{4591}{4631}So, settle?
{4661}{4731}I think that would be|excellent lawyering on your part.
{4733}{4799}What do you think about|90 cents on the dollar?
{4843}{4920}Jack? 90 cents on the dollar?|I think that"s fair.
{4952}{5002}Let"s do this after lunch, okay?
{5021}{5084}So, how long has it been?
{5100}{5132}Seventeen years.
{5154}{5179}Hello.
{5251}{5299}Isuppose you"re married now?
{5307}{5339}Eight years.
{5352}{5417}Four years to the first wife,|three to the second wife...
{5419}{5468}...and this one, a year so far.
{5504}{5534}How about you?
{5546}{5597}I married soon after we broke up.
{5603}{5633}Really?
{5636}{5661}Any kids?
{5663}{5717}No...not for me.
{5735}{5762}And you?
{5786}{5852}Yeah, I have a son, Scott. He"s 16.
{5911}{5939}He"s yours.
{6275}{6303}ls that a joke?
{6305}{6341}No, he"s your son.
{6344}{6380}My son?
{6392}{6457}I just never said anything|because by the time...
{6459}{6532}...I found out I was pregnant|we had broken up and...
{6534}{6591}...I was in love with Bob, my husband.
{6595}{6641}I married him and...
{6653}{6696}...he thinks Scott is his.
{6701}{6741}How do you know he isn"t?
{6743}{6776}Well, I know.
{6783}{6812}I know.
{6827}{6876}I did the math.
{6881}{6983}Not to demean your math skills,|but we should do this the right way.
{6987}{7037}Blood test, DNA.
{7040}{7127}Why are you telling me now,|after alI this time, by the way?
{7139}{7195}Scott ran away two weeks ago. Bob....
{7199}{7229}The husband?
{7243}{7299}Scott and Bob had a terrible fight.
{7303}{7363}Bob kept saying he"d be back but...
{7387}{7448}...it"s been two weeks and we haven"t....
{7512}{7565}Do you have any idea where he went?
{7587}{7615}No.
{7637}{7716}He ran away with a girI he was seeing,|Nikki Trainor.
{7718}{7793}Her parents are divorced.|Her father lives in San Francisco.
{7795}{7892}He works in a towing service,|Tip Top Towing.
{7896}{7931}Tip Top Towing?
{7940}{7998}When we called, he wouldn"t speak to us.
{8000}{8056}He wouldn"t even speak to the police.
{8095}{8134}Do you have a picture?
{8156}{8183}Of Scotty?
{8516}{8570}You can see the resemblance, right?
{8676}{8720}lt"s the wrong expression.
{8729}{8771}When he smiles, he"s you.
{8777}{8833}Do you have a picture of him smiling?
{8853}{8888}l"m sorry. l"d....
{8915}{8972}I wish I could do something, anything.
{8974}{9020}-You can find him.|-Me?
{9024}{9076}I don"t find people. I sue them.
{9149}{9190}""To whom it may concern:
{9204}{9265}""For years l"ve thought|about killing myself.
{9267}{9329}""lt"s the only thing that"s kept me going.
{9331}{9383}""But something always held me back.
{9401}{9430}""My writing. ""
{9648}{9675}Good-bye...
{9691}{9735}...my life"s work.
{9740}{9792}Au revoir, uvre.
{9815}{9854}Ciao, caca.
{10015}{10061}Two bullets should be enough.
{10547}{10575}Hello.
{10637}{10667}Who"s this?
{10735}{10764}Collette.
{10807}{10848}Collette Richard?
{10883}{10945}My God, how are you?
{10999}{11027}Me?
{11036}{11079}l"m not bad.
{11083}{11110}Tomorrow?
{11127}{11177}You know, I made no plans.
{11251}{11299}lt"s one face.
{11330}{11359}I have a son.
{11525}{11555}l"m okay.
{11592}{11631}Just telI me about Scotty.
{11633}{11669}When can I see him?
{11671}{11727}Scott is missing.
{11747}{11781}My son is missing?
{11783}{11828}We think he"s up here.
{11832}{11850}Here, in San Francisco?
{11852}{11909}You live here, and are understanding--
{11912}{11950}Oh, psychic sometimes.
{11991}{12047}But you have a fulI plate.
{12099}{12155}I know I seem a little...
{12159}{12187}...fuzzy...
{12209}{12260}...but I can focus.
{12279}{12311}Let me try this.
{12323}{12355}I can do it.
{12437}{12476}My son needs me.
{12530}{12568}Don"t worry, Scotty.
{12586}{12622}Daddy"s coming.
{12655}{12716}Why didn"t someone calI me|before I left L.A.?
{12718}{12756}Because we didn"t know.
{12758}{12843}My client showed up 20 minutes ago,|then said his cast was too tight...
{12845}{12883}...and he was in terrible pain.
{12885}{12928}-Terrible pain.|-lt"s true.
{12942}{12967}He"lI be okay tomorrow.
{12969}{13037}-But I am here today.|-I know. l"m sorry.
{13041}{13091}Rose wilI book you into a hotel.
{13098}{13141}Where do you want to stay?
{13143}{13199}My house, but it"s in Los Angeles.
{13299}{13327}Hello.
{13331}{13358}Hi, honey.
{13379}{13404}What"s wrong?
{13406}{13465}We had a little problem.|I have to stay over.
{13467}{13495}l"m sorry.
{13503}{13533}You"lI be okay?
{13539}{13613}l"lI be fine. l"m taking care|of stuff around the house.
{13615}{13652}l"lI calI you later.
{13656}{13688}Okay, bye.
{13796}{13824}Let"s see.
{14019}{14060}Do you have a phone book?
{14079}{14111}Hi, Scott.
{14131}{14168}l"m your dad.
{14227}{14253}Hi, Scotty.
{14255}{14315}Oh! Good, firm handshake.
{14323}{14384}Scotty, how you doing?
{14388}{14412}Dude...
{14416}{14456}...l"m your old man.
{14473}{14559}I suppose you"re wondering|why your middle name is Rainbow.
{14589}{14627}What"s up, homes?
{14635}{14693}You know, Scott,|when I was a boy your age...
{14695}{14771}...I was pulling on myself harder|than a tractor-pull.
{14779}{14844}l"m your papa, your daddy, your pre.
{14857}{14913}You got to care for me, you see.
{14915}{14971}I am your father.
{14976}{15038}Hug me and let us join our spirits.
{15056}{15091}Mr. Trainor?
{15103}{15160}-My name is Jack Lawrence.|-So?
{15183}{15256}I was hoping maybe you could|help me with something.
{15259}{15303}Have you seen this boy?
{15312}{15358}Christ, again. Who are you?
{15412}{15438}l"m his father.
{15440}{15507}Why are you bothering me?|I talked to your wife.
{15511}{15589}No, she"s not my wife. She is....|That"s not even the point.
{15591}{15668}The point is, I don"t know anything.|So get lost.
{15736}{15779}When did you last see him?
{15784}{15808}Look....
{15815}{15887}l"m tired of this bullshit.|Just get out of here.
{15891}{15935}-l"lI get it.|-Give me that.
{15938}{15988}No, he"s in a meeting right now.
{15994}{16033}What"s wrong with you?
{16167}{16190}Hello?
{16192}{16240}He can"t speak right now.
{16244}{16302}He"s having trouble with his testicles.
{16307}{16339}l"lI telI him.
{16351}{16385}That was your mother, on the phone.
{16387}{16412}Come on.
{16453}{16481}You"lI be okay.
{16483}{16532}Sit down. AlI right.
{16591}{16628}Okay. Come on.
{16632}{16712}Everything"s going to be okay.|What were we talking about?
{16732}{16792}Right, right, your daughter and my son.
{16867}{16920}They were here with other kids.
{16924}{16971}Good. Good. And...?
{16984}{17023}And now they"re gone.
{17058}{17099}And where did they go?
{17123}{17209}Nikki said something about trying|to get money from my ex-wife.
{17234}{17275}And she would be...?
{17282}{17345}The lady that runs the Marina in Tiberon.
{17359}{17400}What"s her name, Bosco?
{17402}{17433}Shirley.
{17439}{17481}-Shirley"s Marina.|-ln Tiberon.
{17483}{17531}Thank you very, very much.
{17648}{17674}Excuse me, Mr. Trainor?
{17676}{17744}That"s not me. He"s in there.
{17872}{17904}Jesus.
{17919}{17968}Can I get a cab outside?
{17988}{18014}Nice shot.
{18111}{18143}Mr. Trainor?
{18183}{18258}I hope l"m not catching you|at an inconvenient moment.
{18271}{18333}I won"t waste an extra minute|of your time.
{18338}{18394}Have you seen this handsome boy?
{18475}{18503}Who are you?
{18525}{18563}lsn"t it obvious?
{18569}{18599}l"m his father.
{18624}{18723}I understand he and your daughter|are an item.
{18746}{18792}They grow up so fast, don"t they?
{18794}{18866}One minute they"re going,|""Who"s the little boy?""
{18871}{18941}And the next minute|he"s banging your little girl.
{18947}{18972}May I sit down?
{18974}{19003}Thank you.
{19103}{19173}So how many fathers does this kid have?
{19218}{19309}I see. No, the man you met|is not the reaI father.
{19327}{19371}l"m the reaI father.
{19399}{19443}lt"s a long story.
{19447}{19522}Seventeen years ago,|we were biking through the wine--
{19682}{19766}His mother and I were biking|through the wine country.
{19811}{19891}Please, you answer the phone.|l"lI finish my story later.
{19965}{20004}-What?|-Get out of here!
{20006}{20069}-What"s that alI about?|-Get out of here!
{20138}{20171}My God!
{20175}{20247}That man is insane!|He bludgeoned me for no reason!
{20270}{20328}-He"s a bad guy. You"re okay?|-I don"t know.
{20330}{20360}ls there blood?
{20373}{20397}Good.
{20400}{20493}I was telling him a story about me|and a girI biking through the wine--
{20495}{20536}Those stories aren"t for everybody.
{20538}{20570}I guess not.
{20589}{20657}I have to talk to him.|l"m trying to find my son.
{20680}{20705}Your son?
{20765}{20799}He ran away.
{20909}{20954}Your son ran away?
{21001}{21033}So did mine.
{21067}{21111}How richly bizarre.
{21121}{21161}They could be together.
