{33}{96}   [ Rock Band Warming Up ]
{352}{423}[ Man ] Okay, guys, here we go.|Here we go.
{426}{474}One, two--
{478}{524}One, two, three--
{526}{611}   [ Rock ]
{615}{684}  It's been one week|since you looked at me  
{687}{734}  Cocked your head to the side|and said I'm angry  
{737}{782}  Five days since you|laughed at me saying  
{786}{837}  Get that together|come back and see me  
{840}{885}  Three days since|the living room  
{888}{935}  I realised it's all my fault|but couldn't tell you  
{939}{983}  Yesterday you'd forgiven me  
{986}{1041}  But it'll still be two days|till I say I'm sorry  
{1043}{1102}  Hold it now and watch the hoodwink|as I make you stop, think  
{1106}{1168}  You'll think you're looking at Aquaman|l summon fish to the dish  
{1171}{1244}  Though I like my Chalet Swiss|l like the sushi 'cause it's|never touched a frying pan  
{1247}{1310}  Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes|Big like Leann Rimes  
{1314}{1385}  Because I'm all about value|Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits  
{1388}{1448}  You try to match wits|You try to hold me but I bust through  
{1450}{1498}  Gonna make a break and take a fake|l'd like a stinkin' achin' shake  
{1501}{1552}  I like vanilla|It's the finest of the flavours  
{1555}{1600}  Gotta see the show 'cause then you'll|know the vertigo is gonna grow  
{1603}{1661}  'Cause it's so dangerous|you'll have to sign a waiver   
{1664}{1745}   [ Hard Rock ]
{1749}{1846}  I don't give a damn|'bout my reputation  
{1850}{1914}  You're livin' in the past|It's a new generation  
{1973}{2069}  A girl can do what she wants to do|and that's what I'm gonna do  
{2071}{2141}  And I don't give a damn|'bout my bad reputation  
{2194}{2245}-   Oh, no  |-   No, no, no, no, no, no  
{2249}{2309}-   Not me  |-   Me, me, me, me, me, me  
{2313}{2421}  And I don't give a damn|'bout my reputation  
{2425}{2511}  Never said I wanted|to improve my station  
{2514}{2586}  And I'm only doing good|when I'm having fun  
{2589}{2645}  And I don't have|to please no one  
{2649}{2737}-   And I don't give a damn|'bout my bad reputation  |- Hey !
{2741}{2806}-   Oh, no  |-   No, no, no, no, no, no  
{2810}{2866}-   Not me   |- [ Computer Keys Clacking ]
{2869}{2949}I'll be right with you.
{3206}{3301}So, Cameron.|Here you go.
{3304}{3389}Nine schools in ten years.|My, my. Army brat ?
{3392}{3453}- Yeah. M-My dad is, uh--|- That's enough.
{3498}{3575}I'm sure you won't find Padua|any different than your old schools.
{3578}{3675}Same little ass-wipe shit-for-brains|everywhere. [ Chuckles ]
{3678}{3817}Excuse me ? Did you just say--|Am I in the right office ?
{3820}{3886}Not any more, you're not. I've got|deviants to see and a novel to finish.
{3889}{3938}Now, scoot. Scoot !
{3942}{4001}Okay.|[ Clears Throat ]
{4003}{4075}Thanks. Thanks a lot.
{4142}{4189}Patrick Verona.
{4192}{4253}l see we're making|our visits a weekly ritual.
{4257}{4335}Only so we can have these moments|together. Should l, uh, hit the lights ?
{4339}{4404}Oh, very clever,|kangaroo boy.
{4407}{4471}Says here you exposed yourself|in the cafeteria ?
{4474}{4541}l was joking with the lunch lady.|It was a bratwurst.
{4543}{4617}Bratwurst ?
{4620}{4677}Aren't we the optimist ?
{4732}{4818}Next time, keep it|in your pouch, okay ?
{4821}{4866}Scoot !
{5192}{5251}Hello ! Michael Eckman.|I'm supposed to show you around.
{5254}{5306}Oh, hi. Thank God.|You know, uh--
{5310}{5397}- Normally they send down|one of those audio visual geeks.|- No, I do.
{5400}{5457}- I know what you mean.|- Hey, Michael, where should l|put those slides ?
{5460}{5565}Michael ?|So, uh-- Cameron.
{5567}{5665}Here's the breakdown. Over there,|we've got your basic beautiful people.
{5667}{5748}Now listen. Unless they talk|to you first, don't bother.
{5750}{5819}- Wait. ls that your rule or theirs ?|- Watch. Hey, there.
