{1531}{1601}All of life is a coming home.
{1603}{1705}Salesmen, secretaries, coal miners,|beekeepers, sword swallowers--
{1707}{1753}all of us.
{1755}{1833}All the restless hearts|of the world...
{1835}{1905}all trying|to find a way home.
{1958}{2040}It's hard to describe|what I felt like then.
{2041}{2124}Picture yourself walking|for days in a driving snow.
{2125}{2196}You don't even know|you're walking in circles--
{2197}{2268}the heaviness of your legs|in the drifts;
{2269}{2326}your shouts|disappearing into the wind.
{2328}{2381}How small you can feel.
{2383}{2450}How far away home can be.
{2861}{2910}Home.
{2912}{2994}The dictionary defines it|as both a place of origin...
{2996}{3045}and a goal or destination.
{3080}{3126}And the storm?
{3128}{3194}The storm was all in my mind.
{3196}{3250}Or, as the poet Dante put it...
{3252}{3341}"ln the middle of the journey of my life|I found myself in a dark wood...
{3342}{3401}for I had lost|the right path."
{3428}{3495}Eventually I would find|the right path...
{3497}{3565}but in the most unlikely place.
{4328}{4374}How many fingers|do you see?
{4376}{4434}You crazy--|Stop sneakin' up on me like that.
{4436}{4477}How many?
{4479}{4542}- Four.|- Four?
{4544}{4602}Four?
{4604}{4650}Another idiot.
{4678}{4728}You gon' love it here.
{4753}{4812}Got a new one, Jane.|Hunter Adams.
{4813}{4884}Self-committed. Suicidal.|Slate him with Dr. Prack.
{4885}{4932}All right.
{5110}{5185}Hey, Rudy!|What's the word, my man?
{5187}{5272}He ain't left that bed in three weeks.|He won't give you any trouble.
{5274}{5352}He needs another bedpan. They're in|the closet. Wake-up is 7:00 a.m.
{5353}{5400}Excuse me.
{5401}{5473}Is there any way|I could have my own room?
{5507}{5558}Oh, absolutely.
{5560}{5625}Just call the concierge and ask|for a suite overlooking the fountain.
{5627}{5685}No, l-l prefer|the cabana room.
{5687}{5736}Get some sleep.
{6001}{6048}Hi.
{6093}{6142}Hi.
{6231}{6277}You're, um...
{6306}{6394}you're a lot... fuzzier|than my last roommate.
{6396}{6434}Oh. Yeah.
{6436}{6482}Keeps me warm.
{6508}{6569}Aaaah!
{6621}{6684}- What's wrong?|- Get 'em away!
{6686}{6754}- Get what away?|- Get 'em-- Get 'em away!
{6756}{6816}- Okay, I'm gonna have to--|- You traitor!
{6817}{6916}You brought 'em with you|when you opened the door!
{6918}{6985}Who?
{7033}{7104}We need help in here!
{7105}{7152}Somebody!
{7213}{7260}- All right.|- No! No! No!
{7261}{7358}They'll get me! Don't take me down!|They'll get me! No!
{7360}{7430}Don't let the squirrels get me!|Please!
{7432}{7473}Don't let the squirrels get me!
{7547}{7617}That was a squirrel bite!
{7619}{7669}Squirrels.
{7725}{7796}My father died when I was nine.
{7797}{7896}He was in the army.|He wasn't home very much.
{7923}{7993}Two weeks before he died...
{7995}{8065}he told me that|in the Korean War...
{8067}{8125}it felt like|he'd lost his soul.
{8127}{8213}All this time|I thought it was me.
{8215}{8309}I moved seven times|in the last year.
{8311}{8373}I've, uh, had several jobs.
{8419}{8465}Nothing seemed to fit.
{8467}{8513}I don't seem to fit.
{8575}{8656}And when your father died,|how did that make you feel?
{8657}{8724}I don't know.|I was nine.
{8761}{8841}It was like there was|this distinction, suddenly...
{8843}{8913}between you|and the rest of the world.
{8915}{8961}I looked around me.
{8963}{9048}Life went on|just like it did before.
{9050}{9129}But it wasn't|like it was before.
{9130}{9201}My uncle helped.|He would visit.
{9202}{9249}He at least listened.
{9289}{9337}And I thought...
{9339}{9458}if I could light my own farts I could|fly to the moon, or at least Uranus.
{9460}{9544}But if I couldn't do that at least|I could use my penis as a pogo stick...
{9546}{9617}and that might be a way|of getting around.
{9618}{9673}I'm sorry?
{9675}{9721}Yes, that's good.|Mm-hmm.
{9765}{9848}Well, I think you're making|fine progress, Hunter.|We'll talk later in group.
{9874}{9921}Thank you.
{10131}{10237}Four. Four? Four!
{10239}{10318}Ohh! Four! Ohh!
{10320}{10417}You are all insane!|lnsane! Four!
{10419}{10469}Arthur Mendelson.
{10503}{10549}The Arthur Mendelson?
{10551}{10602}Brand Beaton lndustries.
{10604}{10674}Guy was one of the most|innovative minds of our time.
{10676}{10746}Look at him now.|He can't even count the windows.
{10797}{10868}God. What happened to him?|Why is he here?
{10869}{10958}Self-committed. Genius syndrome.|Howard Hughes-type shit.
{10960}{11044}Constantly digging into the|creative potential of the human mind.
{11106}{11161}I guess he dug too deep.
{11162}{11209}This is real wood.
{11211}{11272}Rowff!
{11350}{11436}W-Why are we meeting in here?|It's cramped.
{11438}{11521}Well, Everton, we're meeting in here|so that Rudy can participate.
{11522}{11593}- It's cramped.|- Does anyone else|have a thought on that?
{11595}{11676}- Cramped!|- I think he has a question.
{11725}{11808}Do you find that funny, Hunter,|making fun of a man's infirmity?
{11809}{11872}Maybe he does have a question.|He's alive.
{11873}{11944}- He's catatonic.|- Well, he still has a brain.
{11945}{12012}- Maybe he wants to participate too.|- Yeah.
{12013}{12060}Maybe he has a question.
{12061}{12108}Yeah, maybe.
{12109}{12162}Maybe he knows why we're cramped!
{12236}{12322}Maybe Beany knows a lot more|than we give him credit for.
{12324}{12393}Excuse me. Beany?|Which way is heaven?
{12395}{12441}That's correct!
{12443}{12478}That'll be enough, Hunter.
{12480}{12553}Beany, how much taller|is Wilt Chamberlain than you?
{12555}{12606}- Right.
{12608}{12684}Hey, Beany! Beany!|Where's the ceiling?
{12685}{12741}That's enough. Stop it.
{12742}{12804}Where do the birds fly, Beany?
{12805}{12852}How do you say hello to Hitler?
{12853}{12945}Beany, how does Hitler say hello?
{12979}{13084}How do you check|an elephant for a hernia?
{13085}{13165}Who would win a staring contest?|Beany!
{13167}{13214}Who-- Who farted?
{13216}{13266}Beany!
{13268}{13337}- Who likes to masturbate?|- Yea!
{13338}{13385}I do! I do!
{13387}{13481}Hey, Beany, how does an|one-armed referee say "field goal"?
{13483}{13522}Ha ha! Hey, Beany!
{13524}{13605}Ciao, Beany!|Arigato, Beany!
{13606}{13653}Bye, Beany.
{13713}{13763}It was a really good session,|I thought.
{14148}{14195}May I come in?
{14226}{14284}If you bend your medial|collateral ligaments...
{14286}{14344}and place one talus|in front of another...
{14346}{14404}I don't see where|you'd have a problem.
{14406}{14476}Of course, if there were a news story|covering this event...
{14478}{14551}the headline might read:|"Small Brain Enters Room."
{14611}{14679}The fingers.|What's the answer?
{14680}{14751}Oh, you're another one of|those bright young fellows...
{14752}{14823}who always know the right answer,|is that it?
{14824}{14876}Welcome to real life.
{15728}{15774}How many do you see?
{15835}{15905}- There are four fingers, Arthur.|- No, no, no. Look at me.
{15907}{15949}What?
{15951}{15997}Y-You're focusing|on the problem.
{15999}{16073}If you focus on the problem,|you can't see the solution.
{16075}{16151}Never focus on the problem.|Look at me!
{16183}{16245}How many do you see?
{16285}{16371}No, look beyond the fingers.
{16373}{16420}How many do you see?
{16553}{16600}Eight.
{16601}{16673}Eight. Eight.|Yes! Yes!
{16675}{16746}Eight's a good answer.|Yes.
{16748}{16805}See what no one else sees.
{16807}{16872}See what everyone else|chooses not to see...
{16874}{16947}out of fear|and conformity and laziness.
{16949}{17028}See the whole world anew|each day.
{17064}{17135}Ah, the truth is,|you're well on the way.
{17136}{17207}If you didn't|see something here...
{17208}{17287}besides a crazy,|bitter old man...
{17288}{17359}you wouldn't have come|in the first place.
{17443}{17513}What do you see|when you look at me, Arthur?
{17615}{17661}You fixed my cup.
{17699}{17745}I'll see you around...
{17776}{17823}Patch.
{18009}{18068}Rudy, stop.
{18069}{18128}You're throwing off|my rhythm.
{18129}{18176}You'll go blind.
{18204}{18267}- Please.|- I have to go to the bathroom.
{18269}{18364}Then go. It's right over there,|15 feet away.
{18365}{18460}- I would, but--|- But what? The squirrels?
{18462}{18520}- How many?|- There's only one just now.
{18552}{18627}You can't go to the bathroom|because of one squirrel?
{18628}{18696}If I get off the bed,|he'll get the others.
{18726}{18772}That's not the point.
{18774}{18820}They're squirrels.
{18822}{18871}Squirrels, Rudy.
{18872}{18967}- They're one of the most amiable|creatures on the planet.|- Oh, no, they're not.
{18968}{19039}On the list of hostile predators,|they're right above the bottom...
{19040}{19103}just above baby chicks|and slugs.
{19104}{19164}What could they possibly want?|Your nuts?
{19190}{19248}- Do you think?|- Oh, Rudy.
{19250}{19324}- Come on, I'll take you.|- Don't move.
{19326}{19404}- Don't move.|- Another one?
{19440}{19519}It's on the end of your bed,|on the rail.
{19617}{19688}Be careful.|It's gonna jump.
{19977}{20039}- There's one, at the end of the bed!|- Bang!
{20040}{20111}There's one runnin'|across the sprinkler!
{20112}{20168}- Boom!|- In back of the door!|Back of the door!
{20170}{20240}Coming out of the bathroom!
{20242}{20300}Bathroom! Bathroom!|Bathroom! Bathroom!