{21163}{21231}-You think so?|-He said there"s a group of them.
{21297}{21326}Dale Putley.
{21355}{21387}Jack Lawrence.
{21393}{21430}Do you know where Tiberon is?
{21600}{21660}Dale, I feeI like l"m in a white Bronco.
{21672}{21744}l"m sorry, ljust get anxious|driving over bridges.
{21746}{21797}You"re going 11 miles an hour.
{21800}{21884}-l"m going 25 miles an hour.|-I can feeI the G-force.
{21890}{21931}What? What?
{21962}{22033}-Calm down.|-l"m okay. lt"s just alI these people.
{22042}{22113}I don"t like a lot of people or a lot of cars.
{22118}{22161}What do you do for living?
{22191}{22282}I teach English as a third language|at the Jewish Community Center.
{22315}{22347}Excuse me!
{22379}{22419}l"m really sort of a...
{22427}{22469}...writer at large.
{22495}{22562}I write and perform poetry and plays.
{22567}{22604}Things from my soul.
{22624}{22685}But it"s avant-garde. Very experimental.
{22687}{22738}You mean with guinea pigs and...?
{22766}{22805}You"re not a mime, are you?
{22807}{22834}I used to be.
{22836}{22886}You did? Well, l"m sorry.
{22889}{22925}-For what?|-Nothing.
{22936}{22984}No, no, telI me. lt"s okay. I can....
{22986}{23015}I hate them.
{23025}{23103}I see a mime on the street,|I want to kick him in the face.
{23105}{23127}-Really?|-I do.
{23129}{23175}You should talk to someone about it.
{23177}{23219}-They"re annoying.|-Really?
{23221}{23275}I go out shopping, he"s got a balloon.
{23277}{23307}What do you do?
{23318}{23359}I just want to smack him.
{23363}{23409}What do I do? l"m a lawyer.
{23433}{23469}Bloodsucker.
{23487}{23534}l"m sorry, I didn"t hear you.
{23543}{23570}Throat.
{23579}{23605}Sorry.
{23639}{23690}-You missed the exit.|-I what?
{23692}{23759}AlI of this pithy conversation|and we missed the exit.
{23761}{23830}You"re gonna have to go off|and come back around.
{24081}{24112}What"re you doing?
{24114}{24144}-What was that?|-l"m sorry.
{24146}{24201}I turn around and you blacked out!
{24209}{24268}ln crisis situations,|I have these anxiety attacks.
{24270}{24322}I hyperventilate and pass out|for a moment.
{24324}{24357}l"m sorry, Jack.
{24379}{24406}l"m back.
{24496}{24525}Have you been driving long?
{24527}{24558}About 30 years.
{24570}{24639}These things take time. PulI in here.
{24689}{24726}Brake, brake, brake.
{24751}{24776}Perfect.
{24790}{24878}Anchovies. I gave you the shrimp|and here are worms.
{24895}{24940}Have a good time. Catch some fish.
{24942}{24972}Mrs. Trainor?
{25006}{25082}My name is Jack Lawrence.|Can I talk to you for a moment?
{25084}{25163}Listen, Pepe, don"t start on that|untiI I get over there.
{25178}{25216}l"m Dale Putley.
{25218}{25247}Fine. What do you want?
{25249}{25284}lt"s about Nikki.
{25286}{25344}Your ex-husband told us to talk to you.
{25358}{25388}What"d she do now?
{25390}{25455}We"re not looking for Nikki,|we"re trying to find our two boys.
{25457}{25533}We think they"re in|your daughter"s sociaI circle.
{25542}{25607}Listen, I don"t know where Nikki is.
{25611}{25641}Frankly...
{25646}{25686}...I don"t want to know.
{25852}{25884}How"d you get her husband to talk?
{25886}{25927}I head-butted him in the face.
{25929}{25966}How Joe Pesci of you.
{25970}{26034}You"lI run her tits through|the VlSA machine?
{26068}{26096}Hey, listen.
{26116}{26156}How about crying again?
{26200}{26220}Me?
{26231}{26286}lt might reach her maternal...thing.
{26299}{26333}Cry, just like that?
{26335}{26364}You cried missing the exit.
{26366}{26413}-Don"t mock me.|-Listen, Chip.
{26474}{26508}You"re an actor.
{26510}{26551}Let"s pretend it"s a play.
{26553}{26647}A very sad play. A tragic play.|You"re a tragic hero.
{26651}{26691}You"re Lou Gehrig.
{26701}{26729}Who"s that?
{26739}{26779}Lou Gehrig.
{26783}{26891}The basebalI player.|He died of Lou Gehrig"s disease.
{26902}{26945}What are the odds on that?
{26983}{27041}Here"s what I need:|I need tears, and quickly.
{27043}{27070}She wilI come back.
{27072}{27096}l"lI try.
{27098}{27122}Do it.
{27135}{27185}Must find something from my past.
{27187}{27213}Go ahead.
{27215}{27283}ln the actor"s studio,|they calI it sense memory.
{27427}{27458}Come on.
{27660}{27713}That"s fantastic. That"s great.
{27729}{27779}-What are you doing?|-l"m okay.
{27788}{27823}What are you doing?
{27830}{27883}l"m at my grandmother"s funeral.
{27890}{27917}Sorry I wasn"t there.
{27919}{27946}lt was great.
{27948}{27987}Cut it out. She"s here.
{27989}{28030}Why are you stilI here?
{28094}{28147}What"s wrong with him?
{28159}{28197}He"s upset.
{28202}{28247}He"s distraught.
{28251}{28277}ls he crying?
{28279}{28319}Crying? He"s weeping.
{28326}{28343}Why?
{28345}{28366}Why?
{28372}{28406}lt"s his son.
{28409}{28457}His son is his whole life.
{28466}{28523}We come here, looking for help...
{28525}{28625}...and you crush his last hope|of ever finding him again.
{28663}{28718}-My boy! My boy!|-I don"t know.
{28730}{28777}You"re ripping his heart out.
{28782}{28830}My daughter could get into trouble.
{28832}{28853}We"lI keep it private.
{28855}{28881}ln the family.
{28883}{28943}-From one parent to another.|-To another.
{28995}{29057}They"re probably with Sugar Ray.
{29078}{29107}The boxer?
{29115}{29145}lt"s a rock band.
{29147}{29227}Nikki and some other kids|traveI following them around.
{29233}{29288}-Are they playing in San Francisco?|-Where are they playing?
{29290}{29348}They were. Nikki came over|a few days ago...
{29350}{29405}...and said she was going to Sacramento.
{29407}{29461}They"re playing at a club called...
{29471}{29489}...the Temple.
{29491}{29513}The Temple?
{29515}{29589}ln Sacramento. Sugar Ray.|Thank you very, very much.
{29593}{29623}You"re welcome.
{29793}{29829}lf you see Nikki...
{29839}{29903}...telI her to calI me if she needs anything.
{30029}{30115}I want to share with you|a line from one of my...
{30119}{30157}...unproduced plays.
{30171}{30241}""The amazing thing about a parent"s love|is that something so large...
{30243}{30302}""...can so often go unseen.""
{30362}{30409}-That"s beautiful.|-Thank you.
{30546}{30586}What do your sons look like?
{30588}{30647}lf they were with Nikki I probably|met them. Do you have a photo?
{30649}{30664}I do.
{30666}{30701}I have a picture.
{30705}{30725}I did.
{30727}{30759}There he is.
{30773}{30811}He"s handsome.
{30815}{30847}This is mine.
{30914}{30958}What is this, a joke?
{31267}{31311}That bitch!
{31446}{31477}Guess who?
{31498}{31551}That"s right. Guess where I am.
{31566}{31634}No, l"m in San Francisco.|And guess who l"m with.
{31636}{31660}Oh, God.
{31669}{31708}l"lI give you a hint.
{31732}{31757}Don"t do that!
{31759}{31802}She got it in a second.
{31810}{31854}What the hell"s going on?
{31878}{31937}How could you telI us both|the same story?
{31939}{31976}l"m so hurt!
{31990}{32023}lt"s not a story.
{32034}{32106}Who is the father? ls it me, Bob or...
{32118}{32146}...Dale?
{32150}{32194}The truth is, I don"t know.
{32199}{32272}I knew alI three of you then.|Any of you could be.
{32277}{32317}Please, just find him.
{32342}{32392}Find him and we can settle it later.
{32394}{32434}That really helps.
{32454}{32488}What"d she say?
{32505}{32556}She said she"s not sure.
{32670}{32726}You don"t know who Scott"s father is?
{32759}{32796}When did you meet her?
{32798}{32834}At a basebalI game.
{32849}{32869}You?
{32872}{32914}Up here at Berkeley.
{32978}{33019}Oh, Collette....
{33040}{33075}That accent.
{33079}{33115}The mouth.
{33122}{33167}She was just so....
{33177}{33207}Stimulating.
{33273}{33302}First date...
{33307}{33404}...I just stared at her the whole night,|she was so stunning in the moon light.
{33406}{33447}I didn"t even touch her.
{33449}{33498}I took nude photographs of her.
{33594}{33635}She posed nude for you?
{33638}{33707}lt was photography class. Sextra credit.
{33729}{33780}AlI she ever did for me was have sex.
{33782}{33854}We did that too,|but l"ve got some negatives.
{33886}{33938}lt was Berkeley, you know.
{33945}{34031}I took nude pictures of her,|she took nude pictures of me.
{34035}{34100}Her roommate took nude|pictures of both of us.
{34126}{34170}I took nude pictures of them...
{34172}{34248}...wrestling on a Slip-and-Slide,|coming at me like....
{34298}{34335}Enjoy.
{34360}{34388}Francine...
{34391}{34430}...excuse me, but...
{34433}{34474}...this has cheese on it.
{34484}{34517}lt"s better with cheese.
{34519}{34562}l"m not conducting a poll.
{34566}{34634}You see, I can"t digest this.|Cheese is no longer my friend.
{34636}{34738}lf I eat this, it wilI be bad for me and|everybody else on this side of the room.
{34740}{34796}Could you give me another one?
{34851}{34922}Could you take this one|and wrap them both to go?
{34977}{35004}And the check.
{35006}{35079}-Nothing would give me greater pleasure.|-Thank you.
{35097}{35122}Where am I going?
{35124}{35187}-Sacramento, where our son is.|-You don"t understand.
{35189}{35252}We don"t know what"s going on.|She"s telling us different stories.