{5823}{5880}- Eat me.|- You see that ?
{5926}{5971}- To the left, we have the coffee kids.|- [ Coffee Spilling ]
{5975}{6031}- That was Costa Rican, butthead !|- Very edgy.
{6035}{6079}Don't make any sudden|movements around them.
{6082}{6141}These delusionals|are your white Rastas.
{6145}{6202}They're big Marley fans.|They think they're black.
{6206}{6257}- Semi-political, but mostly--|- Smoke a lot of weed ?
{6260}{6330}- Yeah. These guys--|- Wait, wait. Let me guess. Cowboys ?
{6334}{6406}Yeah, but the closest they've come|to a cow is McDonald's.
{6409}{6492}[ Chuckling ]|McDonald's.
{6495}{6575}These are your future MBAs.|We're all lvy League accepted.
{6579}{6623}Yuppie greed is back,|my friend.
{6626}{6690}- Hey, guys, how you doin' ?|- Close it, Bogey !
{6726}{6795}- Yesterday, I was their god.|- What happened ?
{6798}{6885}[ Sighs ] Bogey Lowenstein|started a rumour that l--
{6889}{6966}that I buy my lzods|at an outlet mall.
{6970}{7037}- So they kicked you out ?|- Hostile takeover. But don't worry.
{7040}{7109}- He'll pay. Now, over here--|- Oh, my God.
{7309}{7386}- What group is she in ?|- The ''don't even think about it'' group.
{7390}{7485}- That's Bianca Stratford.|She's a sophomore.|- I burn, I pine, I perish.
{7489}{7569}Of course you do.|You know, she's beautiful and deep.
{7571}{7617}I'm sure.
{7620}{7681}Yeah, but see, there's a difference|between like and love.
{7684}{7773}Because I like my Skechers,|but I love my Prada backpack.
{7776}{7827}But I love my Skechers.
{7831}{7911}- That's because|you don't have a Prada backpack.|- Oh.
{7950}{8019}Listen, forget her.|lncredibly uptight father.
{8023}{8103}And it's a widely known fact|that the Stratford sisters|aren't allowed to date.
{8106}{8166}Uh-huh. Yeah.
{8170}{8214}- Whatever.|- [ Bell Rings ]
{8237}{8304}[ Chattering ]
{8375}{8463}Okay, then. What did everyone|think of The Sun Also Rises ?
{8467}{8549}l loved it.|He's so romantic.
{8551}{8604}Romantic ?|Hemingway ?
{8606}{8675}He was an abusive, alcoholic misogynist|who squandered half his life...
{8678}{8737}hanging around Picasso|trying to nail his leftovers.
{8740}{8818}As opposed to a bitter,|self-righteous hag who has no friends ?
{8821}{8877}[ Students Chuckling ]
{8881}{8943}Pipe down, Chachi.
{8946}{9043}l guess in this society, being male and|an asshole makes you worthy of our time.
{9046}{9111}- [ Students Groaning ]|- What about Sylvia Plath...
{9115}{9179}or Charlotte Bronte|or Simone de Beauvoir ?
{9181}{9234}[ Panting ]|What'd I miss ?
{9237}{9327}The oppressive patriarchal values|that dictate our education.
{9331}{9393}Good.
{9395}{9441}- Hey, hey !|- [ Boy ] Mr Morgan.
{9443}{9541}ls there any chance|we could get Kat to take her Midol|before she comes to class ?
{9545}{9594}[ Students Chuckling ]
{9598}{9702}Someday you're gonna get bitch-slapped,|and I'm not gonna do a thing to stop it.
{9706}{9761}And Kat, I want to thank you|for your point of view.
{9764}{9829}l know how difficuIt it must be for you|to overcome all those years...
{9831}{9896}of upper-middle class|suburban oppression.
{9898}{9947}Must be tough.
{9951}{10037}But the next time you storm the P.T.A.,|crusading for better lunch meat...
{10040}{10084}or whatever it is|you white girls complain about,
{10087}{10151}ask them why they can't buy a book|written by a black man !
{10154}{10239}- That's right, mon !|- Don't even get me started on you two.
{10243}{10293}[ Both Mumbling ]
{10296}{10381}- Anything else ?|- Yeah, go to the office.|You're pissing me off.
{10384}{10457}- What ? Mr Morgan--|- Later !
{10500}{10589}- [ Scattered Chuckling ]|- Wha--
{10592}{10672}Undulating with desire,
{10675}{10741}Adrienne removes her red--
{10790}{10846}[ Sighs ]
{11015}{11068}crimson cape...