{20302}{20359}Yea!
{20361}{20451}Eat lead, fur bag!|Blam! Ha-ha!
{20452}{20535}- You're cured-- Aaah!|- You've got one on your shoulder!
{20536}{20599}Get it off me! Get it off me!
{20601}{20681}Get it off me! Aaaah!
{20720}{20791}We need more cover!|They're comin' in the back door!
{20792}{20877}- Get under cover, Rudy!|- Build a fort! Build a fort!|We can build a fort!
{20879}{20981}- We need a fort!|- Aaah! Down! Get down!
{21072}{21118}They're gone.
{21120}{21190}I think it's safe to go|to the bathroom, Rudy. Come on.
{21192}{21254}- No, it's too risky.|- No.
{21256}{21302}Not when you have...
{21328}{21374}this.
{21376}{21446}- A bazooka.|- Yeah.
{21448}{21494}Load.
{21604}{21681}- Let's do it!|- Aaaah!
{22100}{22146}Yes.
{22340}{22387}I'd like to leave.
{22424}{22500}Hunter, we'll have to discuss this|at your scheduled time.
{22502}{22548}I'm leaving.
{22575}{22621}Have you thought|about what you'll do?
{22623}{22681}I want to help people.
{22683}{22766}Last night with Rudy,|I connected to another human being.
{22768}{22871}I want more of that.|I want to learn about people,|help them with their troubles.
{22872}{22928}- That's what I do.|- But you suck at it.
{22930}{23000}You don't even look at people|when they're talking.
{23002}{23064}I want to listen,|really listen to people.
{23066}{23175}I can't allow you to leave. I believe|you still have some issues to work out.
{23176}{23259}Ah. Well, I don't need your permission|because I admitted myself.
{23260}{23307}- Hunter.|- Mm-hmm?
{23308}{23391}I must warn you|my report will read "A.M.A."--
{23392}{23468}that you were signed out of this|hospital "against medical advice."
{23470}{23544}And my report will read|"l.D.G.A.R.A."
{23546}{23604}"l don't give a rat's ass."
{23638}{23684}And my name is Patch.
{24534}{24593}Hello.|How you doin'?
{24594}{24641}How do you do?
{24696}{24754}Hey, this is a nice room.
{24756}{24842}- May I help you?|- Yeah, I could really use|a foot massage right now.
{24876}{24922}Rephrasing:|What are you doing here?
{24924}{24982}I'm your new roommate.|I-l'm moving in.
{25037}{25141}I don't mean to be rude,|but aren't you a little old|to be starting medical school?
{25143}{25216}You know, Babe Ruth was 39|when he joined the Yankees.
{25217}{25264}- No, he wasn't.|- You're right.
{25265}{25364}But I could really use|an example like that, and if|you ever find one, let me know.
{25408}{25463}Hi. Patch Adams.
{25465}{25523}Mitch Vroman.|Georgetown University.
{25525}{25597}I was awarded the William F. Thompson|Scientific Achievement Award.
{25599}{25645}Mmm. Emerson Elementary.
{25647}{25739}I once drew a picture of a rabbit|that got me two gold stars.
{25791}{25871}I'm gonna go|back over there now.
{25969}{26047}First do no harm.
{26049}{26153}What is implicit in this|simple precept of medicine?
{26180}{26231}An awesome power.
{26233}{26291}The power to do harm.
{26326}{26382}Who gives you this power?
{26384}{26434}The patient.
{26436}{26515}A patient will come to you|at his moment of greatest dread..
{26517}{26609}hand you a knife and say,|"Doctor, cut me open."
{26610}{26657}Why?
{26659}{26711}Because he trusts you.
{26713}{26793}He trusts you|the way a child trusts.
{26795}{26914}He trusts you|to do no harm.
{26916}{26979}The sad fact is...
{26981}{27040}human beings|are not worthy of trust.
{27066}{27113}It is human nature to lie...
{27114}{27193}take shortcuts,|to lose your nerve, get tired...
{27194}{27252}make mistakes.
{27253}{27340}No rational patient would|put his trust in a human being...
{27341}{27400}and were not gonna let him!
{27401}{27452}It is our mission here...
{27454}{27551}to rigorously and ruthlessly|train the humanity out of you...
{27553}{27609}and make you|into something better.
{27641}{27712}We're gonna make doctors|out of you.
{28112}{28158}Two years of studying.
{28160}{28230}I thought we'd have more contact|with patients. Didn't you?
{28232}{28278}Hi. I'm Patch.
{28280}{28338}You've just experienced|a North American greeting...
{28340}{28398}whereby one person offers|a verbal label to another...
{28400}{28458}as an expression|of welcome and friendship.
{28460}{28511}Lesbian. Ball-buster.|Airhead. Leech.
{28513}{28583}Whichever one of these disgusts|you the most, take your pick.
{28585}{28631}- Well--|- Please pass the word.
{28633}{28715}I am not here to date. I am not|here to flirt. I'm here to study.
{28765}{28811}Thank you.
{28813}{28895}I thought only I could repel women|with that kind of raw efficiency.
{28897}{28963}Well, you just met your match.
{28965}{29019}- Patch Adams.|- Truman Schiff.
{29021}{29079}Nice to meet you, Truman.
{29081}{29131}Will you go out with me?
{29223}{29286}May I ask you one question?
{29288}{29372}- Do you buy everything|the dean was saying today?|- What do you mean?
{29373}{29432}I mean, that whole|drill sergeant thing.
{29433}{29511}"We're gon' make doctors|out of you medical scum.
{29513}{29571}- Now drop down and give me 20."|- Mm-hmm.
{29573}{29610}That whole marine thing.
{29612}{29682}We're not even gonna see|a patient until the third year.
{29684}{29730}Up until then,|it's just memorizing facts.
{29732}{29778}-Why don't they just shove the book up--|-Hamburger?
{29780}{29876}Right here on the colon. That's where|it's going anyway. Thanks very much.
{29878}{29943}- So, why do you wanna be a doctor?|- I want to help.
{29945}{30042}I want to connect with people.|A doctor interacts with people|at their most vulnerable.
{30044}{30122}He offers treatment,|but he also offers counsel and hope.
{30124}{30194}That's why I love the idea|of being a doctor.
{30167}{30245}I've always been fascinated by|the development of the human mind.
{30247}{30299}Ah. Pumping neurons.
{30300}{30359}We start out so open|and spontaneous.
{30360}{30443}We're real individuals. Then somewhere|along the way we're drawn to conform.
{30444}{30531}- It's as if we're conditioned|by programmed responses.|- Well, that's true.
{30532}{30603}But sometimes you can alter|the programmed response...
{30604}{30703}just by changing some of the conditions,|altering the parameters.
{30705}{30751}Let me show you.
{30779}{30825}We'll call it|the "hello" experiment.
{30827}{30885}The goal will be to break through|programmed response...
{30887}{30933}by changing normal parameters...
{30935}{30978}and getting a new emotional response|from the person.
{30980}{31026}Ready to enter data.
{31069}{31116}Hello.
{31117}{31171}Hi.
{31266}{31312}Wait.|I don't get it.
{31314}{31365}"Hi" is a programmed response.
{31367}{31428}- I reached her.|- You scared her.
{31430}{31506}No. Wait.|Wait for it.
{31535}{31593}Oh, you're nuts.
{31595}{31655}A smile.
{31657}{31719}Ten seconds.|Victory.
{31721}{31775}There's more.|Come, my friend.
{31814}{31860}- Howdy!|- Hi.
{31862}{31908}See?|Response time is diminishing.
{31910}{31968}Yesterday I made|12 random phone calls.
{31970}{32052}I talked to one man named Dale for|three hours. He told me amazing things.
{32054}{32124}But what does this all prove,|other than you're out of your mind?
{32126}{32196}What's the difference between|a doctor and a scientist?
{32198}{32244}And don't say salary.
{32246}{32328}People. Hmm? We want to become doctors|because we want to help people.
{32330}{32376}I want to be|a pediatrician.
{32378}{32424}Okay, little people.
{32426}{32508}The point is, we have to treat|the patient as well as the disease.
{32510}{32632}That's why we have to dive into people,|wade into the sea of humanity, Truman.
{32634}{32695}Ballroom seven,|right upstairs on your left.
{32697}{32792}- You guys with|the meat packers convention?|- Yes, sir!
{32793}{32840}Right up the stairs.|Ballroom seven.
{32841}{32912}- Hey! Does a chicken have lips?|- You'll find out upstairs!
{32913}{32974}Like a bulldog|on a pork chop!
{33252}{33322}You know, in New Zealand|they found a whole new use for sheep.
{33324}{33370}- What's that?|- Wool!
{33400}{33471}You're funny!|You kill me! You kill me!
{33472}{33519}- I love you!|- Oh, daddy!
{33520}{33591}And you-- I bet you've heard that too!|Come here! Ha ha!
{33592}{33656}- "Herd" it? That's a goat joke!|- Ohh!
{33884}{33931}- Thank you.|- Thank you.
{33997}{34050}On your meat!
{34052}{34110}Get set! Go!
{34157}{34234}Ohh! Yeah!
{34260}{34315}I won!
{34387}{34475}Pork packers,|rump wrappers, bull shippers,
{34476}{34545}Iend me your steers!
{34624}{34747}You know, we packers have been|taking a bad rap for years.
{34748}{34807}Yeah!
{34808}{34907}Because we all want to be|the best damn packers there are!
{34909}{34982}- Yeah!|- Yeah!|- I'm proud of my meat!
{34984}{35043}- And I know you're proud of your meat!|- Yeah!
{35045}{35115}- Whip it, zip it and send it out!|- Yeah!
{35164}{35215}You know,|some people say chicken.
{35216}{35245}- No!|- No!
{35247}{35302}- Some people say fish.|- No!
{35304}{35414}I say,|now is the time for cow!
{35464}{35532}Eat cow! Eat cow! Eat cow! Eat cow!
{35533}{35635}Eat cow! Eat cow!|Eat cow! Eat cow! Eat cow!
{35636}{35726}Eat cow! Eat cow!|Eat cow! Eat cow! Eat cow!
{35728}{35775}Hey, bud.
{35776}{35829}- Hey!|- Oh!
{35831}{35905}Yes, thanks.|Oh, yeah.
{35907}{35989}Hey-- Whoa!
{35991}{36037}What is it?
{36039}{36139}What's the difference|between a first-year|and a third-year medical student?
{36258}{36365}Doctor Vukov, please dial line 1242.
{36366}{36457}Dr. Vukov,|please dial line 1242.
{36510}{36569}Here we have|a juvenile onset diabetic...
{36570}{36646}with poor circulation|and diabetic neuropathy.
