{64}{156}- I was offered a bribe.|- Oh, now we're cookin'.
{193}{256}Mr. Trask,|the headmaster,
{282}{349}he promised to|get me into Harvard.
{351}{429}- If you squeal.|- Yeah.
{432}{485}What a dilemma.
{488}{597}Should Charlie Simms accept a|free ride into Harvard or not ?
{620}{718}What do you think your friend George|would do if he were in your shoes ?
{720}{769}- He is, practically.|- How ?
{772}{885}I mean, it's just that Mr. Trask|hasn't promised to get him into Harvard.
{888}{990}Mr. Trask doesn't have to. George's|father's gonna take care of that.
{1040}{1106}Do the deal, Charlie.|Take it !
{1108}{1167}Go to Harvard.
{1169}{1238}- I can't do that.|- Why not ?
{1284}{1366}It's just some things|you just can't do.
{1368}{1425}Explain 'em to me.
{1451}{1543}- Louder, please.|- I, l, I can't --
{1566}{1642}You're gonna have a tough time|in this world, Charlie.
{1675}{1780}To ease the blow,|let me buy you a drink. Come on.
{1783}{1844}Double Jack Daniels|on the rocks.
{1846}{1948}And bring my young friend here|a Shirley Temple.
{1950}{1997}Hold on.|Do you have beer ?
{2000}{2061}Certainly.|May I see some l.D. ?
{2063}{2139}Are you interested in walkin'|the rest of your life, chappy ?
{2142}{2172}Sir, but --
{2175}{2257}I'm a regular here.|My boy's going on 23.
{2260}{2327}Why don't you call up front,|the office ?
{2329}{2411}Mr. Gilbert,|he's a friend of mine.
{2414}{2488}Any particular beer ?
{2491}{2569}Schlitz.|No Schlitz ?
{2571}{2628}Blatz.|No Blatz ?
{2631}{2688}Improvise.
{2690}{2768}- I'll do my best, sir.|- Thank you, sir.
{2811}{2903}You're human, Charlie.|Beer ?
{2960}{3013}Who are we|drinking with ?
{3015}{3122}I'm getting a nice soap-and-water|feeling from down there.
{3283}{3369}- Ah... female.|- Female ?
{3372}{3479}You're callin' her female, must mean you|like her or you wouldn't be so casual.
{3543}{3629}- Is she alone ?|- Yeah, she's alone.
{3685}{3761}Things are heatin' up.|Chestnut hair ?
{3764}{3844}Brown...|Iight brown.
{3847}{3923}Twenty-two ?
{3973}{4028}Wh-- What am l,|a guy at a carnival ?
{4031}{4125}The day we stop lookin',|Charlie, is the day we die.
{4127}{4180}Move.
{4183}{4236}- Where ?|- You know where, son.
{4239}{4294}Don't be coy, Charlie.
{4325}{4394}This woman is made for you.|I can feel it.
{4396}{4449}Goddamn beautiful,|isn't she ?
{4452}{4563}- She's not bad.|- Whoo-bingo ! The boy's alive.
{4566}{4652}Come on, son,|perambulate.
{4655}{4708}Perambulate.
{4923}{5015}Excuse me, seňorita,|do you mind if we join you ?
{5050}{5099}I'm feelin'|you're being neglected.
{5102}{5186}Well, I'm|expecting somebody.
{5189}{5265}Instantly ?
{5268}{5369}- No, but any minute now.|- Any minute ?
{5371}{5435}Some people live a lifetime|in a minute.
{5480}{5583}- What are you doin' right now ?|- I'm waiting for him.
{5586}{5658}Would you mind|if we waited with you,
{5661}{5761}you know, just to keep the|womanizers from bothering you ?
{5835}{5880}No, I don't mind.
{5883}{5947}Thank you.
{6003}{6050}Charlie.
{6130}{6210}You know, I detect...|a fragrance in the air.
{6212}{6269}Don't tell me|what it is.
{6271}{6324}Ogilvie Sisters soap.
{6327}{6403}Ah, that's amazing.
{6406}{6459}I'm in the amazing|business !
{6461}{6508}It is|Ogilvie Sisters soap.
{6511}{6589}My grandmother gave me|three bars for Christmas.
{6591}{6644}I'm crazy about|your grandmother.
{6647}{6713}I think she'd have liked|Charlie too.
{6715}{6770}- Don't pay any attention to him.|- What's your name ?
{6772}{6809}Donna.
{6811}{6924}- Donna ? I'm Frank. This here is --|- This is Charlie.
{6926}{6977}Yes. She likes you.
{6979}{7055}Charlie's having a difficult weekend.|He's going through a crisis.
{7058}{7124}How does he look|like he's holding up ?
{7126}{7196}He looks fine to me.
{7198}{7257}Oh ! She does|like you, Charlie.
{7368}{7421}So, Donna,
{7424}{7465}ah...
{7467}{7516}do you tango ?
{7518}{7604}No. I wanted|to learn once, but --
{7606}{7661}But ?
{7664}{7725}But Michael|didn't want to.
{7728}{7808}Michael, the one|you're waiting for.
{7811}{7901}Michael thinks|the tango's hysterical.
{7903}{7981}Well, I think|Michael's hysterical.
{7983}{8059}Don't pay any attention to him.|Did I already say that ?
{8106}{8165}What a beautiful laugh.
{8202}{8249}Thank you, Frank.
{8363}{8439}Would you like to learn|to tango, Donna ?
{8513}{8560}Right now ?
{8562}{8673}I'm offering you my services...|free of charge.
{8675}{8722}What do you say ?
{8724}{8767}Ah...
{8770}{8844}I think I'd be|a little afraid.
{8847}{8898}Of what ?
{8900}{9002}Afraid of making|a mistake.
{9004}{9107}No mistakes in the tango,|not like life.
{9110}{9171}It's simple. That's what makes|the tango so great.
{9174}{9289}If you make a mistake,|get all tangled up, just tango on.
{9291}{9375}Why don't you try ?
{9467}{9528}Will you try it ?
{9531}{9615}All right.|I'll give it a try.
{9618}{9682}Hold me down, son.
{9851}{9910}Your arm.
{9953}{10016}Charlie,
{10018}{10077}I'm gonna need some|coordinates here, son.
{10080}{10152}The floor's|about 20 by 30,
{10154}{10225}and you're at|the long end.
{10227}{10323}There's tables on the outside.|The band's on the right.
{14134}{14245}Oh, Frank, you are|one incredible dancer.
{14307}{14393}Wait'll you see|Charlie dance.
{14396}{14472}- He's a liar. I don't dance.|- Isn't he a charmer, though ?
