{1421}{1457}Somebody asked me:
{1463}{1541}"Phil, if you could be anywhere,|where would you be?"
{1547}{1608}I said to him,|"ProbabIy right here...
{1614}{1688}...Elko, Nevada."|Our nation's high at 79 today.
{1695}{1758}In California, they'll have|warm weather tomorrow...
{1764}{1827}...gang wars and some|overpriced real estate.
{1833}{1901}In the Pacific Northwest,|they'll have some...
{1908}{1947}...very, very tall trees.
{1953}{2014}Clear across the Rockies|and Great Plains.
{2020}{2078}But look out, here comes trouble.
{2130}{2155}Oh, boy!
{2169}{2212}Front coming our way!|Look out!
{2223}{2309}What will that mean to us?|One of these big blue things!
{2315}{2408}This cold, frigid arctic air,|this big mass out of the north.
{2430}{2509}It'll meet up with all this|moisture out of the Gulf.
{2515}{2572}They'll mix at high altitudes|and cause snow.
{2589}{2709}It won't hit us here in Pittsburgh.|It'll push off and hit Altoona.
{2714}{2740}Close call!
{2746}{2786}Let's look at the five-day.
{2802}{2873}As you can see, nothing to be|too scared about.
{2885}{2968}Bundle up warm, but you can|leave your galoshes at home.
{2973}{3039}I won't be here at 10:00.|Tomorrow's Groundhog Day.
{3045}{3153}I'll be in Punxsutawney for our|country's oldest Groundhog Festival.
{3159}{3236}According to the legend,|tomorrow, February 2nd...
{3243}{3308}...if the groundhog wakes|and sees his shadow...
{3313}{3364}...we've got six more weeks|of winter.
{3371}{3396}Sounds like fun.
{3402}{3487}You must really enjoy it.|This is your third year in a row.
{3493}{3523}Four, Nan.
{3529}{3552}Four.
{3558}{3586}Thanks, Phil.
{3597}{3704}Next, our entertainment editor|looks at sex and violence in movies.
{3710}{3736}Stay with us.
{3810}{3835}We're clear.
{3841}{3886}Have fun in Punxsutawney.
{3910}{4030}For your information, Hairdo,|a major network is interested in me.
{4036}{4099}That would be the|Home Shopping Network.
{4132}{4196}Thanks, Larry.|Go wait in the van.
{4210}{4270}That was nice, Phil.|"Big trees" !
{4276}{4297}Stop, Kenny.
{4302}{4366}Look, can you handle|the 10:00 or not?
{4374}{4471}If you don't want to rush back,|I can do the 5:00 tomorrow.
{4477}{4548}Stay an extra second in Punxsutawney?|Please!
{4554}{4607}Rita thinks it'd be|a great idea...
{4613}{4694}...to stay for other events.|You'll get incredible footage.
{4700}{4756}The people and the fun.|The excitement!
{4762}{4838}You haven't worked with her yet.|She's really nice.
{4843}{4919}I think she'll be|a really good producer.
{4925}{4983}You guys are going to have fun.
{5038}{5138}She's fun. But not my kind of fun.|I'll be here for the 5:00.
{6628}{6675}Can you keep a secret, Larry?
{6693}{6740}I'm probably leaving PBH.
{6751}{6814}So this will be the last time...
{6822}{6858}...we do the Groundhog together.
{6878}{6942}What's wrong with|the Groundhog Festival?
{6948}{6974}In San Diego...
{6980}{7068}...I covered the swallows returning|to Capistrano for six years.
{7084}{7184}Someone will see me interview|a groundhog and think I have no future.
{7189}{7239}I think it's a nice story.
{7245}{7312}He comes out.|He looks around.
{7317}{7359}He wrinkles up his nose.
{7365}{7456}He sees his shadow or not.|It's nice! People like it!
{7462}{7519}You are new, aren't you?
{7536}{7588}People like blood sausage too.
{7602}{7630}People are morons!
{7645}{7684}Nice attitude.
{7690}{7794}Look in the mirror and see how you|look when you do that groundhog thing.
{7800}{7828}For me? Once?
{7833}{7924}He comes out, and there he|looks at his little shadow.
{7958}{8003}Want some blood sausage?|I have some
{8008}{8054}I like blood sausage.
{9475}{9512}Rita, I can't stay here.
{9549}{9579}Prima donna.
{9595}{9638}-What's the matter?|-I hate this place.
{9643}{9707}I stayed here two years ago.|I was miserable.
{9712}{9775}-I won't stay here.|-You're not staying here.
{9781}{9808}I'm not?
{9832}{9862}Larry's dropping me off.
{9867}{9929}I booked you in|a nice bed and breakfast.
{9955}{9982}Great.
{10004}{10088}I think this is one of the traits|of a good producer.
{10095}{10135}Keep the talent happy.
{10145}{10176}Anything I can do.
{10185}{10243}Would you help me|with my pelvic tilt?
{10289}{10376}Within reason. Want to come|to dinner with Larry and me?
{10393}{10458}No, thank you.|I've seen Larry eat.
{10516}{10581}You get your sleep.|See you in the morning.
{10602}{10635}Don't be late.
{10690}{10750}Did he actually call himseIf|"the taIent"?
{11428}{11511}Campers, rise and shine!|Don't forget your booties
{11517}{11584}-It's cold out there!|-It's cold every day!
{11589}{11644}-Is this Miami Beach?|-Not hardly!
{11650}{11717}Expect hazardous travel|later today with
{11723}{11757}that blizzard thing
{11763}{11838}That blizzard thing|Here's the report
{11844}{11948}The National Weather Service|is calling for a big blizzard thing
{11953}{12020}There's another reason|today's especially exciting
{12025}{12067}Especially cold
{12072}{12131}The big question|on everybody's lips
{12137}{12201}-Their chapped lips|-On their chapped lips
{12206}{12269}Will Phil come out|and see his shadow?
{12275}{12354}-Punxsutawney Phil!|-That's right, woodchuck chuckers!
{12360}{12394}It's Groundhog Day!
{12400}{12473}Get up and chuck me a hog!
{12570}{12598}-Morning!|-Morning.
{12604}{12654}-Off to see the groundhog?|-I am.
{12659}{12709}Think it'll be an early spring?
{12714}{12764}I'm predicting March 21 st.
{12788}{12823}Good guess!
{12834}{12916}I think that actually is|the first day of spring.
{13090}{13186}-Did you sleep well, Mr. Connors?|-I slept alone, Mrs. Lancaster.
{13214}{13246}Like some coffee?
{13252}{13359}Is there any possibility of getting|an espresso or cappuccino?
{13364}{13412}I really don't know....
{13419}{13504}How to spell espresso or cappuccino.|This looks fine.
{13510}{13562}I hope you enjoy the festivities.
{13568}{13646}-I'm sure I will.|-There's talk of a blizzard.
{13660}{13736}We may catch a break and|it will blow right by.
{13742}{13794}The moisture coming|out of the south...
{13800}{13853}...by midday will|push on to the east.
{13858}{13978}At high altitudes it'll crystallize|and give us what we call snow.
{13983}{14074}Our high will get to|about 30 today, teens tonight.
{14079}{14169}Chance of precipitation,|about 20% today, 20% tomorrow.
{14175}{14247}Did you want to talk about|the weather or just chitchat?
{14269}{14294}Chitchat.
{14300}{14337}See you later.
{14422}{14468}Will you be checking out today?
{14473}{14529}Chance of departure today, 100%.
{15073}{15133}Phil Connors!|I thought that was you!
{15138}{15193}How you doing?|Thanks for watching.
{15199}{15307}Don't tell me you don't remember me.|I sure as heckfire remember you.
{15332}{15359}Not a chance.
{15364}{15398}Ned!
{15423}{15465}Ryerson!
{15485}{15527}Needlenose Ned.|Ned the Head.
{15532}{15590}Come on, buddy,|Case Western High!
{15595}{15689}I did the whistling bellybutton|trick at the talent show.
{15695}{15812}Bing! Got the shingles real bad|senior year. Almost didn't graduate.
{15819}{15864}Bing again!
{15869}{15967}I dated your sister a couple times|till you told me not to anymore.
{15972}{16003}Well?
{16023}{16044}Ned Ryerson?
{16050}{16073}Bing!
{16079}{16110}Bing.
{16130}{16200}Did you turn pro with|that bellybutton thing?
{16205}{16238}I sell insurance.
{16244}{16298}-What a shock.|-Do you have insurance?
{16303}{16350}If you do, you could|always use more.
{16355}{16418}Am I right or am I right|or am I right?
