{660}{703}This product really works.
{703}{777}Not only does it clean|and condition the hair,
{778}{866}it sets the hair as well by getting|deep down into the root system.
{866}{913}Each blade|has been authenticated...
{913}{1003}by an actual 13th-century|Japanese warlord's direct descendent.
{1003}{1075}We are talking|a 42-inch razor blade, folks.
{1078}{1160}l personally have cut myself|numerous times. [ Yells ]
{1170}{1239}Money is a living,|breathing thing, Geri.
{1243}{1320}lf you disrespect money,|its feelings get hurt...
{1333}{1408}and it will leave you|just like your two husbands did.
{1408}{1473}When you are down,|your money is sad.
{1483}{1567}And when you are strong,|your money is very, very happy.
{1873}{1908}No fear.
{1948}{2001}No panic.|Just be myself.
{2023}{2065}Just be myself.
{2068}{2105}l'm ready.
{2128}{2168}l'm prepared.
{2188}{2246}The new guy's|gonna like me...
{2248}{2308}- 'cause l'm a skilled|and confident profession--|- [ Knock At Door ]
{2308}{2365}- Mr Rick, you--|- Thank you.
{2368}{2428}Appreciate it.|Thank you, honey.
{2473}{2548}Good, better, best. Never let it rest|until your good is better...
{2548}{2599}and your better is best.
{3268}{3343}And then, you know,|when crucial decisions are made...
{3343}{3388}people get left behind.
{3388}{3448}We're the future. Listen. lt reminds|me of a story in my personal life.
{3448}{3508}ln the early '60s, my father|was in the eyeglass business.
{3508}{3578}And one day,|my uncle, uh, comes to him...
{3598}{3669}and he says,|''Leo, we gotta make a change.
{3673}{3729}The future is in Plexiglas.,,
{3733}{3823}My father said, ''Plexiglas is crap,|and l'm not gonna sell it.''
{3823}{3913}And he didn't, and you know what|happened? The public wanted it.
{3913}{3981}My uncle got into Plexi,|made a fortune.
{3988}{4063}My dad, he hurled himself out|the 17th-floor window of his office.
{4063}{4123}lf it'd been Plexiglas,|he'd still be here. l'll hold.
{4123}{4216}Hi. Of course, l'm kidding.|l'm pretty sure my dad's still alive.
{4393}{4453}Of course it makes sense.|l know it is.
{4453}{4549}- Great. And your stockholders|won't regret it.|- lt's bulletproof.
{4558}{4590}Fire!
{4603}{4641}[ Screams ]
{4678}{4753}Ricky, these eye massagers,|what do ya think, huh?
{4753}{4828}What is that, the white mask of Zorro?|You're spookin' me out.
{4828}{4888}- Ricky. Ricky. Great.|- Hey, Al!
{4888}{4933}- How've you been?|- Good, good, good.
{4933}{4993}- Look, l wanted to show you these mats.|- l've seen those. No, thank you.
{4993}{5053}- These are different. They're doormats.|- l've seen them.
{5053}{5098}- They're made to look like grass.|Got it. Don't want it. Thank you.|- Okay.
{5098}{5173}Tim George has offered me|a good price over at QVC.
{5173}{5263}Okay, lemme see, lemme see.|What's the gimmick? Give me the thing.
{5263}{5308}- lt works for all four seasons.|- Yeah?
{5308}{5363}This one is summer.|Autumn.
{5368}{5413}- Spring.|- Look like kids did this.
{5413}{5473}- Winter. Huh?|- Oh, look at that.
{5473}{5548}We call it the Four Seasons Pad.|lt's educational.
{5548}{5638}- Educational? That's not|gonna get me to buy them.|- Tim George wants 100,000.
{5638}{5713}That gets me to buy 'em.|Okay, come up with a name|other than the Four Seasons Pad.
{5713}{5773}That sounds like a sanitary napkin,|or l don't know what.
{5773}{5833}And call me later,|and we'll work out the details.
{5833}{5893}- Can we work out the deal now,|in case later you're in, um--|- [ Man ] Hey, Ricky.
{5893}{5953}- l know McBainbridge starts today.|- What, it's like l'm getting fired?
{5953}{6013}- No, no! l did not--|- l'll give you a chop. Okay. Hey!
{6013}{6058}Leave some here, and we'll get|what's-his-name-- the dog from Frasier--
{6058}{6118}- Eddie. Great.|- Eddie to sell some|on his show tonight. Tonight.
{6118}{6178}- Great. Thank you. Thank you.|- Call me up. Thank you.
{6178}{6223}- Thank you.|- Okay. [ Gasps ]
{6223}{6283}- Ladies! How many|lovely ladies can there be?|- Hey!
{6283}{6358}Hey! Fresca. Mm!|How's my favourite foot model?
{6358}{6433}- Great.|- You look so beautiful.|Let me see that foot.
{6433}{6478}- What are we selling?|- Mood toe rings.
{6478}{6568}[ Gasps ] Gimme the shoe. Take the shoe.|Take that. Oh, look at the--
{6568}{6624}Oh! Oh!|This makes me happy.
{6628}{6702}Look at the toes.|Like candies, like Red Hots.
{6727}{6814}So succulent. Excuse me. Hello.|Want to know your emotions?
{6817}{6897}Maybe some other time.|l know how l'm feeling today.
{6907}{6967}- [ Ladies ] Ooh!|- Wait a minute.
{6967}{7027}l don't know. Hang on.|Wait. Wait a second.
{7027}{7128}You can't jump to a conclusion like|that. Let me do this. Let me do this.
{7132}{7192}[ Clears Throat ]|Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
{7192}{7252}Your pulse is a little fast.|Let me guess.
{7252}{7297}You're feeling lost and like you could|use some help. Could l pitch in?
{7297}{7357}Oh, that's funny. l was going|to say the same thing about you.
{7357}{7436}- What, l look lost?|- No, that you need some help.
{7447}{7507}Well, like maybe|a little help with your name.
{7507}{7567}l've never seen you here before.|l'm sure l'd remember.
{7567}{7612}- You're definitely|not one of the models.|- Oh, thank you.
{7612}{7657}That's always nice to hear.
{7657}{7717}- Oh, no, no.|Of course l meant you're very--|- Late.
{7717}{7792}My name's Ricky, by the way.|What's your whole name again?
{7792}{7843}l didn't give it to you.
{7897}{7972}Mmm! [ Chuckling ]|Lay it on me. What have we got?
{7972}{8032}- Tell me everything.|- James Brown is doing the show.
{8032}{8122}Hi, everybody.|l'm Clarence Reynolds, here with|the Godfather of Soul, James Brown.
{8122}{8212}- Welcome to GBSN. Welcome back.|- Ow! l feel good this morning.
{8212}{8272}- Good to have you with us.|- lt's a groove bein' back with ya.
{8272}{8347}- Now, you brought|the Soul Survival System.|- The only way out.
{8347}{8407}lt's like a personal|security system.
{8407}{8482}Now, how does it work,|just in case, God forbid,|there is a medical emergency?
{8482}{8560}Okay. lf you fall down,|you mash the panic button.
{8572}{8655}Help me! Help me! Good God!|Help me! Help me! Good God!
{8662}{8722}- Help me! Help me! Good God!|- [ Chatter, Laughter ]
{8722}{8810}ls it just me, but everything|he says is not entirely clear?
{8812}{8872}- Thank you very much.|Phone, please. Okay.|- [ Phone Ringing ]
{8872}{8937}- Now, is this all we've sold?|- Yep.
{8947}{8992}- Ricky? Ricky.|- Yeah?
{8992}{9052}- Jack Spencer on the phone for you.|- No. Tell him l'm busy.
{9052}{9135}- He says it's important.|- [ James Brown ] Hit me! Ow!
{9142}{9202}[ Clarence ] Oh, yeah.|That'll get you the help you need.
{9202}{9259}- Here he comes.|- Thank you.
{9262}{9351}Jack, hi! What a nice surpri-- Huh?|What-- What's the matter?
{9352}{9391}Well-- Yeah.
{9427}{9496}Well, n-- Th-That is--|That's an outrage.
{9517}{9562}The bank said|everything was fine.
{9562}{9637}These bastard people|with their computer screwups.
{9637}{9727}l'm gonna call 'em right up and really|straighten this out. Thank you. Bye.
{9727}{9817}Um, Barry. You need to move|some money from my savings to checking.
{9817}{9892}The car payment bounced. And don't tell|me there's nothing left to transfer.
{9892}{9934}[ Teeth Click ]
{9952}{10061}[ Teeth Click ]|ls that what you were going|to tell me? ls that what that means?
{10117}{10153}[ Sighs ]
{10162}{10252}Sell some stock. Wow. l'm gonna have|to get the new guy to like me so much...
{10252}{10312}he's gonna want to give me|the raise right away.
{10312}{10375}You think that's|overly optimistic?
{10387}{10432}Thirty seconds to air!
{10432}{10477}- You are the best!|- Yeah!
{10477}{10522}- Your stuff is the best!|- l can do it!
{10522}{10582}- Now go in there and ram it|down their throats! Yeah!|- Yeah!
{10582}{10626}l'm 67 years old.
{10672}{10726}l've made love twice today.
{10732}{10803}Why? Because l'm wearing|new Clam by Vonte.
{10837}{10915}Clam is the mysterious|new fragrance from the sea.
{10927}{10965}Clam works.
{10972}{11031}lt can be yours|for just 22.72.
{11047}{11104}[ Woman ]|Four easy payments.
{11107}{11169}Oh! [ Clears Throat ]|Three times!
{11212}{11286}Danny's been fastened|to the studio ceiling...
{11287}{11361}using the patented|Cool Bond No-Heat Glue Gun.
{11362}{11437}l wouldn't trust any other glue gun|with my grandson's life.
{11437}{11487}- Should you?|- Uh-uh.
{11532}{11575}- * Money *|- But, you know, based on|everything l've just said...
{11575}{11650}l think you can see that it's pretty|obvious that a raise is kind of, uh...
{11650}{11695}uh, kind of in order.
{11695}{11752}Based on what you just said...
{11755}{11830}l think it's pretty obvious|that a brain scan is in order.
{11830}{11903}Hayman, things are not|clicking for you here.
{11920}{11980}Your sales have been flat|for 27 months.
{11980}{12069}N-No-- Well, l mean, that depends|on how you define ''flat.''
{12070}{12115}Stagnant, no growth, dead.
{12115}{12220}Oh, flat. Fair enough,|but l'm sure you agree that|the product this year has been--
{12220}{12296}lt's not what you sell!|lt's the selling itself.
{12310}{12385}lt's about making people|feel they have to have it...
{12385}{12444}when they don't|really want it.
{12445}{12546}Hayman, l'm giving you two weeks|to get things moving, or you're history.
{12580}{12616}[ Sighs ]
{12640}{12715}Wait a second. First of all, two weeks--|You gotta give me more time than that.
{12715}{12786}- Hold it! Hold it right there!|- Yep. Yep.
{12790}{12829}Right there.
{12850}{12907}Every day on my way to work...
{12910}{12973}l pass a dozen guys|carrying signs.
{13000}{13060}''Homeless family.''|''Will work for food.''
{13060}{13120}''Pathetic vet. God bless.''|[ Chuckles ]
{13120}{13210}There's nothing l can do|about them. The ACLU says they|have a right to stand there.
{13210}{13268}So, fine,|let 'em stand there.
{13270}{13345}But here, in my office,|in my own goddam office...
{13345}{13420}l don't have to live with anybody|begging me for anything!
{13420}{13458}You got it?
{13525}{13570}Thanks for listening.
{13570}{13620}My door is always open.
{13720}{13766}Well, l told you...
{13795}{13855}there was a meeting|at 3:00 on the dot.
{13855}{13944}An hour late, there's a reason.|Fifteen minutes late shows...
{13945}{13990}contempt,|disorganization, laziness.
{13990}{14050}l had to kill|the entire marketing department.
{14050}{14136}Took a little longer than l expected.|Hi. l'm Kate Newell.
{14140}{14185}Of course you are.
{14200}{14257}- This is Ricky Hayman.|- Oh!
{14260}{14320}l've been reading|all about you.
{14320}{14380}- Oh, yeah?|- Twenty-seven months of flatness.
{14380}{14439}Boy, that's some sort of record.
{14470}{14545}Kate is a media analyst.|She went to an lvy League school...
{14545}{14620}learned all sorts|of fancy ways to sell things.
{14635}{14695}l want her to work closely with you|for the next two weeks...
{14695}{14769}and see if you can get sales|up eight percent.
{14770}{14860}Eight... percent? Yeah.|Well, why not shoot for eight percent--
{14860}{14920}Sit down.|Tell him the problems.
{14950}{15006}Okay. There are two problems.
{15010}{15055}One: The network has no identity.
{15055}{15145}lf you put all of the shopping|channels together, there's|no way you can tell them apart.
{15145}{15230}l know that if we can create|a clear, dynamic identity...
{15235}{15295}along with|better sales techniques...
{15295}{15370}we will quickly pull ahead|of our competitors and easily|reach our growth target.
{15370}{15445}ldentity and sales techniques.|We have a meeting in an hour...
{15445}{15520}with Scott Hawkes from New Vision|to come up with a more complete plan.
{15520}{15565}Well, good.|Well, good.
{15565}{15622}Vision, uh, is certainly good.
{15625}{15681}And New Vision--|Wow. Newer?
{16075}{16120}- [ Phone Rings ]|- [ Ricky ] Hello.
{16120}{16195}[ Barry ] Theresa called|to confirm dinner at her place,|but Charlene also called--
{16195}{16272}- Barry. Barry, any business calls?|- Oh, um, no.
{16285}{16360}- But Tim George is sitting|in McBainbridge's office--|- [ Static ]
{16360}{16414}- Later. Later.|- [ Pops ]
{16420}{16465}- [ Tyre Squeals ]|- What's happening?
{16465}{16509}Hang on. Blowout?
{16660}{16720}- This is just a great day for me...|- Okay, slow down.
{16720}{16779}just a great,|great day for me.
{16780}{16870}- When's the giant meteor|just gonna take me out, huh?|- [ Touch Tone Dialling ]
{16870}{16932}- l-- l cannot--|- [ Busy Signal ]
{16975}{17020}We're in a dead spot.
{17020}{17063}Uh, this l know.
{17275}{17335}Hey, look at this.|ldeal. ldeal.
{17350}{17419}Here, pop the trunk,|and we'll change it.
{17996}{18033}Whoo! Aah!
{18041}{18104}- [ Car Horn Honks ]|- [ Laughter ]
{18116}{18196}- Loser! [ Shouts, Whoops ]|- [ Shouting, Laughing ]
{18206}{18260}Thanks for not using a can!
{18296}{18337}l love cherry.
{18356}{18416}- [ Ricky ] Oh, don't do that, please.|- What are you talking about?
{18416}{18476}l got it right down to a--|Hey, l said, don't do that.|l got it right down to--
{18476}{18536}Ricky, you're supposed to lower the tyre|so you can tighten the lug nuts.
{18536}{18596}Katie, Katie, Katie,|l-l said don't do it.
{18596}{18656}l've got it right to the level|that l want it. l'm tightening the nut.
{18656}{18740}Okay, Mr Expert.|Okay, car mechanic, oh, extraordinaire.
{18746}{18800}l know--|Oh, man. Oh, man.
{18821}{18871}What a gal.|[ Grunts ]
{19046}{19079}Ricky.
{19151}{19195}- Ricky.|- What?
{19196}{19271}- Somebody's coming.|- What, Roadside Assistance?
{19271}{19315}l don't think so.