{35254}{35307}We don"t know who the reaI father is.
{35309}{35392}We won"t know unless we go there|and find out for ourselves.
{35397}{35424}Thank you.
{35850}{35885}What"s the matter?
{35895}{35937}WilI you do me a favor?
{35963}{36040}Look back and see|if there"s a dead body in the road.
{36054}{36069}What?
{36071}{36094}Please.
{36180}{36211}Nothing"s there.
{36213}{36262}There"s not a body lying in the road?
{36264}{36295}A body.
{36706}{36754}No, nothing there.
{36839}{36871}Oh, good.
{36892}{36954}I often think l"ve run someone over.
{37386}{37411}I hope he"s here.
{37413}{37488}Don"t worry. Let me be your guide.|I know this world.
{38212}{38237}Thanks.
{38458}{38490}Excuse me.
{38576}{38618}-Let"s split up.|-No, don"t!
{38620}{38670}You go that way, l"lI go this way.
{38672}{38710}Ask if they"ve seen Scott.
{38712}{38753}Ask if l"ve seen Scott.
{38768}{38795}Go ahead.
{38913}{38970}Excuse me, have you seen this boy?
{39010}{39050}Have you seen this boy?
{39052}{39074}No.
{39102}{39134}My God!
{39182}{39214}You alI right?
{39227}{39279}No, l"m not alI right! WilI you get it off?
{39281}{39342}lt was an accident. l"m sorry.
{39382}{39408}Have you seen...
{39410}{39458}...a young man named Scott?
{39470}{39506}He"s my son!
{39554}{39606}Perfect. Have you seen this boy?
{39743}{39771}Thank you.
{39826}{39871}You want him?
{40303}{40327}Stop it.
{40806}{40834}That"s him!
{40845}{40873}That"s Scott!
{40875}{40924}This is a family show!
{40946}{40982}My boy!
{40991}{41023}Get the gate!
{41167}{41194}Turn around.
{41196}{41253}Mr. Huge, we must get back to that boy.
{41255}{41296}Turn around! Private area!
{41298}{41349}Let"s make it a semiprivate area.
{41355}{41424}-l"lI hurt you, old man.|-Old man?
{41426}{41461}Old man.
{41502}{41549}-Let me telI you....|-What?
{41650}{41686}Let"s go. What?
{41693}{41743}Let"s go. Come on.
{41823}{41863}Oh, my God.
{41875}{41914}Oh, my God.
{41956}{42035}Everything"s alI right. l"m here. lt"s okay.
{42058}{42088}lt"s not him.
{42096}{42121}Who"s this?
{42123}{42153}I don"t know.
{42184}{42215}He"s over here!
{42251}{42302}-CalI your father.|-Come on!
{42338}{42366}ls he okay?
{42368}{42428}We"ve got to get him up. He"s out cold.
{42437}{42491}Boy, this guy"s in good shape.
{42531}{42604}-That girl"s not for you.|-She"s for everybody else.
{42772}{42813}At least we know he ate.
{42830}{42857}Get him out of here.
{42859}{42898}He"lI catch pneumonia.
{42930}{42976}No, he"s okay, Collette.
{42979}{43012}No, I promise.
{43073}{43134}l"lI telI you alI about it|when I see you, but....
{43136}{43164}What we"re going to do is...
{43166}{43254}...we"re going to bring him back|to the hoteI in San Francisco tonight.
{43256}{43286}And then...
{43291}{43351}...we"lI bring him home tomorrow.
{43354}{43380}And then...
{43382}{43433}...listen to me, we have to...
{43441}{43486}...work this thing out.
{43531}{43562}You"re welcome.
{43566}{43598}l"lI telI him.
{43626}{43656}She was happy?
{43683}{43730}She was happy and relieved.
{43845}{43921}lt"s funny, the first time|I got drunk was over a girl.
{43942}{44002}My first suicide attempt was over a girl.
{44008}{44057}Are you joking? You really...?
{44073}{44128}I used to be somewhat unstable.
{44228}{44258}What happened?
{44274}{44303}lt was high school.
{44305}{44351}We were doing The King and l.
{44360}{44402}My drama teacher...
{44407}{44440}...Miss Manero...
{44452}{44540}...stayed late once to show me|the dance the King does with Anna.
{44597}{44634}""ShalI we dance?
{44717}{44752}""One, two, three.""
{44786}{44834}She taught me the dance...
{44838}{44923}...then showed me a part|that was cut from the original.
{45050}{45107}You made it with|your high schooI teacher?
{45109}{45136}Yeah.
{45156}{45207}You know, l"ve got to telI you...
{45209}{45264}...I don"t know what you have|to be depressed about.
{45266}{45310}You take nude pictures of girls.
{45312}{45351}You hump your faculty.
{45354}{45419}Your life is something|l"d be ashamed to rent.
{45453}{45493}But she dumped me.
{45570}{45616}Look, these things happen.
{45691}{45743}-ls there...?|-There"s nobody there.
{45761}{45791}Thank you.
{45867}{45947}-Can you take a plane in the morning?|-No, that"d be too late.
{45949}{46023}l"m his father. I want to be there|when he wakes up.
{46032}{46098}lf I drive straight through|I can just make it.
{46163}{46209}Are you stilI angry at me?
{46229}{46278}Actually, l"m angry at myself.
{46281}{46364}I should"ve been the one|to go after him at the first place.
{46381}{46456}I wanted to give him a chance|to come home on his own.
{46468}{46497}And he didn"t.
{46564}{46617}I love him and want him to know it.
{46732}{46761}I should go.
{46853}{46909}-For the road.|-Thanks.
{46950}{47061}When you see...Jack and Dale,|telI them how sorry and ashamed I feel.
{47097}{47157}I didn"t think l"d see Scotty again.
{47185}{47237}l"m sorry you couldn"t count on me.
{47697}{47719}Good evening.
{47721}{47766}-How are you, Andr?|-Fine.
{47797}{47851}I got him. lt"s okay, I got him.
{47855}{47899}Wait, wait. Can we get...?
{47903}{47935}May I help you?
{47945}{47967}We"re fine.
{47969}{47999}-Sure?|-Absolutely.
{48001}{48049}Little man had a big day.
{48133}{48158}Good evening.
{48160}{48209}Anything we can help you with?
{48280}{48320}Would you send the valet to my room.
{48322}{48357}Right away.
{48399}{48429}Here we go.
{48434}{48463}Good evening.
{48481}{48504}After you.
{48506}{48546}We"lI take the next one.
{48697}{48738}He"s a mess.
{48953}{48988}Oh, my God.
{48998}{49043}What, fungus?
{49046}{49105}Look at his toes. Look at his toes.
{49285}{49319}What am I missing?
{49328}{49437}Notice how the big one bends that way|and the little one tucks underneath?
{49465}{49500}You"re easily entertained.
{49502}{49547}Really? Entertain this.
{49709}{49760}-What?|-See? lt"s a match.
{49762}{49802}We have the same toes.
{49845}{49890}Millions of people have toes like that.
{49892}{49914}Really?
{49916}{49939}Do you?
{49970}{49998}Let"s see.
{50005}{50051}Take your shoes and socks off.
{50053}{50088}-No, I won"t.|-Take them off.
{50090}{50142}-Get away.|-Let"s see what you got.
{50145}{50179}-What"re you doing?|-Take them off.
{50181}{50209}Get off me!
{50217}{50250}Let me see them!
{50259}{50294}I wilI sue you!
{50329}{50397}Uncle! Uncle! Stop! Stop! Don"t!
{50493}{50530}l"m really sorry.
{50538}{50567}You don"t match.
{50569}{50625}No match. You lose. l"m the father.
{50781}{50813}Means nothing.
{50841}{50874}That"s not proof.
{51024}{51059}Oh, toe-boy.
{51131}{51165}Check this out.
{51184}{51211}What?
{51226}{51258}The whirl.
{51291}{51323}The whirl?
{51355}{51395}The boy has a whirl.
{51401}{51434}Just like I have.
{51440}{51481}See? That"s a whirl.
{51489}{51539}This is a curl. That"s a whirl.
{51581}{51621}Do you have a whirl?
{51649}{51673}No.
{51681}{51712}No whirl.
{51721}{51747}You...
{51749}{51784}...are whirl-less.
{51813}{51849}Thank you very much.
{51861}{51913}I go to a hairdresser, get a whirl.
{51915}{51934}Really?
{51936}{52024}I would telI Jos maybe|to add some more hair, okay?
{52068}{52120}Let me ask you something, whirly.
{52133}{52181}Okay, but nothing about sports.
{52227}{52270}When did Collette calI you?
{52273}{52322}When did she telI you about him?
{52335}{52355}Tuesday.
{52357}{52389}Oh, too bad.
{52401}{52484}l"m the father. You lose.|But we have lovely parting gifts.
{52489}{52539}You get alI that from ""Tuesday""?
{52547}{52569}How?
{52573}{52619}Because she saw me on Monday.
{52621}{52641}So?
{52645}{52679}I wasn"t very cooperative.
{52681}{52725}So then she came to you.
{52800}{52888}I cannot believe you did that|with an unconscious child.
{52999}{53030}Get the phone.
{53066}{53097}Excuse me.
{53115}{53137}Jack.
{53145}{53194}Finally. Where have you been?
{53210}{53226}I was out.
{53228}{53271}l"ve been calling you alI night.
{53273}{53324}I was afraid you"d been killed.
{53351}{53424}l"m absolutely fine.|I had something I had to do.
{53428}{53459}Where"ve you been?
{53461}{53508}-Some soap.|-Who was that?
{53512}{53526}No one.
{53528}{53552}No one?
{53565}{53613}Actually, honey, it"s a friend.
{53621}{53658}I made a new friend.
{53669}{53686}Valet.
{53688}{53724}l"m hosing him down!
{53764}{53796}What is that noise?
{53798}{53817}The shower.
{53819}{53863}You two are showering?
{53865}{53932}No, we"re not. l"m not in the shower.
{53941}{53965}He"s in the shower.
{53967}{54001}And you"re watching him?
{54003}{54047}Someone called for a valet?
{54057}{54132}Excuse me. I knocked,|but I guess you didn"t hear me.
{54153}{54187}He"s so slippery!
{54190}{54222}l"lI come back.
{54225}{54254}Just a second.