{16462}{16533}I would love to stand here|and talk with you.
{16538}{16569}But I'm not going to.
{16575}{16598}See you.
{16604}{16648}That's all right!|I'll walk with you.
{16653}{16723}I see an opportunity,|I charge it like a bull.
{16729}{16773}Ned the Bull, that's me now.
{16779}{16864}I got friends who live and die|by the actuarial tables.
{16870}{16943}I say it's all one big|crapshoot anyhoo.
{16948}{17066}Ever heard of single-premium life?|That could be the ticket for you.
{17072}{17106}Oh, God!
{17112}{17206}It is so good to see you!|What are you doing for dinner?
{17212}{17243}Something eIse.
{17248}{17332}It's been great seeing you,|Needlehead. Take care.
{17432}{17519}Watch out for that first step.|It's a doozy!
{18212}{18238}Phil!
{18243}{18282}Phil, over here!
{18290}{18323}Where have you been?
{18329}{18366}It was horrible.
{18372}{18418}A giant leech got me.
{18430}{18486}You're missing all the fun.|These people are great!
{18492}{18579}Some of them partied all night.|They sing till they get coId.
{18584}{18647}Then they go sit by the fire|and get warm.
{18652}{18710}Then they come back|and sing some more!
{18730}{18773}They're hicks, Rita.
{18794}{18849}So did you sleep okay without me?
{18855}{18897}You tossed and turned, didn't you?
{18902}{18931}You're incredible.
{18939}{18966}Who told you?
{19015}{19045}It's groundhog time.
{19137}{19180}Okay.|On me in three...
{19185}{19226}...two, one.
{19249}{19363}Once a year, the eyes of the nation|turn to this tiny hamlet...
{19369}{19408}...to watch a master at work.
{19414}{19436}The master?
{19442}{19474}Punxsutawney Phil...
{19480}{19559}...the world's most famous weatherman.|The groundhog.
{19565}{19664}Who, as legend has it,|can predict an early spring.
{19670}{19734}The question we have|to ask ourselves is:
{19740}{19788}"Does Phil feel lucky?"
{19839}{19938}Every year, the guy comes with|a big stick and raps on the door.
{19943}{20009}They pull the little rat out,|talk to him.
{20015}{20094}The rat talks back.|Then they tell us when it'll end.
{20248}{20291}Isn't he cute?
{20340}{20422}Do you like the guys|with the prominent upper teeth?
{20674}{20768}This February 2nd, at 7:20|and 30 seconds...
{20773}{20808}...Punxsutawney Phil...
{20814}{20851}...the seer of seers...
{20857}{20928}...prognosticator of prognosticators...
{20935}{20981}...emerged reluctantly...
{20987}{21012}...but alertly...
{21017}{21066}...in Punxsutawney, PA...
{21074}{21136}...and stated in groundhog-ese...
{21142}{21194}..." I definitely see a shadow."
{21263}{21286}Sorry, folks.
{21292}{21354}Six more weeks of winter.
{21485}{21507}On me in three...
{21512}{21552}...two, one.
{21585}{21640}This is one time where|television fails...
{21645}{21714}...to capture the excitement|of a large squirrel...
{21720}{21749}...predicting the weather.
{21755}{21834}I'm grateful to have been here.|From Punxsutawney...
{21840}{21904}...this is Phil Connors.|So long.
{21909}{21961}Want to try it again|without the sarcasm?
{21967}{22028}We got it.|I'm out of here.
{22049}{22089}Prima donnas.
{22394}{22456}Oh, boy.|Take a look at this.
{22483}{22523}What is going on?
{22528}{22623}I don't know. Perhaps that|blizzard we're not supposed to get.
{22630}{22674}This is impossible.
{22720}{22794}Nobody honks this horn but me,|okay, pal?
{23307}{23343}Take it out of here.
{23360}{23411}Commander, what's going on?
{23417}{23468}Nothing.|We're closing the road.
{23474}{23560}-Big blizzard moving in.|-It's a couple of flakes.
{23572}{23630}Don't you listen to the weather?
{23643}{23683}I make the weather.
{23688}{23808}All this moisture from the Gulf|will push off to the east in Altoona.
{23815}{23873}You got that moisture on your head.
{23880}{23926}You can go back to Punxsutawney...
{23942}{24011}...or you can freeze to death.|It's your choice.
{24019}{24068}So, what's it going to be?
{24139}{24167}I'm thinking.
{24182}{24268}Come on, all the long-distance|lines are down?
{24288}{24323}What about the satellite?
{24329}{24375}Is it snowing in space?
{24403}{24507}Don't you keep a line open|for emergencies or celebrities?
{24534}{24615}I'm both.|I'm a celebrity in an emergency.
{24630}{24687}Can you patch me through|on that line?
{24861}{24938}Could I have one more of these|with some booze in it?
{24965}{25003}I like it here.
{25038}{25086}Going to the groundhog dinner?
{25092}{25133}No, I had groundhog for lunch.
{25138}{25193}Wasn't bad.|Tastes like chicken.
{25198}{25220}You two run along.
{25275}{25325}Looking foxy tonight, man.
{25338}{25414}Is your troop selling|cookies again this year?
{25420}{25451}That's so funny.
{25459}{25492}So, what are you doing?
{25505}{25558}I think I'll go back to my room...
{25564}{25649}...take a hot shower|and maybe read Hustler
{25654}{25688}Suit yourself.
{26135}{26161}Yo, mom.
{26167}{26208}Isn't there any hot water?
{26214}{26259}Oh, no, there wouldn't be today.
{26265}{26324}Of course not.|Silly me.
{26329}{26364}Sweet dreams.
{26932}{27007}Campers, rise and shine!|Don't forget your booties
{27013}{27089}-It's cold out there!|-It's cold every day!
{27095}{27139}-Is this Miami Beach?|-Not hardly!
{27145}{27224}Nice going, boys.|You're playing yesterday's tape.
{27230}{27265}with that blizzard thing
{27271}{27335}That blizzard thing?|Here's the report
{27340}{27448}The National Weather Service|is calling for a big blizzard thing
{27453}{27525}There's another reason|today's especially exciting
{27530}{27579}Especially cold
{27585}{27637}The big question|on everybody's lips
{27643}{27704}-Chapped lips.|-Their chapped lips
{27710}{27779}Will Phil come out|and see his shadow?
{27784}{27864}-Punxsutawney Phil!|-That's right, woodchuck chuckers!
{27869}{27902}It's Groundhog Day!
{27907}{27948}Get up and chuck me a hog!
{28073}{28110}What the hell?
{28303}{28373}Morning!|Off to see the groundhog?
{28412}{28454}Think it'll be an early spring?
{28475}{28520}Didn't we do this yesterday?
{28535}{28570}I don't know what you mean.
{28592}{28640}Don't mess with me, Pork Chop!
{28649}{28723}-What day is this?|-It's February 2nd.
{28731}{28766}Groundhog Day.
{28836}{28906}I'm sorry.|I thought it was yesterday.
{29444}{29494}Did you sleep well, Mr. Connors?
{29508}{29549}Did I sleep well?
{29556}{29596}Like some coffee?
{29602}{29666}Yes, please.|I think I'll have a double.
{29673}{29730}I hope you enjoy the festivities.
{29740}{29794}There's talk of a blizzard.
{29858}{29910}Ever have dj vu,|Mrs. Lancaster?
{29916}{29979}I'll check with the kitchen.
{29986}{30031}That's okay.|Thank you.
{30066}{30130}Will you be checking out today?
{30185}{30288}I'd say the chance|of departure is 80 percent.
{30317}{30358}75-80.
{30483}{30518}Excuse me!
{30537}{30591}Excuse me.|Where's everybody going?
{30605}{30640}To Gobbler's Knob.
{30645}{30675}It's Groundhog Day.
{30695}{30753}It's still just once a year,|isn't it?
{31048}{31104}Phil Connors!|I thought that was you!
{31110}{31164}My, oh my, Phil Connors!
{31170}{31264}Don't say you don't remember me.|I sure as heckfire remember you.
{31269}{31329}-Well?|-Ned Ryerson?
{31335}{31415}Bing! First shot|right out of the box!
{31420}{31483}So how's it going, old buddy?
{31490}{31558}I'm not feeling well.|Would you excuse me?
{31564}{31679}It's funny you should mention|your health. Guess what I do now.
{31685}{31733}Do you sell insurance?
{31740}{31808}Bing again!|You are sharp as a tack today!
{31814}{31858}Do you have life insurance?
{31864}{31919}If you do, you couId|always use more.
{31925}{31971}Right! I mean, who couldn't?
{31977}{32009}But you want to know something?