{14474}{14573}Truth is, not only can he dance,|but he'll sing you a hell of a tune.
{14575}{14640}He can do bird calls|and imitate Bela Lugosi.
{14642}{14689}- Hi, honey.|- Hey.
{14692}{14780}Michael, this is Frank|and this is Charlie.
{14782}{14868}-Hi, Frank, Charlie. I'm sorry I'm late.|-Oh, that's okay.
{14871}{14935}These two gentlemen|entertained me,
{14937}{14980}and time flew.
{14982}{15074}Your girl is...|a hell of a tango dancer.
{15075}{15157}You found someone to tango with.|That's terrific !
{15159}{15208}Let me|shake your hand.
{15210}{15288}- No, it was Frank.|- Hell, I'll shake both your hands !
{15323}{15390}Honey, this looks like the place,|but we gotta go.
{15392}{15466}We got a date with Darryl|and Carol in the village.
{15468}{15513}Do you have a check ?
{15516}{15629}- Michael, please. My pleasure.|- No, no. I got this.
{15631}{15698}Michael, get your hand outta|your pocket. I'll take it. Really.
{15700}{15759}Allow me.
{15787}{15846}Why, thank you.
{15849}{15896}Bye, guys.
{15898}{15949}Bye.
{16122}{16214}Darryl and Carol.|Yeah.
{16404}{16484}It's Apartment 17 E, Colonel.|She's expecting you.
{16486}{16578}You don't have to worry about a thing.|She's the creme de la creme.
{16581}{16640}My buddy took the Vice Chancellor|of Germany to her.
{16643}{16700}Now he wants to immigrate|to this country.
{16703}{16750}You did good, hombre.
{16808}{16876}My hair,|how is it ?
{16878}{16923}It's perfect.
{16993}{17093}- I got the red foulard okay, didn't I ?|- Yeah, real dark red.
{17095}{17152}Burgundy, Charlie,|burgundy.
{17155}{17223}They love it.
{17225}{17288}Bay Rum.
{17311}{17364}Windsor knot.
{17387}{17455}That's my heart|I'm feelin'.
{17691}{17736}I'm off.
{18149}{18196}Can you get long distance|on this ?
{18199}{18246}And how.|Be my guest.
{18522}{18590}- Sugarbush lodge.|- Hi. George Willis, please ?
{18592}{18655}One moment, please.
{18673}{18720}- Hello ?|- Ah, Harry ?
{18723}{18776}Chas, how are you ?
{18779}{18853}You just caught us. We're about|to shoot George over to the airport.
{18856}{18924}Why is George|going to the airport ?
{18926}{19006}Um, hold on. Maybe you should talk|to the man himself.
{19037}{19086}- Chas.|- Yeah. Hi, George.
{19088}{19184}- You just caught me.|- Harry said. Where you goin' ?
{19186}{19245}- Home.|- To Boston ?
{19247}{19317}Catching the puddle jumper.|Keep your fingers crossed.
{19319}{19401}What are you|going home for ?
{19404}{19494}I was thinking, Chas.|This asshole, Trask ?
{19496}{19561}He's making|no sense at all.
{19563}{19651}Somebody's gotta talk to him.|My father's Class of '59.
{19654}{19744}Your father ? I thought we were|gonna keep our parents outta this.
{19747}{19849}This guy Trask is outta control, Chas.|Outta control !
{19851}{19906}Somebody's gotta|talk to him.
{19908}{20002}- My father's a major|fund-raiser, you know.|- No, I didn't.
{20005}{20095}Just relax.|He'll get us off the hook.
{20097}{20173}- I gotta go. Everything all right ?|- Sure.
{20175}{20267}- I'll see you Monday. Good-bye.|- Bye.
{20849}{20908}- Good night, sir.|- Good night.
{21193}{21240}Hiya, Charlie.
{21277}{21326}Watch the door.
{21755}{21814}What a beautiful woman.
{22132}{22226}- Hello, there.|- Do you see what I see ?
{22229}{22305}Yeah.|Either there's something wrong,
{22307}{22364}or we got the|world's worst hangover.
{22367}{22432}Won't you come in ?
{22899}{22946}Colonel ?
{23247}{23325}Colonel,|you all right ?
{23328}{23397}What is there ?
{23483}{23606}It's afternoon.|You've been sleeping all morning.
{23609}{23673}So what ?
{23675}{23761}I don't know.|I thought --
{23867}{23914}I-l talked to George|last night.
{23917}{23970}His, ah --
{23972}{24077}His father's a big-deal alumnus|at school. He's got a lot of pull.
{24079}{24153}Really ?
{24155}{24245}Yeah, he's, ah,
{24247}{24300}he's gonna talk|to the headmaster.
{24303}{24381}George thinks he might|be able to get us off the hook.
{24384}{24449}"Get us off the hook."
{24451}{24516}Yeah, that's --|that's what he said.
{24518}{24610}Watch the "us" part.
{24654}{24722}Colonel, don't you wanna|get up and do something ?
{24823}{24866}Colonel ?
{24868}{24954}Oh, Charlie,|what do ya want ?
{24956}{25003}I don't know !
{25005}{25079}But you're|making me nervous.
{25151}{25227}My wallet is on|the dresser.
{25229}{25282}Take out|your plane ticket...
{25284}{25399}and $400|mustering-out pay,
{25402}{25459}plus...
{25461}{25566}airport-to-school taxi.
{25602}{25676}Colonel, it's no rush.|I mean, I can --
{25678}{25725}I could stay|for a while.
{25727}{25819}Charlie, you already|gave me a day.
{25822}{25916}For that day,|I am eternally grateful.
{25959}{26072}But right now I have...|other plans.
{26075}{26138}What other plans|do you have ?
{26188}{26237}To die, son.
{26239}{26337}Colonel, you're --
{26339}{26404}Come on, Colonel,|you're not gonna die today.
{26406}{26496}Charlie,|give me your hand.
{26590}{26651}You go now, boy.|Okay ?
{26696}{26770}You go.|Just, uh --
{26831}{26886}Just leave me|sleep here.
{26914}{26988}Look, uh --|Can we start over, please ?
{26991}{27093}What do you feel|like doin' today, huh ?
{27095}{27154}I mean, look at this.|The sun is shining !
{27156}{27215}It's a beautiful day.|Let's --
{27295}{27379}Colonel, I know you don't want|to be a party poop,
{27381}{27478}so let's go out and do something, huh ?|Let's go for a ride.
{27603}{27654}Yeah, a ride.
{27656}{27732}A ride ?