{19346}{19378}What?
{19451}{19525}Uh-oh. He's waving.|Don't wave back. Hey, hey!
{19526}{19571}- l said, don't wave back.|- What? How do you not wave back?
{19571}{19616}When somebody waves to you,|you wave back.
{19616}{19661}Not if you don't wanna acknowledge|that person. What are you talking about?
{19661}{19721}What's he gonna do?|He's wearing his pyjamas.
{19721}{19781}- He could be dangerous.|- How dangerous could he be?
{19781}{19841}- He kisses the ground, for God's sake.|- l rest my case.
{19841}{19931}- Nothing's interesting here.|Go about your business.|- Hello, two people!
{19931}{19976}- Hi! What?|- Kate! Hello?
{19976}{20021}- He's friendly?|- What are you doing?
{20021}{20111}- Are you in trouble|and in need of my help?|- Oh, no. Thank you. No, no.
{20111}{20171}- Oh, yes, you are.|- No, we're not. Stay there.
{20171}{20231}- l'm coming over there.|- No, thank you. Stay right there.
{20231}{20276}- Stay there! Stay there!|- You need my help.
{20276}{20366}- No, no, no, no, no.|Oh, my God, no, no, no.|- Oh, my goodness.
{20366}{20426}- Go back!|- [ Both Chattering ]
{20471}{20531}See, l was right.|You do need my help.
{20531}{20591}- What do you think you're doing?|- What can l do to help you two?
{20591}{20636}- You're very kind, sir, really,|- Look at this.
{20636}{20711}- but everything's under control,|thank you very much.|- My name's ''G.''
{20711}{20771}- l'm Kate. Hi. And this is--|- Hi. How are you?
{20771}{20831}- Robert. Didn't l say that?|- Ricky.
{20831}{20890}Robert Ricky.|Hi, Robert Ricky.
{20906}{20966}- Nice to meet you.|- lt's nice to meet you.
{20966}{21026}- Oh, it's such a--|such a treat. Take care.|- [ Chuckles ]
{21026}{21086}Would you mind if l ask|what ''G'' stands for?
{21086}{21161}Just ''G'' with a period, that's it.|That's my name-- G.
{21161}{21206}- l like that. Okay.|- Yes.
{21206}{21266}You have to excuse my appearance.|l know l'm a little sticky here.
{21266}{21326}When you walk down the road|looking like this, sometimes|people throw things at you.
{21326}{21416}- You wouldn't happen to have|a wet wipe, would you?|- Actually, l do.
{21416}{21482}l love a woman|that carries wet wipes.
{21521}{21622}- Mm, Premium Moist Towelettes,|my favourite.|- l carry them everywhere.
{21626}{21686}You do? That's your need to be|prepared, perfectly prepared.
{21686}{21731}Probably drove|your last boyfriend crazy.
{21731}{21806}What he didn't understand|is that deep down inside you|never really feel prepared.
{21806}{21872}That's why you're|always overprepared.
{21896}{21954}My God.|How did you know that?
{21956}{22029}Because he sees all and knows all?|[ Laughs ]
{22046}{22138}That was a good one. So, thank you|so much and good luck to you.
{22151}{22211}Sorry l couldn't be|of more help to you.
{22211}{22271}- Oh, no.|- Oh, no, you were wonderful,|and it was so nice meeting you.
{22271}{22361}- Oh, same here, Kate, wonderful.|Pleasure was all mine.|- Yeah.
{22361}{22406}- Nice meeting you, too, Robert Ricky.|- My pleasure.
{22406}{22496}- May we give you a lift?|- Oh, no. l have to get back|to my pilgrimage.
{22496}{22560}- You sure?|- You heard the pilgrim.
{22568}{22613}- Very funny.|- Yeah, thanks.
{22613}{22684}- l really like you. Yes.|- l like you too.
{22688}{22733}- Kate.|- lt was so nice meeting you.
{22733}{22808}- lt was very special.|- Yeah. Thank you. Thanks again.
{22808}{22853}- Bye-bye.|- Bye-bye.
{22853}{22928}- Now, watch out for the cars there.|- Careful!
{23033}{23077}[ Clears Throat ]
{23153}{23196}- Kate?|- What?
{23198}{23243}- Are you insane?|- What?
{23243}{23318}ls that what you do, offer guys|you meet on the highway rides?
{23318}{23408}- He offered us help.|- Oh, you're new to|this planet, aren't you?
{23408}{23470}- [ Engine Starts ]|- [ Laughing ]
{23488}{23555}- [ Squeals ]|- Oh, my God! [ Screams ]
{23683}{23731}[ Kate ]|Oh, my God.
{23773}{23826}- Ai-yi-yi.|- Oh, my God.
{23833}{23893}- Oh, my God. ls he all right?|- Give him air. Give him air.
{23893}{23967}- He's not conscious.|- Maybe he's meditating?
{23968}{24068}- Face down in the gravel?|- He was-- He was kissing|the ground before.
{24193}{24242}- Call 9-1-1.|- Okay.
{24298}{24343}- [ Busy Signal ]|- Nothing.
{24343}{24425}Okay, okay, okay. Let's not panic.|Let's-- Let's, um--
{24433}{24493}- Let's get him into the car.|- Okay. l'll take the--
{24493}{24568}Unless-- Wait a minute.|Maybe he shouldn't be moved.
{24568}{24628}- And we just drive to a call box|and send somebody.|- Oh!
{24628}{24684}- Oh, God! No!|- What? What?
{24688}{24748}That's not disgusting. l'm thinking|things out. Let's get him into the car.
{24748}{24823}This is exactly why you don't wave.|This is exactly why you don't wave.
{24823}{24868}- Oh, it's my fault now?|- Let's not argue about it. Come on.
{24868}{24952}[ Woman On P.A. ]|Dr Hoffman, 308. Dr Hoffman, call 308.
{24958}{25029}How would you like|to take care of payment?
{25048}{25123}Payment? We just brought him in.|l don't know him.
{25123}{25171}Well... neither do l.
{25198}{25303}- Here. l'll take care of it.|- What are you doing?|What are you doing? No, Kate.
{25303}{25378}- l'm bucks up, l guess.|Sponge baths for everybody.|- Thank you.
{25378}{25423}- Hi. l'm Dr Simon.|- Kate Newell.
{25423}{25483}Oh, the doctor.|Good, good. Kate Newell.
{25483}{25543}G is suffering|from heat exhaustion...
{25543}{25603}but, more seriously,|has some arrhythmia...
{25603}{25686}an irregular heartbeat|which may or may not be chronic.
{25693}{25753}l think we should keep him|overnight and monitor him.
{25753}{25813}- Overnight?|- What do you think brought this on?
{25813}{25888}- lt may be congenital, or due to...|- My thought, my thought.
{25888}{25933}some traumatic event,|a shock to the system.
{25933}{25993}We'd like to run|a few more tests to be sure.
{25993}{26053}Thank you so much. Appreciate it.|Appreciate all your time.
{26053}{26128}- Thank you, doctor.|- Don't go crazy on those tests.
{26128}{26188}Keep those to a minimum.|Thank you so much.
{26188}{26248}What? No, l heard, yeah.|l might've been responsible.
{26248}{26323}l feel terrible, but l think|he's in good hands here, don't you?
{26323}{26383}Don't you feel good about this place?|He seems so strong.
{26383}{26458}l think he's gonna be fine.|And, you know, out of every|negative comes some good.
{26458}{26495}Like what?
{26518}{26608}- Well, l think this tragedy|has brought us closer together.|- Oh, please.
{26608}{26644}What? No.
{26653}{26728}- This is gonna make|a great story for our kids.|- ln your dreams.
{26728}{26815}And, of course, one's a girl.|l think we should name her Z.
{26825}{26905}You know, Annie, l was|sitting home alone one day...
{26913}{26992}and all of a sudden|l was just thinking, ''Balls.''
{27033}{27076}- Balls?|- Yes.
{27078}{27152}And that is when l came up|with the concept...
{27153}{27213}for the Laundry Solution|Cleaning Ball.
{27213}{27277}That's ingenious--|balls that clean.
{27288}{27370}Yes. And you know my Carl.|He is a homicide detective.
{27408}{27486}- Miami's finest.|- Oh, well, we like to think so.
{27498}{27558}And you can imagine the stains|that he comes home with.
{27558}{27633}You see, you have your blood;|you have your grass.
{27633}{27692}- You have your sweat.|- Vomit?
{27693}{27753}Oh, yes, absolutely,|that's your vomit.
{27753}{27828}- l don't see any lipstick there.|- Oh, you bad girl!
{27828}{27888}These gals have something,|don't they?
{27888}{27963}You know, l don't see|a thing wrong with these ladies.
{27963}{28032}Who better than these|bouncy, homegrown--
{28083}{28173}- Hi. l was reviewing the sales|from last night's stuff.|- What the dilly-- Oh, look.
{28173}{28248}- Tell me.|- Eddie the dog couldn't move|the grass mats, maybe sold ten.
{28248}{28338}- No. He's phoning it in.|l'm gonna talk to his trainer.|- [ Phone Rings ]
{28338}{28373}Control.
{28383}{28443}Hey, what are you doing|tomorrow at night?
{28443}{28518}'Cause l'm having a bunch|of potential distributors...
{28518}{28578}over for cocktails at my place,|including Nino Cerruti...
{28578}{28668}who's starting his new|ready-to-wear line which l would|love to get here on Good Buy.
{28668}{28713}So it'd be so great|if you could pop over.
{28713}{28788}- [ Barry ] Yeah. Hold on.|- l'm sorry. l have plans.
{28788}{28833}- Ricky. Ricky!|- You do?
{28833}{28897}There's a consonant here|to see you.
{28908}{28953}- What? Shh-shh!|- A visitor?
{28953}{29004}A bit. Huh!|No kidding?
{29028}{29096}Yeah. He doesn't know|anything about it.
{29103}{29206}lt's just if you were there, you know,|it'd show support and team spirit...
{29208}{29283}and l think that it'd win him over;|l think you would.
{29283}{29328}Strictly business?
{29388}{29432}Kate, this is me.
{29448}{29508}[ Cleaning Ball Lady ]|lt works so easily.
{29508}{29544}l'll try.
{29583}{29659}You simply apply|Laundry Solution to the stains.
{29673}{29739}You toss it in the washer.|That's all.
{29778}{29835}- That simple?|- That simple.
{29838}{29895}[ Man ]|What fantastic balls.
{29898}{29980}- Oh, Jesus! What-- What is this?|- [ Crew Murmuring ]
{30003}{30058}- [ Crew Chattering ]|- No!
{30063}{30129}Wait a minute.|B-Barry, call Security.
{30138}{30198}Get them on the floor|immediately, please.
{30198}{30275}- [ Woman ] Go to James Brown.|- Hello. Security?
{30303}{30380}Uh, the, uh--|l can apply this while it's on you.
{30408}{30483}- [ G ] Great. That's even better.|- [ Woman ] All right.
{30483}{30543}Stay right here.|When l say go, get him out of there.
{30543}{30588}- All right. H-Here we go.|- Right, right, right there.
{30588}{30644}Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
{30738}{30828}l see a face on this. Come look|at this. Do you see a face here?
{30828}{30888}- Do you see that?|- l-l-- l don't know.
{30888}{30948}Can l have your headset?|Thank you.
{30948}{31022}- Look. Look.|- [ Gasps ] lt's the baby Jesus.
{31068}{31153}- No, that's not Jesus.|That's Merv Griffin.|- No? What?
{31158}{31203}- Look. Upside down. You see?|- Oh!
{31203}{31296}Okay, listen up. Jim, camera three,|get a tight shot of the sign.
{31308}{31353}Cut to camera three|on Ricky's word.
{31353}{31425}- See? Look. l'll make it look at you.|- Oh!
{31443}{31518}- See? And he's looking at--|He's looking at you.|- He's looking at me!
{31518}{31608}Sam, when l give the word,|cut to camera three and go|to the teaser for Peppertown.
{31608}{31683}- Three, get ready. Ready?|- Peppertown teaser. On his word.
{31683}{31758}lt's amazing. One person's cherry stain|is another person's talk show host.
{31758}{31798}- Now.|- Go.
{31803}{31848}lt's all around us. We just|have to look for it, you know?
{31848}{31908}- Good. Good, good, good.|- [ Sighs ]
{31908}{31968}- Come on. Get him out.|- [ Chattering ]
{31968}{32028}Okay. We're off. Take him to my office.|l'm right behind you.
{32028}{32103}Robert Ricky. Look at this.|This looks exactly like Merv Griffin.
{32103}{32163}- We're gonna have a talk.|Let's have a talk.|- Oh, okay.
{32163}{32223}Sorry, ladies.|We're off. H-Hang with us.
{32223}{32283}And, you know, don't--|Everybody's saying ''balls'' way too much.
{32283}{32358}Don't say ''balls.''|Don't say ''blue balls.''|We're selling Laundry Solution.
{32358}{32433}That's what to say. You're way|too in love with ''balls,'' aren't ya?
{32433}{32493}That's all l feel like l'm hearing,|is ''balls, balls, balls, balls, balls.''
{32493}{32555}- Robert Ricky!|- l'm right there.
{32568}{32613}[ Annie ]|We'll be back on soon.
{32613}{32673}l thought it was Jesus.|lt was Merv.
{32673}{32718}l thought it looked|like Karl Malden.
{32718}{32769}- Thanks, guys.|- Sure.
{32778}{32838}- Thank you, Cedric.|Thank you, Ted. On you go.|- Thank you, Cedric and Ted.
{32838}{32898}- Thank you for bringing me|to Robert Ricky.|- Okay.
{32898}{32973}- What a wonderful place|you have here. Exhilarating.|- G?
{32973}{33048}- l can feel your energy in this room.|- Yeah. Sir.
{33048}{33108}-Hey, hey, hey, hey! What are you doing?|-Bad idea? Bad idea?
{33108}{33153}- lt's a bad idea? Look at this place.|- No, no. Listen. Listen.
{33153}{33243}- Hey! What's happening?|- [ lnhales ] l can feel|the excitement in this place.
{33243}{33303}- G? What are you doing? What happened?|- Yes?
{33303}{33363}l'd like to give you|the benefit of the doubt here.
{33363}{33423}- You're obviously from out of|town and look real unfamiliar.|- G!
{33423}{33483}- Oh, Kate! How are you?|- Look who's up and around.
{33483}{33528}So good to see you.|You know something? Let me tell you.
{33528}{33588}l don't know if it's you that makes this|dress look incredible or vice-versa...
{33588}{33648}but either way|it's a winning combination.
{33648}{33693}Oh, thank you.|But what were you doing?
{33693}{33768}- You can't just jump on TV like that.|- l'm sorry. l had a stain.
{33768}{33828}- Yeah. Did McB see that?|- No, l don't think so.
{33828}{33888}Okay. Well, maybe he doesn't|have to hear about it, because--
{33888}{33963}because, after all, if certain people|hadn't waved to certain people...
{33963}{34041}as well-intentioned|and kind of dopey as it was...
{34053}{34113}l think we see now that it|was very misguided; we'll|talk about the whole thing.
{34113}{34173}Listen, we're right in the middle of|our day here. Did you come for a reason?
{34173}{34233}Oh, yes, l did. l came|because the hospital just released me...
{34233}{34308}- and they informed me|that you paid my doctor's bill...|- Yeah.
{34308}{34368}and l just wanted to come down|and thank you personally, Robert Ricky.
{34368}{34428}- Ricky. Just call me Ricky.|- You're shortening your name,|just like me.
{34428}{34503}Wait till you get to just ''R.''|The time you'll save will put|hours on your life, trust me.