{11070}{11156}at the sight of|Reginald's stiff and--
{11237}{11282}Judith !
{11321}{11403}What's another word|for ''engorged'' ?
{11406}{11458}I'll look it up.
{11462}{11523}Okay.
{11526}{11629}- Swollen. Turgid.|- Tumescent ?
{11631}{11697}Perfect.
{11700}{11789}So, I hear you were terrorizing|Mr Morgan's class again.
{11843}{11889}Expressing my opinion|is not a terrorist action.
{11893}{11983}The way you expressed your opinion|to Bobby Ridgeway ?
{11987}{12046}By the way, his testicle|retrieval operation went quite well,
{12050}{12086}in case you're interested.
{12090}{12159}l still maintain that he|kicked himself in the balls.
{12162}{12232}The point is, Kat--
{12284}{12367}- Cat.|- [ Sighs ]
{12370}{12415}[ Purrs ]
{12459}{12506}People perceive you as somewhat--
{12509}{12600}- Tempestuous ?|- ''Heinous bitch''|is the term used most often.
{12668}{12750}You might want to work on that.
{12754}{12802}Thank you.
{12806}{12869}As always, thank you|for your excellent guidance.
{12909}{12977}I'll let you get back|to Reginald's quivering member.
{13016}{13102}''Quivering member.''|l like that.
{13106}{13173}Virgin alert.|Your favourite.
{13308}{13373}Ooh.|Lookin' good, ladies.
{13377}{13440}Oh, she's out of reach, even for you.
{13443}{13534}- No one's out of reach for me.|- You wanna put money on that ?
{13537}{13587}Money, I've got.
{13590}{13674}- This I'm gonna do for fun.|- [ Scoffs ]
{13722}{13773}- Who's that guy ?|- That's Joey Donner.
{13775}{13836}He's a jerk off, and a model.
{13838}{13884}- He's a model ? [ Chuckles ]|- A model.
{13887}{13957}Mostly regional stuff, but he's rumoured|to have a big tube sock ad coming out.
{13959}{14006}- Really ?|- Really.
{14118}{14189}Man, look at her.|ls she always so--
{14191}{14259}- Vapid ?|- How can you say that ? She's totally--
{14262}{14307}- Conceited.|- What are you talking about ?
{14311}{14365}There's more to her than you think.
{14368}{14477}Look at the way s-she smiles,|and-and look at her eyes, man.
{14481}{14560}She's totally pure.|You're missing what's there.
{14562}{14627}No, no, Cameron, no.|What's there...
{14631}{14733}is a snotty little princess wearing|a strategically planned sun dress...
{14737}{14813}to make guys like us realise|that we can never touch her...
{14816}{14886}and guys like Joey realise|that they want to.
{14890}{14971}She, my friend, is what we will spend|the rest of our lives not having.
{14975}{15023}Put her in your spank bank,|move on.
{15027}{15097}- Move on.|- No, no. You're wrong about her.
{15100}{15185}l mean, you know, not about the spanking|part, but the rest, you're wrong.
{15187}{15272}All right-- I'm wrong ?|You wanna take a shot, be my guest.
{15275}{15320}She's actually looking|for a French tutor.
{15322}{15370}Are you serious ?|That's perfect !
{15374}{15423}D-Do you speak French ?
{15427}{15477}Well, no, but I will.
{15553}{15638}Hey. Your little Rambo look|is out, Kat.
{15641}{15730}- Didn't you read last month's Cosmo ?|- Run along.
{15806}{15883}l know you can be overwhelmed,|and you can be underwhelmed,
{15887}{15943}but can you ever|just be ''whelmed'' ?
{15946}{16039}- I think you can in Europe.|- Hi, ladies.
{16043}{16109}Would you sweet young things|like a ride ?
{16222}{16287}Careful on the leather.
{16325}{16370}Whoo !
{16374}{16437}That's a charming|new development.
{16440}{16507}It's disgusting.
{16559}{16633}Remove head from sphincter,|then drive !
{16747}{16871}- You okay ?|- Yeah. Just a minor encounter|with the shrew.
{16875}{16958}- That's your girlfriend's sister.|- That's Bianca's sister ?
{16962}{17045}The mewling, rampalian wretch herself.
{17049}{17101}- [ Sighs ] Stay cool, bro.|- Yeah, see you later.
{17144}{17211}Look out !
{17315}{17385}My balls !|Oh, boy.
{17537}{17581}[ Grunts ]
{17759}{17865}[ Laughs ]|Yeah, whoo !