{32015}{32063}I gots a feeling...
{32075}{32109}...you ain't got any.
{32115}{32183}Am I right or am I right|or am I right?
{32188}{32221}I got to go.
{32328}{32423}Watch out for that first step.|It's a doozy!
{32998}{33071}Phil! Over here!
{33123}{33187}-Where have you been?|-Rita. Do me a favour.
{33192}{33267}I need someone to give me a|good, hard slap in the face.
{33307}{33341}How's that?
{33346}{33366}Good!
{33378}{33461}If you need help with the other cheek,|I'm right here.
{33501}{33536}Something's going on.
{33543}{33607}-Are you drunk or something?|-Drunk's more fun.
{33613}{33661}Can I be serious with you|for a minute?
{33666}{33693}Can you?
{33698}{33742}I'm being serious!
{33748}{33844}I'm having a problem.|I may be having a problem.
{33875}{33903}It's groundhog time.
{33908}{33962}See? I knew you'd say that!
{33972}{34009}I really feeI...
{34015}{34049}...weird.
{34055}{34110}Let's just do this.|Then we'll talk.
{34163}{34201}All right, on me in three...
{34213}{34250}...two, one.
{34265}{34306}Well, it's Groundhog Day...
{34312}{34344}...again...
{34350}{34419}...and that must mean we're|up here at Gobbler's Knob...
{34425}{34515}...waiting for the world's most famous|groundhog weatherman...
{34520}{34552}...Punxsutawney Phil...
{34558}{34653}...who's about to tell us how much more|winter to expect.
{34790}{34823}This is a riot!
{34908}{34936}Isn't he cute?
{34963}{35056}This February 2nd, at 7:20|and 30 seconds...
{35070}{35150}...Punxsutawney Phil,|the seer of seers...
{35163}{35224}...prognosticator of prognosticators...
{35236}{35277}...emerged reluctantly...
{35283}{35337}...but alertly in Punxsu
{35397}{35446}Oh, my gosh!
{35508}{35556}I know there's a blizzard.
{35562}{35636}When will the long-distance|lines be repaired?
{35681}{35781}What if there is no tomorrow?|There wasn't one today.
{37150}{37174}Morning!
{37180}{37217}Off to see the groundhog?
{37375}{37425}Did you sleep well, Mr.
{37772}{37821}Phil Connors! I thought
{37858}{37936}Don't say you don't remember me.|I sure as heckfire remember you!
{37941}{37991}It's me, Ned! Ryerson!
{37996}{38056}Needlenose Ned! Ned the Head!
{38160}{38222}Phil! Over here!
{38255}{38326}Can I talk to you?|It's not work-related.
{38331}{38401}-You never talk about work.|-We have to talk.
{38406}{38481}-It's a creative meeting.|-We've got work to do!
{38486}{38544}I don't.|I've already done it twice.
{38550}{38621}When you get finished,|meet me in the diner.
{38680}{38754}-What's that all about?|-I don't know.
{38760}{38798}Prima donnas.
{38884}{38908}More coffee?
{38913}{39005}Just the check, please.|These sticky buns are heaven.
{39010}{39046}Aren't they?
{39079}{39138}Just put that anywhere, pal!
{39143}{39181}Good save!
{39220}{39300}Tell me why you're too sick to work.|It better be good.
{39353}{39446}I'm reliving the same day|over and over.
{39455}{39511}Groundhog Day. Today.
{39525}{39601}Okay. I'm waiting for the punch line.
{39608}{39677}Really! This is the third time!
{39683}{39730}It's like yesterday never happened!
{39741}{39831}I'm racking my brain trying to imagine|why you'd make this up.
{39853}{39917}I'm not making it up.|I'm asking for help!
{39933}{39978}What do you want me to do?
{39983}{40063}I don't know! You're a producer.|Come up with something.
{40068}{40131}You should get|your head examined...
{40137}{40216}...if you expect me to believe|a stupid story like that!
{40223}{40264}Phil? Like the groundhog Phil?
{40272}{40334}Yeah. Like the groundhog Phil.
{40348}{40402}Look out for your shadow, pal!
{40423}{40469}Morons, your bus is leaving!
{40495}{40582}You guys ready? We better go,|to stay ahead of the weather.
{40588}{40697}-Let's talk about it in Pittsburgh.|-I'm not going back to Pittsburgh.
{40704}{40757}-Why not?|-Because of the blizzard!
{40764}{40822}You said it was going|to hit Altoona.
{40827}{40891}I know that's what I said.
{40907}{40956}I think you need help.
{40975}{41049}That's what I've been saying.|I need help.
{41070}{41112}No spots.
{41118}{41177}No clots, no tumours.
{41183}{41216}No lesions.
{41221}{41259}No aneurisms.
{41265}{41302}At least none that I can see.
{41308}{41401}If you want a CAT scan or an MRI,|you'll have to go into Pittsburgh.
{41406}{41459}I can't go into Pittsburgh.
{41465}{41551}-Why can't you go into Pittsburgh?|-I told you, there's a blizzard.
{41556}{41586}Right. The blizzard!
{41592}{41656}You know what you may need,|Mr. Connors?
{41675}{41707}A biopsy.
{41718}{41761}A psychiatrist.
{41801}{41862}That's an unusual problem...
{41868}{41894}...Mr. Connors.
{41938}{42050}Most of my work is with couples,|families. I have an alcoholic now.
{42106}{42148}You went to college, right?
{42153}{42209}It wasn't veterinary|psychology, was it?
{42215}{42286}Didn't you take a course that|covered this stuff?
{42291}{42351}Sort of, I guess.
{42391}{42433}Abnormal psychology.
{42443}{42490}So...
{42517}{42548}...what do I do?
{42568}{42600}We should meet again.
{42623}{42671}How's tomorrow for you?
{42737}{42770}Is that not good?
{43030}{43097}I was in the Virgin Islands once.
{43103}{43151}I met a girl.
{43156}{43187}We ate lobster.
{43193}{43241}Drank pia coladas.
{43247}{43308}At sunset, we made love|like sea otters.
{43400}{43456}That was a pretty good day.
{43462}{43506}Why couldn't I get that day...
{43511}{43538}...over...
{43543}{43596}...and over and over?
{43603}{43696}Some guys would look|at this glass and say:
{43701}{43736}"That glass is half empty."
{43742}{43833}Other guys would say,|"That glass is half full."
{43839}{43919}I peg you as a "glass is half empty"|kind of guy. Right?
{43967}{44047}What would you do if you were|stuck in one place...
{44053}{44147}...and every day was exactly the same,|and nothing you did mattered?
{44209}{44275}That about sums it up for me.
{44457}{44481}Good luck.
{44487}{44521}I'll drop you off.
{44573}{44626}This thing sticks a little bit.
{44632}{44668}You got to jiggle it
{44674}{44726}Come on up here, pal.
{44731}{44790}Give me your keys, pal.|Give me the keys.
{44795}{44861}Friends don't let friends drive, right?|Stand up here.
{44866}{44937}Take a deep breath. You feel okay?
{44943}{44976}You're all right.
{45132}{45196}You want to throw up here|or in the car?
{45205}{45266}I think, both.
{45534}{45581}I don't think I should drive.
{45587}{45632}I don't either.
{45638}{45671}Watch your head.
{45676}{45752}Watch your knees.|Don't break anything.
{45758}{45809}Let's not forget seat belts.
{45856}{45931}Who else could go for some|flapjacks right now?
{46057}{46098}Let me ask you a question.
{46104}{46125}Shoot.
{46161}{46209}What if there were no tomorrow?
{46222}{46301}No tomorrow? That means there'd be|no consequences...
{46307}{46344}...no hangovers.
{46350}{46409}We could do whatever we wanted!
{46443}{46476}That's true.
{46481}{46556}We could do whatever we want.
{46690}{46775}If we wanted to hit mailboxes|we could let Ralph drive!
{46938}{46976}They want you to stop.
{46981}{47003}Hang on!
{47141}{47189}It's the same thing|your whole life.
{47200}{47270}"Clean up your room! Stand up|straight! Pick up your feet!
{47281}{47318}Take it like a man!
{47323}{47363}Be nice to your sister!
{47383}{47443}Don't mix beer and wine, ever!
{47486}{47539}Don't drive on the railroad tracks!"
{47577}{47608}That's one I agree with.
{47838}{47889}I don't know, Gus.
{47895}{47961}Sometimes I think you just have to...
{47967}{48024}...take the big chances.
{48034}{48086}This is the police! Pull over now!
{48119}{48172}We're talking in here!
{48296}{48342}I bet he swerves first.