{34503}{34548}Anyway, l just wanted to|tell you thank you so much...
{34548}{34608}and if there's anything that l can do|to repay you, just let me know.
{34608}{34659}Ah, l gotcha!|l gotcha!
{34668}{34713}- You know what would|make me the happiest?|- What's that?
{34713}{34782}Knowing that you were|back on your way...
{34788}{34863}searching, healing, following|that golden, golden path of yours.
{34863}{34938}And may God, or whatever it is you|believe in, smile upon your journey.
{34938}{35028}- There's a door right|at the bottom of the stairs.|- Wait. What did Dr Simon say?
{35028}{35088}Well, the doctor told me l should stay|out of the sun for a couple of weeks...
{35088}{35148}and then l should come back|and see him, have another checkup...
{35148}{35208}and if everything panned out,|then l can resume my pilgrimage.
{35208}{35298}- Where will you stay?|- During the day, l can stay|in a shopping mall or something.
{35298}{35358}- And at night,|it's really not that bad.|- Shopping malls are great here.
{35358}{35403}- That's good.|- No!
{35403}{35497}That's not right. You wouldn't|be stuck here if it weren't for us.
{35523}{35574}Okay. Okay.|Um... here.
{35583}{35640}Here's, um... t--|Here's 180.
{35688}{35763}Find yourself a motel room,|rest up and consider us Even Steven.
{35763}{35808}Absolutely not.|There's no way l can accept money.
{35808}{35853}- l'm sorry, but thank you.|- l don't want to offend.|You're very grateful.
{35853}{35928}- Why don't you come stay at my place?|- [ Both ] What?
{35928}{35988}l mean it. l couldn't let you|stay out in this heat.
{35988}{36033}What if something happened to you?|l'd never forgive myself.
{36033}{36093}l don't know.|l don't think l can do that.
{36093}{36168}He can't do that. lt's a religious|thing, Kate. You'll never understand.
{36168}{36258}No, believe me. lt would be|much worse for me knowing|you were out on the streets.
{36258}{36319}lt's air-conditioned.|Great pool.
{36333}{36408}- Really?|- Uh-huh. l can't cook,|but l order a mean takeout.
{36408}{36491}Oh, man. Well, l know how to eat|some mean takeout too.
{36513}{36588}And if you spill anything, you'll know|who's got the wet wipes for it.
{36588}{36663}- Or the stain ball.|- That'll be fun.|lt'll be like a slumber party.
{36663}{36738}- We could dance, wear our jammies.|- This is so great.
{36738}{36813}l wish l had my camera.|[ lmitates Camera Clicking ]|Ah, this is so sweet.
{36813}{36888}But, Kate, l cannot in good conscience|let G stay with you.
{36888}{36963}This is my... fault,|now that l've thought about it.
{36963}{37038}lt's my responsibility.|G, please stay with me.
{37053}{37114}l'd like you to stay|at my house.
{37203}{37249}Do you have a pool?
{37606}{37664}[ People Chattering, Shouting ]
{37771}{37846}- Having fun there, huh?|- Oh, yes. l always have fun.
{37846}{37936}- How about you?|- You're after something,|aren't you, buddy?
{37951}{38000}- Definitely.|- Yeah.
{38011}{38069}Think l'll find it?|[ Laughs ]
{38296}{38358}Hey, this thing|works really good.
{38371}{38434}Look at that.|[ Laughs ] Thank you.
{38461}{38497}Mm. Okay.
{38506}{38596}- Very nice.|Want some sheets for the bed?|- Oh, no, thank you.
{38596}{38671}That won't be necessary.|l don't sleep on mattresses.
{38671}{38731}You know, mattresses are inhabited|by flesh-eating mites...
{38731}{38806}that live off the dead skin that flakes|off your body while you're sleeping.
{38806}{38866}l don't want to go through that.|l like the floor.
{38866}{38956}lt's nice and comfortable and firm.|You might want to try it sometime.
{38956}{39001}[ Chuckles ]|No. No, thank you.
{39001}{39081}l'll-- l'll stick with|the old skin-eating mite pad.
{39091}{39163}You want to be a buffet,|you go right ahead.
{39166}{39223}l'm sure the mites will enjoy.
{39226}{39309}They're having nervous Ricky flakes|tonight. [ Laughs ]
{39331}{39390}Abbondanza, mites!|[ Chuckles ]
{39931}{39991}A very pleasant good morning|to you, Ricky.
{39991}{40037}Good morning. Look.
{40051}{40126}l don't want to hear of|any beauty of life, okay?
{40126}{40201}- lt's too early.|- How can you be grumpy|in a beautiful setting like this?
{40201}{40287}- Look at this beautiful place.|- l'll tell you how, Mr G.
{40291}{40366}'Cause it's all, uh...|it's all hanging by a thread.
{40366}{40417}The whole Hayman empire.
{40441}{40520}And l'm... that close|to joining you on the street.
{40531}{40585}l'm sorry.|l travel alone.
{40606}{40664}Great.|Even you won't hire me.
{40681}{40725}[ Groans ]|O.J.?
{40756}{40831}Oh, l threw the orange juice out.|lt was smelly.
{40831}{40911}lt had a little smell to it.|Why don't you try this?
{40921}{40981}l made it fresh.|lt's delicious.
{41026}{41098}Mmm. Very pleasant,|very refreshing. Try it.
{41236}{41296}Now, don't drink it too fast.|Drink it very slowly.
{41296}{41362}- Take it in.|- l'll drink. All right.
{41416}{41448}Mmmm!
{41476}{41521}- Yes. You like that?|- lt's not bad. lt's good.
{41521}{41566}- No, it's delicious.|- What is that?
{41566}{41626}- What do you taste in that?|- What is it, peach?
{41626}{41671}- Yes, peaches.|- lt's good.
{41671}{41738}- Yes, and what else?|- l-l don't know.
{41746}{41810}- l don't know.|- My urine is in it.
{41866}{41956}- Psych your mind.|No, no, no, psych your mind.|- [ Water Running ]
{41956}{42026}lt's not my urine.|l kid you. lt's a joke.
{42031}{42074}lt's herbal tea.
{42076}{42166}l know you like jokes. l wanted|to start the day off with a funny joke.
{42166}{42256}Trust me, my urine doesn't have|that tasty zing to it. l know.
{42286}{42361}Let's go out here and look|at the sunlight and stand in the sun.
{42361}{42421}l don't want to stay|in this apartment all day.
{42421}{42481}You can see all the way|down to the beach from here, you know.
{42481}{42554}- Let's see what you got here.|- Here you go.
{42556}{42588}Well.
{42616}{42677}You were cum laude.|That's great.
{42736}{42780}[ Phone Ringing ]
{42871}{42922}- Barry. Barry.|- Yeah?
{42946}{43021}Uh-- D-Don't tell me,|somebody else for my job?
{43051}{43145}No, no, no! Larry King doesn't interview|this many people. Really?
{43156}{43216}- Did you take him the fax l sent|you, the new image suggestions?|- Yeah. lt's done.
{43216}{43296}- What you think?|- l thought they were great ideas.
{43321}{43366}- [ Phone Ringing ]|- Just great?
{43366}{43426}Uh, uh, amazing?|Uh... inspired?
{43456}{43501}- Erotic?|- Don't.
{43501}{43561}[ Sighs ] He's gotta like 'em.|l was up all night.
{43561}{43651}- l was up all night.|What else? Anything else?|- Also, the bank called.
{43651}{43726}- Uh, car guy or mortgage guy?|Please don't say mortgage guy.|- Mortgage guy.
{43726}{43777}- Hi. Hi, Barry.|- Hey.
{43786}{43831}- Miss Newell.|- Look who it is. Good morning.
{43831}{43906}- How's G?|- Oh, he's in the car. l left him there.
{43906}{43954}l cracked the window.
{43966}{44041}No, he's at home. He's fine.|Don't you want to know how l am?
{44041}{44131}Judging from McB's reaction|to your new fax, you're in rare form.
{44131}{44201}Really? What do you mean?|He liked it? No.
{44206}{44296}He liked it? Of course he liked it.|You know why? You know why?
{44296}{44356}'Cause l'm a born game-on-the-line,|final seconds, go-to guy.
{44356}{44416}Pressure is my mistress.|What'd he say? What'd he say?
{44416}{44476}- He said they were hilarious.|- Hilarious?
{44476}{44551}He was weeping in there this morning,|and it takes a lot to make him laugh.
{44551}{44626}Yeah. l know, l know.|He seemed a little... down.
{44626}{44701}- He says he can't wait|to see your real ones.|- Right.
{44701}{44776}You know, it was really smart of you|to get him in a good mood.
{44776}{44866}May make it easier for him to take|last night's numbers. Down two percent.
{44866}{44937}Grass mats were a catastrophe.|We sold one.
{45001}{45060}- You l will see later.|- Okay.
{45068}{45109}See you later.
{45323}{45399}Okay. Please, please|let this party work for me.
{45413}{45482}You know, l don't know|what's the matter.
{45488}{45548}l seem to be doing|everything wrong.
{45548}{45608}Okay. Good, better, best.|[ Snapping Fingers ]
{45608}{45698}Never let it rest until your good|is better and your better is best.
{45698}{45746}[ People Chattering ]
{45908}{45966}Oh. Hope l'm not|interrupting.
{45968}{46056}- Say, could we have|a little chat for a second?|- Oh, yes.
{46073}{46148}You may have noticed some|increased activity in the apartment.
{46148}{46208}Yes, l did notice all the flowers.|l think it's beautiful.
{46208}{46283}Right. That's because l'm having|a little get-together here.
{46283}{46343}- Wonderful. Oh.|- l know. lt's a business function.
{46343}{46415}Now, uh... l'm not gonna|lock you in here...
{46448}{46520}'cause, well, frankly,|l think it's illegal.
{46523}{46579}But, um, as a favour to me...
{46613}{46703}uh, the guy who paid your medical|expenses and has given you shelter...
{46703}{46768}would you please...|stay in the room?
{46793}{46846}l'll be right here, Ricky.
{46868}{46912}Great. Thank you.
{46913}{47000}- That's quite an outfit|you have on there, Ricky.|- What?
{47003}{47065}Quite an outfit|you have on there.
{47078}{47128}Thank you.|Good night.
{47228}{47275}Think it's too much?
{47288}{47341}Personally, l would, um...
{47363}{47421}l would lose|the pocket thing.
{47438}{47479}Oh, the hanky?
{47483}{47543}- The hanky? Yes.|- l like the hanky.
{47543}{47599}lt's just a traditional, uh--
{47603}{47661}[ Chuckling ]|l don't like it.
{47678}{47724}[ Chuckles ]|Okay.
{47738}{47811}Uh, so before we start,|do you want anything?
{47813}{47888}You know, there's frozen stuff--|pizza or whatever.
{47888}{47963}And you've got a jar of that|delicious ''urinade'' in the fridge.
{47963}{48035}Oh. l'm fine.|l have everything that l need.
{48038}{48091}- Thank you.|- Thank you.
{48098}{48159}- Have fun.|- Thank you. You too.
{48171}{48246}- ** [ Jazz ]|- [ People Chattering, Laughing ]
{48259}{48317}[ Woman ]|That's what he said.
{48364}{48424}You know, our numbers are competitive|with all the other channels...
{48424}{48484}but our demographics|are just the best in the business.
{48484}{48538}l saw ads on laundry balls.
{48544}{48604}l should put my programme|next to a laundry ball ad...
{48604}{48664}when l'm entirely working|on beauty?
{48664}{48739}How can l be close to that kind of--|lt's too vulgar.
{48739}{48814}Absolutely. Can l introduce you|to a beautiful person?
{48814}{48883}l'll be right back.|Excuse me one second.
{48904}{48970}- Thank you so much.|- You're welcome.
{49204}{49249}That's fine, Scott.
{49249}{49331}- Can l take you right over to see--|- Nino! Che cosa?
{49354}{49409}Oh, Scott Hawkes.|How nice.
{49414}{49474}Yes, he's a jerk;|no, we're not together...
{49474}{49547}and, trust me,|he's the best at what he does.
{49564}{49650}- When did he see your toes?|- Why don't you introduce me?
{49699}{49765}Uh, Signore Nino Cerruti,|Kate Newell.
{49789}{49834}- So nice to meet you.|- Enchanted.
{49834}{49894}- How was your flight?|- Fine. Great.
{49894}{49954}-Great. Are you having a good time here?|-Yes, very nice, thank you.
{49954}{50029}Wonderful. Well, hopefully|we'll be able to show you around.
{50029}{50089}Gee, l see a slight|catering issue.
{50089}{50134}l'll be back in a flash.
{50134}{50194}Nino, Kate, whatever your name is,|excuse me one second.
{50194}{50245}Kate, take over, please.
{50254}{50302}Oh, excuse me. Hello.
{50329}{50389}Oh, G, G, what are you doing?|Back, back.
{50389}{50459}- Oh, l had to go stinky.|- Oh, go stinky?
{50479}{50539}Aren't you like a guru,|like an lndian fakir?
{50539}{50614}You control your bodily functions.|Try that. Try that.
{50614}{50674}Ricky, everything is so lovely,|but it's so sombre here.
{50674}{50734}- Why don't you let the people|enjoy some of your things?|- We talked about this.
{50734}{50834}- Wait a minute, G.|- l'm sure a little music|will liven this place up.
{50839}{50908}Hello. How are you?|l'm sure the music...
{50914}{50959}will lighten|this whole place up.
{50959}{51019}- What did you push? G, please.|- And the night in Barbados--
{51019}{51079}- Don't do that.|- ** [ Rock lnstrumental ]
{51079}{51140}- Okay. Okay. Sorry.|- Oh, Ricky.
{51169}{51228}Liven the room up.|Kate! Hello.
{51229}{51289}- Hi, G. l'm terrific.|- How are you, Kate?
{51289}{51349}lt's so wonderful to see you too.|Look at this woman.
{51349}{51409}Every time l see you, l feel like|l've chosen the wrong path.
{51409}{51454}- Aw! Thank you.|- That's spectacular.|Okay, let's go talk.
{51454}{51514}- Who's your friend, Rich?|- l'm G. How are you?
{51514}{51559}- G, Scott Hawkes,|Hawkewind Productions.|- Hello.
{51559}{51622}This is, uh, G,|my yoga instructor.
{51649}{51739}You know, sometimes l find that|a good kundalini thing, Nino...
{51739}{51814}opens up my whole--|[ Whistles ] you know, l find.
{51814}{51874}- l meditate too.|- Do you really? That's good.
{51874}{51934}l am trying to overcome|a fear of flying...
{51934}{51979}but for the moment|with little results.
{51979}{52067}Well, no-- Did you ever try|Halcyon and a double Cuba Libre?
{52069}{52144}l'm serious, just... boom,|knocks you right out.
{52144}{52249}You know, l could cure|that fear of flying of yours|without alcohol or drugs.
{52249}{52324}Oh, but you don't have time, do you?|Aren't you due back at the ashram-isha?
{52324}{52384}What's the name of the--|The chakra convention.
{52384}{52429}Could you do something really?|l'm interested.
{52429}{52527}- Oh! No, no!|- Well, you know, there are|two things that you can do.
{52534}{52621}The first thing is:|The next time you're in an aeroplane...
{52624}{52699}and you start to feel fearful, you reach|down and you grab your testicles--
{52699}{52744}- [ Guests Laughing ]|- Testicles? lnteresting.
{52744}{52834}- And then you pop them together,|and the fear leaves.|- We're gonna go now.
{52834}{52894}There must be another method,|and probably less painful.