{18290}{18400}  Sunshine on the window  
{18403}{18463}  Makes me happy  
{18466}{18537}  Like I should be  
{18540}{18649}  Outside all around me  
{18653}{18709}  Really sleazy  
{18712}{18780}  Then it hits me  
{18783}{18829}  Don't tell me  
{18831}{18901}  You can't see|what it means to me  
{18903}{19003}  Me, me, me   
{19006}{19079}Hello, Katarina.|Make anyone cry today ?
{19083}{19181}Sadly, no.|But it's only 4:30.
{19184}{19233}- Hi, Daddy.|- Hello, precious.
{19236}{19302}- And where have you been ?|- Nowhere.
{19306}{19365}Hey, what's this ?|It says Sarah Lawrence.
{19368}{19428}[ Gasps ]
{19459}{19513}[ Screams ]|l got in !
{19516}{19562}[ Giggling Excitedly ]|l got in !
{19565}{19618}Uh, honey,|that's great,
{19621}{19671}but isn't Sarah Lawrence|on the other side of the country ?
{19675}{19727}- Thus the basis of its appeal.|- [ Chuckles ]
{19731}{19784}l thought you decided you were|going to stay here and go to school.
{19787}{19889}''U Dub,'' like me.|Be a Husky. [ Growling ]
{19893}{19943}No, you decided.
{19946}{20011}Oh, okay, so what, you just pick up|and leave, is that it ?
{20015}{20047}Let's hope so.
{20050}{20105}Ask Bianca who drove her home.
{20108}{20164}Kat, don't change the--|Drove ? Who drove you home ?
{20166}{20229}Now, don't get upset, Daddy,|but there's this boy--
{20231}{20296}- Who's a flaming imbecile.|- And I think he might ask me--
{20299}{20344}Please. I think I know|what he's going to ask you.
{20346}{20413}And I think I know the answer-- no.|It's always no.
{20416}{20513}What are the two house rules ?|Number one: no dating till you graduate.
{20516}{20583}Number two:|no dating till you graduate.
{20587}{20655}- That's it.|- Daddy, that's so unfair.
{20659}{20727}All right, you want to know|what's unfair ? This is for you too.
{20731}{20806}This morning I delivered a set of twins|to a 15-year-old girl.
{20809}{20863}Do you know what|she said to me ?
{20866}{20962}I'm a crack whore who should have|made my skeezy boyfriend wear a condom ?
{21002}{21053}Close, but no.
{21056}{21134}She said,|''l should have listened to my father.''
{21137}{21195}- She did not.|- Well, that's what|she would have said...
{21199}{21245}if she wasn't so doped up.
{21247}{21323}Can we focus on me|for a second, please ?
{21327}{21374}l am the only girl in school|who's not dating.
{21378}{21442}- Oh, no you're not.|Your sister doesn't date.|- And I don't intend to.
{21446}{21559}- And why is that again ?|- Have you seen the unwashed miscreants|that go to that school ?
{21562}{21623}Where did you come from ?|Planet Loser ?
{21627}{21692}- As opposed to|Planet Look At Me, Look At Me.|- [ Scoffs ]
{21694}{21755}[ Claps Hands ]|Okay, here's how we solve this one.
{21759}{21845}Old rule out.|New rule: Bianca can date...
{21899}{21981}when she does.
{21984}{22045}But she's a mutant !|What if she never dates ?
{22049}{22103}Then you'll never date.|Oh, I like that.
{22106}{22161}And I'll get to|sleep at night.
{22165}{22229}The deep slumber of a father whose|daughters aren't out being impregnated.
{22231}{22299}[ Pager Beeping ]
{22303}{22354}- We'll talk about Sarah Lawrence later.|- Fine.
{22358}{22441}- Wait ! Daddy !|- Gotta go.
{22444}{22493}Can't you just find|some blind, deaf retard...
{22496}{22550}to take you to the movies|so I can have one date ?
{22553}{22598}I'm sorry. Looks like you'll|just have to miss out...
{22602}{22665}on the witty repartee|of Joey ''Eat Me'' Donner.
{22668}{22716}[ Scoffs ]|You suck.
{22718}{22763}[ Mockingly ]|You suck.
{23074}{23118}Hi.|Can we make this quick ?
{23121}{23173}Roxanne Corinne and Andrew Jarrett|are having an incredibly horrendous...
{23175}{23255}public break-up on the quad...|again.
{23259}{23327}Oh, yeah, um, okay.|l thought that we'd, um,
{23331}{23405}start with pronunciation,|if that's all right with you.
{23409}{23469}Not the hacking and gagging|and spitting part, please.