{48683}{48762}I'm not going to live by|their ruIes anymore!
{48767}{48806}I noticed that.
{48811}{48872}You make choices|and you live with them.
{49225}{49249}My knee!
{49318}{49361}Let me handle this.
{49423}{49489}Three cheeseburgers,|two large fries...
{49495}{49543}...two chocolate shakes|and one large Coke.
{49550}{49596}And some flapjacks!
{49602}{49646}Too early for flapjacks?
{49971}{50002}Yes!
{50031}{50071}Rise and shine, campers!
{50077}{50149}Don't forget your booties!|It's cold out there today!
{50155}{50188}It's coId every day.
{50194}{50268}What is this, Miami Beach?|Not hardly!
{50378}{50412}Slept like a baby.
{50418}{50466}I'd love some of your coffee.
{50472}{50515}-I hope|-Flurries moving in later...
{50520}{50572}...but the blizzard's going to hit|outside of town.
{50578}{50602}Mrs. Lancaster?
{50608}{50663}Was anybody looking for me|here this morning?
{50669}{50751}Perhaps a state official?|Maybe a blue hat, gun, nightstick?
{50756}{50826}No, no one like that!|Will there be?
{50831}{50871}Apparently not.
{50922}{51003}Will you hold my room for me?|I'm staying an extra day.
{51143}{51191}Catch you tomorrow, pops.
{51323}{51376}-Phil Connors!|-Ned?
{52126}{52208}I like to see a man of advancing years|throw caution to the wind.
{52213}{52268}It's inspiring, in a way.
{52287}{52346}My years are not advancing|as fast as you think.
{52362}{52382}More coffee?
{52398}{52426}Keep it coming.
{52434}{52461}Sure thing.
{52505}{52562}Just put that anywhere, pal!
{52571}{52601}Good save!
{52651}{52741}Don't you worry about cholesterol,|lung cancer, love handles?
{52797}{52838}I don't worry anymore.
{52849}{52904}What makes you special?|Everybody worries.
{52915}{52978}That's exactly what makes me|so special.
{52983}{53026}I don't even have to floss.
{53261}{53282}What?
{53328}{53416}"The wretch, concentred all in self"
{53426}{53482}"Living, shall forfeit fair renown"
{53492}{53562}"And doubly dying, shall go down"
{53567}{53639}"To the vile dust from whence he sprung"
{53645}{53678}"Unwept..."
{53683}{53742}"...unhonoured and unsung"
{53757}{53806}Sir Walter Scott.
{53881}{53915}You don't like poetry?
{53933}{53966}I love poetry!
{53971}{54046}I just thought that was Willard Scott.|I was confused.
{54058}{54117}You think I act like this|because I'm egocentric?
{54123}{54199}You are egocentric.|It's your defining characteristic.
{54253}{54341}You guys ready? We better go,|to stay ahead of the weather.
{54346}{54367}Thanks, Larry.
{54373}{54426}Would you like a doggie bag?
{54437}{54471}I'll stay and finish.
{54476}{54531}I thought you hated this town.
{54536}{54581}It's beginning to grow on me.
{54613}{54644}Larry, quit staring.
{54652}{54721}-These are excellent.|-Bon apptit
{54972}{55026}You see the groundhog|this morning?
{55066}{55106}I never miss it.
{55113}{55151}What's your name?
{55196}{55246}Nancy Taylor. And you are?
{55251}{55312}-What high school did you go to?|-What?
{55317}{55342}High school.
{55375}{55437}Lincoln, in Pittsburgh.|Who are you?
{55442}{55519}Who was your 12th grade|English teacher?
{55525}{55558}Are you kidding?
{55564}{55617}In 12th grade,|your English teacher was
{55622}{55668}Mrs. Walsh.
{55673}{55746}Nancy. Lincoln. Walsh.
{55762}{55811}Thanks very much.
{56173}{56211}Nancy?
{56232}{56291}Nancy Taylor!
{56303}{56356}Lincoln High School!
{56366}{56446}I sat next to you in|Mrs. Walsh's English class!
{56457}{56536}-I'm sorry.|-Phil Connors!
{56568}{56626}-That's amazing!|-You don't remember me?
{56693}{56730}I asked you to the prom.
{56760}{56802}Phil Connors?
{56815}{56868}I was short and I've sprouted.
{56975}{57015}How are you?
{57032}{57057}Great.
{57063}{57104}You look terrific!
{57111}{57187}You look very, very terrific!
{57223}{57281}Listen, I got to go do this report.
{57286}{57316}Are you a reporter?
{57321}{57381}A weatherman with|Channel 9, Pittsburgh.
{57387}{57433}I should have known! That's great!
{57440}{57480}But maybe later we could....
{57485}{57515}Yeah, whatever!
{57523}{57563}Stay right here.
{57573}{57649}Promise me?|I'll be right back. Wish me luck!
{57655}{57696}Good luck!
{58125}{58156}Oh, Phil.
{58181}{58214}Oh, Rita.
{58307}{58336}Who's Rita?
{58348}{58386}How should I know?
{58393}{58454}What is this,|some kind of one-night stand?
{58460}{58507}On the contrary, Nancy...
{58513}{58591}...I love you.|I've always loved you.
{58610}{58670}This is going to seem sudden but...
{58703}{58751}...Nancy, will you be my wife?
{58916}{58951}Rita.
{58971}{59031}-Nancy.|-Whatever.
{59138}{59191}A gust of wind.
{59237}{59276}A dog barks.
{59308}{59343}Cue the truck.
{59528}{59557}Exit Herman.
{59574}{59619}Walk on to the bank.
{59625}{59722}Exit Felix, and stand there with a|not-so-bright look on your face.
{59768}{59816}All right, Doris. Come on.
{59832}{59902}Fix your bra, honey.|That's better.
{59926}{59960}Felix!
{59966}{60000}How you doing, Doris?
{60005}{60067}Can I have a roll of quarters?
{60096}{60207}Ten...nine...eight...
{60224}{60256}...car...
{60261}{60335}...six...five...
{60341}{60392}...quarters...
{60401}{60487}...three...two....
{60674}{60702}Felix?
{60707}{60793}-Did I bring out two bags or one?|-I don't know.
{61447}{61508}I thought we were going|to a costume party.
{61514}{61583}It's like I said, I love this film.
{61589}{61642}I've seen it over 100 times.
{61648}{61672}Phil!
{61678}{61708}Told you...
{61714}{61768}...call me "Bronco."
{61774}{61817}Sorry, Bronco.
{61847}{61887}Hi, Nancy.
{61988}{62035}My own fiance...
{62041}{62092}...doesn't remember me.
{62167}{62228}That'll be one adult and
{62234}{62312}-Two adults.|-Two adults, I guess.
{62379}{62502}groundhog who, as legend has it,|can predict an early spring
{62507}{62573}The question we have|to ask ourselves today is
{62579}{62626}"Does Phil feel lucky?"
{62631}{62698}Rita, if you only|had one day to live...
{62704}{62743}...what would you do?
{62749}{62810}I don't know.|What are you dying of?
{62816}{62923}No, the whole world|is about to explode.
{62928}{62952}What do you do?
{62958}{63013}I want to know|where to put the camera.
{63018}{63078}What are you looking for?|A date for the weekend?
{63084}{63152}No, I'm just interested in you.
{63158}{63212}What do you want?|What do you like?
{63217}{63262}What do you think about?
{63268}{63323}What kind of men|are you interested in?
{63328}{63372}What do you do for fun?
{63388}{63466}Are you trying to|make me look like a fool?
{63471}{63572}I'm trying to talk like normal people.|Isn't this how they talk?
{63577}{63633}-Close.|-Okay, so talk to me.
{63639}{63692}Let me buy you a cup of coffee.
{63747}{63768}And a doughnut.
{63773}{63812}All right.
{63869}{63917}So what do you want out of life?
{63963}{64017}I guess I want what everybody wants.
{64022}{64107}Career, love, marriage, children.
{64117}{64152}Are you seeing anyone?
{64164}{64276}This is getting too personal.|I'm not ready to share this with you.
{64304}{64358}How about you?|What do you want?
{64386}{64465}What I really want|is someone like you.
{64471}{64502}Oh, please!
{64508}{64560}Why not? What are you looking for?
{64566}{64598}Who's your perfect guy?
{64631}{64727}First of all, he's too humble|to know he's perfect.
{64759}{64792}That's me!
{64798}{64878}He's intelligent,|supportive, funny....
{64884}{64937}Intelligent, supportive, funny.
{64943}{65023}Me, me, me.
{65029}{65096}He's romantic and courageous.