{27735}{27825}Yeah, Colonel Slade,|what do you say ?
{27827}{27899}Let's go for a ride,|huh ?
{28061}{28118}What kind of ride ?
{28130}{28195}Yeah, this is a valid|Oregon driver's license,
{28197}{28279}and we let appropriate customers|test-drive the Testarossa.
{28282}{28376}But you're 17 and with|a blind companion. That we don't do.
{28379}{28449}This is a $190,000|piece of machinery.
{28451}{28531}- I'm not letting it out this door.|- How 'bout this one over here ?
{28534}{28602}That's a Cabriolet T.|The same deal.
{28604}{28707}Think I'm gonna let an unaccompanied kid|get behind the wheel of a $110,000 car ?
{28710}{28769}He will not be|unaccompanied.
{28771}{28857}I'll be with him.|I'm his father.
{28859}{28931}- You're his father ?|- Yes.
{28933}{29011}I have an idea. Why don't I take|your father for a test-drive ?
{29014}{29106}- What's your quota, Freddie ?|- Don't worry about my quota. I do well.
{29109}{29156}How many Ferraris|you sold this month ?
{29159}{29224}That's not relevant|to this discussion.
{29226}{29275}Freddie,|the 80s are over.
{29278}{29342}Are you tryin' to tell me|these are just walkin' outta the store ?
{29344}{29444}This is a Ferrari, the finest machinery|made in the automobile industry.
{29446}{29516}If you like it that much,|why are you sellin' it ?
{29518}{29633}- I'd love to accommodate you --|- If this car performs|the way I expect it to,
{29635}{29766}you'll get a certified check of $101,000|and change when you come in tomorrow.
{29768}{29877}It's $109,000,|plus $950, plus tax.
{29879}{29950}Freddie, for you...
{29952}{30003}107 all in,
{30006}{30092}plus a case of champagne|to go with your leftover turkey.
{30094}{30186}What do you say ?|Don't worry about the boy.
{30189}{30275}He drives so smooth,|you can boil an egg on the engine.
{30278}{30352}When we bring the car back,|I'll peel the egg for ya.
{30354}{30448}Listen, you made me laugh,|but I can't let the car go out.
{30498}{30545}Want a deposit ?
{30547}{30618}This is not an|installment item, sir.
{30694}{30790}Freddie, you're no|spring chicken, are ya ?
{30831}{30933}Well, you know what they call me|at the home office ? The gray ghost.
{30935}{30990}You know why they|still keep me around ?
{30993}{31073}There's no kid here that|can move a Ferrari like I can.
{31075}{31144}I'm known from coast to coast|like butter and toast.
{31146}{31199}Ask anybody about|Freddie Bisco.
{31202}{31272}When I get a Ferrari...|out the door !
{31274}{31360}- Hah ! You just made me laugh.|- Yeah ?
{31363}{31455}Two thousand.
{31458}{31528}Unless you take it,|you're gonna make me cry.
{31606}{31680}I'm a gray ghost too.
{31924}{31998}See ? This is fun,|isn't it ?
{32311}{32391}Drop her into neutral.
{32394}{32466}Slide her into second.|Pop the clutch.
{33377}{33469}Straight. Hold it|right like that. Feel it ?
{33472}{33558}That's straight.|Just keep it straight.
{33619}{33691}- Keep it straight.|- No fun just to keep it straight.
{33694}{33772}You've got to move a little bit,|feel the road.
{33774}{33846}Please ? Just like this.|All right ? There you go.
{33848}{33918}Take it nice and easy.
{33920}{33992}Do you like this ?
{34042}{34122}Slow it down a little.|You goin' a little fast.
{34125}{34207}Colonel, slow it down.
{34209}{34264}Something's happened|to my foot !
{34304}{34351}- Slow it down, please.|- Hold on, Charlie.
{34353}{34404}I think I've got|another gear.
{34406}{34449}Colonel Slade ?
{34499}{34554}- Whoo-ah !|- Oh shit !
{34557}{34602}Watch out !
{34625}{34670}Hah-hah !
{34673}{34722}You'll get us killed !
{34724}{34783}Don't blame me, Charlie.|I can't see !
{34825}{34897}Colonel, slow it down !
{35091}{35159}Oh, God.|Oh, Jesus !
{35161}{35228}Now let's see|how this baby corners.
{35230}{35300}- Corners ?|- Yeah. Say when.
{35302}{35365}- Say when what ?|- Say when to turn.
{35367}{35451}- Colonel, you can't turn the car.|- Where's the turn, Charlie ?
{35453}{35549}3:00 ? 2:00 ?|Right oblique ? Right face ?
{35551}{35592}Come on !|Talk to me !
{35594}{35651}Ah... it's left, I guess.
{35654}{35718}Left. I knew it.|Okay. Now ?
{35770}{35831}No, no !|Not now ! Not now !
{35834}{35901}- Now ?|- Colonel, please ?
{35903}{36005}Charlie, I'm gonna do it anyway.|Whether you say so or not, here we go !
{36007}{36068}Okay ! Wait, wait, wait !|Just wait !
{36071}{36122}Here I go.
{36125}{36170}Wait... now !
{36313}{36393}I did it !|Oh, Charlie !
{36431}{36486}You're ridin' with|one very happy man !
{36542}{36593}- Turn again !|- Be specific, son.
{36623}{36670}- Left now !|- Okay.
{36703}{36772}- Ohh !|- Whoo-ah !
{36774}{36840}I love this !
{36842}{36939}I love it !|Shall we take it to the max ?
{36941}{36996}Let me out.
{36998}{37105}Shit ! The yellow flag.
{37108}{37159}I hadn't even|opened her up yet.
{37162}{37215}- Which way's the curb ?|- Pull over. Slow down !
{37218}{37265}- Slow down, Colonel.|- All right, I'm doin' it.
{37267}{37345}- Pull over to the curb. Slow it down.|- Yep, yep. Got it.
{37622}{37714}- Oh, Christ.|- Ooh, I haven't had a ticket in years.
{37783}{37846}I'll do the talking.
{37975}{38022}License and registration.
{38296}{38364}What ? Are you|test-driving this baby ?
{38366}{38415}Don't she purr though ?
{38417}{38472}At 70 miles an hour ?
{38474}{38552}You should hear her|at 125. Hah !
{38554}{38626}Where's your license ?
{38628}{38679}At the dealer's.
{38681}{38759}They give it back|when you return the car.
{38762}{38850}- You got l.D. ?|- You bet.
{38898}{38947}Indeed.
{39023}{39068}Lt. Col. Slade.
{39071}{39116}And you, solider ?