{54265}{54308}The jacket is on the desk,|l"lI give you the pants.
{54310}{54363}-Honey, I must take off my pants.|-Don"t calI me honey.
{54365}{54411}No, not you. Honey, hold on.
{54413}{54445}No, I won"t.
{54474}{54502}ls he okay?
{54530}{54564}Pick up the phone!
{54573}{54614}Pick up the phone, Jack!
{54616}{54669}How"s everything at the house?
{54694}{54735}Go, go.
{54738}{54769}He"s going to blow!
{54771}{54798}What is...?
{54837}{54872}What"s that noise?
{54885}{54937}You are confusing me. l"m very tired.
{54939}{54986}Explain what"s going on there.
{54988}{55049}Listen, it"s very complicated.
{55053}{55087}He"s soaking wet!
{55089}{55141}Get over here! Dry his toes!
{55154}{55193}Honey, I have to go!
{55197}{55239}I must towel-off the boy.
{55290}{55315}What boy?
{55317}{55345}Bye.
{55362}{55393}That went well.
{55485}{55511}There you go.
{55513}{55559}Did you have to talk alI the time?
{55561}{55600}I was in there alI alone!
{55602}{55647}Why can"t you respect my privacy?
{55649}{55709}l"m trying to clean up our boy!
{55801}{55827}He"s weeping, now.
{55829}{55865}Now he"s weeping.
{55868}{55895}This is great.
{55897}{55982}Why"d we put him in the shower?|You just could"ve wept on him.
{56415}{56446}God!
{56968}{57008}Fifteen minutes tilI I take this deposition.
{57010}{57051}Where is he with my suit?
{57070}{57115}-Look at this.|-That"s money.
{57117}{57148}I remember that from when I was single.
{57150}{57179}lt"s $5,000.
{57201}{57253}I found it in his pants pocket.
{57260}{57327}$5,000 in cash.|What"s he doing with $5,000 in cash?
{57329}{57358}He stole it.
{57366}{57415}Why do you leap to the worst|possible conclusion?
{57417}{57482}Okay. He won it in a hair-whirI contest.
{57497}{57528}That"s my suit.
{57558}{57584}-Here"s your suit.|-Here.
{57586}{57609}Wait.
{57622}{57649}Thank you.
{57657}{57685}Thank you.
{57705}{57764}-I didn"t see a thing.|-Get out of here.
{57801}{57835}You took $20 of his money.
{57837}{57883}-Just $20.|-l"lI keep track of that.
{57885}{57929}So you owe him $20.
{57938}{57981}Jack owes $20.
{58063}{58099}He"s getting up.
{58552}{58595}Good morning.
{58645}{58673}Who are you?
{58691}{58731}l"m Dale Putley.
{58735}{58770}l"m Jack Lawrence.
{58789}{58813}We"re...
{58815}{58839}...friends...
{58841}{58875}...of your mother.
{58919}{58939}Where am l?
{58941}{58979}-San Francisco.|-Mark Hopkins Hotel.
{58981}{59001}BeautifuI day out there.
{59003}{59053}You had a big night last night.
{59117}{59158}-Where"s Nikki?|-I don"t know.
{59160}{59220}-Sacramento.|-I wouldn"t worry about her.
{59229}{59271}What"d you do with my...
{59279}{59310}...my clothes?
{59312}{59361}You were very sick and....
{59368}{59400}Don"t be scared.
{59429}{59479}-I want to get my clothes and go.|-Calm down.
{59481}{59560}-Can"t keep me here! lt"s illegal!|-Take it easy.
{59597}{59614}TelI him.
{59616}{59645}I guess so.
{59690}{59714}What?
{59730}{59759}Sit down.
{59765}{59790}Please.
{59812}{59853}Got a surprise for you.
{59857}{59881}Come on.
{59913}{59943}Have a seat.
{60030}{60063}Do you mind if I telI it?
{60065}{60089}Fine.
{60140}{60221}Seventeen years ago,|your mother and I were...
{60234}{60285}...pedaling through the wine country.
{60287}{60373}lt began to rain. lt was more of a mist.|lt was so romantic.
{60401}{60469}I don"t have time for|the wine country saga now.
{60473}{60503}Fine.
{60646}{60698}What l"m about to say|may sound a little bit--
{60700}{60733}Bizarre.
{60783}{60809}Unusual.
{60811}{60869}-That too.|-Unbelievable, actually.
{60901}{60953}This is the truth as best that...
{60965}{60995}...we know it.
{61007}{61035}One of us....
{61037}{61097}Either one. Either one. Whatever.
{61101}{61127}Sorry.
{61183}{61219}One of us...
{61230}{61267}...might be...
{61301}{61333}...your father.
{61383}{61473}I know, it sounds crazy to us too,|but you see--
{61477}{61543}Seventeen years ago, we both....
{61567}{61595}Your mother.
{61599}{61621}And....
{61623}{61684}-There"s a debate as to who your--|-Father is.
{61686}{61731}-lt"s the truth.|-This is bullshit.
{61733}{61759}lt"s true.
{61761}{61844}-CalI your mother. She"lI telI you.|-She called both of us.
{62089}{62125}Your car is here.
{62137}{62154}I must go.
{62156}{62179}Now?
{62197}{62267}I have a deposition in 15 minutes.|What can we do?
{62269}{62288}About what?
{62290}{62311}About what?
{62313}{62399}How about the fact|l"m leaving him alone with you?
{62405}{62458}Why don"t you do the old head butt?
{62460}{62521}He"lI be sprawled on the floor|when you come back.
{62523}{62571}WilI you be okay with him if I leave?
{62573}{62609}l"m more capable than you think.
{62611}{62635}Where"s my money?
{62637}{62657}I got it.
{62659}{62731}Give me my money! That"s my money!|I want it right now!
{62733}{62782}Back off or l"lI calI the cops!
{62813}{62856}Let"s just take it easy.
{62860}{62880}Sorry.
{62882}{62909}Calm down.
{62995}{63021}Come here.
{63025}{63046}Give me the money.
{63048}{63115}-Give it.|-I disagree with your approach.
{63153}{63271}Here"s the money. We"re going|to put it right here, for safekeeping.
{63353}{63382}Just a little while.
{63384}{63465}I have to go out, and when I come back...
{63476}{63563}...we"lI talk about this|and get to know each other.
{63567}{63603}Order from room service.
{63605}{63633}lt"s on me.
{63653}{63689}That"s a biggie.
{63775}{63811}Oh, boy.
{63889}{63921}Good morning.
{63943}{63985}BeautifuI day, ain"t it?
{63993}{64049}Oh, yeah. Perfect so far.
{64171}{64215}He"s out with the truck.
{64219}{64275}When he gets back we"lI get your car.
{64299}{64341}I must calI my wife.
{64357}{64389}Got any men"s room?
{64391}{64449}We use a port-a-potty. lt"s out back.
{64732}{64761}Everything okay?
{64763}{64791}Oh, yeah.
{65301}{65324}Help!
{65329}{65365}Oh, my God!
{65383}{65419}Help!
{65450}{65483}This is not good.
{65488}{65513}You okay?
{65515}{65555}No, it"s horrible!
{65559}{65607}-lt was an accident!|-I don"t care!
{65609}{65645}l"lI get help!
{65714}{65772}Then I wrote my medicaI musicaI comedy:
{65809}{65883}""Hello, Doctor lt"s StilI Swollen.""
{65901}{65927}Catchy?
{65946}{66023}lt had a great opening number|called ""Hindsight"".
{66051}{66099}The audience was out there and:
{66103}{66149}""Hello, Mr. Colon....
{66153}{66191}""My prostate"s swollen.
{66193}{66259}""I think that things|are flowing not so well.""
{66287}{66317}Breakfast.
{66341}{66387}""l"m feeling heinous, something"s in my--""
{66389}{66423}Good morning.
{66431}{66465}Here"s your breakfast.
{66467}{66502}Oh, yes, indeed.
{66514}{66553}Yum-yum.
{66590}{66619}There you go.
{66624}{66653}What"s here?
{66662}{66711}Belgian waffles, from Brussels.
{66729}{66773}Granola, nature"s broom.
{66821}{66895}Fifteen percent, but l"m not paying...
{66899}{66937}...so, $20 tip.
{66957}{66991}Very good, sir.
{66997}{67027}Enjoy.
{67051}{67083}Look! Come on.
{67090}{67185}I saw that. Mr. Dimples,|he"s trying to make an appearance.
{67223}{67328}""Gray skies are going to clear up.|Sit on a happy face.""
{67353}{67391}That"s how my mother sang it.
{67393}{67469}But that"s another story|and a lot of therapy.
{67535}{67585}Actually, I am pretty hungry.
{67595}{67643}Thanks for ordering breakfast.
{67655}{67687}You"re welcome.
{67713}{67759}You need it after last night.
{67842}{67879}You want some coffee?
{67896}{67923}Thank you.
{67971}{68013}You"re a little gentleman.
{68183}{68241}You little shit, may you rot in hell!
{68407}{68447}Woolite!
{68983}{68998}Sorry.
{69000}{69029}lt"s okay.
{69111}{69155}l"lI stand, you go.
{69159}{69207}Fine. Sorry.
{69370}{69405}Good afternoon.
{69981}{70009}Excuse me.
{70017}{70046}-How are you?|-l"m fine.
{70048}{70119}Do you know anything about|the man staying here?
{70123}{70180}I was paid to keep my mouth shut, lady.
{70182}{70223}No, l"m his wife.
{70225}{70277}I don"t want to get in the middle.
{70279}{70331}What? The middle of what?
{70335}{70411}lf it"s any comfort, l"ve seen worse.
{70478}{70535}-Help!|-l"m coming.
{70569}{70623}Oh, man, does that stink.
{70627}{70679}Get me out! lt"s terrible in here!
{70681}{70755}lt"d been easier if you"d landed|with the door on top.
{70757}{70799}Next time.
{70825}{70856}Don"t worry about it.
{70858}{70937}Got a winch right here|and we"lI lift the whole thing up.
{70945}{70992}Hurry! l"m trying to help my son!
{70994}{71037}My God, is he in there too?
{71041}{71077}Bring him up!
{71091}{71127}Looking reaI good!
{71177}{71205}You okay?
{71209}{71251}We"lI have you out in--
{71363}{71405}Oh, God!
{71438}{71474}Mr. Barmore...