{65102}{65132}Me also.
{65146}{65232}He's got a good body but doesn't|have to look in the mirror often.
{65248}{65364}I have a great body, and sometimes|I go months without looking.
{65424}{65508}He's kind, sensitive and gentle.
{65521}{65565}He's not afraid to cry.
{65571}{65633}This is a man|we're talking about, right?
{65639}{65758}He likes animals, children,|and he'll change poopy diapers.
{65764}{65821}Does he have to use the word "poopy" ?
{65858}{65941}He plays an instrument,|and he loves his mother.
{65971}{66037}I am really close on this one.
{66056}{66122}Really, really close.
{66229}{66267}It's Phil Connors!
{66272}{66303}Hello.
{66308}{66352}Thanks for watching.
{66662}{66738}What are the chances|of getting out today?
{66744}{66798}Van won't start.|Larry's working on it.
{66804}{66838}Wouldn't you know it?
{66844}{66887}Can I buy you a drink?
{66950}{67014}Jim Beam, ice, water.
{67034}{67061}For you, miss?
{67072}{67152}Sweet vermouth on the rocks|with a twist, please.
{67279}{67333}What are the chances|of getting out today?
{67339}{67397}Van won't start.|Larry's working on it.
{67403}{67442}Wouldn't you know it?
{67447}{67492}Can I buy you a drink?
{67561}{67626}Sweet vermouth, rocks,|with a twist, please.
{67631}{67652}For you, miss?
{67661}{67697}The same.
{67717}{67757}That's my favourite drink.
{67763}{67805}Mine too!
{67811}{67848}It makes me think of Rome.
{67854}{67932}The way the sun hits|the buildings in the afternoon.
{67974}{68022}What should we drink to?
{68052}{68098}To the groundhog!
{68104}{68167}I always drink to world peace.
{68381}{68427}Can I buy you a drink?
{68497}{68570}Sweet vermouth, rocks,|with a twist, pIease.
{68586}{68627}For you, miss?
{68633}{68673}The same.
{68688}{68723}That's my favourite drink.
{68729}{68767}Mine too!
{68796}{68850}It makes me think of Rome.
{68856}{68947}The way the sun hits|the buildings in the afternoon.
{68973}{69017}What should we drink to?
{69066}{69142}I'd like to say a prayer|and drink to world peace.
{69189}{69232}To world peace.
{69473}{69553}-This is wonderful!|-See? Didn't I tell you?
{69558}{69607}How do you know so much|about Punxsutawney?
{69612}{69670}I spent a lot of time here.
{69676}{69725}Small-town people are|more real, down-to-earth.
{69731}{69788}-That's how I feel!|-Really?
{69793}{69868}-Some white chocolate?|-Yuck, don't make me sick.
{69874}{69902}No white chocolate.
{69907}{69977}There is something|so familiar about this.
{69983}{70033}Do you ever have dj vu?
{70039}{70092}Didn't you just ask me that?
{70187}{70273}People place too much|emphasis on their careers.
{70278}{70354}I wish we could all live|in the mountains.
{70359}{70420}That's where I see myself|in five years.
{70426}{70448}How about you?
{70454}{70522}I agree. I just like|to go with the flow.
{70527}{70577}See where it leads me.
{70583}{70627}Well, it's led you here.
{70669}{70757}It's about a million miles|from where I started in college.
{70763}{70847}You weren't in broadcasting|or journalism?
{70873}{70972}Believe it or not, I studied|19th-century French poetry.
{70979}{71017}What a waste of time!
{71022}{71093}I mean, for someone else|that'd be a total waste.
{71099}{71148}So bold of you to choose that.
{71154}{71242}It's incredible.|You must be a very strong person.
{71284}{71368}People place too much|emphasis on their careers.
{71374}{71483}I wish we could all|live in the mountains.
{71489}{71543}That's where I see myself|in five years.
{71548}{71572}How about you?
{71578}{71672}I agree. I like to go|with the flow, see what happens.
{71678}{71733}Well, it's gotten you here.
{71746}{71823}It's a million miles|from where I started in college.
{71829}{71912}You weren't in broadcasting|or journalism or anything like that?
{71939}{72037}Believe it or not, I studied|19th-century French poetry.
{72443}{72474}You speak French!
{72614}{72678}I haven't done this since I was a kid.
{72684}{72727}Me neither. It's fun!
{72738}{72759}Clean fun.
{72828}{72912}I hope one day I can do this|with my own children.
{72994}{73048}Where'd you get that?
{73054}{73117}Well, I went over|to the snowman shop.
{73161}{73198}Hey, an assassin!
{73209}{73247}I'll protect you!
{73259}{73325}I shall die for you.|You shall not take her!
{73330}{73361}Find cover!
{73417}{73473}I'm getting some good ones.
{73478}{73547}That's a boy! Good try.
{73552}{73592}Help me!
{74934}{74962}What?
{74968}{75065}I'm just amazed,|and I'm not easily amazed.
{75071}{75105}About what?
{75111}{75177}How you can start a day with one|kind of expectation...
{75182}{75232}...and end up|so completely different.
{75266}{75342}Do you like the way|this day is turning out?
{75347}{75405}I like it very much.
{75411}{75495}It's a perfect day.|You couldn't plan a day like this.
{75501}{75531}Well, you can.
{75536}{75608}It just takes an awful lot of work.
{75614}{75667}Come in.|I want to show you something.
{75672}{75727}-I don't think I should.|-I agree.
{75733}{75837}That's why I want to show you one thing,|then kick you right out.
{76033}{76087}It's just lovely.
{76336}{76402}Would you like to sit|and stare at the fake fire?
{76514}{76567}It's a really wonderful room.
{76573}{76617}It is now.
{76783}{76842}I don't think we should do this.
{76848}{76887}I don't either.
{76952}{77017}On second thought,|I think we should.
{77037}{77113}It's the perfect end|to a perfect day.
{77127}{77197}Well, it's a little fast for me.
{77203}{77237}Me too.
{77248}{77302}Maybe I should go.
{77307}{77353}Where would you go?
{77359}{77392}Why?
{77397}{77452}We've got a perfect fire.
{77459}{77532}I've got some French poetry here.|Baudelaire....
{77569}{77605}I will read to you.
{77623}{77722}I've got some ice cream on|the windowsill. Hold on a minute.
{77857}{77882}Rocky road.
{77888}{77925}I love rocky road.
{77931}{77977}Yeah, I thought so.
{77984}{78025}You have to stay.
{78031}{78122}No, really, I'm tired.|We can see each other tomorrow.
{78128}{78218}No, tonight.|It's got to be tonight.
{78223}{78292}No, Phil, really.
{78314}{78392}Just stay for a while and|if you like it, stay longer.
{78397}{78448}And if you like that, stay longer.
{78453}{78498}Let's not spoil it, okay?
{78504}{78562}I don't want to spoil it either.
{78567}{78637}You know I can't stay with you.
{78643}{78717}Why not? I love you.
{78766}{78817}You love me?
{78823}{78922}-You don't even know me.|-I know you.
{78959}{79030}Oh, no. I can't believe|I fell for this!
{79036}{79093}This whole day has been|one long setup.
{79099}{79122}No, it hasn't.
{79128}{79194}And I hate fudge. Yuck!
{79201}{79250}No white chocolate, no fudge.
{79264}{79346}What are you doing?|Are you making some kind of list?
{79351}{79428}Did you call my friends|and ask them what I like?
{79434}{79518}-Is this what love is for you?|-This is real. This is love.
{79523}{79558}Stop saying that!
{79573}{79610}You must be crazy.
{79616}{79705}I could never love you because|you'll never love anyone but yourself.
{79718}{79804}I don't even like myself.|Give me another chance.
{79844}{79907}That's for making me|care about you.
{80074}{80133}I haven't done this|since I was a kid.
{80139}{80163}It's fun!
{80168}{80272}And good, clean fun too.|That's what's missing in the world.
{80278}{80343}I can't wait to do this|with my own children.
{80348}{80385}I want lots of kids!
{80391}{80483}I want to adopt, I want my own kids,|I want to have foster kids.
{80489}{80543}I got this at Snowman City.
{80549}{80617}Hey! Some kid just|threw a snowball at us.
{80623}{80691}Come here! Let's have some fun!
{80744}{80811}I wish these were my own kids.
{80874}{80937}Are any of you up for adoption?
{80954}{81012}Here's a humdinger over here!
{81018}{81067}Wasn't that great?
{81269}{81308}Stop it!
{82382}{82430}Phil! Over here!
{82487}{82550}Where have you been?|You're missing the fun.
{82556}{82601}Phil, you look terrible.