{39119}{39215}The name is|police officer Gore.
{39217}{39293}Doin' a hell of a job, Gore.
{39295}{39402}And so are you, Colonel.|Who's the kid ?
{39405}{39481}My boy Charlie.
{39484}{39531}He kept tellin' me to|"Let her out."
{39534}{39581}What was I gonna do,|disappoint him ?
{39583}{39622}Yes.
{39720}{39831}Tell you what I'm gonna do.|I'm gonna let you go on one condition.
{39834}{39945}- What's that ?|- You take this rig|straight back to the dealer.
{40000}{40084}- Y-You got it.|- Shut up.
{40086}{40209}- You want this ?|- Sure. Gore ?
{40211}{40295}Your face and your voice|are familiar.
{40297}{40352}You ever in the|officer's club at Da Nang ?
{40354}{40403}No.
{40406}{40531}- Never in the army ?|- No. Coast Guard.
{40534}{40639}Good Lord.|Hah ! Hah !
{40710}{40763}Your dad is looking good,|Charlie.
{40766}{40871}He's got a heavy foot.|Tell him to take it light. All right ?
{40874}{40958}- I hear ya !|- Thanks.
{41266}{41348}Get out of the car, 'cause|you are not driving anymore.
{41350}{41415}Just keeping this baby warm,|that's all.
{41458}{41527}I'm not drivin' anymore.
{41614}{41665}Yes.
{41759}{41825}- Take my arm.|- I'm okay.
{41827}{41938}- Colonel, it's really bumpy here.|- Yeah, bumpy.
{42215}{42262}You all right ?
{42343}{42398}Yeah.
{42562}{42626}Red light.|Hold it.
{42736}{42785}Taking too long.
{42883}{42954}Shit ! Colonel !|Colonel ?
{43211}{43258}Colonel !
{43260}{43321}Shit !|You all right ?
{43323}{43376}What the hell|are you doing ?
{43379}{43424}- Take the cane.|- I gotta take a piss.
{43427}{43490}- Take the cane, Colonel.|- It happens to the best of us.
{43492}{43545}We're on Park Avenue.|You can't go to the bathroom.
{43547}{43631}- Perfect place.|- You'll get arrested.
{43634}{43683}Never been housebroken.|Ohh !
{43686}{43743}Shit !
{43746}{43797}What's the matter|with you, Colonel ?
{43953}{44031}What are you doing ?|Stand up.
{44034}{44099}Come on.
{44101}{44173}I'm tired, Charlie.|I'm tired.
{44215}{44270}Give me your arm.
{44273}{44341}Here's your cane.
{44343}{44415}Take me back|to the hotel, son.
{44542}{44607}Home at last.
{45095}{45142}You all right now ?
{45184}{45235}Yeah.
{45305}{45418}- Do you want to use the bathroom ?|- No.
{45605}{45679}- Can I get you something ?|- No.
{45768}{45850}- You sure you're all right ?|- I'm fine, Charlie.
{46275}{46341}Do you mind|if I use the phone ?
{46343}{46398}Go ahead.
{46834}{46908}- Hello ?|- Hi, is George there, please ?
{46910}{46969}Senior or Junior ?
{46971}{47016}Junior.
{47019}{47093}- Who's this ?|- A friend of his from school.
{47096}{47205}George isn't going to be talking|to any friends from school right now.
{47249}{47333}- Oh.|- Good-bye.
{47703}{47779}Colonel, are you|looking at me ?
{47849}{47921}I'm blind, Charlie.
{48041}{48117}I'm gonna take a nap.
{48155}{48212}Too much fresh air.
{48215}{48278}It's probably|a good idea.
{48309}{48379}Want me to help you|to your room ?
{48381}{48436}No.
{48438}{48491}Couch.
{48493}{48571}I like|this couch here.
{48618}{48673}You sure you're|all right, Colonel ?
{48676}{48723}I got a headache.
{48866}{48942}Why don't you go downstairs,|get me some aspirin, Charlie ?
{48944}{49047}- Some aspirin.|- Yeah. Also...
{49086}{49160}I feel like|a cigar.
{49162}{49271}Get me a couple of|Monte Cristos, number one.
{49273}{49332}- Monte Cristos, number one.|- Yeah.
{49334}{49402}You won't be able to get 'em|at the newsstand downstairs.
{49404}{49470}So why don't you|go over to...
{49472}{49546}Fiftieth and Fifth,|Dunhill's.
{49549}{49637}Fella name of Arnold|in the humidor.
{49639}{49723}Tell him, um,|they're for me.
{49726}{49773}He'll know.
{50936}{50981}You're back|too fast.
{51054}{51111}You didn't get|my cigars, did you ?
{51236}{51287}Get out of here,|Charlie.
{51376}{51423}I thought we had a deal.
{51425}{51555}I welched. I'm a welcher.|Didn't I tell you ?
{51557}{51641}No, what you told me was that|you gave me all the bullets.
{51644}{51703}I lied.
{51747}{51816}- Yeah, well, you could have fooled me.|- And I did.
{51893}{51979}Charlie, how you ever gonna survive|in this world without me ?
{52089}{52179}Why don't you just|give me the gun, all right ?
{52362}{52409}Wh-- What are you doing ?
{52462}{52511}I'm gonna|shoot you too.
{52576}{52629}Your life's finished anyway.
{52631}{52725}Your friend George's gonna|sing like a canary.
{52727}{52772}And so are you.
{52775}{52840}And once you've sung,|Charlie, my boy,
{52842}{52942}you're gonna take your place|on that long, gray line...
{52944}{52993}of American manhood.
{53029}{53105}And you will be through.
{53108}{53163}I'd like to disagree|with you, Colonel.
{53165}{53235}You're in no position|to disagree with me, boy.
{53237}{53319}I got a loaded .45 here.|You got pimples.
{53322}{53437}I'm gonna kill ya, Charlie,|because I can't bear the thought...
{53440}{53497}of you sellin' out !
{53500}{53576}Put the gun down,|all right, Colonel ?
{53579}{53661}What ? You givin' me|an ultimatum ?
{53663}{53724}No, I'm --
{53726}{53787}I give the ultimatums !
{53823}{53868}I'm sorry.
{53897}{53944}All right ?|I'm sorry.
{54024}{54122}It's all right...|Charlie.
{54244}{54297}You break my heart, son.
{54332}{54377}All my life|I stood up...
{54380}{54474}to everyone|and everything...
{54477}{54577}because it made me feel|important.
{54627}{54699}You do it|'cause you mean it.
{54760}{54805}You got integrity, Charlie.
{54906}{54984}I don't know whether|to shoot ya or adopt ya.