{71480}{71565}...when you invested|your client"s money in this...
{71593}{71622}...car-wash restaurant--
{71624}{71671}Wax and Waffles. What about it?
{71673}{71726}Did you say your brother owned it...
{71728}{71794}...and his last three businesses|went bankrupt?
{71815}{71856}Only one went bankrupt.
{71861}{71913}Excuse me, two were acts of God.
{71918}{71939}Acts of God.
{71941}{72015}That would be the fire|and the enormous gas explosion...
{72017}{72062}...both occurring in the night?
{72064}{72148}The fact that they occurred|in the night is coincidence.
{72155}{72207}The Lord works in mysterious ways.
{72210}{72265}The sarcasm isn"t necessary.
{72317}{72346}l"m sorry...
{72349}{72434}...but there"s someone here who says|he must see Mr. Lawrence.
{72449}{72474}Who is it?
{72476}{72553}I don"t know, but he looks strange and...
{72559}{72587}...he"s....
{72643}{72667}Weeping?
{72705}{72765}That is for me. Excuse me a second.
{72797}{72845}AlI right, let"s take a break.
{72871}{72907}You"re doing great.
{73231}{73272}What happened?
{73284}{73342}He poured hot coffee alI over my penis...
{73344}{73396}...took my clothes and ran away.
{73441}{73472}Don"t cry.
{73526}{73555}Where is he?
{73592}{73623}I don"t know.
{73688}{73724}I don"t like you.
{73766}{73794}Don"t....
{73871}{73966}Hi, is Jack Lawrence there?|I believe he"s taking a deposition.
{73972}{74002}This is his wife.
{74004}{74043}Get me a cab, please.
{74046}{74074}What?
{74112}{74148}Reno?
{74154}{74186}What do you mean?
{74188}{74234}Why is he going to Reno?
{74258}{74301}Do you have his flight information?
{74309}{74365}A rock festivaI in Reno. l"m psyched.
{74370}{74402}lt"s awesome.
{74404}{74485}-Shouldn"t we calI Collette?|-And telI her we lost her son?
{74492}{74542}My batteries are dead|and I must calI Carrie.
{74544}{74578}Use the pay phone.
{74580}{74622}l"lI be right over there.
{74626}{74696}I need to get a new shirt.|This one"s really....
{74701}{74766}Can I have...$20?
{74785}{74844}l"m not a mad terrorist, l"m his wife.
{74848}{74898}I want to see if he"s on the plane.
{74900}{74984}l"m sorry, it"s a strict FAA rule.|I can"t give that information.
{74986}{75066}AlI right then, Miss Tweesbury,|l"lI buy a ticket.
{75070}{75116}You must do that downstairs.
{75148}{75182}Thanks a lot for your help.
{75184}{75222}Really appreciate it.
{75224}{75310}How wilI I make this flight|that leaves in five minutes?
{75558}{75598}My purse!
{75600}{75658}-Are you okay?|-l"m fine. Are you okay?
{75662}{75688}l"m okay.
{75696}{75714}Have we met?
{75716}{75754}No, I don"t think so.
{75764}{75794}May I just say...
{75796}{75859}""...if springtime had a face, it"d be you.""
{75876}{75912}That"s swell. l"m in a hurry.
{75914}{75994}Bless you.|lt"s from one of my longer poems!
{75998}{76064}lt"s called, ""Cupid"s Shaft.""
{76070}{76096}Dale, come on.
{76098}{76128}I had a vision.
{76132}{76171}Me too. That"s a bad shirt.
{76173}{76214}You don"t like it?
{76218}{76254}lt"s fine, come on.
{76292}{76320}CalI your wife?
{76322}{76366}Yeah, she"s not there.
{76368}{76403}Besides, what could I telI her?
{76405}{76464}lf he"s not my son, why bring it up?
{76472}{76514}lf he is my kid...
{76518}{76574}...that"s not how I want to telI her.
{76576}{76638}Care about her a lot. I can tell.
{76642}{76670}She"s great.
{76675}{76730}I love her. She"s my favorite wife.
{76752}{76814}I don"t want to do anything to screw it up.
{76816}{76862}Why don"t you have children?
{76894}{76958}The first two times I married,|I wasn"t ready.
{76962}{77030}Then I thought I was ready,|but I wasn"t married.
{77032}{77124}And now Carrie and I are married|just a year, so it"s new.
{77301}{77342}I should telI you something.
{77344}{77362}What?
{77364}{77414}l"m a reluctant flyer.
{77421}{77470}You can go right on board.
{77513}{77631}Are you a frequent flier?|Because there"s a new mileage deaI here?
{77640}{77698}You can apply today...
{77701}{77750}...and get a credit card and get...
{77752}{77846}...a free mile with every dollar|that you charge. That"s a great deal.
{77848}{77902}-Hold me.|-That"s a very good deal.
{77982}{78010}Sir...
{78016}{78076}-...take a big sip of this.|-Thank you, thank you.
{78078}{78106}Thank you very much.
{78108}{78162}Here"s some extra napkins.
{78817}{78900}lt"s a miracle you didn"t|get really hurt in that thing.
{78903}{78963}-That went down like a--|-I should calI my wife.
{78965}{79014}Wait. Let me get your ear.
{79024}{79096}You got something in there|you don"t want in there.
{79248}{79280}You"lI be okay.
{80076}{80110}I thought we lost you.
{80112}{80156}I just had some stuff--
{80170}{80200}Have you seen Nikki?
{80202}{80244}We"re crashed in 215.
{80249}{80290}She"s up there now?
{80312}{80387}I really wanted to surprise her.|Can I borrow your key?
{80389}{80409}AlI right.
{80411}{80436}Thanks.
{80455}{80507}Matt and Lee are looking for you.
{80513}{80542}They"re here?
{80943}{80988}Yeah, in here.
{81108}{81148}I made it.
{81187}{81248}I thought maybe|you went home or something.
{81300}{81343}What"s going on?
{81351}{81385}What do you mean?
{81414}{81456}I mean with you and Mark.
{81463}{81493}I don"t know.
{81596}{81635}Do you stilI like me?
{81658}{81691}Yeah, Scott.
{81770}{81798}I got you something.
{81800}{81854}-What is it?|-Open it.
{81956}{81977}Cool.
{81979}{82018}They"re reaI diamonds.
{82026}{82074}lt"lI look nice on you.
{82209}{82259}Cost $4,700.
{82403}{82432}Let"s do it. Please.
{82434}{82498}Come on. Please. Please.
{82504}{82536}Come on.
{82552}{82578}Back off.
{82581}{82624}l"m playing that one.
{82680}{82730}I got directions to the hotel|where the band is staying.
{82732}{82780}lt"lI take five minutes.
{82783}{82812}Hello!
{82816}{82880}-We"re looking for a kid, remember?|-Oh, yeah.
{82882}{82917}What is this outfit?
{82919}{83024}I lent you $200 and you look|like Howdy Doody. What is this?
{83030}{83065}lt only cost $1 10.
{83073}{83108}Where"s my change?
{83110}{83139}ln one of these machines.
{83141}{83194}You put my money in these machines?
{83196}{83218}Yeah.
{83236}{83276}Damn you!
{83305}{83350}There"s got to be a blood bank|open somewhere.
{83352}{83396}They give cash, don"t they?
{83408}{83442}Let"s go.
{83582}{83611}Hello, Snot.
{83633}{83675}Surprised to see us?
{83680}{83709}I think so.
{83716}{83753}I came here to look for you.
{83755}{83809}Oh, really? Listen, Scott....
{83837}{83867}Where"s the stuff?
{83869}{83892}Stuff?
{83905}{83933}The stuff.
{83939}{83968}Look...
{83973}{84015}...we gave you a simple job.
{84017}{84070}Any moron could do it, even Matt.
{84072}{84094}Even me.
{84096}{84213}ln fact, if l"m not mistaken, you asked|for the job. So, where"s the stuff?
{84217}{84245}The guy...
{84249}{84275}...didn"t show up.
{84277}{84319}No, you see, he called...
{84323}{84365}...and you didn"t show up.
{84367}{84439}I waited! I was supposed|to stand right by--
{84443}{84473}AlI right.
{84508}{84549}You didn"t get the stuff.
{84571}{84609}Where"s the money?
{84641}{84721}Our money! The $5,000, where is it?
{84729}{84765}lt"s in a safe.
{84769}{84789}A safe.
{84791}{84856}lt"s at my hotel, by the airport.
{84913}{84934}l"lI get it.
{84936}{84956}Really?
{84958}{85048}Do I have ""asshole"" tattooed|on my forehead or something?
{85052}{85076}No.
{85102}{85162}I think we alI better go get it.
{85170}{85198}Like a date.
{85230}{85270}You"re not bullshitting us?
{85272}{85320}lf you are, l"lI kilI you.
{85566}{85622}Get back here! Wait untiI I catch you!
{85624}{85656}Get back here!
{85662}{85688}Move!
{85804}{85857}I see this a lot. Rich kid running wild.
{85859}{85923}Probably has an expensive car.|There"s no discipline.
{85925}{85981}Bob gives him no control, no boundaries.
{85983}{86022}Now Bob has no kid.
{86034}{86088}I think it"s exactly the opposite.
{86092}{86171}The kid needs compassion,|attention and a big hug.
{86174}{86214}You know what this kid needs?
{86216}{86266}The kid needs a great big--
{86376}{86408}I hit someone!
{86412}{86472}lt"s not at alI like I imagined it.
{86554}{86580}lt"s Scott!
{86582}{86628}-My arm!|-Are you okay?
{86648}{86696}-Please calI 91 1 !|-Calm down.
{86700}{86768}-You hit our son!|-lt was an accident! Shut up!
{86772}{86832}Did you calI the hoteI in San Francisco?
{86866}{86922}No, they must be driving back.
{86946}{86998}No, l"m sure he"s fine.
{87054}{87102}No, l"m alI right.
{87110}{87158}No, l"m driving back right now.
{87228}{87276}No, I love you, honey.
{87314}{87360}He"s going to kilI us.
{87364}{87402}You fix the tires?
{87416}{87478}Yeah, well, we fixed the tires....
{87506}{87550}But what?
{87562}{87630}He cracked the axle|when he towed the car back.
{87756}{87845}But don"t worry, we can fix it|in a day or so, maybe.
{87946}{87994}The doctor says he"s fine. A simple brake.