{82617}{82677}What happened? Rough night?
{83114}{83154}Okay, campers.
{83164}{83208}Rise and shine.
{83254}{83342}Don't forget your booties,|because it's cold out there.
{83364}{83422}It's cold out there every day.
{83439}{83531}This country's largest lake,|Chapala, is located near Guadalajara
{83559}{83585}What is Mexico?
{83590}{83615}What is Mexico?
{83623}{83667}-Correct|-Lakes and Rivers, 400
{83673}{83737}Seneca is the largest|of these lakes
{83753}{83789}What are the Finger Lakes?
{83794}{83865}-What are the Finger Lakes?|-Correct
{83870}{83970}-This lake in Bolivia--|-What is Titicaca?
{83976}{84018}-What is Titicaca?|-Correct
{84023}{84046}For 1,000.
{84051}{84097}-Milky-coloured|-The Rhone.
{84103}{84142}when entering Lake Geneva
{84148}{84209}this river is|clear blue upon exiting
{84214}{84237}-Jim?|-The Rhone
{84243}{84275}Good for $1,000
{84281}{84339}You're $500 off the lead right now
{84406}{84446}This is pitifuI.
{84454}{84488}A thousand peopIe...
{84494}{84566}...freezing their butts off,|waiting to worship a rat.
{84571}{84609}What a hype.
{84625}{84722}They used to pull the hog out,|and they used to eat it.
{84727}{84802}You're hypocrites! All of you!
{84857}{84894}You got a problem, Larry?
{84929}{84949}Untie your tongue.
{84954}{85011}Come here and talk.|Am I upsetting you...
{85016}{85045}...princess?
{85050}{85093}You want a prediction|about the weather?
{85099}{85163}You're asking the wrong Phil.
{85169}{85233}I'll give you a winter prediction.
{85239}{85288}It's going to be cold.
{85294}{85347}It's going to be gray.
{85352}{85467}And it's going to last you|for the rest of your life.
{86302}{86392}Once again the eyes of the nation|have turned here...
{86404}{86482}...to this tiny village|in Western Pennsylvania.
{86487}{86557}There is no way that this winter...
{86563}{86632}...is ever going to end...
{86637}{86732}...as long as this groundhog|keeps seeing his shadow.
{86738}{86783}I don't see any other way out.
{86802}{86847}He's got to be stopped.
{86883}{86916}And I have to stop it.
{86977}{86997}Real good, Phil.
{87003}{87033}Real good.
{87071}{87109}He's out of his gourd.
{87221}{87302}I'm worried. There's something|really wrong with Phil.
{87308}{87372}There's a lot of things|wrong with Phil.
{87424}{87454}Hi, Phil.
{87464}{87515}I've come to the end of me.
{87521}{87572}There's no way out now.
{87607}{87687}Just remember, we had|a beautiful day together once.
{87769}{87803}All right, little fellow.
{87809}{87890}Good job. He just smiled at me!|Did you see that?
{87896}{87932}I believe he did.
{87954}{88022}Okay, little fellow.|There you go.
{88070}{88127}Hi, there. Something I can|do you for?
{88189}{88235}Hey! What are you doing?
{88349}{88398}Get the word out.|Somebody kidnapped Phil!
{88407}{88439}We are going after him!
{88599}{88657}Why would anybody steal a groundhog?
{88668}{88712}I could think of reasons.
{88717}{88740}Pervert.
{89364}{89407}He must have just snapped!
{89412}{89444}This ought to be good.
{89501}{89531}What is he doing?
{89536}{89573}What can he be thinking?
{89589}{89627}Not bad for a quadruped.
{89633}{89727}Check your mirrors. Side of your eye.|Side of your eye.
{89872}{89908}That's it.
{89914}{89987}Hey, they're chasing us!|Come on, make it fun.
{90184}{90212}Don't drive angry.
{90217}{90246}Don't drive angry.
{90726}{90795}There's no way out|except the way we came in!
{90801}{90836}We got him now!
{91299}{91328}What is he doing?
{91334}{91358}I don't know.
{91462}{91529}If you got to shoot,|don't hit the groundhog.
{91644}{91686}Mustn't keep them waiting.
{91766}{91798}It's showtime.
{91951}{91982}On me in three...
{92033}{92053}...two...
{92099}{92122}...one.
{92453}{92478}Phil!
{92534}{92567}He might be okay.
{92678}{92739}Well, no. Probably not now.
{93114}{93144}Nuts.
{93334}{93404}Did you sleep well, Mr. Connors?
{93429}{93469}Would you like...
{93484}{93518}...some toast?
{93958}{94008}Oh, my God!
{94789}{94822}That's him.
{94898}{94980}He was a really, really great guy.
{94986}{95027}I really, really liked him...
{95037}{95062}...a lot.
{95238}{95286}I'm sorry?|What was that again?
{95296}{95362}-I'm a god.|-You're God?
{95367}{95445}I'm a god. I'm not the god,|I don't think.
{95459}{95510}Because you survived a car wreck?
{95515}{95543}You folks ready to order?
{95549}{95626}I didn't just survive a wreck.|I wasn't just blown up.
{95636}{95698}I have been stabbed,|shot, poisoned...
{95703}{95783}...frozen, hung, electrocuted|and burned.
{95788}{95820}Oh, really.
{95826}{95927}Every morning I wake up without a|scratch, not a dent in the fender.
{95944}{95970}I am an immortal.
{95975}{96038}Special today is blueberry waffles.
{96043}{96087}Why are you telling me this?
{96094}{96145}Because I want you to believe in me.
{96150}{96182}You are not a god.
{96187}{96269}Take my word. It's 12 years|of Catholic school talking.
{96282}{96329}I can come back if you're not ready.
{96334}{96382}How do you know I'm not a god?
{96387}{96417}Please.
{96423}{96479}-How do you know?|-It's not possible.
{96484}{96526}I'll come back.
{96534}{96564}Doris.
{96646}{96708}This is Doris.|Her brother-in-law owns this diner.
{96714}{96802}She's worked here since she was 17.|She wants to see Paris...
{96807}{96836}...before she dies.
{96841}{96864}Boy, would I!
{96869}{96933}-What are you doing?|-Debbie and her fianc.
{96939}{96969}Do I know you?
{96974}{97043}They're supposed to get married.|She's having second thoughts.
{97049}{97077}What?
{97083}{97110}Lovely ring.
{97116}{97232}Bill's been a waiter three years,|since he left Penn State to work.
{97238}{97312}He likes the town,|paints toy soldiers, and he's gay.
{97317}{97342}I am.
{97357}{97423}Gus hates it here,|wishes he'd stayed in the Navy.
{97429}{97490}I could've retired|on half pay after 20 years.
{97496}{97540}Excuse me. Is this a trick?
{97546}{97638}Maybe the real God uses tricks.|Maybe he's not omnipotent...
{97644}{97690}...he just knows everything.
{97696}{97728}-Who's that?|-Tom.
{97734}{97782}He worked in the coal mine|till it closed.
{97787}{97815}-And her?|-Alice.
{97821}{97882}Came from Ireland when she|was a baby. Lived in Erie.
{97888}{97908}He's right.
{97913}{97947}-And her?|-Nancy.
{97953}{98048}Works in a shop, makes noises like|a chipmunk when she gets excited.
{98054}{98095}-It's true.|-How do you know this?
{98101}{98142}I told you, I know everything.
{98148}{98217}In five seconds, a waiter|will drop a tray.
{98222}{98288}-Five, four, three, two, one.|-This is nuts.
{98344}{98402}-Okay?|-Okay, that's enough.
{98427}{98480}What about me?|Do you know me too?
{98486}{98587}I know all about you. You hope|for more than Channel 9 Pittsburgh.
{98592}{98650}Well, everyone knows that.
{98659}{98721}You like boats but not the ocean.
{98731}{98812}You go to a lake in the summer|with your family.
{98818}{98912}There's a dock and a boathouse|with boards missing from the roof...
{98929}{98999}...and a place you used to|crawl underneath to be alone.
{99014}{99092}You're a sucker for|French poetry and rhinestones.
{99109}{99143}You're very generous.
{99149}{99209}You're kind to strangers|and children.
{99222}{99290}When you stand in the snow|you look like an angel.
{99301}{99338}How are you doing this?
{99364}{99435}I told you. I wake up every day.
{99441}{99481}Right here.
{99486}{99568}Right in Punxsutawney.|And it's always February 2nd.
{99592}{99652}And there's nothing|I can do about it.
{99669}{99743}If you still can't believe me, listen:
{99749}{99797}In 10 seconds...