{52894}{52998}[ Laughs ]|Yes. Well, the other method is,|l can hypnotize you right now...
{52999}{53074}and you'll never, ever|have a fear of flying again.
{53074}{53119}Yeah. Maybe later.|Can we do that later?
{53119}{53179}Nino, have you tried|the squid pomodoro?
{53179}{53284}- [ Simultaneous Chatter ]|- Mmm! l think you'll like it.|For you-- Aren't you hungry?
{53284}{53356}No, no. Really,|l'm interested. l'm curious.
{53359}{53424}The man's curious.|Have a seat, Nino.
{53464}{53539}- Curiosity is|a wonderful thing, curiosity.|- lt killed s-somebody.
{53539}{53638}Put your hands palm down on your knees|and just relax. Sit straight up.
{53644}{53704}- And l need a lighter.|- l got a Zippo.
{53704}{53768}You do, Scott Hawkes?|Okay. Perfect.
{53794}{53869}Everybody gather around.|Hi, everybody! My name is G.
{53869}{53944}- [ Guests Together ] Hi, G.|- Hi. l'm going to be hypnotizing Nino.
{53944}{54004}He's having a problem here|with fear of flying.
{54004}{54079}We're going to try to get him over|that fear. l'm gonna hypnotize Nino...
{54079}{54164}and try to help him out here;|kind of like a party trick.
{54169}{54253}l want you to just relax|and just watch this flame, yes?
{54274}{54322}Just watch the flame.
{54334}{54378}Just relax, Nino.
{54409}{54474}Your eyes are getting|very heavy now.
{54499}{54570}You're getting tired|and lost in the flame.
{54589}{54638}You're going to sleep.
{54649}{54718}You're completely asleep|right now, Nino.
{54724}{54766}Nino is asleep.
{54784}{54825}- Shh!|- Shh!
{54934}{54977}He's asleep now.
{54994}{55066}Nino, your left hand|feels very, very light.
{55099}{55171}lt's going to start|to raise up very slowly.
{55174}{55227}lt's starting to float up.
{55249}{55304}On its own it's floating up.
{55324}{55397}You can let it hang there,|right there, Nino.
{55459}{55522}You see?|This is a party, you know.
{55534}{55609}- Maybe l should get him to bark|like a dog or something.|- Oh, G, no.
{55609}{55669}Get over there,|or l'll kill ya.
{55714}{55781}Okay. Nino,|put your arm back down now.
{55804}{55854}Put it back, back down.
{55879}{55929}The plane's taking off.
{55939}{56029}You're a little nervous, like you|always are when a plane takes off.
{56029}{56125}This time when it takes off,|it's smoother than it's ever taken off.
{56134}{56209}You didn't even feel the plane|leave the ground that time.
{56209}{56289}You're up in the sky,|and it's smooth sailing, Nino.
{56299}{56348}Wow! This feels great.
{56389}{56464}What's that up ahead?|Looks like a storm cloud.
{56494}{56584}lt is a storm cloud. l can see|the pilot's trying to avoid it.
{56599}{56651}He can't.|lt's too late.
{56674}{56763}Nino, we're in. We're right|in the middle of the storm cloud.
{56779}{56824}You start to feel turbulence.
{56824}{56899}The plane is shaking.|You start to feel it dip and sway.
{56899}{56949}Oh, so much turbulence.
{56959}{57028}How can this tiny metal object|stay up...
{57034}{57094}in this sky|of vast destruction, Nino?
{57094}{57196}You're getting scared. The stewardess|just passed out at your knees, Nino.
{57199}{57274}You felt the plane drop|a thousand feet in elevation.
{57274}{57379}- You felt your stomach|shoot up right into your neck.|- [ Breathing Quickens ]
{57379}{57451}The captain's voice|comes over the intercom.
{57454}{57544}''Attention.|This is your captain speaking.|This is your captain speaking.
{57544}{57603}God help us!|We're gonna crash!
{57664}{57704}Oh, my God!,,
{57769}{57815}[ Rapid Breathing ]
{57904}{57956}You're right there, Nino.
{57964}{58021}The last moments of your life.
{58039}{58096}Right now, you're right there.
{58159}{58223}But you're not thinking|about dying.
{58234}{58309}- You're thinking about your loved ones.|- [ Breathing Slows ]
{58309}{58369}You're thinking about|your family and your friends...
{58369}{58459}and all the special moments|that you shared with those people.
{58504}{58595}You're feeling blessed with|the gift of life that you received.
{58609}{58654}That's what you're thinking about.
{58654}{58729}You're not afraid right now|at all of anything.
{58729}{58779}You're at one with God.
{58789}{58830}You've let go.
{58879}{58947}Now, when l tell you to,|open your eyes.
{58984}{59059}When you open your eyes, you'll be|completely feeling refreshed...
{59059}{59140}and you won't even remember|anything that's happened.
{59149}{59227}You'll never be afraid|of flying in a plane again.
{59254}{59306}Now open your eyes, Nino.
{59359}{59418}- How do you feel?|- Wonderful.
{59434}{59518}- [ Guests Laughing,|Murmuring, Cheering ]|- All right!
{59524}{59571}A hypnotizing swami.
{59599}{59658}You got any other|party tricks?
{59659}{59719}Actually, yes, l do. l have a trick|called The Disappearing Rolex Trick...
{59719}{59764}that's quite|a party stopper.
{59764}{59803}Cool. Do it.
{59824}{59896}- Can l borrow your Rolex?|- No, no, no, no.
{59899}{59944}- Come on, Scott.|- Are you kidding me? No, no.
{59944}{60004}- lt's a good trick.|- Do you have any id--
{60004}{60049}- Scott, Scott, Scott, Scott!|- [ All ] Scott, Scott, Scott, Scott!
{60049}{60139}- All right, all right.|- Oh, okay. l'm gonna need|a handkerchief as well.
{60139}{60199}Does anyone have|a handkerchief?
{60199}{60289}- Oh, Nino, thank you.|And we need a hammer.|- Wait. Whoa. A hammer?
{60289}{60334}Don't worry.|Don't worry.
{60334}{60394}- Here. Take my shoe.|- Oh, that'll work perfectly.
{60394}{60464}Now for the Ricky shoe.|What size is that?
{60469}{60529}- This is a 12.|- That'll get the job done.
{60529}{60619}Definitely. Okay. l want you to see|that l'm taking the watch...
{60619}{60706}and l'm placing it right in|the middle of the handkerchief.
{60709}{60784}Everyone, see the watch|going into the handkerchief.
{60784}{60859}- [ Watch Rattling ]|- Closing the watch up|in the handkerchief. All right?
{60859}{60904}-That's right.|-Can you see that? You wanna touch that?
{60904}{60964}-lt's in there, right? Okay. Here we go.|-Yeah.
{60964}{61024}We place the watch|on the table.
{61024}{61097}We take Robert Ricky's|trusted size 12, and--
{61114}{61170}[ Guests Gasping, Murmuring ]
{61369}{61408}Whew! Ricky.
{61534}{61594}- [ Rattling ]|- That sounds really broken, doesn't it?
{61594}{61663}- Doesn't it? Yeah?|- [ Guests Agreeing ]
{61669}{61707}[ Gasping ]
{61774}{61811}Wonderful!
{61939}{61981}That was great.
{61999}{62089}- That was good. Okay,|give me back the watch now.|- l can't. lt's gone.
{62089}{62164}- lt's disappeared.|- No, but seriously,|that's a 10,000 watch.
{62164}{62224}l am serious.|lt's The Disappearing Rolex Trick.
{62224}{62288}lt's not The Reappearing Rolex Trick.
{62299}{62391}-Good night, everybody!|-Yo, Gandhi, give me back the goddam w--
{62404}{62449}[ Guests Gasping ]
{62479}{62535}Be careful what you wish for.
{62659}{62719}That's not funny.|That wasn't funny.
{62719}{62800}[ Ricky ] Champagne for anyone?|Anyone for champagne?
{62857}{62928}[ Man Singing Reggae On Boom Box ]|* Yeah *
{62932}{62976}** [ Vocalizing ]
{63037}{63089}* Yeah, ah la la-la la **
{63097}{63157}- Mmm. Ah, you're sure?|- ** [ Continues ]
{63157}{63195}Absolutely.
{63202}{63268}He asked us to watch|his pj's for him.
{63277}{63313}Oh, yeah?
{63352}{63435}l-- You know, l'm sorry.|l don't, uh-- l don't see him.
{63442}{63480}Ahh! Ricky!
{63517}{63570}Come in the water with me!
{63577}{63652}Oh, l'd love to, really,|but somebody has to pay the rent.
{63652}{63740}Come on, Ricky, one swim.|Then go sell things on television.
{63742}{63817}Yeah. Well, that's kind of what|l wanted to talk to you about.
{63817}{63877}Can l just have a word|for a second, G?
{63877}{63937}- What's the matter? ls there a problem?|- No, no problem.
{63937}{64027}l just wanted to put a little bee|in your bonnet for a second.
{64027}{64072}Oh, ho, no, no, no!|Okay, l see.
{64072}{64145}- Hello. No, no, no. Free Willy. l see.|- Oh.
{64177}{64222}- No, no, no. Just-- Just--|- Very funny.
{64222}{64303}Listen. The Nino Cerruti,|you know, from the party...
{64312}{64417}his lawyer called this morning|and said that they're interested|in a deal with us...
{64417}{64507}and that he had a great flight back to|Milan, and, in fact, he's buying a jet.
{64507}{64589}- Oh, that's wonderful.|Did it make him happy?|- Yes.
{64597}{64661}You have such a--|a special quality.
{64672}{64740}l now realize that|between you and me...
{64747}{64837}we could make a difference|with the world in a very unique way.
{64837}{64919}So, here's my idea. Listen, G. G?|G, here's the thing.
{64957}{65018}What if you went|on my network...
{65032}{65104}and talked to people|and made 'em feel good?
{65122}{65182}You want me to sell things|for you on television?
{65182}{65225}Yeah. Well, uh--
{65242}{65355}You'd be telling people|on the air about how material|things can refresh the spirit.
{65362}{65407}lsn't that your idea?
{65407}{65497}Unless they're used to replace|more important things,|which they usually are.
{65497}{65553}Wow. Wow,|l just got chills.
{65572}{65669}l just got chills. Amen. You have|an important message for the world.
{65677}{65737}And, listen, what better way|to get it across than on TV?
{65737}{65842}You could help thousands, millions of|people feel better about themselves, G.
{65842}{65892}Wow! What do you think?
{65932}{66004}How about you?|Will it make you feel better?
{66007}{66051}Me? l don't know.
{66052}{66127}-That's not the point. Me, l feel great.|-Oh, no.
{66127}{66219}No, yes, that's exactly the point.|Will it make you feel better?
{66232}{66321}l'm gonna lose my job|if l don't do something soon. So, yeah.
{66352}{66439}Yeah, it could really help me.|That's the truth, like that.
{66442}{66487}What do you think?
{66517}{66586}Okay, l'll do it,|but only one condition.
{66607}{66647}Really? What?
{66667}{66719}- One condition.|- Okay.
{66727}{66784}- lt's nonnegotiable.|- What?
{66817}{66852}Ahh! Oh!
{66877}{66918}- Ahh!|- Ahh!
{66922}{66967}Ahh!|[ Laughing ]
{66967}{67012}Shark, shark, shark,|shark, shark!
{67012}{67086}lt's a joke. lt's a joke.|There are no sharks.
{67087}{67128}[ G Laughing ]
{67177}{67233}[ Ricky ]|Yes. This is good.
{67252}{67291}[ Laughing ]
{67300}{67336}Bars out.
{67418}{67466}[ People Chattering ]
{67628}{67680}And bring him on camera--
{67718}{67806}l've made you up to look like|you have on no make-up at all.
{67808}{67883}That's a metaphysics|l didn't even know existed.
{67883}{67943}Twenty seconds to air.|Stand by. Clear the set.
{67943}{68033}Lock it up on the stage. Nice and quiet|all around, please. Here we go.
{68033}{68138}Thank you. Go to the booth|and make sure the price lists|are typed in continuously.
{68138}{68194}- Got it.|- Hey! Ah, oh, oh!
{68213}{68258}G, one more thing.
{68273}{68333}Think of the camera|as your best friend...
{68333}{68409}your best friend|that really needs mixing bowls.
{68453}{68533}Here we go. Stand by, please.|ln five, four, three--
{68558}{68618}Fade up camera one|and cue the consonant.
{68618}{68662}[ Snaps Fingers ]
{68828}{68898}[ Whispering ]|Talk. You're on. You're on.
{68933}{68999}You're on. We're rolling.|Live TV. Go.
{69053}{69096}What's the plan?
{69113}{69161}G, go, go.|Talk now.
{69188}{69263}[ Whispering ]|The little red light on the top is on.
{69263}{69299}[ Sighs ]
{69308}{69365}No, no, no,|it's not traffic.
{69383}{69435}No, it's TV.|Talk. Talk!
{69443}{69485}Talk. Now. Now.
{69548}{69607}Talkie, talkie,|talk, talk. Go.
{69713}{69777}- l--|- Oh, good, he bought a vowel.
{69803}{69836}''l''?
{69893}{69935}- l--|- ''l.''
{69998}{70034}l wept...
{70073}{70137}when l saw a man|who had no shoes...
{70193}{70266}- until l met a man who had no penis.|- What?
{70283}{70344}- Can he say that?|- He just did.
{70448}{70550}Now my one special friend is listening.|l think l have your attention now.
{70583}{70643}- [ Man ] What do we do, Ricky?|- Stay with him.
{70643}{70718}- Stay with him.|- Ricky, he just said ''penis.''|Why did he say ''penis''?
{70718}{70763}- l don't know.|- There's gotta be a reason.
{70763}{70823}Howard Stern says ''penis'' all the time.|What's wrong with that?
{70823}{70898}And he's huge. lt's shocking,|which is good. lt's good.
{70898}{70957}l have a question for you:|Why?
{71003}{71066}- Good question.|- Why are we here?
{71123}{71204}ls it to lie in bed alone|and call up a TV station...
{71213}{71267}so you can buy more things?
{71273}{71318}So you can collect|as many things as possible...
{71318}{71378}in the little finger-snap of time|you have on this planet?
{71378}{71438}- That's why we're here.|- That's our credo, l think.
{71438}{71498}He's talking.|He's looking at the bowls.
{71498}{71580}- He weaves a magical web|of charisma and--|- Mm-hmm?
{71603}{71663}l guess that's|a good way to go.
{71693}{71735}How about this?
{71738}{71783}- Whoa.|- Where's he going?
{71783}{71813}- He's gone.|- Where'd he go?
{71813}{71886}- He's going on the Morgan set.|- She's live!
{71888}{71973}Hi. l'm here to tell all of you|wonderful home viewers...
{71978}{72028}about new lnsta-Tuck...
{72038}{72111}the nonsurgical,|do-it-yourself facial toner.
{72113}{72187}Oh! You hook your face up|to this car battery?
{72218}{72278}Well, we don't call it|a car battery.
{72278}{72338}- lt's okay. lt's okay.|- He's on Morgan's set.
{72338}{72368}- And why did--|- lt's okay. She's a pro.
{72368}{72463}- The lnsta-Tuck power source|fits right on your nightstand.|- Oh!
{72473}{72548}- This looks a lot like a battery.|What do these things do?|- Well, it does, but--
{72548}{72608}No, don't do that.|Don't do that! l'm wired.
{72608}{72682}- [ lmitates Static ]|- No-- Yeah. Not pretty.
{72698}{72758}She loves improv.|You know that about her.