{87996}{88082}He gave him a prescription|in case there"s pain. He"s in there.
{88085}{88132}-You can go in.|-Thanks a lot.
{88280}{88338}lt"s been a long day, you know?
{88348}{88400}-How are you feeling?|-Thanks!
{88404}{88430}Come here.
{88565}{88618}-l"m sorry.|-You ran me over.
{88620}{88704}I know you both might be my father.|Leave me alone.
{88721}{88779}Was my mother a whore, or what?
{88783}{88863}Watch your mouth. Your mother|was someone we cared about.
{88867}{88941}She cares about you.|Do you know how lucky you are?
{88990}{89018}Maybe.
{89040}{89116}You know, you have no idea|what my father"s like.
{89120}{89152}So telI us.
{89162}{89229}Nikki"s the first girI that I ever loved.
{89231}{89266}My father doesn"t care.
{89268}{89376}He wouldn"t let me see her anymore.|He says she"s bad news, a tramp.
{89380}{89474}He says he"s putting his foot down.|Blah, blah, blah.
{89491}{89537}He never lets me explain.
{89541}{89641}lt"s like, for absolutely no reason,|he"lI just take my car away.
{89663}{89693}You have a car?
{89811}{89865}Scott, your father is Mr. Rogers.
{89891}{89933}Want to hear a father story?
{89935}{89971}Here comes the lecture.
{89973}{90019}No lecture, just a story.
{90029}{90073}On my 10th birthday...
{90077}{90141}...my father takes me to the circus.
{90145}{90189}What a great story.
{90270}{90307}On the way...
{90311}{90361}...we drop my dog off at the vet.
{90363}{90409}We have fun at the circus.
{90413}{90469}I come home and say, ""Where"s Skippy?""
{90473}{90535}And they go, ""We had to put him to sleep.""
{90569}{90631}And I said, ""You mean, he"s dead?
{90645}{90685}""You killed my dog?""
{90701}{90781}He said, ""He was sick that"s why|we brought him to the vet.""
{90783}{90813}And I said:
{90817}{90873}""Why"d you do it on my birthday?""
{90877}{90928}And he said, ""lt was on the way.""
{91123}{91159}What"s the point?
{91235}{91271}What"s the point?
{91335}{91365}The point....
{91393}{91423}The point is...
{91434}{91460}...that...
{91464}{91494}...parents...
{91516}{91554}...screw up sometimes.
{91580}{91620}They don"t mean it.
{91624}{91692}They make mistakes because|they"re human beings.
{91724}{91776}Doesn"t mean they don"t love you.
{91779}{91814}Just means that...
{91856}{91902}...they"re doing their best.
{91922}{91948}You know?
{91996}{92032}I can"t eat anymore.
{92172}{92242}Don"t worry, I didn"t understand|the story either.
{92262}{92312}-What about the Rolling Stones?|-They"re old.
{92314}{92384}-How about Zeppelin?|-They had a nice logo. They were okay.
{92386}{92464}-But Jimi Hendrix? Come on!|-He was good, but he"s dead.
{92466}{92484}True.
{92486}{92526}Speaking of bad music....
{92528}{92586}No, you can"t do it. This was my band.
{92588}{92623}You have your Sugar Ray.
{92625}{92697}Sly and the Family Stone|was who I followed around.
{92722}{92744}FeeI that?
{92746}{92800}Jack"s going to ""funk-a-fy.""
{92844}{92918}Watch out! lt"s Deney Terrio"s|Attorney Dance Party.
{92922}{92976}Now, get down and depose!
{92980}{93022}That"s the worst dancing.
{93026}{93118}Everyone I know dances like this.|You must wiggle when you listen to Sly.
{93120}{93192}You"re right. Wait a minute.|I got my mojo.
{93200}{93230}There it is.
{93248}{93326}Oh, watch out, now. Funky chicken!
{93572}{93634}When I was in high school|I had an Afro this big.
{93636}{93722}-I don"t believe you.|-I needed help lifting my head.
{93726}{93802}I once shaved my head and|glued alI the hair to my ass.
{93828}{93854}Why?
{93858}{93924}Two speciaI brownies|and a quart of tequila.
{93976}{94040}So you two, you were like freaks.
{94044}{94072}Oh, yeah.
{94076}{94156}I was so stoned once,|everyone sounded like Johnny Mathis.
{94203}{94308}When you"re young you do some things|that you"re not that proud of.
{94324}{94386}We even got in a lot of trouble sometimes.
{94486}{94550}Truth is, l"m in a lot of trouble myself.
{94582}{94630}Does it have to do with $5,000?
{94662}{94710}Scotty, we"re not here to judge.
{94712}{94746}Come on, telI us.
{94770}{94810}I stole that money.
{94859}{94902}From drug dealers.
{94906}{94982}-What, are you nuts?|-Hey, what are you doing?
{94992}{95062}Yelling like that doesn"t help. Just relax.
{95066}{95088}Sorry.
{95094}{95123}Give it back.
{95140}{95164}I spent it.
{95166}{95241}You spent it! He spent|the money from drug dealers!
{95243}{95286}That"s not the way. Breathe.
{95288}{95335}You said I could talk to you.
{95343}{95430}You can"t run from these guys.|They"lI find you.
{95432}{95518}They"lI come to your house,|take alI your money and beat you up.
{95520}{95562}Happened to me twice.
{95566}{95594}Listen....
{95608}{95680}Let me talk to them.|I do this sort of thing a lot.
{95736}{95782}Why are you trying to help me?
{95784}{95820}We"re your fathers.
{95840}{95864}Come on.
{96262}{96292}Let"s do this!
{96314}{96368}Calling this guy, fat guy from Jersey.
{96370}{96404}Where are you going?
{96406}{96476}-Kick some ass.|-There wilI be no ass-kicking.
{96480}{96524}-Let"s go.|-What"re you doing?
{96526}{96570}-Coming with you.|-You"re not.
{96572}{96606}-I am.|-I don"t want you to.
{96608}{96626}They"re crazy.
{96628}{96686}I want you to get in the car. Get in.
{96706}{96772}-I need water, okay?|-l"lI get you some water.
{96776}{96840}The phone is right there. CalI your mother.
{96844}{96918}TelI her that you"re okay|and that you"re coming home.
{96950}{96974}Thanks.
{96976}{97023}We"re going to kick some ass.
{97026}{97064}Get in the car.
{97078}{97106}Now!
{97116}{97150}You ready?
{97176}{97238}lf this is going to work|you must calm down.
{97727}{97756}lt"s them.
{97876}{97906}Open the door!
{98584}{98632}Scheming little....
{98805}{98838}What"s going on?
{98840}{98865}He"s gone.
{98867}{98955}-ln what sense?|-He stole my rentaI car and he left.
{98957}{99004}I never felt so stupid.
{99007}{99059}You"ve never been a parent before.
{99152}{99191}This is too much trouble.
{99193}{99243}I can"t do this. I have a life.
{99269}{99307}You"re not giving up.
{99341}{99373}Good luck.
{99377}{99425}I mean that. l"m sorry.
{99463}{99533}I must calI my wife and telI her|l"m coming home.
{99539}{99613}We"ve had a few setbacks,|but we"re great together.
{99652}{99697}You"lI never know if he"s your son.
{99699}{99751}-I don"t even care.|-Yes, you do.
{99763}{99805}You care, yes, you do.
{99809}{99835}Stop it.
{99850}{99928}Machine again. Why have a house|if you don"t live in it?
{99990}{100024}Hi, honey.
{100030}{100060}You"re there.
{100068}{100111}Let me explain everything.
{100113}{100160}Why don"t you go ahead?
{100296}{100318}Hi.
{100329}{100382}I must go now, because you"re here.
{100444}{100496}lgnore that message when you"re home.
{100498}{100533}This is your wife?
{100577}{100604}lt"s you!
{100612}{100644}You know him?
{100648}{100682}He tried to pick me up.
{100684}{100713}-When?|-This morning.
{100715}{100748}-I didn"t.|-You were with me.
{100750}{100797}-You were on the phone.|-So you picked up my wife?
{100799}{100861}I didn"t know she was your wife.|She was a sexy woman.
{100863}{100891}Watch that.
{100899}{100937}This is your friend?
{100948}{100983}Your shower buddy?
{100994}{101039}No, we never showered together.
{101041}{101094}-The boy and I were in the shower.|-He soaped him up.
{101096}{101138}-And hosed him off.|-I watched.
{101140}{101167}That"s all.
{101194}{101226}What boy?
{101282}{101314}Seventeen years ago--
{101316}{101411}Would you stop? Can I just have|a private moment with my wife?
{101415}{101442}Sorry.
{101482}{101511}Come here.
{101599}{101635}This whole thing...
{101679}{101716}...is about a boy...
{101770}{101823}...that I might be the father of.
{102222}{102252}There"s a cab.
{102280}{102304}Taxi!
{102385}{102452}-Sorry if l"ve ruined your life.|-You haven"t.
{102455}{102510}He wanted to come home,|but I kept pushing him--
{102512}{102549}lt"s okay. Don"t worry.
{102551}{102592}But it"s not his fault.
{102600}{102624}Really.
{102626}{102671}-Thanks. Take it easy.|-Bye.
{102719}{102758}l"lI just be a second.
{102851}{102925}Even if you find him again,|he"lI only spit in your face.
{102927}{102952}Maybe.
{102971}{103023}How"s that going to make you feel?
{103031}{103072}You"re very successful.
{103079}{103103}So?
{103128}{103181}Your wife, your success, they...
{103196}{103224}...filI up...
{103226}{103255}...areas.
{103303}{103349}What l"m trying to say is...
{103383}{103419}...I need this kid.
{103440}{103489}lf he doesn"t want me around...
{103499}{103540}...let him turn me down.
{103653}{103685}Good luck, Dale.
{103693}{103725}Thanks, Jack.
{104398}{104427}Taxi!
{104459}{104490}Taxi!
{105382}{105432}My car is there, so l"lI follow you.
{105434}{105470}We can work it out.
{105492}{105566}You can"t be mad that I had sex|with this woman 17 years ago.
{105568}{105611}You were 14 years old.
{105621}{105659}-Do you have a picture?|-Of her?
{105661}{105702}Of the boy, Jack.
{105977}{106019}He"s handsome.
{106054}{106154}I guess, but this kid is a major pain|in the ass. He"s so damn annoying.