{23471}{23549}Well, uh, there is|an aIternative.
{23552}{23628}- There is ?|- Yeah, French food.
{23631}{23728}We could eat some together, uh,
{23731}{23805}Saturday night ?
{23809}{23890}You're asking me out ?
{23893}{23953}That's so cute.|What's your name again ?
{23956}{24033}Cameron. Listen, I know that|your dad doesn't let you date,
{24037}{24087}but I thought that if|it was for French class.
{24090}{24165}- Oh, wait a minute. Curtis--|- Cameron.
{24168}{24259}My dad just came up with a new rule.|l can date when my sister does.
{24262}{24329}You're kidding.|Let me ask you, do you like sailing ?
{24333}{24409}- 'Cause I read about this|place that rents boats--|- A beaucoup problemo, Calvin.
{24412}{24513}ln case you haven't heard, my sister's|a particularly hideous breed of loser.
{24516}{24623}Yeah. Yeah, I noticed|she's a little... antisocial.
{24627}{24700}- Why is that ?|- Unsolved mystery.
{24703}{24763}She used to be really popular,|and then it was like...
{24766}{24819}she got sick of it or something.
{24822}{24916}Theories abound as to why,|but I'm pretty sure she's just|incapable of human interaction.
{24918}{24981}Plus, she's a bitch.
{25018}{25064}Well, yeah, but I'm sure,|you know, that there are...
{25066}{25137}lots of guys who wouldn't mind|going out with a difficuIt woman.
{25140}{25257}l mean, you know, people jump out|of aeroplanes and ski off cliffs.
{25259}{25338}It'd be like ''Extreme Dating.''|Huh ?
{25371}{25429}You think you could find|someone that extreme ?
{25431}{25476}Yeah, sure, why not ?
{25478}{25561}- And you'd do that for me ?|- Hell, yes !
{25563}{25645}l-l mean, you know,|l could look into it.
{25676}{25732}[ Bell Rings ]
{25786}{25877}Now, I have gathered a group of guys--|couldn't be more perfect.
{25880}{25945}Padua's finest.
{26026}{26095}Hi.|How you doin' ?
{26099}{26189}Would any of you be interested|in dating Katarina Stratford ?
{26192}{26241}[ Laughing ]
{26295}{26349}[ Chuckles ]|I've never been that ripped.
{26352}{26427}Maybe if we were|the last two people alive,
{26431}{26477}and there were no sheep.
{26480}{26525}- Are there sheep ?|- [ Screaming ]
{26683}{26741}Did I or did I not tell you|it was pointless ?
{26744}{26789}No one will go out with her.
{26902}{26949}Hey, hey, what about him ?
{26951}{27014}Him ? No, don't--|don't look at him, okay ?
{27018}{27113}He's a criminal.|l heard he lit a state trooper on fire.
{27117}{27212}- He just did a year in San Quentin.|- Well, at least he's horny.
{27214}{27277}I'm serious, man.|He's whacked.
{27281}{27389}He sold his own liver on the|black market for a new set of speakers.
{27557}{27602}He's our guy.
{27667}{27731}[ Clears Throat ]
{28018}{28067}Hi.|How you doin' ?
{28070}{28127}- Listen, l--|- [ Drill Whirring ]
{28167}{28229}Okay.|Later, then.
{28400}{28466}How do we get him|to date Kat ?
{28469}{28535}[ Sighs ]|l don't know.
{28538}{28621}l mean, uh,|we could pay him,
{28625}{28679}but we don't have any money.
{28682}{28745}Yeah, well,|what we need is a backer.
{28748}{28845}- What's that ?|- Someone with money who's stupid.
{28935}{28979}Oh, yeah.
{29185}{29241}ls that a peach Fruit Roll-Up ?|Because you don't see many--
{29244}{29313}Oh, okay.|Yeah. All right.
{29317}{29365}- Are you lost ?|- No.
{29368}{29415}Actually, I just came by to chat.
{29445}{29503}- We don't chat.|- Well, actually, I thought...
{29506}{29569}that l'd run an idea by you,|just to see if you're interested.
{29572}{29638}- I'm not.|- Well, hear me out.
{29642}{29715}Now, you want Bianca, right ?
{29718}{29807}But she can't go out with you|because her sister...
{29811}{29889}is this insane head case, and no one|will go out with her, right ?
{29892}{29947}Does this conversation|have a purpose ?
{29950}{30016}What I think you need to do,
{30018}{30072}is you need to hire a guy|who'll go out with her.
{30075}{30156}Someone who doesn't scare so easily.