{72758}{72818}Wasn't she, before the series, a member|of The Groundlings, or Lemmings?
{72818}{72893}All you have to do|is attach the lnsta-clips...
{72893}{72953}to the key lift points|on your scalp.
{72953}{73028}- Key lift points on your scalp.|- Yes. Uh-huh, right here.
{73028}{73073}He's engaging her.|Look at him.
{73073}{73163}He's like a child, and not even aware|of the camera; that's what l love.
{73163}{73238}And you just let the little|electronic energy pulsars|do all the work for you...
{73238}{73281}while you sleep.
{73298}{73365}So you go from grandma|to grand mama...
{73373}{73448}- in one easy push|of the button. [ Hums ]|- [ Electronic Hum ]
{73448}{73523}She's never been so alive.|She's never been so alive.
{73523}{73563}- Oh!|- See?
{73583}{73656}So the look of surprise|is the youthful look.
{73658}{73733}Well, hopefully, yes. So the years|just melt away with lnsta-Tuck.
{73733}{73825}Oh, that's fascinating.|May l see the remote control unit there?
{73838}{73911}Ooh, don't.|Don't hand your life over to him.
{73913}{73988}l think this would be fantastic|for a surprise birthday party.
{73988}{74086}- Surprise parties--|You could say, ''Surprise!''|- [ Crew Laughing ]
{74093}{74138}- [ G ] lt's your birthday!|- That's kind of funny, guys.
{74138}{74201}You look so youthful|and surprised.
{74228}{74273}You know what else|this'd be good for?
{74273}{74348}''Madam, l think you've just|won the one million dollar lottery!''
{74348}{74423}- Oh, my God.|He's electrocuting Morgan Fairchild.|- That's not funny.
{74423}{74483}Even better still, the Martians|have landed, and they're taking you...
{74483}{74543}- back to Mars with them.|- No, no, no, st--
{74543}{74618}- [ Whimpering ]|- What we have here,|ladies and gentlemen...
{74618}{74708}is a beautiful woman who's trying|to convince you that you're not enough.
{74708}{74798}- That you're not beautiful enough--|- Oh, my God, he's leaving it on.
{74798}{74858}Oh, let her go.|Let her go, man. Let her go!
{74858}{74933}You don't need lnsta-Tuck to be|beautiful. You're already beautiful.
{74933}{75008}- Did he say, ''Don't buy this product''?|- He said, ''Don't buy--''
{75008}{75053}That's an interesting way to sell.
{75053}{75128}All you have to do to be|beautiful is just be yourself.|This woman's already beautiful.
{75128}{75202}She doesn't need lnsta-Tuck.|Even-- l'm sorry.
{75203}{75278}- [ Clicks Off ]|- This beautiful woman here,|you don't need lnsta-Tuck.
{75278}{75353}Oh, interesting angle. Uh-huh.|You know what? This is personal.
{75353}{75398}l know what's|happening here.
{75398}{75458}He knows l'm trying to sell stuff,|and this is a personal attack.
{75458}{75503}He's undermining me.|He's sabotaging me.
{75503}{75548}l made a deal with him. l explained it|to him. l went in the water with him.
{75548}{75608}l have a question for you.|lf you could be the Dalai Lama...
{75608}{75709}- or a beautiful Baywatch babe,|which would you choose?|- Baywatch babe.
{75713}{75773}Now, think about it. l know|the Baywatch beauty is so desirable...
{75773}{75863}and she has the perfect body|and she runs up and down|the beach with a bikini on.
{75863}{75923}That's a really hot girl,|the Baywatch beauty, right?
{75923}{76020}But the Dalai Lama has total inner|peace and spiritual enlightenment.
{76028}{76077}There's no comparison.
{76088}{76131}Don't you agree?
{76148}{76197}She agrees.|Here. Oh!
{76238}{76313}- [ All Chattering ]|- Ricky, what do you want to do?
{76313}{76388}l-l-l don't know.|l could go back to school, l guess.
{76388}{76433}[ Mickey ]|...the size on this one, folks.
{76433}{76493}This is the saw you want, boys.|Bucking, pruning, trimming.
{76493}{76583}The hotel/restaurant business|always held a real lure for me.|l'm a people person. What?
{76583}{76622}- Hi.|- Hi.
{76628}{76688}- Hello. No.|- So give us a call,|and l'll carve you a great deal.
{76688}{76748}- [ G ] Nice chain saw.|- Who are you?
{76748}{76823}Oh, l'm new here. l'm a friend|of Ricky Hayman's. Hi, Ricky.
{76823}{76898}- Just curious about chain saws.|- lncoming. Mayday. Mayday.|This is a disaster.
{76898}{76958}This is a massacre.|You've got to be kidding.
{76958}{77033}Can l hold it? lt's a dandy.|Can l have the weight in my hand?
{77033}{77093}Feel the weight|of that chain saw. Wow!
{77093}{77138}- lt's a heavy one. Be careful.|- Oh, yeah.
{77138}{77213}- [ Ricky ] He's staying at my home,|and this is his gratitude?|- He gave him the chain saw.
{77213}{77258}- This is gonna be good.|- This is not good.
{77258}{77318}l have a question.|lf l said to you...
{77318}{77393}you could watch me sculpt|the Venus de Milo with my hands...
{77393}{77454}or chainsaw|this entire studio...
{77468}{77528}what do you think|their call-in vote would be?
{77528}{77573}For creation or destruction?|You guys call in now. Call.
{77573}{77648}He's hitting every single set.|He's cutting a-- lt's a clean sweep!
{77648}{77708}He's making a clean swath from one side|of the studio to the 'nother!
{77708}{77762}l know just what they want.
{77768}{77843}- [ Saw Running ]|- Whoa! Now would be a good time|to talk about the safety features.
{77843}{77911}This is good.|McBainbridge'll love this.
{78008}{78068}Oh, no.|You've gotta be kidding.
{78113}{78194}He's chainsawing our Happy-Time|redwood picnic table.
{78293}{78350}More? Of course you want more.
{78503}{78563}And bench.|He got the whole set.
{78563}{78616}[ Chain Saw Engine Stops ]
{78653}{78706}Now, l admit that was fun.
{78713}{78756}But l ask you...
{78758}{78833}why do we yawn at creation|and thrill at destruction?
{78833}{78881}- Why?|- Okay. Okay.
{78893}{78953}- Ask yourself why.|- Here it is. Here's his agenda.
{78953}{79043}Let me tell you, l've been|watching for a long, long time,|and l don't like what l see.
{79043}{79118}l really don't.|Everybody's anxious and scared.
{79118}{79208}Everybody's working all the time,|but what do you really gain?
{79208}{79298}And our kids-- Our kids|play with computer pets|because they've learned from us...
{79298}{79358}to trust machines|more than they do people.
{79358}{79418}We acquire,|we consume and we waste.
{79418}{79480}He's barking mad.|He's a lone nut.
{79523}{79592}And that's not|how it was supposed to be.
{79598}{79662}l promise you|that was not the plan.
{79688}{79778}And l think it's time some things|changed around here. Don't you?
{79778}{79838}- What the hell is going on here?|- Turn your sets off.
{79838}{79905}- TV history?|- Okay, cut him, cut him.
{79913}{79978}Here's your chain saw.|'Night, Ricky.
{79988}{80041}Here you go.|Right there.
{80069}{80108}** [ Muzak ]
{80172}{80232}Would you guys excuse us, please?
{80247}{80304}l need to talk to Ricky alone.
{80307}{80384}- Okay, guys.|- Barry, just for a moment, please?
{80637}{80697}[ Clears Throat ]|Yeah. l'm out.
{80757}{80807}What were you thinking?
{80847}{80887}l don't know.
{80937}{81021}Ever since you guys showed up,|all l do is go backwards.
{81042}{81102}You know, it seems like no matter|what l've done you get offended...
{81102}{81164}or, you know,|l make him mad and--
{81192}{81267}l mean, l didn't--|l don't wanna lose this job.
{81267}{81333}l-- You know,|l like workin' here. l--
{81357}{81402}l like selling.|l'm good at it.
{81402}{81461}l think.|My dad was a salesman.
{81477}{81543}On the road.|You know Evinrude Motors?
{81597}{81642}Yeah, outboard motors.
{81642}{81730}He did the whole Lake Erie region,|both sides of the border.
{81792}{81843}Wow. l drove with him...
{81852}{81918}for a couple of--|a couple of summers.
{81927}{81998}Man, this Caprice he had|was like his home.
{82002}{82087}The stick shift he would make|his place for rubber bands.
{82107}{82167}He'd keep all his rubber bands|on the stick shift.
{82167}{82237}And then he had his notes|all organized...
{82242}{82312}with paper clips|in a very particular way.
{82317}{82387}And red liquorice.|Boxes of red liquorice.
{82407}{82455}We had a good time...
{82482}{82521}for a while.
{82572}{82613}What happened?
{82707}{82756}Oh, bad luck, l guess.
{82782}{82842}Nobody water skis|on a dead lake.
{82842}{82873}So--
{82902}{82962}You know, he tried anyway,|but, uh--
{82962}{83056}You know, you start to push|and get sweaty, and they can smell it.
{83097}{83157}- Wow. This is so weird.|- What?
{83187}{83261}l'm starting to think of you|as a real person.
{83307}{83351}Well, yeah. Sure.
{83367}{83427}This whole broken,|pathetic husk thing is just--
{83427}{83472}You know-- l know.|lt's very appealing.
{83472}{83541}[ Laughs ]|Well, if ya got it, flaunt it.
{83682}{83731}l'll see you tomorrow.
{83772}{83832}- Yeah.|- [ Door Opens, Closes ]
{83892}{83972}- lf l may say--|- You're through, Hayman! Get lost!
{84267}{84325}- Hey.|- How'd it go with McB?
{84327}{84385}- Fine, fine.|- What happened?
{84387}{84447}Oh, he was very gracious.|No legal action.
{84447}{84507}And he gave me a full 15 minutes|to leave the premises.
{84507}{84578}[ Kate ] Come on. Move.|He's flying to D.C.
{84582}{84642}- We can still catch him|in the parking lot.|- Who is?
{84642}{84687}- The boss!|- No, Kate, it's over.
{84687}{84762}Not when he sees these.|Come on. Put that down.
{84792}{84852}[ Kate ]|These are the numbers from G's show.
{84852}{84897}- Caller volume spiked|the second he came on.|- So what?
{84897}{84957}They were probably calling|to get that nutcase off the air.
{84957}{85002}- He reached them. They liked him.|- Oh, geez.
{85002}{85077}They wanted to buy something;|they just didn't know what.
{85077}{85130}John, this is a 30%] jump.
{85152}{85227}Major audience connection|with a spokesperson. Ricky was right.
{85227}{85317}What the hell are you saying?|We give this maniac another chance?
{85317}{85376}Ah! Which maniac|would that be?
{85542}{85587}Totally. And he represents|a spirituality--
{85587}{85647}Spirituality|on a home shopping network?
{85647}{85737}l'm sorry. Did l say spirituality?|l think l mean unconventionality.
{85737}{85797}- Unique, heartfelt, wise.|- Pithy.
{85797}{85842}- Pithy?|- Survey after survey shows...
{85842}{85887}that after people buy,|they feel guilty.
{85887}{85962}Even if they can afford it,|they feel it was wrong to buy|something for themselves.
{85962}{86067}Why not put somebody on the air|who makes them feel good|about themselves for a change?
{86067}{86172}Absolutely. And, listen,|let me just work with the guy|and let me focus his message.
{86172}{86283}l think-- We think that G could|give us that unique image|that you're looking for.
{86292}{86386}- Give me the deadest hour|of the day. 2:00 a.m.?|- [ Chuckling ]
{86397}{86434}All right.
{86457}{86509}But l--|l kid you not...
{86517}{86626}if l'm embarrassed in any way,|shape or form, it is|going to be both your asses.
{86637}{86709}- My ass entirely. Well--|- My ass too, sir.
{86882}{86920}[ Beeping ]
{87017}{87055}[ Beeping ]
{87332}{87407}l mean, that's rough, you know,|but... you get the idea.
{87407}{87438}Yes.
{87482}{87549}You're a hungry one,|aren't you, Scott?
{87557}{87643}- Excuse me?|- No need for excuses.|l'm a hungry one too.
{87692}{87766}But what is it you really want?|lt isn't this.
{87827}{87890}l want all of it--|the whole thing.
{87902}{87947}Give me the network.|Let me run with it.
{87947}{88041}l'll give you a redesign that'll|double sales inside of 18 months.
{88067}{88124}What about Kate... and Hayman?
{88157}{88197}Kate's smart.
{88202}{88273}She wants to stay on|and work for me, fine.
{88277}{88341}Hayman can call in|and buy things...
{88352}{88404}just like everybody else.
{88566}{88626}l can't believe|we're doin' this again.
{88626}{88701}- [ Man ] One minute!|- Okay. A nice, deep breath.|That's good.
{88701}{88746}- One minute!|- What do you think? One minute!
{88746}{88806}- You with the programme? You with us?|- You're a natural.
{88806}{88851}- Are you with us?|- Oh, yeah.
{88851}{88911}Okay, okay. Now remember--|Let's go over this one more time.|Here's the TelePrompTer.
{88911}{89007}- Okay.|- And when the red light goes on,|you're on, start reading.
{89016}{89076}- Okay.|- Remember, hold the product up.
{89076}{89121}- Fifty seconds!|- Okay, we're gonna be in the booth.
{89121}{89166}- Okay.|- You're a natural.
{89166}{89226}That's 'cause l love|show business.
{89226}{89301}- And show business loves you.|- Show business. lt's a business.|Show business.
{89301}{89361}Camera one up.|Camera two standing by.
{89361}{89406}- [ Men Chattering ]|- Audio up.
{89406}{89451}- [ Man #2 ] Audio. And five--|- And count it off.
{89451}{89490}Four, three.
{89616}{89676}- Oh, please speak.|- Mr Mum, Mr Hush. l can't believe it.
{89676}{89732}- Hello.|- Okay. Hold it up.
{89781}{89841}...wonderful new product|we have here.
{89841}{89901}lt's called|the starfish pendant.
{89901}{89961}- He's holding it up.|- He's good.
{89961}{90053}lt's made out of two-karat gold,|wonderful two-karat gold,|which makes it very charming.
{90053}{90127}Because it's so very light,|it's easy to wear.
{90128}{90200}And kids love it.|lt looks great at parties.
{90218}{90271}And the starfish pendant--
{90338}{90398}Talk. Keep reading,|keep reading.
{90398}{90458}- l have something better|for you than a necklace.|- Oh, no.
{90458}{90518}[ Chuckles ]|This brought back a memory.
{90518}{90593}- Something that happened to me|when l was a little boy.|- Memories are good.
{90593}{90638}There was a storm.
{90668}{90758}And thousands and thousands|of starfish were washed up on the shore.
{90758}{90848}- Only four days ago you waved him over.|- Let's just hold on, hold on.
{90848}{90923}And there was this beautiful|little girl running down the beach|picking up the starfish.
{90923}{90968}She was frantically throwing them|back into the ocean.
{90968}{91043}When l saw her doing this,|l said to her, ''Why are you doing that?
{91043}{91133}You can only save a few before they die.|What difference does it make?,,
{91133}{91178}And she looked at me|and she said...
{91178}{91245}''To that one,|it makes a difference.''
{91283}{91373}''To that one, it makes a difference,''|that little girl said.
{91388}{91478}And she was right. At that|very moment, she was making|a difference for that starfish...
{91478}{91598}and she was making a difference|for herself too because she|was connected to that starfish.