{36648}{36718}As you can see,|these are diabetic ulcers...
{36720}{36773}with lymphedema|and evidence of gangrene.
{36774}{36821}Questions?
{36822}{36885}- Any osteomyelitis?|- None apparent.
{36887}{36925}Although not definitive.
{36926}{36977}- Treatment?|- To stabilize the blood sugar.
{36979}{37045}Consider antibiotics,|possibly amputation.
{37046}{37097}What's her name?
{37198}{37270}I was just wondering|the patient's name.
{37318}{37364}Marjorie.
{37397}{37436}Hi, Marjorie.
{37438}{37477}Hi.
{37503}{37564}Yes, um, thank you.
{37566}{37612}Let's move on.
{37670}{37740}- What are you doing?|- Continuing the experiment. Come on.
{37742}{37812}We can start a lemonade stand|together after we get kicked out|of medical school.
{37814}{37854}Bye, Marjorie.
{37856}{37926}I cannot stand it in there, Joletta.
{37928}{37998}He doesn't have|to talk to me like that.
{38000}{38082}I know, hon, but really,|how good a mood would you be in?
{38110}{38189}- May I help you?|- Oh, um--
{38190}{38261}So I'll meet you|at the club.
{38262}{38349}Oh, great.|Maybe we'll play the back nine, hmm?
{38384}{38454}Hello. I'm Patch.
{38456}{38502}I'm studying medicine here.
{38504}{38601}Well, not here, but--|Y-You know.
{38603}{38670}Lookit here, Judy.|Another future boss.
{38672}{38721}Oh, I wouldn't|look at it like that.
{38723}{38770}You may think|I'm exaggeratin'...
{38771}{38840}but in another five years|you'll be so full of yourself...
{38842}{38928}you'll have to hang a cup out your ass|just to catch the excess.
{38930}{38989}- Joletta!|- Ouch.|- Well, hell, why not?
{38990}{39061}It's the only time in my life|I'm gonna outrank him.
{39062}{39122}Might as well enjoy it.
{39123}{39219}- Who's in that room?|- Don't even think about it.|He'll bite your head off.
{39221}{39273}Mr. Davis.|Pancreatic cancer.
{39302}{39348}How long does he have?
{39350}{39420}Longer than you,|if you go in that room.
{39422}{39472}So be sure|you steer clear.
{39474}{39536}Yes, ma'am.|Thank you.
{39603}{39660}Hey!|What year are you?
{39787}{39834}- Hi.|- Hey.
{40043}{40112}Dr. Landaker to Administration.
{40114}{40172}Dr. Landaker|to Administration, please.
{40875}{40922}Hi.
{40923}{40968}Hi.
{40970}{41034}- What's your name?|- Cameron.
{41036}{41114}Hi, Cameron.|I'm Patch.
{41622}{41702}I have a cold. Just a bit of a cold.
{41703}{41794}Is my nose red?|Oh, it is. It's red.
{41834}{41906}Ohh! Oh.
{41908}{41961}What's that?|You don't know?
{41963}{42010}I don't either.|Let's find out.
{42047}{42094}Taxi!
{42095}{42166}Try on you.|Give it to me.
{42234}{42304}It's working very well.
{42306}{42357}Let's see what else we have.
{42358}{42412}Look at some of this stuff.
{42670}{42734}Bee kisses.
{42978}{43024}Hi.
{43026}{43072}- Hi.|- You mind if I sit down?
{43695}{43790}Hah? Well, then,|hello, hello.
{43791}{43828}Oh, look at--
{44136}{44208}Yee-haah!|Yee-haah!
{44210}{44306}Whoa! Whoa!|Yee-haah!
{44308}{44370}Come on, buddy!|Whee-haah!
{44400}{44462}What is going on here?
{44789}{44850}Sit down.
{44852}{44937}Get in your beds right now.
{44938}{44986}Sit down! Sit down!
{45038}{45118}Lie down in your beds|right now!
{45119}{45197}- I've checked up on you, Hunter.|- Patch.
{45199}{45270}Hunter, Dr. Prack was|a colleague of mine at Bringham.
{45271}{45330}He tells me|you have a brilliant mind...
{45331}{45440}and, like many brilliant people,|you don't necessarily think|the rules apply to you.
{45442}{45524}Not all the rules, sir, but the Golden|Rule, I think that applies to everyone.
{45526}{45572}Don't you, sir?
{45574}{45673}I've also heard you have|a real passion to be a doctor, Hunter.
{45675}{45722}Patch.
{45723}{45817}Truth of it is, Hunter,|passion doesn't make doctors.
{45818}{45876}I make doctors.
{45878}{45924}Understood?
{45926}{45985}- Understood.|- Good.
{45987}{46102}Medical students, as a rule,|have no contact with patients|until the third year.
{46112}{46148}- Is that clear?|- It is, sir, but don't you think--
{46150}{46256}Our way of doing things|is a product of centuries of experience.
{46293}{46339}It's all there for a reason.
{46425}{46483}It's my hospital.
{46485}{46555}I know everything|that goes on inside of it.
{46597}{46643}Everything.
{46689}{46736}Deviation of the tongue.
{46737}{46784}- A problem with the cranial nerve.|- Which side?
{46786}{46844}- Right side, tenth nerve.|- Twelfth nerve.
{46846}{46916}Do you know how many billions of dollars|are wasted on malpractice insurance?
{46918}{46988}That's money that goes to lawyers|that could go to patients.
{46990}{47088}- Hi, guys. Sorry I'm late.|- Everybody know Carin Fisher,|Adelane's roommate?
{47090}{47160}I invited her to join|our study group.
{47213}{47283}So, Carin, why do you|want to be a doctor?
{47285}{47355}Is it just me, or do we|have a lot of work to do?
{47357}{47417}It's just a question.|I think it's the question.
{47419}{47483}Actually, I don't find the question|here in the outline.
{47485}{47540}- What page are you on?|- Uh, 1432.
{47542}{47584}Deviation of a tongue.
{47586}{47648}We'd learn more if we were|working closely with patients.
{47649}{47723}That's why we're studying--|to learn enough to help the patients.
{47725}{47784}Adelane, don't waste your breath.
{47785}{47832}Don't you th--
{47833}{47889}Don't you think|I see through you?
{47891}{47961}You act like you're above the system|when you're really just a nonconformist.
{47963}{48009}You have to get|under the fingernails...
{48011}{48069}of any authority figure|that crosses your path...
{48071}{48124}as a way of dealing|with some insecurity.
{48126}{48172}Antisocial personality, I believe.|Intriguing diagnosis.
{48174}{48261}Truman, this isn't funny. Smart people|flunk out of here all the time.
{48263}{48368}Yeah, uh, odds are one of|the five of us sitting here, actually.
{48370}{48416}I have another question.
{48418}{48464}In a perfect system...
{48466}{48524}why are patients referred to|by their disease...
{48526}{48596}as in "that interesting|cancer patient,"|and not by their name?
{48598}{48672}- It certainly isn't to be mean.|It's to prevent transference.|- And why is that bad?
{48674}{48756}- And the one flunking out is?|- Can we get back to the tongue?
{48757}{48828}What if a doctor becomes|emotionally involved with a patient?
{48829}{48876}Does a doctor explode?|No.
{48877}{48922}Who came up|with these rules?
{48924}{48970}It's against the Hippocratic oath,|I think.
{48972}{49042}I don't really have time for this.|Sorry.
{49081}{49123}Bye.
{49125}{49171}- Bye.|- Sorry.
{49173}{49224}- Charming.|- Bye.
{49226}{49272}- Truman?|- Yeah.
{49274}{49368}- I'm sorry. I didn't mean|to stop you from studying.|- Go away!
{49370}{49452}I believe there's more to being|a doctor than memorizing facts|about the ventricular artery.
{49454}{49524}I don't care what you think.|I care about my biology test.
{49526}{49596}- Maybe I could help you.|I read the bio book.|- The whole book?
{49598}{49644}Oh, yeah.|Now I'm on to Whitman.
{49646}{49729}You can get Leaves of Grass|at the bookstore if you have|a 20%   student l.D. card.
{49730}{49807}- I don't want Walt Whitman.|- He wouldn't want you either.|He was a homosexual.
{49809}{49876}But that's not relevant. What's relevant|is that he was a medical man.
{49877}{49944}He was a nurse in the Civil War|and wrote great poetry.
{49946}{50007}"Afoot and lighthearted,|I take to the open road--"
{50009}{50080}Look, I'm not sure|if you've noticed this...
{50081}{50192}but in a class of 163 students|there are eight women-- eight.
{50193}{50288}I've had to work really hard|to get here, and I'm gonna have|to work even harder to stay...
{50289}{50381}and I'm not about to blow it|by wasting my time on your|flighty theories of goodness.
{50383}{50460}I'm here to learn about medicine.|Period.
{50462}{50508}Excuse me.
{50545}{50615}I think somebody is|running away from something.
{50617}{50699}Why can't it just be that|I'm running away from you?
{51177}{51211}Hi.
{51313}{51381}Very nice. Very nice.
{51492}{51539}Do I look thin to you?
{51541}{51612}'Cause I'm tryin' to lose|a little weight.
{51613}{51660}Is this too much?|Have I gone too far?
{51662}{51718}I got a boner.
{51720}{51761}I am a boner.
{52021}{52079}Donner, party of 50!
{52081}{52165}Donner! Donner party! Over here!
{52167}{52225}I don't know what's wrong here.
{52227}{52319}I'm tryin' to light|the dials here, but, uh...
{52321}{52392}bottom line is,|your TV's broken here.
{52445}{52527}My name is|Officer Patty O'Furniture.
{52529}{52599}I'm here today to talk to you|briefly about narcolepsy.
{52601}{52660}Narcolepsy--
{52661}{52693}Clown salute!
{52695}{52769}Very good!
{52771}{52809}Wide face!
{52841}{52888}Fart face!
{52930}{53012}The hospital will cover|all of your bills.
{53014}{53060}Any other questions?
{53062}{53144}My name is Doctor... Phil.
{53145}{53217}I'll be your surgeon--|Oh, there you are.
{53219}{53305}Ha ha ha! Hey!|Let's get ready to party!
{53393}{53472}Grazie! Hey! Grazie!
{53474}{53521}- Grazie! Now take a bow!
{54077}{54135}Don't believe|everything you read.
{54137}{54213}Looks like you didn't need|that study group after all.
{54215}{54285}Well, it's no 98,|but I'm still here.
{54287}{54333}Yeah.
{54335}{54396}- Excuse me.|- Oh, excuse me. Excuse me.
{54398}{54440}Excuse me.
{54500}{54582}- You know, this completely|disrupts my point of view.|- Mm-hmm.