{30158}{30237}[ Joey ]|That guy ?
{30241}{30327}- I heard he ate a live duck once.|- Everything but the beak and feet.
{30331}{30396}Clearly, he's a solid investment.
{30431}{30475}- What's in it for you ?|- Hey.
{30479}{30571}I'm walking down the hall and|l say hello to you, you say hello to me.
{30575}{30650}Yeah, yeah, I get it.|You're cool by association.
{30654}{30712}[ Clears Throat ]|I'll think about it.
{30814}{30859}- We're done now.|- Yeah.
{30982}{31050}- What are you doing|getting him involved ?|- Relax, now. Relax.
{31054}{31101}We let him pretend|he's calling the shots.
{31104}{31198}While he's busy setting things up,|you have time with Bianca.
{31241}{31317}- That is a good idea. All right.|- [ Chuckling ]
{31360}{31424}l have a dick on my face, don't I ?
{31517}{31576}Now, remember, guys--
{31579}{31662}grip it and rip it.
{31872}{31924}[ Whistles Blowing ]
{31976}{32024}Hey.|How you doin' ?
{32136}{32181}l had some great duck last night.
{32232}{32293}Do I know you ?
{32295}{32357}You see that girl ?
{32391}{32455}- Yeah.|- That's Kat Stratford.
{32458}{32510}- I want you to go out with her.|- [ Scoffs ]
{32513}{32565}Yeah, sure, Sparky.
{32602}{32696}Look, I can't take out her sister|until Kat starts dating.
{32699}{32764}You see, their dad's whacked out.|He's got this rule where the girls--
{32767}{32852}That's a touching story. It really is.|Not my problem.
{32855}{32909}Would you be willing|to make it your problem...
{32912}{32961}if I provide generous compensation ?
{33006}{33073}[ Chuckles ] You're gonna pay me|to take out some chick ?
{33076}{33153}- Mm-hmm.|- [ Chuckles ]
{33156}{33219}- How much ?|- Twenty bucks.
{33287}{33349}- [ Grunts ]|- [ Whistle Blowing ]
{33416}{33491}Fine, 30.
{33494}{33541}Well, let's think about this.
{33543}{33639}We go to the movies,|that's, uh, 15 bucks.
{33693}{33794}We get popcorn, that's, uh, 53.
{33798}{33851}And she'll want Raisinettes,|all right ?
{33855}{33945}So, uh, we're looking at 75 bucks.
{33948}{34041}This isn't a negotiation.|Take it or leave it, Trailer Park.
{34043}{34105}Fifty bucks|and we got a deal, Fabio.
{34180}{34286}- [ Whistle Blowing ]|- Great practise, everybody.
{34289}{34363}- Good hustle, Stratford.|- [ Kat ] Thanks, Mr Chapin.
{34568}{34632}Hey there, girlie.
{34635}{34705}- How you doin' ?|- Sweating like a pig, actually.|And yourself ?
{34707}{34769}Now, there's a way to get|a guy's attention, huh ?
{34773}{34825}My mission in life.
{34827}{34890}But obviously, I struck your fancy,|so, you see, it worked.
{34893}{34972}- The world makes sense again.|- [ Chuckles ]
{34975}{35055}- Pick you up on Friday, then.|- Oh, right. Friday. Uh-huh.
{35094}{35168}Well, the night I take you places|you've never been before.
{35170}{35223}Like where ?|The 7-11 on Broadway ?
{35226}{35291}Do you even know my name, screw boy ?
{35294}{35341}l know a lot more than you think.
{35343}{35403}Doubtful.|Very doubtful.
{35570}{35641}- We are screwed.|- Hey, I don't want to hear|that defeatist attitude.
{35644}{35720}- I want to hear you upbeat.|- [ Cheerfully ] We're screwed !
{35723}{35773}- There you go.|- [ Girl ] Hey, Coach Chapin !
{35891}{35935}Run, Bogey !
{36111}{36161}Have you ever considered a new look ?
{36163}{36215}l mean, seriously. You could|have some definite potential...
{36218}{36271}buried under all this hostility.
{36275}{36340}I'm not hostile.|I'm annoyed.
{36343}{36389}Why don't you try being nice ?
{36393}{36437}People wouldn't know what to think.
{36441}{36517}- You forget,|l don't care what people think.|- Yes, you do.
{36520}{36601}No, I don't.
{36605}{36701}You don't always have to be|who they want you to be, you know.
{36704}{36764}l happen to like being adored,|thank you.
{36767}{36817}Where'd you get the pearls ?