{91598}{91658}And that's what life|is all about-- connecting.
{91658}{91770}ln fact, that's the only time|you're ever alive, really,|is when you're connecting.
{91778}{91823}That's kind of a nice story.
{91823}{91877}That's sweet. That's sweet.
{91883}{91941}Well, thank you|for tuning in.
{91943}{91988}And remember, let go...
{91988}{92044}give in and take the journey.
{92048}{92102}Oh, wait!|One other thing.
{92168}{92213}l work here|with my friend Ricky Hayman.
{92213}{92288}Where'd he get that?|Where'd he get that picture?
{92288}{92348}- He asked. l just--|- [ Kate ] Oh, Barry, you didn't.
{92348}{92378}- What?|- l-l didn't--
{92378}{92423}Ricky doesn't like himself|because he doesn't think...
{92423}{92483}he's a good person 'cause he|can't see all of his good qualities.
{92483}{92558}- So-- Can you come in closer?|- Sam, frame off the picture.
{92558}{92603}- Oh, this is--|- Sam, Sam.
{92603}{92663}- l didn't--|l didn't know he was gonna--|- Don't go in close. Don't.
{92663}{92708}- Don't, don't.|- Go in close.
{92708}{92753}Don't. Don't go in close. Sam!
{92753}{92824}- Too late.|- Oh, this is everybody's joke?
{92828}{92873}- Yes.|- l see. Ha-ha-ha.
{92873}{92929}lt's funny day.|Hey, cheesy.
{92948}{93007}Don't. No.|Don't, don't, don't.
{93023}{93068}There's two things you can do for me|for my friend Ricky Hayman.
{93068}{93128}lf you run into this man anywhere,|if you see him anywhere...
{93128}{93188}one thing is,|go up to him and tell him...
{93188}{93248}something nice about himself|to build up his confidence.
{93248}{93308}Compliment his dress|or his hairstyle or something.
{93308}{93383}''You look great today, Ricky.''|Something, you know,|that's reassuring to him...
{93383}{93443}because he has a very,|very low self-image.
{93443}{93488}This is the lowest moment|of my life.
{93488}{93554}And the second thing is you--|Hug him.
{93578}{93623}No, this is|the lowest moment of my life.
{93623}{93709}- [ Kate Laughing ]|- lf you see this man, give him a hug.
{93713}{93788}He really, really wants to be hugged,|and he's not used to it.
{93788}{93833}- No!|- He really needs it.
{93833}{93871}No, no. No.
{93878}{93917}[ Laughing ]
{93983}{94043}l just wanted to tell you|l think you're really--
{94043}{94082}really tall.
{94088}{94163}- Very nice.|- Thank you for the national|humiliation. Thank you.
{94163}{94253}Wait, wait, wait. Look at this.|Humiliated today, hero tomorrow.
{94253}{94327}Hey, take a look at this.|Look at the numbers.
{94328}{94388}- Unbelievable.|- Are those the actual numbers?|Those are the actual numbers.
{94388}{94448}- These are the pendants?|- He did it.
{94448}{94525}- [ Man #1 ] Look at that.|- [ Man #2 ] l can't believe it.|lt's awesome.
{94525}{94598}My friends, do you have food|that goes to waste?
{94598}{94688}You ever thought about using|your drive time to cook|a meal for your family?
{94688}{94778}Do you feel the need to store|your vegetables and lunch meats forever?
{94778}{94840}We say wet it again...|with Foggy.
{94868}{94928}lt's the Hood Buddy--|the air filter that uses the heat...
{94928}{95018}of your gas-guzzling engine|to cook fabulous meals while you drive.
{95018}{95057}Lil Squirt--
{95063}{95108}it's a festive fountain|that gives your fanny...
{95108}{95165}''a kiss of refreshing mist.''
{95183}{95242}But look what we did with Foggy!
{95243}{95288}We made banana mush.
{95288}{95379}Soot gives it a unique, unrivalled,|rich, hearty, robust aroma.
{95423}{95498}Why would you dry these bananas out|in the first place?
{95498}{95569}Then l have two words|for you, G-- suck it.
{95573}{95673}Lil Squirt. This is probably the|nastiest product on the entire network.
{95693}{95749}- 10-4, Hood Buddy.|- Yummy.
{95948}{95993}But let's face it.|The seat-warmers...
{95993}{96053}that you're sitting on are getting|more out of life than you are.
{96053}{96113}Yes, they are.|And if l were you-- and l am you--
{96113}{96158}lf l were you,|what l would do...
{96158}{96230}is l would embrace|each and every new day...
{96248}{96293}like it was a long-lost lover...
{96293}{96368}and squeeze all the life juice|l possibly could.
{96368}{96413}The juicer, the juicer.|Sam, get a shot of the juicer.
{96413}{96500}- Juicers, juicers. Okay, tight shot.|- Kitchen-Aid, 79.95.
{96503}{96548}Kitchen-Aid juicer, 79.95.
{96548}{96601}- Fabulous.|- Go, go, go.
{96608}{96682}[ Woman ]|Home shoppers have found a new guru.
{96683}{96781}His name is G, and he's a mixture|of higher thinking and lower prices.
{96788}{96863}Okay, get off the phone.|You have to look at these.
{96863}{96961}- [ Ricky ] l'll call you later.|- ''TV Guide,'' ''Time,'' ''Forbes.''
{97103}{97148}Correct me if l'm wrong, sir--|[ Chuckles ]
{97148}{97214}l don't wanna|put words in your mouth.
{97223}{97311}- lt felt to me as if we had a deal.|- Well, you felt wrong.
{97313}{97382}l said if Hayman screwed up,|you were in.
{97388}{97448}He didn't.|This G goof of his...
{97463}{97558}is the biggest thing to hit|home shopping since the cubic zirconia.
{97613}{97688}That doesn't pique|your Sherlock Holmes brain cells?
{97688}{97748}My God, the man has no history...
{97748}{97808}no social security number,|no driver's licence...
{97808}{97883}voter's registration,|birth certificate, nothing.
{97883}{97973}G isn't even a name,|for crying out loud.|You don't find that curious?
{97973}{98041}Yes, l do.|l just don't find it illegal.
{98168}{98239}Koran figures prominently|in G's aphorisms.
{98243}{98288}And l'm sure|he will tell you he's--
{98288}{98333}A student of the New Testament.
{98333}{98393}G's essential|religious foundation...
{98393}{98453}so clearly echoes the teachings|of Jesus Christ...
{98453}{98543}that l wonder if he might not have spent|some time in the seminary himself.
{98543}{98603}No, don't change anything.|l wanna keep it simple.
{98603}{98663}What? What did l tell you?|Every market.
{98663}{98738}Right! Every market.|Let's run it everywhere. Full page.
{98738}{98798}- l don't care how much it costs.|Save me this stuff in the--|- Right.
{98798}{98858}What? A week. Let's run it|for a week, see what happens.
{98858}{98919}- No, man. Thank you.|- [ Beeps ]
{99082}{99140}Hi, nice to see you--|talk to you. Hi, hey!
{99140}{99195}- Hey. Hey.|- [ Kate ] Hey!
{99200}{99245}The, uh--|We're glad to get you.
{99245}{99320}Listen, we're just sittin' around here--|l know it's sort of last minute.
{99320}{99407}- We were--|- Wondering if l wanted|to go out for a drink?
{99410}{99470}Exactly right. The, uh-- l don't know|what you have a taste for, but--
{99470}{99560}- How about the Breakwater?|- l love the Breakwater. lt's, um--
{99560}{99620}- What time is it? 7:00?|- Can you pick me up in half an hour?
{99620}{99692}- We will see you in one half hour.|- Great.
{99785}{99837}** [ Singing ln Spanish ]
{99950}{99993}** [ Continues ]
{101390}{101431}[ Music Ends ]
{101510}{101557}[ Thunder Rumbling ]
{101675}{101751}- [ Car Door Closes ]|- [ Ricky, Kate Laughing ]
{101855}{101889}Oh. Oh.
{101945}{101994}- Oh.|- [ Chuckling ]
{102005}{102060}- l'm wet.|- You're so wet.
{102065}{102140}Look at that. Well, Scott|was certainly right about one thing.
{102140}{102178}About what?
{102200}{102245}You do have elegant toes.
{102245}{102282}[ Laughs ]
{102335}{102377}Scott was, um--
{102425}{102472}What? You two dated?
{102485}{102524}A while ago.
{102530}{102576}For about a minute.
{102620}{102681}Well, you know,|he seems like a--
{102740}{102811}- [ Laughing ] Like a determined...|- Yeah.
{102815}{102885}- guy.|- Scott was very interested in me--
{102905}{103001}in our relationship-- until he got|his introduction to McBainbridge.
{103070}{103125}What? Feel like he used you?
{103160}{103237}He did some work for us.|Made me look good, so...
{103265}{103319}l guess we used each other.
{103355}{103400}All's fair, right?
{103535}{103587}l had a really nice time.
{103595}{103644}l had a nice time too.
{103700}{103749}l'll see you tomorrow.
{103850}{103891}See you later.
{104015}{104048}Ricky!
{104075}{104120}l loved our dance.
{104675}{104707}Damn.
{104765}{104797}Damn.
{104855}{104925}[ Car Door Closes,|Footsteps Approaching ]
{105398}{105449}[ Shouting, Chattering ]
{105548}{105593}- lt's G.|- What's happening?
{105593}{105668}Somebody came forward, some woman.|She says G's her husband.
{105668}{105728}Says he has a whole family--|six kids-- in Chicago.
{105728}{105788}- Just walked out, abandoned them.|- Oh, l don't believe that.
{105788}{105848}- She's holding|a press conference in an hour.|- Where?
{105848}{105912}lt was time|for this charade to end.
{105923}{105996}This man, G, had already|hurt me and my kids.
{106013}{106069}And, well, when l saw this...
{106148}{106208}l knew l couldn't let him hurt|any other innocent people.
{106208}{106264}Well, isn't this just lovely.
{106268}{106321}Scott, get us out of this.
{106343}{106403}Okay, people.|Here's the bitter truth.
{106403}{106463}The only way we're gonna get out|of this in one piece is to face it.
{106463}{106552}So, l'm sorry, but, Ricky, Kate,|you're gonna have to resign.
{106553}{106598}G hasn't said|if she's telling the truth.
{106598}{106651}G, do you know this woman?
{106658}{106703}Yes, that's Grace from Chicago.
{106703}{106793}She's holding little lris|and that's Michael and Lloyd with her.
{106793}{106838}Excuse me a second.
{106838}{106910}- Where are you going?|- Going to say hello.
{106943}{106994}[ Reporters Clamouring ]
{107078}{107153}- [ Woman ] G, do you know this woman?|- Kids, hi!
{107153}{107213}lt's so good to--|Everybody's gotten so big.
{107213}{107317}[ Man ] G, how long were you married|before you deserted Grace and the kids?
{107363}{107423}- What?|- G, why did you marry Grace,|father six children...
{107423}{107468}and just run off|in the middle of the night?
{107468}{107533}You, you know what you did.|You left.
{107558}{107648}- Now, that's true. l did leave.|- Why did you lie to America?
{107648}{107708}- We trusted you.|- How many other families|have you destroyed?
{107708}{107795}- Give us the real story.|- [ Man ] What is the truth here?
{107796}{107845}[ Shouting Questions ]
{107873}{107944}Are you concerned|about possible jail time?
{107948}{108008}Wait a minute, wait a minute.|Please, wait a minute.
{108008}{108057}[ Shouting Questions ]
{108068}{108123}Stop, stop.|l lied. l lied!
{108158}{108203}[ Shouting Stops ]
{108248}{108296}l lied for the money.
{108308}{108351}G-- G's a saint.
{108413}{108474}He's not my husband|or their dad.
{108518}{108553}l wish--
{108578}{108654}He stayed with us|a few winters ago as a friend.
{108698}{108738}He helped us.
{108788}{108829}l am so sorry.
{108848}{108886}l thought--
{108893}{108938}You know, l just--
{109028}{109070}lt's all right.
{109073}{109120}Okay? You all right?
{109268}{109304}That man.
{109328}{109399}l called him,|and l told him that l knew G.
{109403}{109463}- Who's she talking about?|- He offered me money. Five grand.
{109463}{109553}5,000 to get up here and say|a few words, to get up here and lie.
{109553}{109606}He paid me to lie about G.
{109613}{109717}l'm sorry. l may be poor, but there's|your bad man right there! There he is.
{109733}{109778}- Where?|- Scott Hawkes!
{109778}{109825}[ Crowd Chattering ]
{109853}{109902}[ Shouting Questions ]
{109928}{110017}[ Man ] ls this a conspiracy,|Scott, or were you by yourself?
{110033}{110085}[ Keys Jingle On Ground ]
{110093}{110176}- No, l have no comment.|- [ Ricky ] No more questions.
{110183}{110259}- [ Shouting ]|- Privacy. Just a little privacy.
{110273}{110360}- l only have a comment at this point.|- Tell us the truth.
{110378}{110438}Don't, don't, don't-- Let him alone.|Let him have a little privacy.
{110438}{110506}And, uh-- No, l wanna|take care of that.
{110528}{110588}Listen, l've been empowered|by Mr John McBainbridge...
{110588}{110638}to offer Grace 5,000...
{110648}{110708}on behalf of G|and the Good Buy Network...
{110708}{110786}uh, as well as 5,000|worth of Good Buy products...
{110798}{110845}including the, uh...
{110858}{110918}new George Foreman Lean Mean|Fat Reducer Grill Machine...
{110918}{110993}that's available only|on Wednesday nights on George's|show here on our show.
{110993}{111038}- This sounds like a publicity stunt.|- Certainly is not, Tanya.
{111038}{111113}lt was what it was, and let's all|continue on our journey.
{111113}{111155}Thanks so much.
{111163}{111246}[ Tune: ''Beethoven's Fifth Symphony'' ]|* G, G, G, G *
{111253}{111294}* G, G, G, G *
{111298}{111371}Oh. Don't you think|we're going a little far?
{111388}{111475}With what? The announcer?|lt's the top of the show. Pizazz.
{111478}{111523}We're just kidding around with that,|but l want to make it an event.
{111523}{111574}[ Announcer ]|Here's G!
{111613}{111673}Would your life be better|with a bigger TV set?
{111673}{111718}- Yeah, sure.|- On Sundays, yeah.
{111718}{111777}- Or a V.C.R.?|- TV set, V.C.R.
{111793}{111852}[ Gasps ]|Or a laser disc, yes?
{111883}{111973}He's especially excited about|laser discs. Great. Look up|the numbers; get ready to type.
{111973}{112018}- No.|- [ Together ] No?
{112018}{112063}- No.|- [ Chuckling ]
{112063}{112138}No, no. Can't you see?|This-- This doesn't mean anything.
{112138}{112248}- My clothes don't mean anything.|- l just wish he weren't|so... anti-everything.
{112258}{112318}You know what's|really important?
{112318}{112378}- l'll show you. Come on.|- Oop, here we go.|Fasten your seat belts.
{112378}{112457}- Come with me?|- Come with me.|- Let me show you.
{112658}{112703}This is important.
{112793}{112836}This is crucial.
{112838}{112913}This is something that every person|should have in their life.
{112913}{112973}This is a gift|you will never get tired of.
{112973}{113048}Her name is Kate, and she is|as wonderful as you possibly can get.
{113048}{113123}And you know why?|Because when you talk to Kate...
{113123}{113178}she listens to what you say.
{113183}{113258}And that's more important|than any V.C.R. and any television.
{113258}{113308}lsn't that right, Kate?