{55033}{55105}Not much of a choice,|is it, sir ?
{55108}{55174}Aw, don't get cute now.
{55176}{55275}- Colonel, please put the gun away ?|- I asked you a question.
{55277}{55344}Do you want me to adopt ya,|or don't ya ?
{55376}{55448}Please ? I mean...
{55451}{55545}- you're just in a slump right now.|- Slump ?
{55606}{55655}No slump, Charlie.
{55704}{55749}I'm bad.
{55808}{55853}I'm not bad. No.
{55915}{55960}I'm rotten.
{56031}{56076}You're not bad.
{56140}{56195}Y-- You're just in pain.
{56328}{56385}What do you know|about pain ?
{56424}{56518}Hmm ? You little|snail darter...
{56521}{56574}from the Pacific Northwest.
{56609}{56675}What the fuck you know|about pain ?
{56740}{56785}Let me have the gun, Colonel.
{56788}{56862}No time to grow a dick, son.
{56865}{56943}Just, just give me|the gun, all right, Colonel ?
{56997}{57067}I'm talkin'|a parade ground. Ten-hut !
{57156}{57236}Soldier, that was|a direct order.
{57272}{57319}Give me the gun ?
{57404}{57494}You can stay|or you can leave.
{57497}{57612}You understand ?|Either way, I'm gonna do this thing.
{57671}{57759}Now why don't you leave|and spare yourself ?
{57833}{57888}I want your gun, Colonel.
{58096}{58160}I'm gonna give myself|a count.
{58275}{58340}You need a count|for balance.
{58420}{58506}Five, four...
{58509}{58572}three...
{58639}{58684}two...
{58734}{58814}one. Fuck it.
{59003}{59062}Gimme ! Fuck it !
{59141}{59192}- Get out of here !|- I'm stayin' right here !
{59194}{59258}- Get outta here !|- I'm stayin' right here.
{59260}{59334}- I'll blow your fuckin' head off !|- Then do it !
{59337}{59390}You want to do it ?|Do it ! Let's go.
{59416}{59461}Fuck.
{59536}{59607}Get outta here !
{59634}{59689}You fucked up, all right ?|So what ?
{59692}{59784}So everybody does it.|Get on with your life, would ya ?
{59787}{59898}What life ?|I got no life !
{59947}{60000}I'm in the dark here !
{60044}{60141}You understand ?|I'm in the dark !
{60287}{60375}So give up. You want|to give up, give up...
{60378}{60423}'cause I'm givin' up too.
{60426}{60473}You said I'm through.|You're right.
{60475}{60520}We're both through.|It's all over.
{60523}{60609}So let's get on with it.|Let's fuckin' do it.
{60611}{60722}Let's fuckin' pull the trigger,|you miserable blind motherfucker.
{60925}{60978}Pull the trigger.
{61008}{61055}Here we go, Charlie.
{61084}{61131}I'm ready.
{61319}{61390}You don't want to die.
{61421}{61482}And neither do you.
{61546}{61634}Give me one reason not to.
{61723}{61803}I'll give you two. You can|dance the tango and drive a Ferrari...
{61805}{61858}better than anyone|I've ever seen.
{61995}{62052}You never seen anyone|do either.
{62152}{62199}Give me the gun, Colonel.
{62468}{62529}Oh, where do I go|from here, Charlie ?
{62556}{62627}If you're tangled up,|just tango on.
{62700}{62771}You askin' me|to dance, Charlie ?
{62931}{63034}Did you ever have the feelin'|that you wanted to go
{63078}{63181}And still had the feelin'|that you wanted to stay
{63583}{63624}You like my blues, Charlie ?
{63710}{63767}Yeah, they're beautiful.
{63795}{63918}I wore these for|Lyndon's inauguration.
{63986}{64084}Of course, uh, we weren't|the number one ball.
{64169}{64216}But he dropped by anyway.
{64284}{64343}Will you please|give me the gun ?
{64434}{64551}You're askin' an officer|to surrender his side arm.
{64597}{64695}You don't have to surrender it.|You just put it down for a little while.
{64728}{64800}All right ?|Just put it down.
{65044}{65122}Boy, I could use|a drink, Charlie.
{65204}{65271}How about a cup of coffee ?
{65273}{65390}Too big a leap for me|right now, Charlie.
{65393}{65452}Maybe tomorrow. Hah !
{65502}{65604}No, a Mr. John Daniels|would be preferred.
{65668}{65727}No water, Charlie.
{65758}{65805}No water.
{65807}{65856}Please.
{66048}{66093}Here's your drink,|Colonel.
{66216}{66308}Oh. I'm so sorry.
{66310}{66369}What time do you want me|to turn down the bed ?
{66371}{66500}- Uh, maybe later, all right ?|- What he means, seňorita,
{66502}{66547}is come right in.
{66624}{66724}- Later, please ?|- Yes, sir.
{66726}{66771}Good afternoon.
{66867}{66912}Nice voice.
{67005}{67052}Boy, you have|a one-track mind.
{67055}{67166}Mm-hmm. Is there anything else|in this world, Charlie ?
{67211}{67330}- Not for you.|- You know what's kept me|goin' all these years ?
{67363}{67472}The thought that one day --
{67702}{67749}Never mind.
{67751}{67792}The what ?
{67842}{67887}Silly.
{67943}{68004}Just the thought|that maybe one day, I'd --
{68103}{68174}I could have a woman's arms|wrapped around me...
{68219}{68293}and her legs|wrapped around me.
{68337}{68384}And what ?
{68491}{68592}That I could wake up in the morning|and she'd still be there.
{68630}{68675}Smell of her.
{68697}{68746}All funky and warm.
{68854}{68909}I finally gave up on it.
{68979}{69063}I don't know why|you can't have that.
{69115}{69172}You know, when we get back|to New Hampshire,
{69175}{69247}I don't know why|you can't find someone.
{69249}{69329}I mean, you're|a good-lookin' guy,
{69332}{69418}and you're fun|to be with, and...
{69421}{69544}you're a great travel companion,|sensitive, compassionate.
{69643}{69698}Charlie,
{69701}{69758}are you|fuckin' with me ?
{69848}{69899}Yes.
{69975}{70016}Yeah ?
{70018}{70085}Hey, Manny.
{70131}{70221}My God. We -- We --|We missed our plane.
{70224}{70312}Your plane, Charlie.|My ticket was one-way.
{70370}{70458}- New England Thruway|all the way, Colonel ?|- All the way, Rinaldo.
{70756}{70817}I'm gettin' that|heavy feelin' again, Charlie.