{54584}{54652}It was so much more convenient|thinking of you as an idiot.
{54654}{54712}- Don't count me out yet.|- It's frustrating.
{54714}{54795}I study all night, and I'm barely|hanging on by my fingernails.
{54797}{54867}Oh, forget about that. I want to|show you something that's extraordinary.
{54917}{54972}- An enema bulb?|- It used to be.
{54974}{55032}This amazing piece of rubber...
{55034}{55088}when applied to your face...
{55089}{55139}can brighten|another person's day.
{55165}{55224}Even a suffering patient.
{55225}{55308}- I'm sure it's really great|for kids, but--|- No, not just kids. Anybody.
{55309}{55356}Patients are opening up|to me, Carin.
{55357}{55404}They're sharing their dreams,|their fantasies...
{55405}{55464}and if you hit on|the right topic...
{55465}{55520}they brighten up|for one brief moment.
{55521}{55568}They don't concentrate|on the pain.
{55569}{55644}They don't even feel the pain.
{55646}{55692}- Try it on.|- No, thank you.
{55694}{55772}I want you to try it on and help me.|Just try it on.
{55774}{55844}If you don't laugh,|you'll never see it again.
{55846}{55917}But if you do,|you have to help me.
{55919}{55965}Just try it on.
{56058}{56103}Hmm.
{56137}{56205}You didn't say anything about a mirror.
{56246}{56308}Who do you think|you look like?
{56338}{56381}Karl Malden?
{56438}{56499}You cheated.
{56529}{56576}You can take the nose off now.
{56606}{56652}So, what's the favor?
{57381}{57427}Psst.
{57458}{57493}Ready?
{57649}{57700}Dumbo incoming!
{57791}{57861}Bag 'im, Bwana!
{57919}{57969}Killer poodle! You got lucky!
{57971}{58041}Piranha fish!|Yea! Very good!
{58043}{58112}Man down!
{58169}{58222}- What was that?|- It's nothing.
{58224}{58270}Should I go check?
{58272}{58318}I said, it's nothin'.
{58450}{58497}One last one!
{58499}{58552}Oww!
{58663}{58745}Well, congratulations, Jackie.
{58747}{58824}You've done it all. You've nailed|every balloon from here to Timbuktu.
{58874}{58944}That was incredible, Patch.
{58946}{58993}Almost as good|as the real thing.
{59051}{59109}One last safari.
{59111}{59157}That's all I wanted.
{59198}{59287}Thank you, Truman.|Both of you.
{59289}{59335}That was wonderful.
{59337}{59419}Yes, it's been|a long time for me.
{59421}{59496}What about you, dear?|What's your fantasy?
{59498}{59548}Oh.
{59550}{59596}When I was a little girl...
{59598}{59701}whenever my mother|would cook spaghetti...
{59703}{59832}she would let me reach into the pot|and squeeze the noodles.
{59833}{59875}Oh!
{59902}{59955}I've always wanted...
{59956}{60044}to be in a swimming pool|full of noodles...
{60046}{60128}wall-to-wall|and top-to-bottom.
{60130}{60248}An entire pool|full of noodles.
{60242}{60312}And our next award, in the tradition|of the great poodle handlers...
{60314}{60360}where no actual transference|took place--
{60362}{60461}All right. What you did in there,|it was very nice, I admit.
{60463}{60534}Whoa. Is that a little ice|that just chipped off?
{60535}{60606}- You're never serious, are you?|- No. I tried that for years.
{60607}{60666}Never really worked for me.
{60667}{60714}- Yeah.|- Yeah.
{60715}{60762}Oh.
{60763}{60834}Well, I'd better go hit|the thorax as well, so--
{60835}{60882}I have a crush on you.
{60883}{60979}Ha! I can't believe I just|blurted that out.
{60982}{61061}Look, thank you for|taking me along tonight.
{61063}{61124}I actually had fun.
{61126}{61165}Good night.
{61167}{61207}Wait a minute.
{61208}{61284}When I said I had a crush on you,|you didn't say...
{61286}{61347}"No way, loser.|I'd rather have a lobotomy by a leper."
{61348}{61387}That means something.
{61388}{61483}Maybe I was just being polite|and I didn't want to hurt your feelings.
{61485}{61540}But you're not polite.|You're rude.
{61542}{61588}Sometimes you're downright bitchy.
{61618}{61664}- Good night.|- Good night.
{62030}{62112}Dr. Hyer, please dial the pharmacy.
{62726}{62780}Blue skies
{62782}{62836}Shining on me
{62838}{62901}Nothin' but blue skies
{62903}{62963}Do I see
{62964}{63011}Bluebirds
{63012}{63051}Singin' a song
{63053}{63130}- Are you a doctor?|- No. I'm a medical student.
{63132}{63214}But if there's anything|I can do to help you--
{63216}{63286}- You wanna help me?|- Oh, yeah. What can I do?
{63288}{63334}Listen, you little|do-gooder prick.
{63336}{63406}If you wanna make yourself feel good,|don't make me pay for it.
{63408}{63467}Now get out of here,|'cause you don't help shit!
{64022}{64088}Dr. Maslow, line 214, please.
{64090}{64148}Dr. Maslow, line 214.
{64195}{64269}Yo! Ride 'em, cowboy!|Whoo-hoo!
{64271}{64347}Yea!
{64409}{64484}Oh! Oh! I surrender!|I'll tell you what you want to know!
{64486}{64556}Do you wanna tell me what it is|you think you're doing?
{64592}{64627}Oh.
{64697}{64756}Uh...
{64757}{64804}just getting|a few laughs, sir.
{64847}{64917}The American Journal of Medicine|has found that laughter...
{64919}{64967}increases secretion|of catecholamines and endorphins...
{64969}{65023}which in turn increases oxygenation|of the blood, relaxes the arteries...
{65025}{65096}speeds up the heart,|decreases blood pressure...
{65097}{65168}which has a positive effect|on all cardiovascular|and respiratory ailments...
{65169}{65243}as well as overall increasing|the immune system response.
{65431}{65472}Smart clown, eh?
{65589}{65635}Mr. Adams.
{65636}{65707}When I told you|I knew Dr. Prack...
{65708}{65803}did I mislead you in some way|to think I'm a pushover, like he is?
{65804}{65863}Kindly remove that coat.
{65864}{65957}I told you you are not to see|the patients till the third year.
{65959}{66005}I'm just visiting friends, sir.
{66007}{66053}Why are you here?
{66055}{66125}If you want to be a clown,|go join the circus.
{66127}{66197}Patients don't need to be entertained.|They don't need a friend.
{66199}{66269}They need a doctor.
{66271}{66342}I don't want to see you|in this hospital again.
{66344}{66432}What if I visit the patients|on my own time?
{66434}{66504}Yes, about your own time.
{66506}{66583}It's been brought to our attention|that perhaps we should be suspicious...
{66585}{66632}of the level|of your grades.
{66633}{66679}What are you saying?|I'm cheating?
{66680}{66768}Your scores are among the top in|your class, yet you never seem to study.
{66770}{66817}That's ridiculous.
{66819}{66876}Your classmates|don't seem to think so.
{66878}{66936}Really. Who?
{66937}{67035}I'm warning you.|Stay out of this hospital.
{67307}{67353}You told Walcott I cheated.
{67355}{67425}I know you did it.|Just tell me why.
{67427}{67473}Look, cut the crap, Hunter.
{67475}{67545}I live with you. I know how much|you study, or don't study.
{67547}{67632}And you do better than me?|Give me a break.
{67634}{67752}You arrogant, pompous prick!|Who appointed you custodian|of the medical profession?
{67754}{67847}Is it because your father|and his father was a doctor,|some sort of genetic thing?
{67848}{67899}- You're damn right.|- Really?
{67900}{67947}I grew up with it.
{67948}{68031}I know what it takes to look in the eyes|of dying people day after day...
{68033}{68080}and come home|for dinner at night.
{68081}{68159}- I know what it takes.|You don't have it.|- Oh, really. And you do?
{68161}{68227}If you don't like me,|just say it.
{68228}{68279}I don't like you!
{68280}{68360}Why don't you like me?|You're a prick, and I like you.
{68362}{68413}Because you make|my effort a joke!
{68415}{68495}I want to be a doctor!|This isn't a game to me!
{68496}{68549}This isn't playtime!
{68551}{68617}This is serious business!
{68619}{68704}I have it in me|to be a great doctor...
{68706}{68795}but in order to do that I have to|sacrifice if I want to be better.
{68796}{68843}"Better."|Better than me, hmm?
{68844}{68915}I will save lives that|could have otherwise not been saved.
{68916}{68999}Now, I could be like you and go around|laughing and have a good time, ha ha...
{69000}{69071}but I prefer to learn,|because the more I learn...
{69072}{69149}the more likely I will|have the right answer at the|crucial moment and save a life.
{69151}{69216}And you say I'm a prick?|You say I'm a prick?
{69218}{69264}You know, maybe I am...
{69266}{69336}but you ask the average person, when|death comes knocking at their door...
{69338}{69420}whether they want a prick on their side|or some kindergarten teacher...
{69422}{69468}who's gonna kiss their ass!
{69470}{69540}Because when that day comes|I want the prick...
{69542}{69588}and so will you.
{69854}{69934}You know, I forget|how young you are, Mitch...
{69936}{70010}that you think you have to be a prick|to get things done...
{70012}{70094}and that you actually think|that that's a new idea.
{70424}{70507}You know what I oughta do?|Take it to the state medical board.
{70508}{70599}There's gotta be some constitutional|right for visiting the sick.
{70685}{70732}Why don't you|say anything?
{70733}{70787}Sorry, Patch.
{70789}{70836}I think Walcott|has a point.
{70837}{70879}It's a hospital.
{70881}{70955}People are suffering|and dying.
{70957}{71075}We're all dying, Truman.|Our job is to increase health.
{71076}{71123}You know what that means?
{71124}{71199}That means improving the quality|of life, not just delaying death.
{71236}{71282}Either way, l--
{71284}{71412}For your own sake, I th-- I think you|should just lay low for a while.
{71447}{71493}Maybe you're right.
{72112}{72196}Preview of coming attractions.
{72198}{72244}Nurse.
{72246}{72397}"Death. To die. To expire.|To pass on. To perish."
{72409}{72443}To peg out. To push up daisies.|To push up posies.
{72445}{72488}To become extinct.
{72490}{72592}Curtains, deceased, demised,|departed and defunct.
{72594}{72642}Dead as a doornail.|Dead as a herring.
{72644}{72704}Dead as a mutton.|Dead as nits.
{72706}{72819}The last breath. Paying a debt|to nature. The big sleep.
{72821}{72896}God's way of saying,|"Slow down."