{113318}{113378}l'm sorry.|l wasn't listening. What'd you say?
{113378}{113461}How could you not love this woman?|How charming is she?
{113468}{113534}How wonderful is she?|Let me tell you.
{113543}{113633}Let me tell you what everybody|out there needs to find|ultimate and true happiness.
{113633}{113678}Come back, Brutus.
{113828}{113903}Seventy-five years. That's|how much time you get if you're lucky.
{113903}{113963}Seventy-five years.|Seventy-five winters...
{113963}{114063}seventy-five springtimes, seventy-five|summers and seventy-five autumns.
{114068}{114128}When you look at it like that,|it's not a lot of time, is it?
{114128}{114188}Don't waste them.|Get your head out of the rat race...
{114188}{114278}and forget about the superficial things|that preoccupy your existence...
{114278}{114323}and get back|to what's important now.
{114323}{114368}Right now, this very second.
{114368}{114458}And l'm not saying drop everything and|let the world come to a grinding halt.
{114458}{114518}l'm saying that you can become a seeker.|You can be loving more.
{114518}{114578}You could be taking some chances.|You could be living more.
{114578}{114623}You can be spending more time|with your family.
{114623}{114683}You can be getting in touch|with the part of you that|lives instead of fears...
{114683}{114743}the part of you|that loves instead of hates...
{114743}{114818}the part of you that recognizes|the humanity in all of us.
{114818}{114863}And l tell you,|that's where your fortune--
{114863}{114938}Oh, there it is. lt was a momentary|bobble. We're back, we're back.
{114938}{115028}Careful, Brutus, don't fall down.|l want you to see something.
{115073}{115118}Something very, very important.
{115118}{115162}Okay, right here.
{115193}{115284}Can you fill the screen up|with this grass here for me, Brutus?
{115343}{115388}That's the answer right there.
{115388}{115456}That's what it's all about,|right there.
{115943}{116014}Just take a little break|just for a second.
{116048}{116118}Just, just look at this,|this beautiful...
{116138}{116201}peaceful parcel of earth|around us.
{116228}{116288}Go ahead, wherever you are.|Just--
{116288}{116353}Just go look at some grass.|Go ahead.
{116363}{116421}Just go do it.|Just, just go--
{116423}{116477}Just go look at some grass.
{116768}{116849}Speedy, come on over here.|Take a look at this grass.
{116888}{116953}[ Ricky ]|Barry. Barry! Barry. Barry.
{116963}{117008}Gentlemen, battle stations,|battle stations.
{117008}{117068}J.P., we're just about to|get ready to shoot here live.
{117068}{117143}Okay, go, go. Barry, Barry!|Where is he? Where is he?
{117143}{117203}Come on, come on, come on!|We're just about to cut to you.
{117203}{117278}Hold up the mat. Yeah.|l want you to talk about the mat.
{117278}{117323}- Okay?|- l don't wanna. l'm not on-air.
{117323}{117383}- Let's call it a peaceful parcel.|- ''Peaceful par--''? What?
{117383}{117428}- Do you understand?|- l'm not-- l'm not on-air--
{117428}{117462}Go, go!
{117473}{117548}Can we-- Are we--|We're gonna go in tight, right?
{117548}{117605}'Cause l don't--|Oh. Oh, man.
{117608}{117698}Okay, Sam, what's up? Barry,|he's on the floor with one of his mats.
{117698}{117773}The grass mats. Get ready to go to|a shot of him or a close one on the mat.
{117773}{117818}Right. One, on Barry.|Two, tight on mat.
{117818}{117892}- Here we go.|- Ricky, l am not on-air talent!
{117893}{117953}Also, get ready to go|to the graphics. Ready!
{117953}{118028}- Okay, graphics prepped and ready.|- You have to let go--
{118028}{118071}Of your worries.
{118088}{118133}- Go to graphics.|- Go to graphics.
{118133}{118185}- Go to G.|- G.|- G up.
{118193}{118251}- Give in--|- To your desires.
{118313}{118370}- Go to graphics.|- Graphics.
{118373}{118418}- Go to G.|- On G.
{118418}{118493}- And take the journey--|- To your telephone...
{118493}{118552}and call the Good Buy Channel...
{118553}{118598}where the good buys|are available 24-hours a day.
{118598}{118655}- Go to graphics.|- Graphics.
{118658}{118730}- Go to Barry.|- And to Barry.|- Cue Barry.
{118793}{118841}[ Stammering ]|Okay.
{118898}{118973}- Thanks, G. [ Chuckles ] Um--|- [ Ricky ] Good.
{118973}{119058}You're watching the, uh,|the Good Buy Shopping Network...
{119063}{119146}where the grass is always...|just a little bit greener.
{119198}{119258}- [ Phone Ringing ]|- Look at him go.
{119258}{119309}This is Kate.|Hi, Mary.
{119348}{119396}Great. l'll tell him.
{119423}{119498}Well, we don't have to worry about|what to do with the grass mats.
{119498}{119559}- They're selling out.|- Already?
{119573}{119665}Now, that's what l like to hear.|The grass mats are selling out.
{119678}{119733}- All right!|- [ Laughing ]
{119753}{119809}Thank you so much.|Good job.
{119843}{119933}[ Barry ] lf you're feeling bad,|and you want a little spring...
{119933}{120002}in your winter--|[ Continues lndistinct ]
{120068}{120113}[ Crowd Shouting ]
{121403}{121508}Well, that was just the best macaroni|and cheese dinner l think l ever... had.
{121508}{121568}Kraft in the box is,|of course, the classic...
{121568}{121637}- but you have a... touch.|- My pleasure.
{121688}{121743}- Are you okay?|- l'm fine.
{121778}{121819}Wait a minute.
{121838}{121896}The way you say|''l'm fine--''
{121898}{121943}What's the matter?
{121958}{122005}l'm worried about G.
{122018}{122063}Remember when we first met him?
{122063}{122123}He was so happy.|And that smile.
{122138}{122195}And now he just seems drained.
{122213}{122284}Well, like us.|You know, it's all the work.
{122288}{122378}Right, it is all the work. And now that|he's caught on, it'll only get worse.
{122378}{122475}lt started so simply, and now it's|become this whole, big production.
{122498}{122543}lt's the Hayman|and Newell circus...
{122543}{122627}with the G chants and the orchestras|and the announcers.
{122633}{122693}- Kinda fun, huh? Kitsch.|- Oh. Today...
{122693}{122783}- Yeah?|- at the station, they were|pitching me things that go...
{122783}{122843}- way beyond the G T-shirts.|- What did they show you?
{122843}{122903}They have got|this cheese spread...
{122903}{122963}- named after him called--|- G Whiz.
{122963}{123023}- [ Chuckling ] What? ls that terrible?|- Oh.
{123023}{123068}- You knew about this?|- l helped come up with it.
{123068}{123113}- l thought it was funny.|- Oh, Ricky.
{123113}{123185}- What?|- What about that wrapping ribbon...
{123188}{123247}- called the, the--|- G String.
{123248}{123289}[ Snickering ]
{123293}{123361}Look, l mean,|who are we hurting anyway?
{123368}{123443}You know, the people who are|getting this amazing message?
{123443}{123503}l don't think so. You know.|Certainly-- Are we hurting G?
{123503}{123578}You know, instead of getting stuff|tossed at him on some lonely highway...
{123578}{123653}he's reaching America,|he's reaching the country.
{123653}{123698}Who's losing out?|lt's all good.
{123698}{123773}Yes, but we are making money|off of that image.
{123773}{123833}But-- No, but so does every religion|that sells a crucifix...
{123833}{123893}or a Star of David or a stick|of incense is making money.
{123893}{123953}And, you know,|everything that we sell...
{123953}{124028}people are buying, l think,|'cause they feel closer to G.
{124028}{124115}And if they wear a G T-shirt,|people think, oh, you know...
{124118}{124178}what he's all about,|what he's talking about,|and they become better people.
{124178}{124237}Don't you think so?|l think so.
{124238}{124283}The difference is...
{124283}{124346}- What?|- G would do this for free.
{124448}{124504}l think we should let him go.
{124538}{124583}What?|[ Stammering ]
{124583}{124658}l mean, he's not chained in my basement,|you know. He's a free man.
{124658}{124749}- But what are you talking about?|- lt's the right thing to do.
{124842}{124900}l've decided|to take G prime time.
{124900}{124989}l'm gonna give him his own|half-hour show. What's the matter?
{124990}{125065}- Surely you don't think|this is a bad idea.|- No, no.
{125065}{125125}He has the broadest appeal of any|on-air personality we've ever had.
{125125}{125170}Yeah, that's right,|that's right, but, uh--
{125170}{125245}And l love the idea of a new G show.|l was thinking the same thing.
{125245}{125290}This is so funny. That's why l wanted|to talk to you. Listen to this.
{125290}{125350}l think it's a great idea.|What if--
{125350}{125410}uh, we start a show--|whatever time slot--
{125410}{125460}with G and other hosts?
{125485}{125547}Wait a minute.|An ensemble show...
{125575}{125635}where G doesn't have to,|you know, carry the whole thing.
{125635}{125710}- We could even phase him out|at some point--|- Are you nuts?
{125710}{125800}He's the guy they're interested in.|l don't understand your hesitation.
{125800}{125860}Oh, wait a second.|Wait. l know.
{125875}{125935}- Yeah.|- l know, and l understand.
{125935}{126025}- Yeah!|- You're upset because l promised|l'd take care of you...
{126025}{126070}if this took off, and l haven't.
{126070}{126114}- Oh. Oh.|- Yet.
{126115}{126167}But if you launch this...
{126205}{126258}and if you make it work...
{126280}{126343}then... everything|you've wanted...
{126370}{126457}everything that you have|ever dreamed about will be yours--
{126490}{126542}an office next to mine...
{126565}{126622}a view of the studio, a car...
{126655}{126706}the perks, the bonuses--
{126745}{126797}everything will be yours.
{126895}{126955}- And Kate?|- To hell with Kate.
{126970}{127041}Do you wanna produce the show|or don't you?
{127060}{127135}Look, as far as l'm concerned,|Kate is indispensable.
{127135}{127180}We couldn't have gotten here|without Kate, and...
{127180}{127266}my deal would have to be in place,|'cause, that's right...
{127270}{127330}- you said the last show,|if l made that work--|- l also said...
{127330}{127417}to get G signed up, and have you|done that, Mr On-the-ball?
{127435}{127511}- Yeah, he's been here.|- l don't see any paper.
{127525}{127570}Oh, well, that's just|a matter of signing.
{127570}{127648}Why? He doesn't have a pen?|You get him signed up.
{127705}{127766}And then...|we'll talk your deal.
{127900}{127986}Whether you're a lover of jazz,|gospel, classic or rock...
{127990}{128050}you'll be able to select|the kind of sound...
{128050}{128110}that is going to fit|whatever kind of music you enjoy.
{128110}{128207}This is the stereo that really does|give you all kinds of features...
{128215}{128260}but it does it|in a compact size.
{128260}{128335}So if it's gonna go on a bookshelf,|if it's gonna go--
{128335}{128386}[ Continues lndistinct ]
{128965}{129010}[ Clears Throat ]|Am l bothering you?
{129010}{129094}No. How could you ever bother me?|l love talking to you.
{129100}{129171}That's what l wanted to do--|talk with you.
{129175}{129220}- Ricky and l were thinking--|- [ Phone Ringing ]
{129220}{129275}Excuse me one second. Hello?
{129310}{129351}Yes, Dr Simon.
{129385}{129480}[ Chuckles ] So tell me, how long|before l can continue my journey?
{129640}{129691}How could it be chronic?
{129700}{129753}Uh, how can it be chronic?
{129760}{129817}Well, i-it's chronic because--
{129910}{130003}lt's chronic because of the decrease|that we registered in your--
{130180}{130225}[ Coughing ]|l'm sorry, l got--
{130225}{130307}l got a little phlegm there. And--|[ Clearing Throat ]
{130315}{130413}[ Coughing ] Yeah, the, um,|the decrease we registered in your ''N--''
{130465}{130514}Dolphins.|Endorphins!
{130525}{130570}l'm sorry, l-l couldn't|read my own writing.
{130570}{130634}You know, doctor's handwriting.|Yes.
{130645}{130708}Uh, that number|was sufficiently...
{130825}{130862}low, so...
{130915}{130959}ass two, as to...
{130990}{131044}demonstrate...|that you...
{131065}{131101}have a...
{131125}{131164}poor heart--
{131200}{131246}At this time, l'm--
{131290}{131326}l'm, uh--
{131365}{131423}l'm afraid, uh, that you, uh...
{131455}{131491}need to--
{131695}{131755}Stay on the floor!|Uh, no, l'm sorry.
{131755}{131835}l'm sorry. l was, uh,|giving instructions to my dog.
{131860}{131942}Yeah, l'm-l'm afraid that|this time you need to, uh...
{131950}{131995}stick... around...
{132040}{132092}for several months, or...
{132130}{132175}- perhaps until the end of time.|- [ Toy Squeaking ]
{132175}{132242}Uh, just a little|doctor joke there, G.
{132250}{132313}- [ Squeaks ]|- [ Chuckling ] Yeah.
{132325}{132385}No, l'm just calling|to make sure that you're okay.
{132385}{132455}Yeah, l-l-l know|that you're disappointed.
{132460}{132540}No, as soon as the heat breaks,|l'll-l'll call to...
{132550}{132602}make another appointment.
{132610}{132670}Yeah, l'm sorry.|Thanks. Bye-bye.
{132670}{132708}[ Sighing ]
{132730}{132775}[ Sighing ]|Did he buy that?
{132775}{132813}l think so.
{132835}{132893}He sounded awfully sad, though.
{132940}{132974}He did?
{132985}{133058}Okay, now l can get him|to sign the contract.
{133060}{133115}- Oh, my God.|- Kate! Kate!
{133135}{133180}What, what, what, what?|No, what? Where are you going?
{133180}{133249}Ricky, how? G trusted you.|l trusted you.
{133270}{133315}- You can trust me.|- Oh, please!
{133315}{133360}Okay, honey, that was wrong.|That was wrong.
{133360}{133435}Listen, sweetie, don't be upset with me.|l need-need more time.
{133435}{133495}But don't be upset.|Not when everything's goin' good for us.
{133495}{133555}Going good? l just watched you|lie to our friend.
{133555}{133615}No, but that was isolated. l didn't|wanna do it. l'll tell you all about it.
{133615}{133660}l had a meeting with McBainbridge|this morning. l had this idea...
{133660}{133735}which l alluded to last night,|about phasing him out eventually...
{133735}{133795}but he said my job depends|on getting him to sign this contract.
{133795}{133855}Oh, so all's fair, never mind|what's good or right for anybody else.
{133855}{133900}- No, no, l think|you're being irrational.|- Trying to persuade me...
{133900}{133960}- l'm stupid is not a good way|to win the argument.|- Okay, okay.
{133960}{134005}Just tell me what you want me|to do to make it right. Please.
{134005}{134043}Okay. Okay.
{134110}{134146}No, Kate.
{134155}{134200}John, l wanted to talk to you|about Ricky's contract.
{134200}{134260}Speaking of contracts,|is it settled?
{134260}{134337}- ls what settled?|- l'm putting G on prime time.
{134350}{134425}His own show. Hayman's gonna produce,|if he doesn't screw up.
{134425}{134474}Oh, he won't screw up.
{134485}{134545}Ricky's a go-to,|game-on-the-line guy.
{134545}{134590}ln fact, that's what l wanted|to talk to you about, John.
{134590}{134635}l wanted to recommend|that you renew Ricky's contract.