{70848}{70895}Uh...
{70923}{70974}"Uh" ?
{70976}{71052}I think you were right|about George and his father.
{71054}{71125}- Uh, I'm sorry to hear that.|- When we get back,
{71127}{71224}Mr. Trask is bringin' us up in front|of the whole school.
{71226}{71277}Puttin' your feet|to the fire, huh ?
{71279}{71347}Special meeting of|the Disciplinary Committee.
{71390}{71464}And what are you|gonna tell 'em ?
{71516}{71590}I don't know.|I'll think of somethin'.
{71621}{71717}Oh, Charlie, why are you|all alone in this thing ?
{71719}{71797}Hmm ? Where's your father ?
{71830}{71875}He left.
{71908}{72013}I thought it was a mom-and-pop store.|Who's the "pop" ?
{72015}{72120}- It's my stepfather.|- Oh, yeah.
{72180}{72225}But why isn't he in on this ?
{72228}{72283}Somethin'|wrong with him ?
{72285}{72375}No, he's okay.|We just, uh --
{72377}{72447}- We don't get along very well.|- Why not ?
{72492}{72584}- 'Cause he's an asshole.|- Ah. Ha-ha !
{72636}{72718}Well, that's all right, Charlie.
{72760}{72831}Every family's got one|nowadays.
{73554}{73613}- That's it ?|- That's it.
{73616}{73683}- Take care of yourself, kid.|- All right, Manny. Thanks.
{73827}{73874}No, I'm not open.
{73927}{73982}I hate good-byes.
{74023}{74128}So, uh, you'll be|all right, huh ?
{74131}{74195}I'll be fine.
{74222}{74277}All right.
{74279}{74353}What's that ?
{74396}{74443}Uh, that's first bell.
{74477}{74551}Just got time|to get cleaned up.
{74580}{74641}Oh. I almost forgot.
{74767}{74826}I owe you some money.
{74865}{74963}Three hundred dollars,|hmm ? Job well done.
{75030}{75079}You ever need any|references, Charlie,
{75081}{75194}- I'm your man.|- Thanks, Colonel.
{75364}{75454}- Uh, it's 16 Water Street.|Just over the bridge.|- We'll find it.
{75486}{75535}Good-bye, Charlie.
{75573}{75618}Good-bye, Colonel.
{75695}{75742}Come here, son.
{76112}{76165}Okay, Manny.
{77940}{77991}George. George !
{78898}{78972}I called an open meeting|of this institution this morning...
{78974}{79056}because the incident that|occurred this Tuesday last...
{79058}{79156}describes an issue|that concerns all of us.
{79193}{79271}Not an isolated case|of vandalism, what happened...
{79273}{79380}is a symptom|of the sickness of a society,
{79383}{79477}a sickness which runs|counter to the principles...
{79479}{79526}this school was founded on,
{79573}{79696}a school, among whose graduates two have|sat behind the desk in the Oval Office,
{79699}{79768}in the White House.
{79770}{79844}Baird men have run state departments|and investment houses,
{79846}{79945}founded department stores|and coached football teams.
{79947}{80035}Our alumni receive their bulletins|in ashrams in lndia...
{80038}{80083}and in palaces|in Jordan.
{80086}{80139}We are, in fact,|known around the world...
{80141}{80207}as the cradle|of this country's leadership.
{80209}{80270}- A beacon in the nation's --|- What are you doing here ?
{80272}{80344}- Got room for me up there, Charlie ?|- But today,
{80346}{80416}- we are bleeding from disrespect,|- Yeah, I guess so.
{80418}{80516}- Give us a hand.|- disrespect for our values...
{80518}{80608}and a disrespect|for our standards,
{80610}{80692}a disrespect for|the Baird tradition.
{80694}{80778}And, as the custodians|of that tradition,
{80780}{80897}we are here today|to protect each other...
{80900}{80988}from those|who threaten it.
{80990}{81051}Who is this, Mr. Simms ?
{81054}{81150}- Uh --|- This is Mr. Frank Slade,
{81152}{81236}Lieutenant Colonel,|United States Army, retired.
{81264}{81319}I'm here in place|of Charlie's parents.
{81322}{81412}- Excuse me ?|- In loco parentis.
{81458}{81528}They could not make|the trip from Oregon today.
{81530}{81589}And what is your relationship|to Mr. Simms ?
{81591}{81669}Is this a courtroom ?
{81672}{81752}- Closest thing we could manage to it.|- Then if we're taking oaths,
{81754}{81813}there's a few people|I'd like to swear in.
{81868}{81981}There are no oaths at Baird.|We are all on our honor.
{82041}{82105}Larry and Franny Simms...
{82107}{82177}are very dear,|close friends of mine.
{82179}{82276}They've asked me to appear here|on Charlie's behalf.
{82278}{82339}Okay ?
{82370}{82429}Happy to have you|with us, Colonel.
{82530}{82575}Mr. Willis.
{82621}{82701}- Which Mr. Willis ?|- George, Junior, sir.
{82814}{82894}You were in a position|last Tuesday night...
{82896}{82993}to see who committed|this act of vandalism. Who was it ?
{83050}{83128}Well, uh, I have|an idea who it was.
{83130}{83212}No, no, not an idea, Mr. Willis.|Did you see or did you not see ?
{83287}{83334}Well...
{83360}{83427}I-l didn't have|my contacts in.
{83510}{83563}Come on.
{83635}{83707}I was in the library.|I'd taken my glasses off,
{83709}{83785}and I was gonna put|my contacts back in.
{83787}{83836}Um,
{83839}{83892}I --
{83894}{83939}Then I helped|Simms close up,
{83942}{84026}and the next thing I know,|we're outside,
{84028}{84120}and I hear this sound,|and l, um,
{84122}{84196}didn't have any time|to put my contacts in.
{84198}{84266}Whom, with your limited vision,|did you see ?
{84694}{84751}Like I say,|it was blurry.
{84780}{84829}Uh,
{84882}{84946}I can't see|without my contacts.
{84948}{85003}What did you see,|Mr. Willis ?
{85006}{85063}What ?
{85066}{85131}- What, you mean definitively ?|- Stop fencing with me, Mr. Willis !
{85133}{85203}Tell me what you saw !
{85301}{85362}Now, don't hold me|to this, but...
{85365}{85432}no contacts, it's dark...
{85465}{85510}and everything, I mean --
{85513}{85593}Mr. Willis !
{85595}{85673}Maybe...
{85705}{85766}Harry Havemeyer,
{85768}{85840}Trent Potter|and Jimmy Jameson.
{85942}{86016}- Maybe ?|- Ballpark, best guess.