{73193}{73239}To check out.
{73315}{73375}To shuffle off|this mortal coil.
{73376}{73431}To head for|the happy hunting ground.
{73432}{73494}To blink for an exceptionally long|period of time.
{73496}{73556}To find oneself|without breath.
{73558}{73648}- To be the incredible decaying man.|- Worm buffet.
{73650}{73698}- Kick the bucket.|- Buy the farm.
{73700}{73755}- Take the cab.|- Cash in your chips.
{73757}{73826}And if we bury you ass up,|we have a place to park my bike.
{73891}{73986}Whoo! Comin' out of chute number nine,|ridin' that morphine pony!
{73987}{74032}Whoo-aaah!
{74034}{74100}Come on now.|Hey, yeah
{74102}{74172}Let's check out the maternity ward.|You know those chicks put out.
{74218}{74340}Here we see that the vitreous body|is composed of a transparent jelly...
{74342}{74388}with a mesh|of collagen fibers.
{74390}{74436}Lights, please.
{74438}{74535}Uh, before we adjourn|Dean Walcott has a brief announcement.
{74537}{74588}He's gonna have the sex change!
{74619}{74666}Next Monday|the hospital is hosting...
{74667}{74722}a medical|seminar-slash-retreat...
{74723}{74803}for the Fellowship of the|American College of Gynecologists.
{74804}{74852}I'll get the strippers.
{74854}{74938}It is important that they|be received in a manner suitable|to their status and position.
{74939}{75042}I have traditionally selected|an outstanding student...
{75043}{75094}to head|the welcoming committee.
{75095}{75170}The time demands are great,|and I wouldn't want to jeopardize...
{75171}{75242}the academic performance|of a weaker student.
{75243}{75300}This year I have chosen...
{75302}{75342}Hunter Adams.
{75344}{75391}Oh. Well, thank you.
{75392}{75428}Hunter...
{75430}{75511}there's a detailed list|of instructions in my office.
{75512}{75623}Oh, and, uh, the auditorium|could use a good cleaning.
{75784}{75887}Did you hear him? "ln a style according|to their stature and position."
{75888}{75995}"l am a great doctor!|Worship me! Spread before me!
{75996}{76055}Who dares stand?"
{76056}{76159}You know what I'm thinking? Maybe we|should decorate with a western motif.
{76160}{76207}How about that?|Ah.
{76208}{76279}Something with stirrups|and a big banner that says...
{76280}{76351}"Howdy, gyneroos!|Dilated to meet ya!"
{76352}{76423}- How about that?|- How about just doing it straight?
{76424}{76495}- What do you mean?|- As in, straight to graduation.
{76496}{76618}Oh. If anybody has a problem with this,|please, just walk away right now.
{76736}{76787}Oh.
{76789}{76835}All right.
{76837}{76895}Wow! Yes!
{76897}{76945}Okay.
{77131}{77178}They're right on time.
{77179}{77234}Good morning, Doctor.|Welcome to campus. Good to see you.
{77235}{77282}How you doing, Doctor?
{77283}{77370}Uh, gentlemen, I believe that|you'll find the facilities here...
{77371}{77422}are just perfect|for your purposes today.
{77423}{77494}We have everything set up|in the auditorium.
{77495}{77542}If you'd just follow me--
{77705}{77766}Welcome, cold-handed ones.
{77767}{77842}It's an honor|to greet-slash-welcome...
{77844}{77944}so many who have touched so many women|is such a powerful way.
{77946}{77992}Come on in.
{77994}{78040}Watch out.|It's a little slippery.
{78042}{78124}And if you think|it's hot out there-- Whoa!
{78126}{78207}Come on!
{78208}{78270}Get him|in my office now.
{78332}{78385}All right, gentlemen,|if, uh-- Ahem--
{78387}{78433}if you'd|just follow me.
{78861}{78916}You wanted|to see me, sir?
{78946}{78992}You are dismissed.
{78994}{79036}Sir.
{79038}{79096}From this school.
{79098}{79144}Kindly remove your things...
{79146}{79202}and vacate the school premises|as soon as possible.
{79203}{79244}What for?
{79246}{79316}For asking a group of doctors to have|a sense of humor about themselves?
{79318}{79388}Oh, I have a sense of humor, Hunter.
{79390}{79460}I find it hilarious that,|as smart as you are...
{79462}{79550}you could give me an airtight reason|to throw you the hell out of here!
{79552}{79635}Why am I such a threat|to you, sir?
{79637}{79726}Because what you want|is for us to get down there|on the same level as our patients...
{79727}{79774}to destroy objectivity...
{79775}{79846}all to uphold some|idealistic buddy system...
{79847}{79962}that will allow you to work through|your own feelings of inadequacy.
{80047}{80103}What you have done here today...
{80105}{80151}is inexcusable.
{80153}{80238}You have made a complete mockery|out of our distinguished guests.
{80239}{80362}If you think that I will further|tolerate your blatant disregard|of the bylaws of this--
{80389}{80435}What are you smiling at?
{80437}{80500}Is this all|a big joke to you?
{80502}{80556}Get out of here!
{80805}{80875}Blatant disregard for|school code and procedure.
{80877}{80935}Defying direct orders|from a dean.
{80937}{81007}And I am aware|of your creative efforts...
{81009}{81079}to make sure our visiting gynecologists|feel right at home.
{81081}{81194}- Now, what is it you'd|like me to do for you?|- I want to graduate, sir.
{81195}{81240}Dean Walcott|thinks otherwise...
{81242}{81299}but my grades|are way above par.
{81301}{81371}I want to finish school|so I can become a doctor.
{81373}{81443}Well, I'm gonna give this|to you real straight.
{81445}{81515}I have a hospital and a medical school|to run here.
{81517}{81568}I have to trust the people|in my employ...
{81570}{81640}otherwise their quality of life|will turn to shit.
{81642}{81702}Their life turns to shit,|my life turns to shit. Do you follow?
{81703}{81774}- Yes.|- Good.
{81775}{81878}Now, uh, Dean Walcott is a--|a pain in the ass...
{81879}{81988}but I depend on him to keep me up to|speed on what's going on around here...
{81990}{82072}and I would never take the word|of any student over his.
{82099}{82139}However...
{82141}{82235}I also have a source|that informs me that your antics...
{82237}{82307}have improved the quality of life|for the patients.
{82309}{82379}They don't complain as much,|they take less medication...
{82381}{82455}and, uh, what's-his-name over in 305|has not thrown his bedpan at a nurse...
{82457}{82503}in over a week.
{82505}{82570}- It's Bill.|- Yeah, whatever.
{82571}{82652}So, from now on you will not|enter that hospital...
{82654}{82738}unless under the supervision of the|attendant, as part of the curriculum...
{82740}{82830}and you will steer clear|of Dean Walcott.
{82831}{82919}Yes, sir.|So I'm still in school?
{82921}{82967}I wouldn't|send my laundry out...
{82969}{83030}but, uh, you just|don't screw up, huh?
{83385}{83457}Come in. Please come in.
{83458}{83518}Hello?
{83520}{83579}- Hello.|- Patch?
{83581}{83639}- Welcome.|- What are you doing?
{83641}{83736}- I thought we were studying.|- We're studying cellular biology.
{83737}{83806}Where are you?
{83808}{83854}Somewhere.
{83856}{83912}Surprise!
{83913}{83973}- Happy birthday!|- Happy birthday!
{83975}{84022}I don't believe this.|Where is he?
{84024}{84084}- I just saw him around here somewhere.|- Where is he, Truman?
{84085}{84146}He's here. You gotta find him.
{84148}{84194}- Patch?|- Ha-ha!
{84281}{84355}"l do not love you as if|you were a salt rose or topaz...
{84357}{84446}or the air o'er carnations|that fire shoots off.
{84448}{84511}I love you as certain dark|things are to be loved...
{84513}{84594}in secret 'tween|the shadow and the soul."
{84654}{84701}We'll finish it later.
{84728}{84800}What the hell is this?|Hunter.
{84801}{84851}Hunter, please answer me!
{84853}{84929}Stop laughing! Truman, I see you!
{84930}{85021}Who the hell are you? You aren't--
{85023}{85076}Oh! Oh, damn it!
{85077}{85189}I hurt my ankle!|Somebody get somebody please!
{85190}{85281}Someone-- Hello? My ankle!
{85282}{85356}You could have saved yourself|a lot of trouble and just asked me out.
{85358}{85441}Who said anything|about asking you out?
{85468}{85519}I heard something|about you.
{85521}{85590}- That I was in a mental hospital?|- Is it true?
{85592}{85638}Tried to kill myself.
{85640}{85715}The mental ward was the best thing|that ever happened to me.
{85753}{85860}- What did the doctors do to help you?|- The doctors didn't help me.
{85862}{85923}The patients helped me.
{85925}{86032}They helped me realize|that by helping them I could|forget about my own problems.
{86034}{86128}And I did.|I really helped some of them.
{86129}{86211}It was an incredible|feeling, Carin.
{86238}{86316}There was one patient|named Rudy.
{86317}{86389}I helped him|be able to pee.
{86391}{86497}But for the first time in my life,|I forgot about my own problems.
{86498}{86554}It was an incredible high.
{86609}{86655}What?
{86695}{86807}It's just that, um, somebody,|you know, could do for me...
{86809}{86899}what you did for me tonight|after the way I've treated you.
{86901}{86992}No one's ever done anything|like that for me before.
{87113}{87160}Thank you.
{87185}{87232}Good night.
{87309}{87410}No, this is not a good night.|This is a great night!
{87412}{87475}You know?
{87972}{88043}Hi, I'm John the Baptist.|Any calls?
{88045}{88115}I've been trying|to reach you.
{88147}{88219}I love you.
{88269}{88331}Let's go outside. Okay?
{88725}{88806}Hey, Bill.
{88808}{88875}Turquoise is a nice color|on you.
{88984}{89055}You don't have to say anything.|I know I look good.
{89127}{89173}My boys.
{89224}{89286}My boys are beautiful, hmm?
{89288}{89363}- Yeah.|- Did you see my boys?
{89364}{89412}Yeah.
{89438}{89518}She's not bad either.
{89520}{89590}You think after you're gone,|maybe I could--
{89663}{89772}Oh, you're killin' me here,|Patch.
{89988}{90080}S-Sing me that stupid song.
{90194}{90277}Blue skies smilin' at me
{90279}{90343}Nothin' but blue skies
{90344}{90415}Do I see
{90416}{90493}Bluebirds singin' a song
{90521}{90585}Nothin' but bluebirds
{90587}{90637}All day long
{90914}{90968}Blue days
{90969}{91039}All of them gone
{91075}{91159}Nothin' but blue skies
{91160}{91219}From now on
{91332}{91379}See you, Bill.