{134635}{134680}l think the two of you|make an excellent team.
{134680}{134725}What the hell|is that supposed to mean?
{134725}{134800}You two are cut from the same cloth.|Anything for a buck. Destroying G--
{134800}{134875}Hold it a second! lf l recall, you're|the one who talked me into using G...
{134875}{134931}with your 30%] rise in calls.
{134935}{134980}Well, l was wrong.|l wish l never had.
{134980}{135053}Well, if you don't like it, fine!|Now you've said your piece.
{135053}{135113}But it's not your network,|it's my network...
{135113}{135173}and nobody tells me|how to run my network.
{135173}{135263}l created you. You walk when l tell you|to walk. You run when l tell you to run.
{135263}{135328}And you sell what|l tell you to sell!
{135368}{135419}l will not sell my soul.
{135503}{135578}- Kate, wait a minute. Wait a minute.|- [ Phone Ringing ]
{135578}{135623}Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate!
{135623}{135683}l just can't believe l was|right about you after all.
{135683}{135757}l never wanted to be wrong|so much in my life.
{136088}{136139}- Ricky Hayman?|- Yeah.
{136253}{136305}[ Phone Beeps, Dialling ]
{136388}{136426}[ Ringing ]
{136478}{136523}- Hello?|- Kate, hi, it's Ricky.
{136523}{136572}- [ Clicks ]|- Hello?
{136793}{136853}- [ G ] A contract?|- Yeah, it's, uh...
{136853}{136943}it's for six months with provisions for|extending it if things are going well...
{136943}{137020}and you're gonna be paid...|very well, of course.
{137063}{137108}But you can put some aside|for your future...
{137108}{137169}or, or, uh,|give it to a charity.
{137273}{137322}ls this what you want?
{137348}{137452}Because if this is what you want, all|you have to do is ask, and l'll do it.
{137798}{137859}[ Sighing ]|Yeah. Would you sign?
{138113}{138163}** [ Woman Vocalizing ]
{138413}{138473}Well, Mr Hayman,|what have we here?
{138473}{138532}Ah. ls this|what l think it is?
{138563}{138638}Well, l'll be dipped in shit.|You have done it, my boy.
{138638}{138698}l can't believe it!|[ Laughing ]
{138698}{138773}* l like spaghetti, l love meatballs|Viva la compagnie *
{138773}{138812}[ Laughing ]
{138833}{138878}Proud of you! Proud of you!|Come on.
{138878}{138938}Let me usher you|to your new digs.
{138938}{138986}Follow me. Follow me.
{139013}{139067}** [ Vocalizing Continues ]
{139628}{139704}[ Chuckles ]|Proud of you, my boy. Proud of you.
{139718}{139802}* l like spaghetti, l love meatballs|Viva la compagnie *
{139823}{139898}[ Laughing ]|* Viva la, viva la, viva l'amore *
{139898}{139943}* Viva la, viva la, viva l'amore *
{139943}{140001}* Viva l'amore, viva l'amore **
{140003}{140057}** [ Vocalizing Continues ]
{140348}{140406}- Hello?|- Please don't hang--
{140513}{140603}l just want you to know that G's in|the studio, and we're almost ready...
{140603}{140633}so you should get down|to the control booth.
{140633}{140684}Okay, be there in a sec.
{140708}{140756}- Okay.|- Thank you.
{140768}{140822}** [ Vocalizing Continues ]
{141098}{141173}Here we go.|Camera one, you are wide shot.|Camera two, you're tight on G.
{141173}{141263}Camera three, you are roaming|on product. Camera four,|you're ready. Stand by.
{141263}{141377}- Camera three, are you ready?|Come on. Back it up.|- G's ready. He's out of make-up.
{141898}{141959}- Oh, there you are.|- Here l am.
{141973}{142018}- Ready?|- Very much so.
{142018}{142075}- Okay.|- [ Man ] One minute!
{142078}{142138}- Show time.|- Yeah-- Wait, wait.
{142138}{142183}Uh, you know what?
{142258}{142318}Don't do it.|Don't-Don't do the show.
{142318}{142392}Don't do the show.|Leave the studio right now.
{142438}{142498}- Continue your journey.|- What?
{142498}{142554}Yeah. You know, it's not you.
{142558}{142618}The show's-- if you do it,|you're gonna be big, big.
{142618}{142678}Everybody's gonna be|crazy about you, but, uh--
{142678}{142731}Just go and--|[ Sighing ]
{142753}{142813}You had a call two days ago|from Dr Simon.
{142813}{142873}That was Barry pretending to be|Dr Simon. l put him up to it...
{142873}{142926}and your heart is... fine.
{142978}{143038}- What?|- l know my heart's fine.
{143038}{143098}So is yours, Ricky.|So is yours.
{143173}{143263}- What do you mean? You knew?|- Oh, yes, l've known all along.
{143308}{143359}Well, so why'd you stay?
{143383}{143458}l stayed 'cause l wanted to help you,|and because l like you.
{143458}{143553}But most of all, you really|make me laugh. You're a very funny man.
{143623}{143691}Yeah, well, l've gotten--|l've gotten...
{143698}{143773}so that l don't wanna strangle you|so much as l used to.
{143773}{143833}But-But, uh--|You know, really...
{143833}{143893}take off, 'cause, you know,|l'm gonna, you know--
{143893}{143961}l don't wanna change my mind,|you know--
{144073}{144121}Beautiful man, Ricky.
{144178}{144220}l'm a dead man.
{144313}{144350}All right.
{144613}{144665}[ Choir ]|* G, G, G, G *
{144703}{144769}- * G, G, G, G **|- And cue announcer.
{144793}{144836}lt's The G Spot!
{144853}{144927}Philosophy,|a higher state of consciousness...
{144928}{144976}and nonstop shopping!
{144988}{145057}- Here's G!|- Fade up, camera one. Cue G.
{145078}{145117}[ Applause ]
{145168}{145220}[ Chanting ]|G! G! G! G!
{145348}{145405}He's always full of surprises.
{145408}{145490}- Surprise, surprise, surprise.|- Hang in there, guys.
{145543}{145603}- [ Applause Subsides ]|- Hi, l'm Ricky Hayman.
{145603}{145652}[ Scattered Applause ]
{145768}{145812}What is he doing?
{145813}{145864}Thank you.|And G, um...
{145903}{145943}is my friend.
{145948}{146004}And he's... a special fellow.
{146038}{146098}- [ Applause ]|- l know-- Yeah, l know|you guys know that.
{146098}{146143}That's why you're here|or why you're watching.
{146143}{146209}But that's also|the reason that, um...
{146218}{146278}l couldn't let him|do this tonight.
{146278}{146367}So-- Yeah. l'm here to apologize|to you and to our viewers...
{146383}{146443}'cause G agreed to continue|doin' this show if l asked him to...
{146443}{146499}but l had to, uh, let him go.
{146533}{146608}- [ Together ] Let him go?|- [ All Chattering ]
{146608}{146660}Because l knew that he...
{146698}{146757}would be happier in his heart...
{146788}{146846}if he continued on his journey.
{146893}{146968}And it wouldn't have been|right of me to keep him here.
{146968}{147028}l mean, you don't know me, but this is--|For once in my life...
{147028}{147098}l wanted to do the right,|the right thing.
{147103}{147163}l mean, he doesn't care|about worldwide audiences, certainly...
{147163}{147236}or fame or money,|for that matter; that's me.
{147238}{147283}[ Ricky ]|l'm, l'm guilty--
{147283}{147359}Get me Security!|l want Hayman out of here! Now!
{147583}{147655}Okay. Sure.|What would you like me to go to?
{147658}{147725}- Anything!|- Okay, sure. Let me find--
{147733}{147812}Oh, for Christ's sake.|l'll do it myself. Assholes!
{147853}{147898}...real, real hard.
{147898}{147961}Of course, l'm not G.|l'm just a...
{147973}{148038}a regular, a regular type,|but, um...
{148063}{148125}l think...|l'm finally gettin' it.
{148168}{148232}That you never...|feel more whole...
{148288}{148327}and right...
{148363}{148430}than when you love...|another person...
{148453}{148537}and when you know that|that other person loves you back.
{148558}{148600}And l had that.
{148633}{148700}But l might have|messed it up just a...
{148708}{148753}just a little bit ago.
{148753}{148807}Her name's Kate, and, uh...
{148873}{148929}she made me wanna do better--
{148963}{149011}to do what was right.
{149053}{149123}And l didn't listen.|And l'm real, real...
{149158}{149224}sorry... that l didn't|do this before.
{149278}{149353}[ Sighing ] Not that doin'|the right thing hasn't cost me.
{149353}{149398}You know, l've lost my job.
{149398}{149443}- [ Sympathetic Murmurs ]|- Yeah, the--
{149443}{149487}[ TV Clicks Off ]
{149668}{149737}The second G was out,|so was l, but, um--
{149773}{149815}You know-- Hey!
{149818}{149908}Look, look who's there. You know who|that is? That's, uh, Mr McBainbridge.
{149908}{149953}Can you get a shot of Mr McBainbridge?|Turn around.
{149953}{150013}Will, can you please get|a shot of Mr McBainbridge?
{150013}{150073}- This is my boss, or my ex-boss.|- [ Audience Booing ]
{150073}{150150}No, no, no.|No, no, wait a second. Wait a second.
{150163}{150253}- [ Booing Continues ]|- No, no, no, don't boo.|Don't boo. He's not evil.
{150253}{150311}He's just, uh, alone,|l think.
{150313}{150390}You know what he needs is--|[ Stammering ] a hug.
{150403}{150478}lf you see this guy on the street,|give him a hug. Or, no,|better yet, give him a kiss.
{150478}{150553}- Give him a big kiss... on the cheek.|- [ Applauding, Laughing ]
{150553}{150613}- lt'll help him.|- [ Laughing ]
{150628}{150688}Don't fight him, Mr McBainbridge.|Ah, they're fighting like two bears.
{150688}{150749}Mr McBainbridge.|Mr McBainbridge.
{150763}{150823}We love you,|Mr McBainbridge. Yes.
{150823}{150868}Oh, l like you too.|You too.
{150868}{150914}You too.|Y-- What?
{150973}{151033}- [ Ricky ] Say it. You're on TV. Say.|- [ Phone Ringing ]
{151033}{151093}- Barry, there's a call for Ricky.|- [ Chuckling ]
{151093}{151181}Put it through to the floor.|Ricky, you've got a phone call.
{151213}{151245}l do?
{151258}{151333}- Should l take a call? l--|- [ Audience ] Yes!
{151333}{151372}Okay. Hello.
{151378}{151438}[ Kate ] This isn't fair. l should|have my own show to answer you on.
{151438}{151486}- Kate?|- lt's Kate!
{151498}{151548}- [ Cheering ]|- Yeah!
{151573}{151628}- lt's Kate.|- That's nice.
{151633}{151723}You've been so public about your|feelings. l wish l could do the same.
{151723}{151783}Well, maybe QVC'll give you a show.|Where are you?
{151783}{151873}l'm in the car racing to get to you.|l would have called-- [ Static ]
{151873}{151918}- We lost her. Hello?|- Hello?
{151918}{151993}- Hi, hi, there you are.|Where are you now?|- l'm so close.
{151993}{152053}- l'm at the studio.|- l'll see you at the front.|l'll see you at the front door.
{152053}{152083}- [ Applause ]|- What do l do?
{152083}{152158}- What do we do? l don't know.|- Stay with him. Stay with him.
{152158}{152195}l'm on it.
{152278}{152383}Brutus, Brutus, you're missing|all the good stuff, Brutus.|Move it, move it!
{152428}{152460}Kate!
{152533}{152590}- [ Cheering ]|- [ Cheering ]
{152593}{152649}- [ Cheering ]|- [ Sobbing ]
{152683}{152743}- They're so sweet together.|- Yeah.
{152743}{152799}Yeah, okay.|Now move around.
{152848}{152908}Move to the left. Move to the left.|Come around. Come around left.
{152908}{152983}Yeah. Oh, that's beautiful.|Oh, that's great. That's great, guys.
{152983}{153056}Oh, this is great stuff.|This is great stuff.
{153073}{153129}- [ Chuckling ]|- Come here.
{153133}{153178}[ Barry ] Oh, they're taking off.|Go with them again. Follow them again.
{153178}{153251}Keep goin', keep goin'.|Oh, that's beautiful.
{153253}{153313}- Stay with them.|- Don't do that!
{153313}{153369}Way to go, Ricky.|Way to go.
{153373}{153418}- l'm sorry.|- lt doesn't matter.
{153418}{153463}- l'm so sorry.|- lt doesn't matter.
{153463}{153501}l love you.
{153538}{153598}[ Whispering ]|l love you, Kate.
{153919}{153976}[ Kate ]|Goodbyes are so sad.
{153994}{154054}Yes, some goodbyes|are very sad.
{154069}{154144}And other goodbyes are like,|''Hallelujah, that pyjama-wearing...
{154144}{154236}urine-sipping, floor-sleeping freak|has left my house forever.,,
{154534}{154621}We're gonna be together|whenever we think about each other.
{154624}{154693}For me, l promise|that'll be every night.
{154714}{154759}Goodbyes are sad.|Especially this goodbye.
{154759}{154831}- l really don't wanna say goodbye.|- Uh-uh.
{154879}{154911}Kate.
{155224}{155264}Robert Ricky.
{155404}{155476}Your good is better.|Your better is blessed.
{156733}{156769}* Ee-ee *
{156838}{156892}* Everybody's got a thing *
{156928}{156996}* But some don't know|how to handle it *
{157033}{157091}* Always reachin' out in vain *
{157123}{157194}* Just taking the things|not worth having *
{157228}{157293}* But don't you worry|'bout a thing *
{157318}{157385}* Don't you worry|'bout a thing, mama *
{157423}{157490}* 'Cause l'll be standing|on the side *
{157498}{157550}* When you check it out *
{157618}{157685}* You say your style|of life's a drag *
{157723}{157788}* And that you must go|other places *
{157813}{157875}* But just don't you feel too bad *
{157903}{157971}* When you get fooled|by smiling faces *
{158008}{158073}* But don't you worry|'bout a thing *
{158098}{158165}* Don't you worry|'bout a thing, mama *
{158203}{158288}* 'Cause l'll be standing on|the side when you check it *
{158323}{158357}* Out *
{158488}{158535}* When you get off *
{158623}{158653}* Your trip *
{158653}{158713}* Don't you worry 'bout a thing *
{158833}{158894}* Don't you worry|'bout a thing *
{159028}{159089}* Yeah, everybody needs a change *
{159133}{159193}* A chance to check out the new *
{159223}{159289}* But you're the only one|who's seen *
{159328}{159397}* The changes|you take yourself through *
{159433}{159498}* But don't you worry|'bout a thing *
{159523}{159597}* Don't you worry|'bout a thing, pretty mama *
{159628}{159718}* 'Cause l'll be standing|in the wings when you check it out *
{159763}{159796}* Oh *
{159808}{159869}* Don't you worry|'bout a thing *
{159988}{160048}* Don't you worry 'bout a thing *
{160168}{160229}* Don't you worry|'bout a thing *
{160348}{160408}* Don't you worry 'bout a thing *
{160543}{160594}* Yeah *|[ Vocalizing ]
{160738}{160794}* Yeah, 'bout a thing, baby *
{160813}{160874}* Don't you worry|'bout a thing *
{160903}{160971}* Don't you worry|'bout a thing, sugar *
{161008}{161075}* Don't you worry|'bout a thing, mama *
{161098}{161159}* Don't you worry 'bout a thing **