{86060}{86160}Could you provide us|with some detail ?
{86162}{86217}I mean, why don't|you ask Charlie ?
{86220}{86298}I really think|he was closer.
{86484}{86529}Mr. Simms.
{86532}{86585}Yes.
{86588}{86639}You don't wear|contact lenses, do you ?
{86642}{86699}No, sir.
{86734}{86835}With your untrammeled sight,|whom did you see ?
{86938}{86989}Well, I saw --|I saw something,
{87025}{87096}but l-l-l|I couldn't say who.
{87098}{87169}All right.|What was the something you saw ?
{87271}{87338}- I-l couldn't say.|- You couldn't say or you wouldn't say ?
{87404}{87449}Well, I just --|I --
{87540}{87599}- I just couldn't say. I'm --|- Couldn't, wouldn't, shouldn't.
{87601}{87646}You're exhausting|my patience...
{87649}{87700}and making a mockery|of these proceedings.
{87703}{87729}I will give you|one last chance.
{87732}{87793}The consequences of your response|will be dire.
{87795}{87924}By dire I mean your future|will be jeopardized permanently.
{87926}{87979}Now for the last time,
{87982}{88043}what did you see|last Tuesday night...
{88046}{88091}outside my office ?
{88169}{88214}I saw somebody.
{88217}{88282}"l saw somebody." Good.
{88307}{88356}Did you see|their size and shape ?
{88358}{88424}Yeah.
{88426}{88510}And they were|the size and shape of whom ?
{88645}{88737}They were|the size and shape --
{89064}{89131}of most any|Baird student, sir.
{89466}{89527}I am left|with no real witness.
{89566}{89658}Mr. Willis's testimony is|not only vague, it is unsubstantiated.
{89660}{89730}The substance I was|looking for, Mr. Simms,
{89732}{89791}was to come from you.
{89862}{89909}I'm sorry.
{89937}{90002}I'm sorry too, Mr. Simms,
{90004}{90061}because you know|what I'm going to do,
{90064}{90119}inasmuch as I can't punish|Mr. Havemeyer,
{90122}{90171}Mr. Potter or Mr. Jameson ?
{90174}{90223}And I won't punish|Mr. Willis.
{90226}{90283}He's the only party|to this incident...
{90286}{90358}who is still worthy of|calling himself a Baird man.
{90390}{90466}I'm going to recommend to|the Disciplinary Committee...
{90493}{90538}that you be expelled.
{90541}{90608}Mr. Simms, you are|a cover-up artist...
{90610}{90655}and you are a liar.
{90658}{90707}But not a snitch !
{90710}{90771}Excuse me ?
{90773}{90814}No, I don't|think I will.
{90817}{90926}- Mr. Slade.|- This is such a crock of shit !
{90928}{90996}Please watch your language,|Mr. Slade.
{90998}{91068}You are in the Baird school,|not a barracks.
{91070}{91146}Mr. Simms, I will give you one|final opportunity to speak up.
{91148}{91207}Mr. Simms|doesn't want it.
{91210}{91255}He doesn't need|to be labeled...
{91258}{91322}"still worthy of|being a Baird man."
{91324}{91369}What the hell|is that ?
{91372}{91417}What is your motto here ?
{91420}{91521}"Boys, inform on your|classmates, save your hide;
{91523}{91592}anything short of that,|we're gonna burn you at the stake" ?
{91594}{91660}Well, gentlemen,
{91662}{91738}when the shit hits the fan,|some guys run...
{91741}{91786}and some guys stay.
{91789}{91871}Here's Charlie facin' the fire,|and there's George...
{91874}{91927}hidin' in|big daddy's pocket.
{91930}{91975}And what are you doin' ?
{91978}{92023}You're gonna|reward George...
{92026}{92106}and destroy Charlie.
{92108}{92211}-Are you finished, Mr. Slade ?|-No, I'm just gettin' warmed up.
{92214}{92275}I don't know who|went to this place.
{92278}{92342}William Howard Taft,|William Jennings Bryant,
{92344}{92389}William Tell, whoever.
{92392}{92462}Their spirit is dead,|if they ever had one.
{92463}{92493}It's gone.
{92495}{92575}You're buildin'|a rat ship here,
{92577}{92641}a vessel for|seagoin' snitches.
{92643}{92735}And if you think you're|preparin' these minnows for manhood,
{92737}{92782}you better think again,
{92785}{92855}because I say you are|killin' the very spirit...
{92857}{92908}this institution|proclaims it instills.
{92910}{92982}What a sham.
{92985}{93057}What kind of a show|are you guys puttin' on here today ?
{93060}{93144}I mean, the only class|in this act is sittin' next to me.
{93146}{93234}I'm here to tell you|this boy's soul is intact.
{93237}{93304}It's non-negotiable.|You know how I know ?
{93306}{93390}Someone here, and I'm not gonna say who,|offered to buy it.
{93392}{93478}- Only Charlie here wasn't sellin'.|- Sir, you're out of order.
{93481}{93536}I show you out of order.
{93539}{93611}You don't know what|out of order is, Mr. Trask.
{93614}{93671}I'd show you,|but I'm too old,
{93674}{93731}I'm too tired,|too fuckin' blind.
{93734}{93812}If I were the man I was|five years ago, I'd take...
{93814}{93871}a flamethrower|to this place !
{93925}{94019}Out of order ? Who the hell|you think you're talkin' to ?
{94049}{94117}I've been around,|you know ?
{94119}{94185}There was a time|I could see.
{94187}{94232}And I have seen.
{94235}{94292}Boys like these,|younger than these,
{94294}{94386}their arms torn out,|their legs ripped off.
{94388}{94460}But there is nothin'|like the sight...
{94463}{94508}of an amputated spirit.
{94511}{94601}There is|no prosthetic for that.
{94603}{94701}You think you're merely sendin'|this splendid foot soldier...
{94703}{94775}back home to Oregon with|his tail between his legs,
{94778}{94823}but I say you are...
{94826}{94904}executin' his soul !
{94907}{94960}And why ?
{94962}{95032}Because he's not|a Baird man.
{95034}{95101}Baird men.|You hurt this boy,
{95103}{95172}you're gonna be Baird bums,|the lot of you.
{95174}{95231}And, Harry, Jimmy,
{95233}{95309}Trent, wherever|you are out there,
{95311}{95377}fuck you too !
{95414}{95463}Stand down, Mr. Slade !
{95466}{95527}I'm not finished.
{95530}{95628}As I came in here,|I heard those words:
{95630}{95679}"cradle of leadership."