{36820}{36929}- They're Mom's.|- And you've been what,|hiding them for three years ?
{36931}{36993}No. Daddy found them|in a drawer last week.
{36995}{37043}So you're just gonna start|wearing them now ?
{37047}{37104}It's not like she's|coming back to claim them !
{37151}{37247}Besides, they look good on me.
{37250}{37317}Trust me.|They don't.
{37437}{37501}Nice ride.|Vintage fenders.
{37504}{37559}Are you following me ?
{37562}{37637}l was in the laundromat.|l saw your car. I came over to say hi.
{37639}{37713}Hi.
{37716}{37789}- Not a big talker, huh ?|- Depends on the topic.
{37792}{37849}My fenders don't really whip me|into a verbal frenzy.
{37851}{37949}- You're not afraid of me, are you ?|- Why would I be afraid of you ?
{37952}{38011}- Well, most people are.|- Well, I'm not.
{38014}{38107}Well, maybe you're not afraid of me, but|I'm sure you've thought about me naked.
{38111}{38169}Am I that transparent ?
{38172}{38237}l want you, I need you.|Oh, baby, oh, baby.
{38349}{38453}   [ Hip-Hop Playing On Stereo ]
{38456}{38508}[ Groans ]|What is it, asshole day ?
{38538}{38613}- Do you mind ?|- Not at all.
{38823}{38894}- [ Laughing ]|- You bitch !
{38925}{39012}[ Chuckles ]|Whoops.
{39014}{39076}''Whoops'' ?
{39079}{39141}My insurance does not cover P.M.S. !
{39143}{39254}[ Sighs ]|Well, then tell them I had a seizure.
{39257}{39341}ls this about Sarah Lawrence ?|Are you punishing me because|l want you to stay close to home ?
{39344}{39396}Aren't you punishing me|because Mom left ?
{39399}{39465}- You think you could leave her|out of this ?|- Fine.
{39468}{39551}- Then stop making my decisions for me.|- I'm your father. That's my right.
{39555}{39600}So what I want doesn't matter.
{39602}{39647}You're 18.|You don't know what you want.
{39650}{39699}And you won't know|what you want till you're 45,
{39702}{39759}and even if you get it,|you'll be too old to use it.
{39762}{39810}l want to go|to an east coast school !
{39813}{39874}l want you to trust me|to make my own choices...
{39877}{39949}and I want you to stop|trying to control my life|just because you can't control yours !
{39951}{40031}- Yeah ? Well, you know what I want ?|- [ Pager Beeping ]
{40035}{40107}[ Groans ]|We'll continue this later.
{40111}{40157}Can't wait.
{40213}{40265}Did you just maim Joey's car ?
{40268}{40315}Yeah. Looks like you're gonna|have to take the bus.
{40318}{40385}Has the fact|that you're completely psycho...
{40388}{40433}managed to escape your attention ?
{40437}{40481}Daddy !
{40608}{40705}- When I shell out 50, I expect resuIts.|- Yeah, I'm on it.
{40708}{40777}Watching that bitch violate my car|doesn't count as a date.
{40781}{40873}Now, if you don't get any,|l don't get any.
{40876}{40927}So get some.
{40955}{41005}l just upped my price.
{41008}{41090}- What ?|- Hundred bucks a date.
{41093}{41169}- ln advance.|- [ Scoffs ] Forget it.
{41173}{41228}Well, forget her sister, then.
{41333}{41405}You better hope you're as smooth|as you think you are, Verona.
{41699}{41741}- Go.|- No, you go.
{41744}{41794}l went before.
{41987}{42051}We know what you're trying to do|with Kat Stratford.
{42055}{42131}ls that right ?|What do you plan to do about it ?
{42135}{42209}- Help you out.|- Why's that ?
{42212}{42262}[ Stammering ]|The situation is,
{42266}{42384}my man Cameron here|has a major jones for Bianca Stratford.
{42387}{42440}What is it with this chick ?|She have beer-flavoured nipples ?
{42443}{42529}- Hey !|- l-l, uh-- I think I speak correctly...
{42531}{42594}when I say that Cameron's love is pure,
{42598}{42642}purer than, say, Joey Donner's.
{42645}{42703}I'm in this for the cash.|Donner can plough whoever he wants.
{42706}{42765}Okay, there will be no ploughing.
{42768}{42829}Patrick, uh-- Pat--
{42831}{42884}Let me explain something|to you here.
{42887}{42980}We set this whole thing up|so Cameron can get the girl. Cameron.
{42982}{43041}Joey's just a pawn.