{91802}{91872}Por favor. ! Dejeme ver a mi nina!
{91874}{91929}- I'm sorry, ma'am.|- Somebody speak-- ! Alguien, ayudeme!
{91931}{91999}- ! Dejeme ver a mi nina!|- I need the forms filled out.
{92000}{92056}My baby! My baby!
{92057}{92140}Ma'am, if you fill out the forms,|you can see her in a moment.
{92142}{92192}- Alguien--|- Excuse me.
{92194}{92282}- What's going on here?|- Oh, drunk driver.|She lost her husband and son.
{92284}{92374}- Her daughter's in Trauma One,|but it doesn't look good.|- I need the forms filled out.
{92376}{92451}- Please! ! Quiero ver a mi nina!|- You can see her in one moment.
{92453}{92531}! Quiero ver a mi nina!|My baby! Please!
{92532}{92596}Maybe you could explain|it to me so I might understand it.
{92598}{92644}It's hospital procedure.
{92646}{92731}It isn't right that a woman has to spend|the last moments of her dying child...
{92732}{92779}filling out forms.
{92780}{92836}Last year I had to have my appendix out.
{92837}{92922}I forgot my insurance card,|so they sent me home.
{92924}{92982}My appendix could have burst.|They didn't care.
{92984}{93077}You know, my antibiotics|cost 100 bucks a month.
{93079}{93161}I paid $250 just to find out|I had a sprained ankle.
{93163}{93251}- I mean, do they really need|to do all those tests?|- You know what they need to do.
{93252}{93307}The government needs|to pay for health insurance.
{93308}{93400}Health insurance companies are why|prices got so high in the first place.
{93402}{93470}- What do we do?|- Yeah, what the hell is the answer?
{93472}{93547}- Don't hurt your ankle.|- Yeah, right.
{93670}{93752}- Patch?|- Mm-hmm. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
{94001}{94072}That's it.
{94116}{94162}- I gotta tell Carin.|- What?
{94164}{94203}Oh.
{94204}{94263}- Can I borrow this stuff?|- Sure.
{94542}{94598}- What do you see?|- Patch, it's late.
{94600}{94658}What do you see?
{94659}{94720}Parsley.
{94722}{94768}- And a horn.|- No, no, no.
{94770}{94842}Look beyond the objects.|Look through them.
{94844}{94918}Over here. Look.
{94920}{94986}Kind of let them blur.|Tell me the first thing you see.
{94987}{95042}- Something with a nose.|- Okay.
{95043}{95107}Now imagine that's a building|with a nose.
{95109}{95187}- A free hospital.|- A free hospital.
{95189}{95235}- Can I go back to bed now?|- No, no.
{95237}{95296}Because I'm bursting with ideas,|and I need you to help me.
{95298}{95374}It'll be the first fun hospital|in the world.
{95375}{95426}It'll be a totally|free-form building.
{95427}{95507}It'll have, like, slides|and secret passageways and game rooms.
{95509}{95577}- Slow down. I can't write that fast.|- I can't slow down.
{95579}{95652}We'll use humor|to heal pain and suffering.
{95654}{95718}Doctors and patients|will work side-by-side as peers.
{95720}{95784}There'll be no titles,|no bosses.
{95786}{95888}People will come from all over|the world to fulfill their dream|of helping other people.
{95890}{95949}They'll be a community|where joy is a way of life...
{95951}{96053}where learning is the highest aim,|where love is the ultimate goal.
{96055}{96135}- You have all that?|- Yeah, not verbatim, but|the overall insanity's intact.
{96137}{96183}- That's why you have to help me.|- Patch, no.
{96185}{96228}- Yes.|- No.
{96230}{96318}I know it's not gonna be easy, but you|said anything worth doing is difficult.
{96319}{96370}Look, um--
{96372}{96436}I'm not like you, Patch.
{96438}{96514}I want the white coat. I want people|to call me doctor more than anything.
{96515}{96614}- I want the recognition.|- You'll get it every day in the|eyes of patients you're helping.
{96616}{96702}There is more to life than|what Dean Walcott puts out there.
{96704}{96802}That is all about power|and control, all right?
{96803}{96865}- I know you're scared.|- You're right. I am scared.
{96867}{96913}I'm scared to death.
{96997}{97098}You know, you sit here and you talk|about life without limits...
{97100}{97169}you know,|and breaking the rules.
{97171}{97241}It all sounds|very, very romantic.
{97279}{97357}You wanna know what the truth|is about all that crap, Patch, hmm?
{97359}{97422}People get hurt.
{97471}{97517}And who did it to you?
{97616}{97700}- I have to go.|- No, don't. Please. No, no.|Listen to me. Come on.
{97702}{97754}Whatever it is-- Come on.|You can tell me.
{97756}{97815}- I can help you. I swear I can.|- Good night. I'll see you tomorrow.
{97816}{97890}Please, let me help you.
{97891}{97962}I'm really starting to love|the back of your head.
{98425}{98510}Get this cleaned out,|and get him down to the suture room.
{98512}{98559}You're gonna be fine, Larry.
{98598}{98669}Larry's been in and out of|the E.R. for a couple of years.
{98671}{98749}- Not because he's accident-prone.|- No. His father died two years ago.
{98751}{98827}Since then he's been subject to fits|of depression and self-mutilation.
{98829}{98882}Head trauma, D-5.
{98971}{99064}- Thank you for doing this.|- You can thank me|by not getting me fired.
{99066}{99155}Just observe rounds|and stay within hospital protocol.
{99157}{99203}Look, Patch.
{99205}{99269}You're a good thing|for this hospital.
{99271}{99323}You remind me of myself|when I first started out--
{99325}{99383}on fire,|wanting to save the world.
{99385}{99450}But you lose a little of that|after a while.
{99451}{99518}The system is what it is. It's not|perfect, but it's all we have.
{99520}{99615}Why does it have to be all we have?|Why can't it be changed?
{99617}{99687}You figure out how, Patch...
{99688}{99735}and I'll be there for you.
{99736}{99833}Bed six|needs blood work.
{99835}{99905}Mrs. O'Bannon|needs blood work.
{99934}{100005}Hello, Ed.|You feeling a little dizzy?
{100007}{100066}- Yeah.|- Hello, Mrs. O'Bannon.
{100067}{100146}- May I call you Catherine?|We're gonna draw a little blood.|- Mm-hmm.
{100147}{100214}Can you tell how many fingers|I'm holding up?
{100259}{100306}How many do you see?
{100307}{100354}How many fingers?
{100450}{100508}- How many fingers do you see, Ed?
{100751}{100811}How much longer do I have|to keep my eyes closed?
{100813}{100859}Just till I open mine.
{100861}{100913}Keep 'em closed.
{100915}{100977}You're almost there.
{101186}{101238}Not like that. This way.
{101239}{101299}Come on. Come on.
{101301}{101358}There you go.|All right.
{101359}{101428}Here, here.|Hold on to me.
{101430}{101481}It's just a little further.|Just a little further.
{101483}{101535}- All right, all right.|- There you go.
{101537}{101591}There you are.|That's all right.
{101593}{101639}- You're almost there.|- I'm afraid.
{101641}{101696}Don't be afraid.|It's gonna be worth it.
{101698}{101757}All right. Ready?|Watch your step.
{101759}{101850}There you go.|And... open your eyes.
{101900}{101947}It's beautiful.
{101948}{102017}It's 105 acres|of all-natural forest.
{102019}{102107}Seven streams, two waterfalls.
{102109}{102191}This is it-- the future site|of the Gesundheit lnstitute.
{102221}{102267}This is yours?
{102269}{102351}Not yet,|but it will be soon.
{102352}{102411}- Come on. There's something else.|- Hmm?
{102632}{102679}What is it?
{102707}{102763}Our new home.
{102765}{102826}Carin, what do you think?
{102852}{102935}- How did you... find this?|- Him.
{102936}{103041}Arthur Mendelson. All this is his--|the land, the cottage.
{103043}{103099}He's letting us borrow it|till we can purchase it.
{103101}{103181}Mr. Mendelson, I realize that under|the terms of your commitment...
{103183}{103236}you retained control|of your assets.
{103238}{103302}- Nevertheless--|- You learn anything|about proctology yet, Patch?
{103303}{103350}- A little bit.|- Good.
{103351}{103411}Take care of this asshole|for me, will ya?
{103412}{103516}- Nice meeting you.|- Yeah. Mr. Mendelson, uh--
{103518}{103578}There's room for you.
{103617}{103685}- Hi, Bile.|- Hey, Patch.
{103687}{103736}- Who's Bile?|- An old friend.
{103738}{103797}- Oh.|- Without medical insurance.
{103799}{103858}He's just staying here|a couple of days.
{103859}{103918}What do you say?
{104072}{104119}Think potential.
{104315}{104411}Hey.
{104689}{104763}You're certainly a lovely couple.|We can't go on meeting like this.
{104837}{104883}Ma'am, this card is expired.
{104885}{104931}Have you a valid card?
{104932}{105022}Huh? Medicine.|Chinese medicine.
{106002}{106085}Yeah, yeah. That's painful there.
{106087}{106166}Uh, hang on a second.|I only have one arm.
{106167}{106214}Gesundheit.
{106215}{106293}- Let's go!|- Yeah. Uh-huh.
{106339}{106414}Uh-huh. Yeah.
{106416}{106495}Hi. How can we help you?
{106521}{106567}I don't know.
{106569}{106639}Uh, I h-heard about this place...
{106641}{106732}and l, I thought maybe|I would get some, uh--
{106734}{106810}You know, maybe I'd talk to somebody,|because my thoughts--
{106812}{106871}This is crazy.
{106873}{106940}Word's getting out|we're handling the overflow from|three different clinics now.
{106942}{107035}I start my pediatric clerkship|next week. I don't know how|I'm gonna... keep up.
{107037}{107109}Anybody call for a doctor in here?
{107111}{107165}Let's try this right now.|There. Look at that there.
{107167}{107245}Hey, thank you, Judy and Cissy,|for that lovely medicine.
{107313}{107406}- How you feeling, Frank?|You feel better?|- Yeah, feel better.
{107407}{107470}Well, keep on your medication. You can|never go wrong if you're a Marxist.
{107471}{107519}Hey, Patch?
{107520}{107568}- Yes?|- This is, um-- I didn't get your name.
{107570}{107634}- Uh, Larry.|- Hi, Larry. How are you?
{107635}{107686}- Good.|- Nice to meet you.
{107688}{107749}What are you passionate about, Larry?|What excites you?
{107751}{107811}- What turns you on?|- I like to read.
{107813}{107866}I love to read. What do you like|to read? Who's your favorite author?