{106187}{106256}-You don"t like anything annoying.|-Who does?
{106267}{106324}That"s a really speciaI thing for you.
{106345}{106402}Give me a break. l"ve had a hard day.
{106408}{106482}You"ve had a hard day.|Why should I give you a break?
{106489}{106537}I don"t want to talk about it again.
{106539}{106575}We"ve never had this talk.
{106577}{106652}No, we haven"t,|but I have had this conversation.
{106659}{106715}The ""Wives of Christmas Past"" talk.
{106722}{106798}Leave Penelope and Tallulah out of this.
{106804}{106851}-lris and Debbie.|-Whatever.
{106923}{106948}Why are you so upset?
{106950}{107030}Because I want to have kids|with you someday.
{107039}{107080}What if this was our son?
{107088}{107158}Would you give up on him|because he was annoying?
{107163}{107211}His own father gave up on him.
{107230}{107278}That"s the guy who raised him.
{107288}{107378}AlI I am is the guy|who slept with his mother.
{107403}{107489}The other guy who slept with his mother|is out looking for him.
{107523}{107593}Dale is a desperate person|with an empty life.
{107595}{107639}He"s not happy like me.
{107822}{107857}-Badge.|-Badge?
{107891}{107958}You don"t understand. I belong back there.
{107964}{108047}I have to get back there.|Do you know who you"re talking to?
{108051}{108089}Do you know who I am?
{108100}{108166}Dale Putley. And who are you?
{108168}{108197}l"m Bob.
{108200}{108294}lf you don"t let me back there|heads wilI rolI and it"lI be yours.
{108298}{108328}Not without a badge.
{108330}{108406}Know who I am?|The cowboy with The Village People!
{108411}{108493}lf I don"t get back there,|there"lI be ""Y, M...A! ""
{108497}{108542}So let me back there! Right now!
{108544}{108587}Not without a badge.
{108658}{108711}A badge. I need a badge.
{108807}{108851}Let"s get in there, okay?
{108864}{108914}Here"s my badge, Bob!
{108979}{109050}Guys, listen.|The Muffs are off in ten minutes.
{109055}{109124}We should be setting up|in about five, alI right?
{109127}{109163}That"s the band.
{109168}{109200}Follow me.
{109203}{109232}What"lI we do?
{109245}{109296}-Hello.|-Excuse me. Can I help you?
{109298}{109391}Excuse me. That"s very funny.|And I love when it"s funny.
{109393}{109429}Stu Gold, from the agency.
{109431}{109505}Say ""hi"" to the biggest record producer|on this side of the lake.
{109507}{109579}This is Gunther ber Allen...
{109596}{109638}...from Deutsche Bebop.
{109641}{109693}Biggest record producer in Europe.
{109715}{109776}Say ""hi"" to the guys. This is Sugar Ray.
{109787}{109836}Der Wunderkinder.
{109843}{109916}-I think we met before.|-Dsseldorf, maybe.
{109923}{109955}How are you?
{109959}{110062}Hi, how are you? Give me high five.|That"s how it starts.
{110078}{110109}I love you.
{110148}{110184}Who does this guy record?
{110186}{110258}Biggest producer in Germany. Records....
{110429}{110456}Their Cars.
{110578}{110605}Big Hairy Women.
{110607}{110658}Yeah, in America, Boys To Women.
{110662}{110698}l"ve heard of them.
{110838}{110904}lf I have you, we could take Europe.
{110907}{110965}-We could take Europe in what?|-One month.
{110967}{111017}-With air support.|-With airplay.
{111019}{111138}That"s better. We could do that for you.|You don"t need Atlantic.
{111142}{111195}lt"s time to go. Let"s do it.
{111271}{111305}-Not here.|-Where is he?
{111307}{111333}I don"t know.
{111335}{111389}Stick with the girl. He"lI be back.
{111403}{111430}Excuse me.
{111459}{111512}l"m sorry, I need that pin back.
{111515}{111580}-What pin?|-l"m sorry, I need it back.
{111584}{111633}Leave me alone. I need the pin.
{111635}{111697}Why"d you steaI the car?|You"re not going home?
{111699}{111766}Here are the keys. lt"s in the lot.|Leave me alone.
{111768}{111799}Can we talk?
{111803}{111846}l"m going to dance on stage.
{111848}{111919}Look, everybody"s tired of you! Enough!
{111923}{111984}Stop this. lt"s gone on long enough.
{112009}{112060}-I thought he was German.|-Me too.
{112092}{112133}Can you do me a favor...
{112161}{112263}...and explain to Scott that|which is obvious to everyone but him?
{112288}{112316}Okay.
{112328}{112352}Thanks.
{112383}{112463}-This is none of your business.|-You need to hear this.
{112471}{112539}He won"t believe it unless you telI him.
{112620}{112651}Well, Scotty...
{112655}{112689}...you"re boring.
{112707}{112792}I liked you for a while,|but now I can"t stand looking at you.
{112810}{112859}Even your voice makes me sick.
{112961}{112979}Lovely.
{112981}{113027}Hallmark is waiting for you.
{113029}{113065}Thank you.
{113132}{113173}She"s not for you, son.
{113176}{113208}l"m a loser.
{113219}{113267}Come on, you"re 16.
{113271}{113342}To be a true loser|takes years of dedicated ineptitude.
{113344}{113376}Trust me.
{113394}{113434}There"lI be other girls.
{113443}{113476}The truth hurts.
{113479}{113563}Here"s what hurts:|I trusted him and he steals the car.
{113569}{113615}Look, I didn"t steal....
{113617}{113682}I don"t want to talk about it right now,|okay?
{113723}{113749}Get him out of here.
{113751}{113809}This man has a major mime issue.
{113811}{113859}Get reaI rope. l"lI hang you.
{113900}{113924}Stop it.
{113926}{114018}Why don"t you get a reaI job?|Build a reaI wall. Stop it.
{114111}{114163}-We lost the boy.|-Where"d he go?
{114167}{114207}Get out of here!
{114219}{114259}We"re not good at this.
{114383}{114435}You go that way, l"lI go this way.
{114615}{114679}-I thought you were someone else.|-l"m Scott.
{114686}{114748}You want something?|You want a nose ring?
{114753}{114794}No, thanks. Another time.
{114796}{114827}Does that hurt?
{114839}{114880}Not the ones in the face.
{114917}{114949}The one that really hurt was....
{114951}{114980}Yeah, I bet.
{115059}{115132}-What did you do to your arm?|-Let"s go for a walk.
{115191}{115241}Excuse me, is there a problem here?
{115243}{115304}-Who are you?|-l"m Scott"s father.
{115307}{115369}-Has he done something wrong?|-Yes, actually.
{115371}{115431}He stole $5,000 from me.
{115435}{115459}He did?
{115472}{115531}I assure you he"lI be properly punished.
{115533}{115592}Young man,|stealing money from drug dealers!
{115594}{115636}You are grounded, mister.
{115681}{115764}Have we learned nothing|from the music of John Lennon?
{115766}{115798}""AlI we need is love.""
{115800}{115847}No, alI we need is money!
{115936}{115979}Do you have an Advil?
{115988}{116013}You again.
{116015}{116058}-You"re dead.|-No, you are.
{116192}{116225}You"re doing it wrong.
{116227}{116246}I noticed.
{116248}{116319}The power comes from your back.|Watch. Like this.
{116368}{116423}See? Let me show you again.
{116687}{116744}Who else wants a piece of me?
{116796}{116883}Let"s go, boys! l"lI kick your ass!|l"lI be there!
{117467}{117544}Listen, Calvin, thanks for going|so far out of your way.
{117550}{117607}lt"s really above and beyond the call.
{117611}{117699}Look at this place.|You must"ve robbed a bank at some time.
{117751}{117834}Scott"s probably home.|l"m nervous about what to say to him.
{117836}{117900}Can I give you a little bit of advice here?
{117940}{117984}Stop being so stiff, okay?
{117991}{118079}And lighten up and take that pickle|out of your butt.
{118119}{118180}Listen, it"s not enough to love him...
{118204}{118284}...you must show him you love him.|Give him a big hug.
{118323}{118363}Thank you.
{118375}{118401}Ain"t nothing.
{118403}{118451}-Take care.|-I will. Listen....
{118455}{118477}l"lI calI you.
{118479}{118513}You got my number.
{118515}{118543}You got it.
{118563}{118639}This is for my fine,|his fine and the boy"s fine.
{118650}{118697}This is for getting the car back.
{118699}{118780}This is for the fabulous breakfast we had.
{118785}{118837}Are eggs supposed to make noise|when you eat them?
{118839}{118867}Very funny.
{118873}{118919}Here"s your claim check for the car.
{118921}{118970}-Stay out of trouble.|-Yes, sir.
{118979}{119033}Thanks. See you at the reunion.
{119153}{119233}I go away for a minute|and you buy him this shirt?
{119244}{119277}He wanted it.
{119279}{119333}-You"lI spoiI him.|-One shirt wilI spoiI him.
{119335}{119369}-Fine.|-I like it.
{119483}{119514}What"s wrong?
{119525}{119566}l"m afraid of flying.
{119615}{119651}Give me a minute.
{119653}{119723}-This is not exactly DNA evidence, okay?|-Maybe.
{119729}{119754}Come on.
{119757}{119787}lt"lI be fine.
{119789}{119835}Don"t be afraid, Scotty.
{120018}{120095}lt"s okay. lt"s just a little bump.|You"re doing great.
{120103}{120139}You"re doing great.
{120149}{120219}lt"s okay, breathe. There you go.
{120227}{120263}Just breathe.
{120471}{120515}-Thank you.|-That"s okay.
{121077}{121161}Your shoelace is untied. I got it.|I got it. There you are.
{121191}{121231}lt"s hard with one hand.
{121244}{121274}There you go.
{121607}{121634}Hi, dad.
{121662}{121737}Come in, come in. Are you okay?|Everything alI right?
{121745}{121807}Really? You"re alI right? Really?
{121811}{121859}I was worried. Come here.
{122007}{122031}l"m sorry.
{122033}{122057}l"m sorry. Bob.
{122059}{122089}Jack Lawrence.
{122092}{122117}Dale Putley.
{122119}{122166}Come on in. Your mom"s in back.
{122168}{122195}Nice home.
{122197}{122229}What happened?