{99809}{99892}...Larry is going to come|and take you away from me.
{99898}{99942}But you can't let him.
{99966}{100039}Please believe me.|You've got to believe me.
{100161}{100257}You guys ready? We better go,|to stay ahead of the weather.
{100272}{100302}What's that?
{100324}{100382}"to stay ahead of the weather."
{100514}{100612}Maybe it really is happening.|How else could you know so much?
{100617}{100677}There is no way.|I'm not that smart.
{100704}{100758}Maybe I should|spend the day with you...
{100764}{100847}...as an objective witness,|just to see what happens.
{100853}{100912}This sounds like a science project.
{100939}{100968}Concentrate.
{100974}{101017}You got to want it.
{101028}{101078}You got to want it, Rita.
{101089}{101182}Come on. It's more|in the wrist than the fingers.
{101381}{101425}Be the hat. Come on, go.
{101431}{101502}-It'd take me a year to get good.|-Six months.
{101508}{101586}Four to five hours a day,|and you'd be an expert.
{101598}{101685}-Is this what you do with eternity?|-Now you know.
{101719}{101768}That's not the worst part.
{101774}{101808}What's the worst part?
{101814}{101862}The worst part is that...
{101867}{101928}...tomorrow you'll have|forgotten all about this...
{101934}{101987}...and you'll treat me|like a jerk again.
{102014}{102049}I am a jerk.
{102054}{102098}No, you're not.
{102107}{102215}It doesn't make any difference.|I've killed myself so many times...
{102221}{102262}...I don't even exist anymore.
{102276}{102342}Sometimes I wish I had|a thousand lifetimes.
{102356}{102428}I don't know.|Maybe it's not a curse.
{102434}{102497}It just depends|on how you look at it.
{102534}{102587}Gosh, you're an upbeat lady!
{102666}{102742}I want you to know it's been|a really nice day for me.
{102748}{102769}Me too.
{102774}{102803}And maybe...
{102809}{102897}...if it's not too boring,|we can do it again sometime.
{102903}{102937}I hope so.
{103229}{103272}You're still here?
{103329}{103397}I thought you were supposed|to disappear. Or I was.
{103403}{103443}Not until 6.
{103464}{103498}You rat!
{103504}{103548}I never said midnight.
{103556}{103615}You knew I was waiting for midnight.
{103634}{103668}Are you going to leave?
{103759}{103786}Good.
{104042}{104082}I'm sorry.
{104118}{104172}It's all right.|You can fall asleep.
{104196}{104252}I promise I won't touch you.
{104269}{104299}Much.
{104331}{104397}It's all right. I'm not tired.
{104417}{104457}What were you saying?
{104491}{104570}I think the last thing|that you heard was...
{104576}{104640}...only God could make a tree.
{104646}{104672}Really?
{105587}{105642}What I wanted to say was...
{105684}{105735}...I think you are the kindest...
{105741}{105802}...sweetest, prettiest person...
{105814}{105862}...I've ever met in my life.
{105899}{105952}I've never seen anyone...
{105967}{106027}...that's nicer to people|than you are.
{106338}{106387}And the first time I saw you...
{106413}{106467}...something happened to me.
{106497}{106548}I never told you...
{106629}{106687}...but I knew I wanted|to hold you...
{106692}{106737}...as hard as I could.
{107048}{107107}I don't deserve someone like you.
{107199}{107242}But if I ever could...
{107277}{107327}...I swear I would love you...
{107336}{107387}...for the rest of my life.
{107497}{107542}Did you say something?
{107679}{107717}Good night, Rita.
{107746}{107784}Good night, Phil.
{108382}{108462}Campers, rise and shine!|Don't forget your booties
{108467}{108540}-It's cold out there!|-It's cold every day
{108545}{108600}-Is this Miami Beach?|-Not hardly!
{109449}{109508}Who wants coffee?|Get it while it's hot.
{109529}{109557}Thanks, Phil.
{109562}{109582}Larry?
{109588}{109638}Skim milk, two sugar.
{109644}{109676}Thanks, Phil.
{109681}{109709}Pastry?
{109715}{109743}We're setting up.
{109748}{109791}Pastry, Larry?|Take your pick.
{109821}{109870}Thanks. Raspberry. Great.
{109882}{109958}I talked with Buster Green,|the head groundhog honcho.
{109964}{110031}He said if we set up here|we'll get a better shot.
{110042}{110096}-What do you think?|-Sounds good.
{110104}{110133}Larry?
{110164}{110210}Yeah. Let's go for it.
{110216}{110241}Good work, Phil.
{110257}{110337}Maybe we'll get lucky.|Let me give you a hand.
{110372}{110442}No, no. You got your coffee.|I'll get it.
{110473}{110518}We never talk.|Do you have kids?
{111352}{111396}I'd like a piano lesson.
{111404}{111499}I'm with a student. But if you|want to come back tomorrow
{111504}{111582}I kind of want to get started.|I can give you $1,000.
{111648}{111670}Come on in.
{112139}{112188}Morning!|Off to see the groundhog?
{112193}{112242}Buon giorno, signore!
{112266}{112325}Think it'll be an early spring?
{112331}{112388}"Winter, slumbering in the open air"
{112394}{112433}"Wears on his smiling face..."
{112439}{112492}"...a dream of spring"
{112498}{112523}Ciao!
{112554}{112583}Ciao!
{113497}{113527}How does she look?
{113534}{113560}Great.
{113572}{113594}Thank you.
{113599}{113682}Did you know he could ice sculpt?
{114019}{114096}Not bad. You say|this is your first lesson?
{114119}{114197}Yes, but my father|was a piano mover, so....
{114339}{114447}-Phil Connors, I thought it was you.|-Ned Ryerson.
{114488}{114549}I have missed you so much.
{114654}{114739}I don't know where you're headed,|but can you call in sick?
{114821}{114867}I got to get going.
{114888}{114937}It's good to see you, Phil.
{115371}{115406}Hello, father.
{115424}{115465}Let's get you someplace warm.
{115509}{115542}Remember me?
{115706}{115747}You brought the old man in?
{115752}{115777}How is he?
{115794}{115842}He just passed away.
{115884}{115957}-What did he die of?|-He was just old.
{115963}{116007}It was just his time.
{116073}{116145}-I want to see his chart. Excuse me.|-Sir!
{116154}{116193}You can't come in here.
{116199}{116262}Sir, this is a restricted area.
{116482}{116522}Where's the chart?
{116534}{116590}Sometimes people just die.
{116612}{116647}Not today.
{116944}{116997}Gets hard down there at the bottom.
{117067}{117096}Here you go.
{117104}{117131}Thank you.
{117237}{117263}Come on, dad.
{117269}{117302}Come on, pop.
{117349}{117392}Come on. Come on, breathe.
{117398}{117462}Breathe, pop! Breathe, pop!
{118079}{118143}When Chekhov saw the long winter...
{118154}{118235}...he saw a winter bleak|and dark and bereft of hope.
{118241}{118353}Yet we know winter is just|another step in the cycle of life.
{118359}{118447}But standing here among|the people of Punxsutawney...
{118453}{118520}...and basking in the warmth|of their hearths and hearts...
{118546}{118601}...I couldn't imagine a better fate...
{118606}{118677}...than a long and lustrous winter.
{118683}{118750}From Punxsutawney, it's Phil Connors.
{118756}{118787}So long.
{118832}{118873}Nice speech. Very nice.
{118879}{118907}Thank you.
{118939}{119017}-How was that for you two?|-My man, you touched me.
{119023}{119063}-Thanks, Larry.|-Thank you.
{119096}{119118}I got to go.
{119156}{119253}That was surprising.|I didn't know you were so versatile.
{119259}{119299}I surprise myself sometimes.
{119304}{119352}Would you like a cup of coffee?
{119357}{119452}I'd love to. Can I have a rain check?|I've got some errands.
{119542}{119588}Errands? What errands?
{119594}{119647}I thought we were going back.
{120070}{120138}What do you say?|What do you say?
{120143}{120212}You little brat.|You have never thanked me!
{120229}{120268}I'll see you tomorrow...
{120274}{120300}...maybe.
{120485}{120541}You totaled it.
{120546}{120645}-It's only a flat tire.|-What are we going to do?
{120678}{120760}-It's an earthquake!|-It's not an earthquake.
{120765}{120789}What is it?
{120875}{120925}Thank you, young man.
{120952}{121009}It's nothing.|I had the tire and the jack.
{121015}{121078}Just be comfortable.|It'll be a minute.
{121084}{121113}Who is that?
{121119}{121185}He must be from the motor club.