{107868}{107925}- Mmm, Kazantzakis.|- Kazantzakis.
{107927}{108024}Oh. "World is trouble.|Man needs a little madness, or else--"
{108026}{108079}"Or else he dare not|cut the rope and be free."
{108081}{108127}That's great, Larry.|That's wonderful.
{108129}{108175}We're gonna get along just fine.|Truman.
{108177}{108253}- Yeah, Patch. What?|- Can you come over here|and show Larry around?
{108255}{108321}- Nice having you here, Larry. Welcome.|- Thanks. Okay.
{108400}{108493}- I've seen Larry in the E.R. before.|- He's weird.
{108495}{108576}I'm weird. If we don't|show him compassion, who will?
{108727}{108815}What's that name again? Right.
{109331}{109378}- Hi.|- Hi.
{109649}{109703}- Everyone asleep?|- Yeah.
{109705}{109751}But it ain't me.
{109898}{109944}You okay?
{110007}{110053}- Yeah.|- Hmm.
{110173}{110230}God, Patch, it's amazing.
{110231}{110278}What?
{110279}{110369}Just what you've done|with this place, you know.
{110371}{110429}- You too.|- Well.
{110500}{110547}These people|that we're helping--
{110548}{110606}they would have had|nowhere to go.
{110664}{110711}You're a good man.
{111002}{111057}What are we?
{111093}{111139}Is it me?
{111214}{111343}I mean, are we just-- are we|good friends that occasionally kiss?
{111498}{111564}Patch...
{111566}{111613}my entire life...
{111615}{111690}men have been...
{111692}{111739}attracted to me.
{111864}{111911}My entire life.
{112148}{112195}When I was a little girl...
{112196}{112267}I would look out my bedroom window|at the caterpillars.
{112311}{112358}I envied them so much.
{112408}{112455}No matter|what they were before...
{112456}{112539}no matter...|what happened to them...
{112540}{112657}they could just hide away,|you know...
{112659}{112757}and turn into these beautiful|creatures that could fly away...
{112759}{112805}completely untouched.
{113010}{113090}I hated men so much.
{113219}{113282}I wanted nothing|to do with them.
{113627}{113674}Then I met you.
{113787}{113857}The way that|you help people, Patch--
{113919}{114012}The changes I see|in everybody that's around you--
{114387}{114438}I love you.
{114439}{114536}I've loved you for so long.
{115366}{115446}You scared me.
{115447}{115514}I was watching you sleep.
{115516}{115606}I have a real knack.|Impressive, hmm?
{115672}{115744}"l love you|without knowing how...
{115746}{115801}"or when or from where.
{115803}{115854}- I love you straight--"|- Patch.
{115921}{115966}Um, sorry.
{115967}{116010}It's okay.
{116012}{116072}Uh, we have a situation|out here...
{116074}{116120}that needs attention.
{116231}{116289}I've been trying|to warn you guys about this...
{116291}{116337}and now we have|absolutely zero supplies.
{116339}{116397}There's an older gentlemen over there.|He has a sprained shoulder.
{116399}{116485}I don't have any slings.|I had to wrap his arm in his own belt.
{116487}{116567}We have no iodine. We don't even|have any gauze, for God's sake.
{116600}{116678}There's an entire supply room|at the hospital.
{116680}{116764}That couldn't possibly be because|those supplies belong to the hospital.
{116766}{116824}No.|That's too obvious.
{116859}{116966}Come on.|I need your feet, and I want your body.
{116967}{117016}- Come on.|- Bye.
{117018}{117057}Behave.
{117059}{117132}- Would you hurry, please?|This stuff is crushing me.|- Quiet. You're a corpse.
{117134}{117180}Ow!|Shh!
{117182}{117228}- Ow!|- Damn it!
{117230}{117316}- Watch it!|- Quiet. Shut up!
{118160}{118247}Uh, I was wondering i-if|somebody could come over.
{118249}{118296}Uh--
{118321}{118371}I'm not doin' too well.|Um--
{118412}{118501}I was, I was-- I-lt would help|if I could talk to somebody.
{118503}{118570}Uh... okay.
{119276}{119322}Hello?
{119589}{119636}Larry?
{120228}{120275}Larry?
{120323}{120369}Are you okay?
{120435}{120530}Yeah, yeah, yeah.|I'm fine. I'm fine.
{120580}{120665}- I didn't know you could play.|You sound wonderful.|- Thank you.
{120667}{120748}And this house-- it's amazing.|Is it yours?
{120775}{120833}It's my father's.|He left it to me.
{120876}{120923}Here.|Let me take your jacket.
{120972}{121019}Sure.
{121083}{121158}- You okay?|- Yeah. I'm fine. I'm fine.
{121196}{121254}Uh, come in.|Come in.
{121277}{121324}Thanks.
{121373}{121470}I really can't stay very long.|I just wanted to see how you were doing.
{121500}{121561}Yeah, you're right.
{121628}{121678}No, we don't wanna be late.
{121996}{122050}Patch.
{122052}{122101}- Oh.|- You just got a telephone call.
{122103}{122178}Dean Anderson wants to see you|in his office immediately.
{122180}{122297}- Oh, no. Walcott found out|about our borrowed supplies.|- We're dead.
{122299}{122355}Ye of little faith.
{122558}{122648}Dean Anderson, I know what this is|all about, and I assure you, sir--
{122650}{122696}Sit down.
{122853}{122912}Something happened last night.
{122969}{123016}Carin Fisher was murdered.
{123083}{123140}She was with Lawrence Silver.
{123179}{123254}There was a shotgun involved,|and then he turned the gun on himself.
{123287}{123371}Jesus Christ, Patch, I'm sorry.|I know she was a friend.
{123397}{123489}If there's, um,|anything I can do--
{123596}{123643}Hell of a deal.
{123784}{123859}"lnto Your hands, O Merciful Savior...
{123860}{123928}we commend|Your servant Carin.
{123930}{124003}Receive her into the arms|of Your mercy,
{124004}{124087}into the blessed rest|of everlasting peace,
{124089}{124223}and into the glorious company|of the saints... on high."
{124224}{124283}Amen.
{125592}{125651}Told you I'd finish it|some other time.
{125692}{125739}Guess now's okay.
{125824}{125938}"l love you without knowing|how... or when...
{125940}{125986}or from where.
{126044}{126164}I love you straightforwardly,|without complexities or pride.
{126166}{126255}I love you because I know|no other way than this.
{126311}{126366}So close...
{126368}{126443}that your hand on my chest|is my hand.
{126485}{126552}So close|that when you close your eyes...
{126590}{126638}I fall asleep."
{126931}{126995}I'm sorry, honey! I'm sorry!
{127233}{127291}We can't disband.|You know that, right?
{127325}{127381}What about our patients?|What do we tell them?
{127383}{127447}They'll manage.|They managed before.
{127449}{127516}- I refuse to quit.|- Good.
{127518}{127580}God, you're being|so self-indulgent.
{127582}{127706}This has been your vision,|but we all built this place|and it belongs to all of us.
{127708}{127766}Carin will always remain|within these walls.
{127768}{127842}If you walk away from that,|if you let that all die--
{127896}{127956}I've dedicated|every spare moment I have...
{127957}{128062}to assisting you in what I believe|is a pure and a good purpose.
{128064}{128139}Quitting is not going|to help you get through this.
{128141}{128191}- You've always told us--|- Stop it!
{128192}{128249}I've always told you what?
{128252}{128334}People are good.|Trust people? Ha!
{128336}{128382}You know, Truman...
{128384}{128478}in all of God's creations, only|human beings kill their own species.
{128480}{128534}There's a fun fact|for your final exam.
{128564}{128655}Carin's death cannot make|helping people wrong.
{128657}{128720}She saw it coming.
{128722}{128810}She knew there was something dangerous|about Larry. I didn't see it.
{128812}{128870}Patch,|why are you being like this?
{128872}{128953}Because I killed her,|Truman.
{128980}{129052}I taught her the medicine|that killed her.
{129240}{129311}She'd still be here|if I hadn't met her.
{129741}{129788}You can't leave.
{129863}{129979}If what you say is true, looks like|I'm defying the laws of possibility.
{130051}{130097}What are you doing?
{130129}{130197}Oh, I can't leave|until you beat me, is that it?
{130199}{130248}Okay. I surrender.|You're number one.
{130250}{130341}You're the top student in the class.|You're smarter than me.
{130343}{130411}Is that what you want to hear?|Now can I leave?
{130511}{130587}You know Mrs. Kennedy|in 212?
{130589}{130636}She doesn't eat.
{130637}{130730}I visited her room every day|for the last three weeks.
{130732}{130778}I can't get her to eat.
{130824}{130902}Now, I know everything|there is to know about medicine.
{130904}{130950}I've studied relentlessly.
{130952}{131066}I guarantee you I can outdo,|outdiagnose any attending|and surgeon in this hospital.
{131166}{131212}But I can't make her eat.
{131352}{131415}You have a gift.
{131417}{131498}You have a way with people.
{131500}{131558}You know, they like you.
{131623}{131693}And if you leave,|I can't learn this way.
{132094}{132140}So what now, huh?
{132179}{132233}What do You want from me?
{132381}{132440}Yeah, I could do it.
{132441}{132512}We both know|You wouldn't stop me.
{132616}{132686}So answer me, please.
{132688}{132746}Tell me what You're doing.
{132860}{132919}Okay,|let's look at the logic.
{132961}{133010}You create man.
{133012}{133104}Man suffers enormous amounts|of pain.
{133106}{133187}Man dies.
{133188}{133286}Maybe You should have had just|a few more brainstorming sessions...
{133288}{133334}prior to Creation.
{133372}{133457}You rested|on the seventh day.
{133459}{133544}Maybe You should have spent|that day on compassion.
{133763}{133809}You know what?
{133872}{133918}You're not worth it.
{135728}{135783}Do you still want help|with Mrs. Kennedy?
{135919}{135976}Hey, Aggie.
{135978}{136036}We have a special|surprise for you.
{136436}{136527}Surprise!
{136584}{136643}Benvenuto, Aggie!
{136644}{136703}Aggie! Aggie!
{136787}{136834}Grab ahold, Aggie!
{136836}{136875}There you go.|Oh!
{136877}{136959}- Oh.|- Come on in, Aggie.!
{136960}{137007}Y-Yes.
{137508}{137571}Pasta angels, Aggie! Pasta angels!
{137841}{137895}Patch?
{137897}{137980}Hey. I'm supposed|to give you this.
{138364}{138442}- You turn around|and walk right out of here.|- Why?
{138444}{138513}Everything will be delineated|in your letter of dismissal.
{138515}{138579}- Why?|- You don't fit in.