{95681}{95753}Well, when|the bough breaks,
{95756}{95836}the cradle will fall,|and it has fallen here.
{95838}{95883}It has fallen.
{95886}{95951}Makers of men,|creators of leaders.
{95953}{96033}Be careful what kind of leaders|you're producin' here.
{96036}{96126}I don't know if Charlie's|silence here today...
{96129}{96194}is right or wrong;|I'm not a judge or jury.
{96196}{96241}But I can tell you this:
{96244}{96291}he won't sell|anybody out...
{96294}{96362}to buy his future !
{96364}{96461}And that, my friends,|is called integrity.
{96463}{96508}That's called courage.
{96511}{96593}Now that's the stuff|leaders should be made of.
{96720}{96823}Now I have come to|the crossroads in my life.
{96826}{96933}I always knew|what the right path was.
{96936}{97024}Without exception, I knew,|but I never took it.
{97027}{97076}You know why ?
{97078}{97144}It was too damn hard.
{97190}{97264}Now here's Charlie.|He's come to the crossroads.
{97266}{97317}He has chosen a path.
{97320}{97371}It's the right path.
{97373}{97432}It's a path|made of principle...
{97434}{97489}that leads to character.
{97534}{97598}Let him continue|on his journey.
{97641}{97752}You hold this boy's future|in your hands, Committee.
{97754}{97815}It's a valuable future,
{97818}{97865}believe me.
{97868}{97971}Don't destroy it.|Protect it.
{97973}{98022}Embrace it.
{98025}{98111}It's gonna make you proud|one day, I promise you.
{98518}{98579}How's that for cornball ?
{99074}{99146}Nothing can|shut them up, sir.
{99239}{99309}The Disciplinary Committee will|take this matter under advisement...
{99311}{99374}in closed session.
{99565}{99682}- What are they doin', Charlie ?|- I think they're going|to come to a decision now.
{99773}{99818}Very well.
{99955}{100043}Apparently, that meeting|will be unnecessary.
{100045}{100098}Mrs. Hunsaker.
{100182}{100252}The joint student-faculty|Disciplinary Committee...
{100254}{100301}needs no further sessions.
{100303}{100360}They have come|to a decision.
{100362}{100425}Misters Havemeyer,|Potter and Jameson...
{100427}{100472}are placed|on probation...
{100475}{100567}for suspicion of|ungentlemanly conduct.
{100569}{100647}It is further recommended|that Mr. George Willis, Jr....
{100650}{100726}receive neither recognition|nor commendation...
{100729}{100784}for his cooperation.
{100786}{100857}Mr. Charles Simms|is excused...
{100859}{100927}from any further response|to this incident.
{100929}{100967}Whoo-ah.
{101859}{101910}Charlie !
{102388}{102488}- Last step.|- I can always count on you, Charlie.
{102549}{102604}Colonel.
{102606}{102653}Colonel !
{102656}{102707}I'm Christine Downes,|Colonel Slade.
{102709}{102754}I teach|Political Science.
{102757}{102791}I wanted to tell you|how much I appreciate...
{102792}{102863}- your coming here|and speaking your mind.|- Thank you. Are you married ?
{102875}{102943}Uh --|I, uh --
{102982}{103072}Went to a artillery school|at Fort Sill with a Mickey Downes.
{103074}{103119}Thought he might've|snagged you.
{103122}{103198}Uh, no, no,|I'm afraid not.
{103200}{103257}Uh, Colonel Slade was on, uh,
{103259}{103306}Lyndon Johnson's staff,|Miss Downes.
{103309}{103373}Were you ? Fascinating.
{103375}{103440}We should get together,|talk politics sometime.
{103517}{103562}Fleurs de rocailles.
{103615}{103662}Yes.
{103686}{103764}"Flowers from a brook."
{103766}{103819}That's right.
{103882}{103943}Well, Miss Downes,
{103946}{104028}I, I'll know|where to find you.
{104031}{104076}Charlie.
{104079}{104132}- Bye, Miss Downes.|- Bye.
{104203}{104291}You don't have|to tell me, Charlie.
{104294}{104361}5'7",
{104363}{104426}auburn hair,
{104428}{104485}beautiful|brown eyes.
{104930}{104981}Yabba dabba doo.
{105009}{105054}Hah !
{105087}{105138}Manny.
{105170}{105215}Aw, Colonel,|this is too much.
{105218}{105284}You earned it.|Next time Charlie and l...
{105286}{105352}want to take a breather to New York,|we're gonna call you.
{105354}{105399}You can drive us|both ways.
{105402}{105465}You're on. Not only|will it be an honor,
{105467}{105512}I'll give you|a rate.
{105515}{105581}I'll see your rate|and raise you.
{105583}{105630}Stay outta|harm's way, Manny.
{105632}{105706}- Take care, Colonel.|- You too.
{105709}{105791}- Ready ?|- No, thanks, Charlie.|I'll take it from here.
{105793}{105887}You go on ahead.|Manny'll drive you back to your dorm.
{105890}{105968}Come by before you|go home for Christmas.
{105970}{106025}We'll have a little cheer.
{106028}{106094}And if you like,|stay for dinner.
{106096}{106157}Sometimes she cooks|a pot roast.
{106159}{106206}It's almost edible.
{106235}{106280}All right, Colonel.
{106283}{106326}- That'd be really --|- Bye, Charlie.
{106820}{106865}Who's there ?
{106868}{106927}- That you, Francine ?|- Yes.
{106929}{107007}- What are you doing ?|- Taking a ride.
{107010}{107090}Taking a ride ?|What about you giving me a lift ?
{107093}{107169}- No.|- No ?
{107172}{107233}Aw, come on,|Francine.
{107235}{107315}We should make up.|Don't you think it's time we made up ?
{107317}{107372}- No.|- Francine ?
{107375}{107420}- What ?|- Your Uncle Frank's had himself...
{107423}{107532}a really hard|Thanksgiving weekend.
{107535}{107580}What's that ?
{107583}{107636}I hear a chipmunk.
{107638}{107685}Is it a walrus ?
{107687}{107732}No, it's Willie.
{107735}{107801}Willie, why don't you|help me with my bag ?
{107803}{107872}Come on, son.|Help me with my bag.
{107874}{107927}Come on. Come on.
{107930}{107996}You got it. Hold onto it.|You're strong.
{107998}{108051}Come on.
{108080}{108139}Here we are.
{108142}{108199}Francine, come on|with me and Willie.
{108202}{108269}I'll let you make me|some marshmallow chocolate.
{108271}{108338}- Whaddaya say ?|- Okay. - Subtitles made by DevilCZ, non DivxCZ member