{122231}{122312}-A little accident.|-You won"t believe what happened to me.
{122683}{122707}Bright.
{122735}{122779}What color yellow is this?
{123019}{123047}Baby.
{123075}{123115}Oh, sweetheart.
{123554}{123592}Nice family.
{123792}{123821}Such a cute baby.
{123823}{123851}Look at him.
{123932}{123984}Look at this little cowboy hat.
{123991}{124024}l"m taking this.
{124045}{124091}You can"t. lt belongs to them.
{124093}{124123}You"re right.
{124221}{124245}Look.
{124597}{124647}Do you understand the situation?
{124651}{124759}You told them both they were my fathers|so they"d come look for me.
{124773}{124799}Right.
{124813}{124844}I lied to them.
{124855}{124887}Your mother....
{124889}{124983}-Both of us wanted you back so badly.|-I understand.
{125019}{125079}I think it"s time I told them the truth.
{125115}{125167}Would you guys mind if I told them?
{125169}{125192}You?
{125211}{125277}l"m the reason that everything happened,|right?
{125499}{125535}Where"s Jack?
{125547}{125601}ln the den, calling his office.
{125633}{125674}You okay? Everything...
{125695}{125725}...alI right?
{125747}{125777}Yeah, I just...
{125793}{125823}...talked to my mom.
{125825}{125857}Oh, you did?
{125907}{125959}She told me who my reaI father is.
{125989}{126016}Who is it?
{126025}{126059}She says it"s you.
{126097}{126121}Really?
{126125}{126163}She says she"s sure.
{126180}{126230}Oh, God! Come here.
{126363}{126403}I knew! The whirl....
{126407}{126474}We should be quiet.|l"m worried about Jack.
{126480}{126526}Yeah, you"re right, you"re right.
{126528}{126564}-We shouldn"t telI him.|-Right.
{126566}{126612}lt"d break his heart.
{126616}{126650}He seems tough...
{126652}{126692}...but he"s so fragile.
{126778}{126822}lt"lI be our little secret.
{126875}{126942}You know, I was thinking...
{126957}{127007}...maybe in a few years,|l"lI come to Berkeley.
{127009}{127049}Oh, yes, son.
{127116}{127150}Take photography.
{127171}{127208}I called my office.
{127210}{127271}Good news,|everything went bad without me.
{127321}{127347}lt"s not that funny.
{127349}{127395}No, no, it isn"t.
{127448}{127528}l"lI go calI the airport,|see when the next flight home is.
{127616}{127649}What"s with him?
{127659}{127707}He just told me a funny story.
{127767}{127841}So, you know,|I was talking to my mom before....
{127923}{127975}She told me who my reaI father is.
{128147}{128171}Who?
{128211}{128235}You.
{128277}{128302}Me?
{128661}{128698}l"m so happy.
{128706}{128737}Me too.
{128762}{128788}Thank you.
{128811}{128899}I really appreciate everything you"ve done.
{128939}{128967}He told me.
{129197}{129238}Thank you.
{129270}{129301}You"re welcome.
{129502}{129534}See you!
{129951}{130016}Why don"t you come in and relax,|have a drink?
{130031}{130072}You can take a swim if you want.
{130074}{130153}That"s sweet of you,|but l"lI just come in, calI a cab...
{130168}{130209}...head to the airport.
{130275}{130333}You know what? Take my car.
{130367}{130433}You"re giving me your car.|That"s so Elvis of you.
{130435}{130479}Not to keep.
{130502}{130541}No, to take to the airport.
{130543}{130641}Put it in the overnight valet and|one of my interns wilI get it tomorrow.
{130663}{130727}Are you sure you want me driving this car?
{130743}{130819}lt"s just a thing. lt"s just a car. lt"s just a...
{130852}{130917}...a classic, irreplaceable car. That"s all.
{130921}{130967}-What"s this dent?|-Where?
{131027}{131077}You mirth machine.
{131163}{131194}Thanks, Jack.
{131228}{131258}We did good.
{131264}{131293}Yeah, we did.
{131542}{131603}Let it out. lt"s so healthy, Jack.
{131624}{131661}lt"s a breakthrough.
{131721}{131753}l"m fooling you.
{131755}{131819}This is what you look like,|you weepy bastard.
{131905}{131947}Oh, I love you!
{131957}{131993}Please, my sternum.
{132379}{132458}Ease off the clutch|and you won"t get that burning smell.
{132530}{132560}-Fine.|-Don"t worry.
{132562}{132614}-l"m not worried at all.|-I got it.
{132720}{132750}l"m an idiot.
{132754}{132789}l"m a big schmuck.
{132970}{133016}You loaned Dale your Jaguar?
{133028}{133052}Yeah.
{133277}{133312}How did it go?
{133329}{133375}Scott told me l"m his father.
{133563}{133599}I feeI good.
{133611}{133643}I feeI terrific.
{133675}{133716}lt"s, it"s amazing.
{133722}{133763}lt"s wonderfuI news.
{133774}{133837}He was lying to me, but I stilI feeI great.
{133846}{133881}Wait, what?
{133889}{133921}Right to my face.
{133923}{133954}A big time lie.
{133959}{133988}How do you know?
{133990}{134047}l"m a lawyer. People always lie to me.
{134089}{134130}He"s a sweet kid.
{134133}{134219}He lied to me because he wanted me|to feeI good, and I did.
{134228}{134334}Just the idea of being somebody"s father|made me feeI wonderful.
{134430}{134538}Here"s what I think. For the next one,|l"d like to be there from the beginning.
{134650}{134709}Would I be involved this time?
{134727}{134757}Oh, I hope so.
{134782}{134826}I mean, from the beginning.
{135365}{135436}""Houston, we have a problem. Mayday.""
{135634}{135662}Car problem?
{135678}{135702}Yeah.
{135757}{135799}Maybe I could help?
{135811}{135859}Do you know anything about cars?
{135861}{135931}-Yeah. Somewhat of an expert on cars.|-Terrific.
{135939}{135978}What do you think?
{136001}{136031}lt"s not working.
{136033}{136090}lt"s a rental. l"m late for the airport.
{136092}{136187}l"m going to the airport.|I have a 4:00 p.m. flight to San Francisco.
{136234}{136264}-That"s my flight.|-Really?
{136266}{136300}-United.|-321 ?
{136302}{136338}-Right.|-Me too.
{136370}{136407}How richly bizarre.
{136427}{136478}There we go. At your service.
{136488}{136555}-lt"s a beautifuI car.|-Thanks. I just got it.
{136587}{136629}There. Are you in?
{136897}{136935}l"m Virginia Farrell.
{136954}{136982}Dale Putley.
{137138}{137227}WilI anyone be meeting you at the airport?|Like a husband?
{137232}{137281}No, l"m not married.
{137289}{137321}Me neither.
{137351}{137385}Have a boyfriend?
{137390}{137413}No.
{137421}{137450}Me neither.
{137459}{137512}Have you ever been to the wine country?
{137514}{137566}No. l"ve always wanted to go.
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{137710}{137735}-Jack?|-Yes?
{137737}{137769}Guess who?
{137773}{137827}-You know how I hate to fly?|-Where are you?
{137829}{137879}Somewhere on the Coast Highway.
{137881}{137965}-You shouldn"t be there!|-l"m driving to San Francisco.
{137969}{138000}ln my car! No way!
{138002}{138060}l"ve got to. The road is calling me.
{138062}{138141}-I was born to be wild.|-No, you weren"t Dale. No wild.
{143201}{143233}Jack Lawrence.
{143236}{143266}I have a son.
{143292}{143324}He"s yours.
{143344}{143372}Dale Putley.
{143375}{143407}I have a son.
{143413}{143439}l"m your dad.
{143441}{143459}Hi, Scotty.
{143461}{143518}l"m your papa, your daddy, your pre.
{143521}{143551}When can I see him?
{143554}{143584}He"s missing.
{143586}{143609}Missing?
{143611}{143660}The only thing they have in common...
{143662}{143690}Your son ran away?
{143692}{143715}So did mine.
{143717}{143759}How richly bizarre.
{143765}{143788}Got a picture?
{143790}{143832}...happened 17 years ago.
{143836}{143864}There he is.
{143877}{143914}-He"s handsome.|-Thank you.
{143916}{143952}So is my guy.
{143962}{143998}ls this a joke?
{144066}{144104}Who is the father?
{144108}{144130}I don"t know.
{144132}{144165}Please find him.
{144256}{144292}His name is Scott.
{144372}{144420}That"s him, that"s Scott!
{144476}{144517}At least we know he ate.
{144530}{144572}What"s going on?
{144580}{144606}Hi, honey.
{144610}{144644}Someone called?
{144647}{144682}l"m hosing him down.
{144684}{144717}He"s so slippery.
{144719}{144742}l"lI come back.
{144744}{144796}Warner Brothers presents...
{144799}{144848}Seventeen years ago, we both...
{144875}{144910}...your mother....
{144949}{144986}...Robin Williams...
{145043}{145067}Oh, boy!
{145070}{145098}...Billy Crystal...
{145100}{145159}-Sorry. You alI right?|-No, get it off!
{145163}{145202}-lt was an accident!|-My nose!
{145204}{145232}...Julia Louis-Dreyfus...
{145234}{145284}This is your shower buddy?
{145288}{145310}-Yes.|-No.
{145312}{145361}We weren"t in the shower together.
{145363}{145391}The boy and I were.
{145393}{145419}He was soaping him up...
{145422}{145462}-...and hosing him off.|-I was just watching.
{145464}{145494}That"s all.
{145497}{145525}...Nastassja Kinski...
{145528}{145570}I feeI like a loser.
{145573}{145610}Everyone does at 16.
{145613}{145692}To be a true loser|takes years of dedicated ineptitude.
{145696}{145737}...in an lvan Reitman comedy.
{145739}{145762}Uncle!
{145792}{145831}This is too much trouble.
{145833}{145865}lt"s why you don"t have kids.
{145867}{145886}Watch yourself.
{145888}{145947}-You"re selfish.|-And you"re a mess.
{145950}{146005}Yes, but l"m a work-in-progress!
{146008}{146067}Hug me, let"s join our spirits.
{146071}{146101}Oh, boy!
{146135}{146200}-You"re ruining my life.|-Yes. We have to go.
{146208}{146254}Which one is his father?
{146257}{146283}He is.
{146396}{146433}Thank you very much.