{138580}{138629}There are standards|and codes.
{138631}{138705}You make the patients and everyone else|around you uncomfortable.
{138707}{138801}- I make you uncomfortable.|- Well, you can make this into|a personal issue if you'd like.
{138803}{138879}But the reality is,|you are not cut out to be a physician.
{138880}{138951}- And it is my responsibility--|- Responsibility?
{138952}{139051}You have one responsibility-- to be|a dick-head. How hard can that be?
{139053}{139138}All you have to do is make sure|your head is a dick|and it's attached to your neck.
{139140}{139192}- You leave immediately.|- I wanna see my records.
{139194}{139254}They're confidential.
{139256}{139300}Only the staff--
{139438}{139484}Please,|you have to have permission.
{139486}{139562}You can't just go in there|and take your own file!
{139564}{139610}Your marks are basically perfect.
{139612}{139694}You've gotta be near|the top of the class.
{139696}{139779}Look at this.|"Excessive happiness."
{139780}{139850}- Actually says|you're excessively happy?|- Mm-hmm.
{139852}{139913}And what does that mean?|lsn't that good?
{139915}{140013}- I gotta fight this.|- What can we do?
{140015}{140127}Dean Walcott seems thoroughly committed|to your not ever becoming a doctor.
{140129}{140189}Even Dean Anderson|signed this.
{140232}{140283}Nah, I'm screwed.
{140285}{140332}I like this.
{140360}{140406}You need my help.
{140408}{140464}I prefer to think|I'm using you.
{140490}{140536}- You have one shot.|- Mm-hmm.
{140538}{140609}- You'd have to appeal|to the state medical board.|- How does that work?
{140611}{140682}You claim that a prejudice|and injustice has occurred.
{140684}{140761}- They'll be worried about a suit.|They'll have to investigate.|- Then what?
{140763}{140834}- They'll review your grades,|which is good--|- Mm-hmm.
{140836}{140882}you're almost|top of the class--
{140884}{140930}but mostly your behavior.
{140968}{141029}Do you have any idea|what Walcott has on you?
{141068}{141115}How'd you get these?
{141116}{141184}Don't ask.
{141186}{141281}They can't prevent me|from graduating because of|a personality clash, can they?
{141283}{141337}Hunter, this is a medical institution|you're dealing with.
{141339}{141385}They draw their own law.
{141387}{141463}You'll have to get their focus|on your high marks and off of this.
{141465}{141512}I'm screwed, aren't l?
{141549}{141596}You're almost a doctor.
{141597}{141666}They're a panel of doctors.
{141668}{141757}Just think of them as your peers...|and return these.
{141759}{141803}Yeah.
{141804}{141887}And get a suit.
{142472}{142518}Hunter Adams.
{142576}{142655}You've been accused of|practicing medicine without a license.
{142656}{142711}That's a very|grave charge, son.
{142713}{142823}Are you aware that it's unlawful|to practice medicine without|a medical license?
{142825}{142865}Yes, sir, I am.
{142867}{142959}Are you aware that running a medical|clinic without the proper licensing...
{142960}{143015}can place both you|and the public...
{143016}{143067}in a great deal of danger?
{143068}{143116}Is a home a clinic, sir?
{143117}{143192}If you are admitting patients|and treating them...
{143194}{143253}physical location|is irrelevant.
{143255}{143345}Sir, will you define|treatment for me?
{143347}{143461}Yes. Treatment would be defined|as the care of a patient|seeking medical attention.
{143490}{143569}Have you been treating patients,|Mr. Adams?
{143571}{143642}I live with several people.|They come and go as they please.
{143644}{143691}I offer them|whatever help I can.
{143692}{143742}Mr. Adams...
{143744}{143842}have you or have you not|been treating patients at your ranch?
{143891}{143973}Everyone who comes to the ranch|is a patient, yes.
{144045}{144123}And every person who comes|to the ranch is also a doctor.
{144172}{144225}I'm sorry?
{144227}{144287}Every person who comes|to the ranch is in need...
{144289}{144355}of some form of physical|or mental help.
{144356}{144403}They're patients.
{144404}{144533}But also every person who comes|to the ranch is in charge of|taking care of someone else--
{144535}{144582}whether it's cooking for them,|cleaning them...
{144584}{144653}or even as simple a task|as listening.
{144655}{144701}That makes them doctors.
{144703}{144830}I use that term broadly, but is not a|doctor someone who helps someone else?
{144832}{144931}When did the term "doctor" get|treated with such reverence, as,|"Right this way, Doctor Smith"...
{144932}{145003}or, "Excuse me, Dr. Scholl,|what wonderful footpads"...
{145004}{145093}or, "Pardon me, Dr. Patterson,|but your flatulence has no odor"?
{145159}{145244}At what point in history|did a doctor become more...
{145246}{145347}than a trusted and learned friend|who visited and treated the ill?
{145349}{145425}Now, you ask me if|I've been practicing medicine.
{145427}{145501}Well, if this means opening|your door to those in need--
{145503}{145559}those in pain--
{145561}{145691}caring for them, listening|to them, applying a cold cloth|until a fever breaks--
{145692}{145747}if this is practicing medicine,|if this is treating a patient...
{145749}{145811}then I am guilty|as charged, sir.
{145812}{145899}Did you consider the ramifications|of your actions?
{145900}{145955}What if one of your patients|had died?
{145957}{146013}What's wrong|with death, sir?
{146015}{146074}What are we so mortally|afraid of?
{146076}{146154}Why can't we treat death with|a certain amount of humanity|and dignity and decency...
{146156}{146219}and, God forbid,|maybe even humor?
{146220}{146267}Death is not the enemy,|gentlemen.
{146268}{146339}If we're gonna fight a disease,|let's fight one of the most|terrible diseases of all--
{146340}{146387}indifference.
{146388}{146486}Now, I've sat in your schools and heard|people lecture on transference...
{146488}{146534}and professional distance.
{146536}{146595}Transference|is inevitable, sir.
{146597}{146658}Every human being|has an impact on another.
{146660}{146742}Why don't we want that in|a patient/doctor relationship?
{146744}{146850}That's why I've listened to your|teachings, and I believe they're wrong.
{146852}{146945}A doctor's mission should be|not just to prevent death...
{146947}{146998}but also to improve|the quality of life.
{147000}{147075}That's why you treat a disease,|you win, you lose.
{147077}{147203}You treat a person, I guarantee you,|you win, no matter what the outcome.
{147250}{147334}Now here today, this room|is full of medical students.
{147336}{147448}Don't let them anesthetize you.|Don't let them numb you out|to the miracle of life.
{147450}{147534}Always live in awe of the|glorious mechanism of the human body.
{147536}{147612}Let that be the focus of your studies|and not a quest for grades...
{147614}{147684}which'll give you no idea what kind|of doctor you will become.
{147686}{147736}Please try and address the board.
{147738}{147811}Don't wait till you're on the ward|to get your humanity back.
{147813}{147872}Start your interviewing skills.|Start talking to strangers.
{147874}{147939}Talk to your friends,|Talk to wrong numbers, everyone.
{147940}{148009}- Mr. Adams!|- And cultivate friendships...
{148011}{148090}with those amazing people in the back of|the room-- nurses that could teach you.
{148092}{148167}They've been with people every day.|They wade through blood and shit.
{148168}{148263}They have a wealth of knowledge,|and so do the professors you respect--
{148265}{148319}the ones who are not dead|from the heart up.
{148320}{148413}- Share their compassion.|Let that be contagious.|- Mr. Adams.
{148415}{148473}I demand that you turn|and address the board.
{148475}{148545}Sir, I want to be a doctor|with all my heart.
{148844}{148923}I wanted to become a doctor|so I could serve others...
{148924}{148984}and because of that|I've lost everything...
{148985}{149050}but I've also|gained everything.
{149052}{149151}I've shared the lives of patients|and staff members at the hospital.
{149153}{149224}I've laughed with them.|I've cried with them.
{149256}{149315}This is what I want to do|with my life.
{149375}{149441}And as God is my witness...
{149443}{149501}no matter what your decision|today, sir...
{149503}{149621}I will still become the best damn doctor|the world has ever seen.
{149674}{149747}Now you have the ability|to prevent me from graduating.
{149749}{149850}You can keep me from getting|the title and the white coat.
{149852}{149906}But you can't control|my spirit, gentlemen.
{149908}{149998}You can't keep me from learning.|You can't keep me from studying.
{150000}{150075}So you have a choice-- you could|have me as a professional colleague...
{150076}{150123}passionate...
{150124}{150203}or you can have me as an|outspoken outsider, still adamant.
{150205}{150279}Either way, I'll probably|still be viewed as a thorn.
{150280}{150335}But I promise you one thing.
{150337}{150385}Is that all?
{150440}{150487}I hope not, sir.
{150562}{150614}We will adjourn briefly.
{151711}{151758}Thank you.
{152527}{152568}Hunter Adams.
{152683}{152773}We find your methods|less than appealing.
{152806}{152877}Your appearance and your demeanor|do not reflect...
{152878}{152925}what we believe|is necessary...
{152926}{153000}to earn a patient's trust|and respect.
{153036}{153125}You openly accuse us of adhering|to time-honored practices...
{153127}{153242}that for years have been the backbone|of the entire medical institution.
{153303}{153355}However...
{153357}{153408}we find no fault|in your attempts...
{153409}{153492}to improve the quality of life|around you.
{153522}{153579}We find no fault|in your desire...
{153581}{153652}to expand upon existing|medical practices...
{153654}{153701}and theories.
{153702}{153789}We applaud your love|of the patient.
{153791}{153847}Your grades are among|the highest in your class...
{153849}{153922}and, therefore, we find|no merit in the decision...
{153924}{153993}to block your graduation|from medical school.
{154161}{154272}Now, along with your crass|and disdainful behavior...
{154274}{154350}you carry with you a flame...
{154352}{154398}which one could only hope...
{154400}{154472}would spread through|the medical profession like a brushfire.
{154508}{154554}And, uh, Dean Walcott...
{154556}{154630}in the future,|I think matters like this...
{154632}{154722}could best be solved if you yourself|would practice a little...
{154724}{154800}"excessive happiness."
{155454}{155506}Well, today you go...
{155508}{155595}from being students in a class|to being members of a class--
{155597}{155662}a very select class.
{155664}{155752}You face the future|with your heads held high...
{155753}{155820}because you are now...|doctors.
{156057}{156107}Dr. Michael Ames.
{156241}{156312}Dr. Doris Ackerman
{156401}{156467}Dr. Hunter "Patch" Adams.
{156575}{156627}Yea, Patch!
{156713}{156787}Well, I'm happy to see|you've finally decided to conform.
{156789}{156846}More than you know, sir.