{121215}{121279}He's having a heart attack!|Do something!
{121285}{121383}Call 411 , an ambulance, a lawyer,|doctor, anything!
{121557}{121594}I think that did it.
{121687}{121756}If you're going to eat steak,|get sharper teeth.
{121762}{121818}-Enjoy your meal.|-Thank you.
{121832}{121864}Who was that?
{121869}{121934}-I'm fine, I'm fine.|-Are you sure?
{121940}{121961}Eat, eat!
{122067}{122104}People don't understand
{122109}{122176}...what's involved.|This is an art form.
{122182}{122241}I think most people just think...
{122247}{122323}...that I hold a camera|and point it at stuff.
{122329}{122384}There's a lot more to it than that.
{122433}{122517}Would you be interested in seeing|the inside of a van?
{122522}{122601}You know, I really have to|get back to the party.
{122607}{122648}Great idea.|I'll go with you.
{122654}{122708}Let me just drop a tip here.
{122853}{122889}Hi! How are you?
{122895}{122938}Rita, this is Nancy.
{122965}{123019}We were going to the party.|You going?
{123024}{123087}Sounds like fun.|Maybe we should call Phil.
{123113}{123163}I think he's already in there.
{125961}{125991}Isn't he good?
{125997}{126024}He's great!
{126030}{126069}He's my student.
{126132}{126177}I'm so proud.
{126205}{126234}Thank you.
{126262}{126311}Hello, welcome to our party.
{126317}{126371}I didn't know you could|play like that.
{126377}{126418}I'm versatile.
{126595}{126668}It's that nice young man|from the motor club.
{126673}{126709}Thank you again.
{126715}{126749}It's nothing, ladies.
{126755}{126833}He's the fastest jack|in Jefferson County.
{126892}{126931}What was that all about?
{126937}{127011}Don't know. They've been|hitting on me all night.
{127032}{127065}There you are!
{127112}{127189}I never thanked you properly|for what you did.
{127195}{127244}He would've choked for sure.
{127250}{127339}He may have. He was trying|to swallow a whole cow.
{127345}{127374}I owe you one, buddy.
{127380}{127455}Hang on to him, dear.|He's a real find.
{127513}{127554}What did you do today?
{127560}{127598}Same old, same old.
{127736}{127773}Excuse me, Mr. Connors.
{127778}{127816}Fred, how was the wedding?
{127822}{127894}Thank you for making|Debbie go through with it.
{127900}{127973}All I did was fan her flame|of passion for you.
{127979}{128008}You are the best.
{128014}{128039}No, you are.
{128045}{128121}Rita, this is|Debbie and Fred Kleiser.
{128127}{128219}-Here you go, kids. Congratulations.|-What is this?
{128230}{128274}No way!
{128280}{128355}WrestleMania!|No way!
{128378}{128449}How'd you know?|We'll be in Pittsburgh anyway!
{128455}{128499}Thank you. You're a real pal.
{128505}{128550}Oh, this is the best.
{128665}{128699}I don't understand.
{128705}{128746}I guess not.
{128758}{128824}How does everyone know you?|You come once a year.
{128830}{128874}You're the most popular|person in town.
{128880}{128933}Excuse me, Dr. Connors?
{128938}{129008}I want to thank you|for fixing Felix's back.
{129013}{129063}He can help around the house again.
{129068}{129128}Well, I'm sorry|to hear that, Felix.
{129185}{129224}Dr. Connors?
{129233}{129289}It's kind of an honorary title.
{129295}{129333}What is going on?
{129338}{129363}I really don't know.
{129369}{129428}There is something|going on with you.
{129442}{129489}You want the long or short version?
{129495}{129563}Let's start with the short|and go from there.
{129702}{129750}Okay, folks, attention.
{129769}{129844}Time for the bachelor auction.|You know the rules.
{129850}{129909}All the eligible bachelors|come in front.
{129916}{129951}And you ladies...
{129957}{129989}...you bid on them!
{129995}{130044}Do whatever you want with them...
{130050}{130088}...no questions asked!
{130094}{130168}I don't want to know about it,|as long as it's legal.
{130173}{130278}Get out your pocketbooks,|and remember it's all for charity.
{130330}{130368}What are you doing down here?
{130374}{130410}Go on, get up there.
{130415}{130489}I got 10 bucks|that says you're mine.
{130499}{130545}Buster, I got your first victim.
{130550}{130614}Phil Connors, come on up here!
{130735}{130815}All right! Now, what am I bid|for this fine specimen?
{130822}{130856}Five dollars!
{130861}{130908}The bidding has begun|at five dollars.
{130915}{130945}Ten dollars!
{130950}{130979}Fifteen!
{130984}{131032}-Twenty!|-Twenty-five!
{131037}{131060}Thirty!
{131065}{131108}-Thirty-five!|-Forty!
{131113}{131137}Forty-five!
{131153}{131178}Fifty!
{131184}{131207}Fifty-five!
{131212}{131236}Sixty!
{131241}{131281}I'm bid $60.|Do I hear more?
{131372}{131448}$339.88.
{131542}{131634}We won't accept any more bids.|I think that's sold...
{131640}{131728}...to the little lady for $339.88!
{131755}{131788}Congratulations!
{131982}{132028}Okay, bachelors, who's next?
{132278}{132357}All right! Now, what am I|bid for this guy?
{132362}{132406}Do I hear a buck and a half?
{132413}{132443}Anybody?
{132464}{132489}75 cents?
{132494}{132537}I bid a twopence!
{132552}{132609}Sold to the lady for 25 cents.
{132614}{132651}I got him!
{132849}{132914}Phil Connors,|I thought that was you.
{132920}{132979}This is Ned Ryerson,|my new insurance agent.
{132985}{133015}I'll say.
{133044}{133091}I haven't seen him for 20 years.
{133097}{133218}He comes up and buys whole life,|term, fire, auto, dental, health...
{133223}{133293}...with the optional death|and dismemberment plan.
{133299}{133351}This is the best day of my life.
{133357}{133408}-Mine too.|-Mine too.
{133413}{133443}Where are we going?
{133449}{133490}Let's not spoil it.
{133527}{133590}Let's not|I got that.
{133660}{133694}Why can't I look?
{133705}{133749}Because you bother me a lot.
{133756}{133789}I'm getting cold.
{133794}{133833}How long do I have to sit here?
{133848}{133923}I'm giving you your money's worth.|You paid top dollar for me.
{133937}{133993}Well, I think you were a bargain.
{134013}{134064}Sweet of you to say.|You're right.
{134130}{134164}Is it finished yet?
{134185}{134254}I still have to put|cherry syrup on the top...
{134259}{134284}...then we can eat it.
{134290}{134354}Come on, Phil.|I'm freezing!
{134359}{134399}One second, one second.
{134405}{134448}Let me turn it in the light.
{134580}{134616}It's amazing.
{134634}{134664}It's beautiful.
{134767}{134800}How did you do that?
{134820}{134911}I know your face so well,|I could've done it with my eyes closed.
{135020}{135054}It's lovely.
{135072}{135116}I don't know what to say.
{135145}{135174}I do.
{135224}{135279}No matter what happens tomorrow...
{135285}{135330}...or for the rest of my life...
{135335}{135376}...I'm happy now...
{135405}{135443}...because I love you.
{135465}{135508}I think I'm happy too.
{136915}{136943}Please Not again
{136948}{136993}-That's a great song|-It's not
{136999}{137048}Don't listen to this man
{137062}{137120}It's too early.
{137377}{137420}Something is different.
{137435}{137465}Good or bad?
{137474}{137529}Anything different is good.
{137588}{137643}But this could be real good.
{137760}{137794}Why are you here?
{137805}{137855}I bought you.|I own you.
{137915}{137953}But why are you still here?
{137959}{138033}You said, "Stay,"|so I stayed.
{138097}{138146}I said, "Stay,"|so you stayed.
{138152}{138213}I can't even make a collie stay.
{138265}{138313}I got to check something.
{138332}{138365}Stay.
{138375}{138402}Stay.
{138537}{138568}They're gone!
{138590}{138628}They're all gone.
{138678}{138743}-Do you know what today is?|-No, what?
{138775}{138823}Today is tomorrow.
{138837}{138869}It happened.
{138923}{138977}-You're here.|-I'm here.
{139077}{139188}Why weren't you like this last night?|You just fell asleep.
{139232}{139299}It was the end of a very long day.
{139373}{139464}Is there anything I can do|for you today?
{139485}{139548}I'm sure I can think of something.
{140342}{140390}It's so beautiful!
{140645}{140684}Let's live here.
{140935}{140984}We'll rent to start.