{43106}{43177}- So, you two are gonna|help me tame the wild beast.|- Absolutely.
{43180}{43245}We'll do some research,|we'll find out what she likes.
{43249}{43296}We're your guys.
{43299}{43399}And he means that in|a strictly non-prison movie type of way.
{43402}{43486}Uh, [ Clears Throat ]|let's start here.
{43489}{43561}Now, Friday night,|Bogey Lowenstein is having a party.
{43564}{43613}It's the perfect opportunity.
{43617}{43705}- Perfect opportunity for what ?|- For you to take out Kat.
{43732}{43777}I'll think about it.
{43827}{43892}And for a little payback.
{43894}{43954}This is gonna be some party.
{44179}{44244}Let's do this.
{44379}{44448}  Sexy boy  
{44582}{44654}  Sexy boy  
{44706}{44783}Now, this is really important, okay ?
{44787}{44840}Which one do you like better ?
{44911}{45029}Hmm. I think I like|the white shirt better.
{45032}{45089}- Yeah, it's-- It's more--|- Pensive ?
{45125}{45187}Damn.|l was going for thoughtful.
{45191}{45261}So, are you going to Bogie Lowenbrau's|thing on Friday night ?
{45264}{45315}Yeah, I might.
{45318}{45391}Good, 'cause you know, I'm not|gonna bother if you won't be there.
{45444}{45500}- [ Bell Ringing ]|- See you there.
{45502}{45559}- Okay.|- All right.
{45608}{45673}  Sexy boy   
{45957}{46025}[ Cameron ] So, have you heard|about Bogey Lowenstein's party ?
{46029}{46126}Yes, and I really, really,|really want to go.
{46130}{46215}But you know I can't.|Not unless my sister does.
{46218}{46276}Yeah, I know.|I'm working on that, but so far,
{46279}{46339}you know, she's not going for my guy.
{46343}{46423}- She's not a--|- K.D. Lang fan ? No.
{46426}{46481}l found a picture of Jared Leto|in her drawer once,
{46485}{46564}so I'm pretty sure she's not|harbouring same-sex tendencies.
{46567}{46641}Okay, so that's the kind of guys|she likes-- Like, pretty guys.
{46643}{46706}l don't know.|All I've ever heard her say...
{46710}{46769}is that she'd die before|dating a guy that smokes.
{46772}{46829}Okay, all right, no smoking.|What else ?
{46831}{46885}You're asking me|to investigate the inner workings...
{46887}{46933}of my sister's twisted mind ?
{46936}{46984}l don't think so.
{46987}{47099}Well, nothing else has worked.|We need to go behind enemy lines here.
{47207}{47277}Okay, here we go.
{47280}{47329}Class schedule, reading list,
{47331}{47411}date book, concert tickets,|concert tickets.
{47512}{47577}Aha ! Black panties !
{47581}{47628}What does that tell us ?
{47660}{47707}She wants to have sex someday,|that's what.
{47711}{47763}You--|She could just like the colour.
{47767}{47840}You don't buy black lingerie|unless you want someone to see it.
{47867}{47901}Oh.
{47905}{48003}So, uh--|Can I see your room ?
{48037}{48101}No.
{48150}{48205}A girl's room is very personal.
{48235}{48317}Oh, okay.|[ Clears Throat ]
{48367}{48463}[ Beeping Horn ]
{48547}{48613}- Nice bike.|- Yeah, you think so ?
{48955}{49029}Wow.|ls this what a bar looks like ?
{49058}{49137}Don't touch anything.|You may get hepatitis.
{49373}{49432}So, what have you got for me ?
{49435}{49545}A little insight|into a very complicated girl.
{49549}{49617}Excuse me.|Just one question before we start.
{49620}{49689}Should you be drinking alcohol|when you don't have a liver ?
{49692}{49777}- What ?|- Nothing. Nothing.
{49780}{49889}All right, first thing.|Kat hates smokers.
{49954}{50035}So, you're telling me|I'm a... non-smoker.
{50038}{50142}- Yes. Well, just for now.|- And here's another problem.
{50145}{50259}Bianca said that Kat likes pretty guys.
{50418}{50501}- Are you telling me|I'm not a pretty guy ?|- He's very pretty !
{50505}{50566}- This is a gorgeous guy.|- I just wasn't sure. I didn't know.
{50633}{50726}All right. Uh, yeah, okay.|Here's this.
{50730}{50796}[ Clears Throat ]|''Likes.
{50799}{50900}''Thai food, feminist prose|and angry girl music...
{50902}{50958}of the indie rock persuasion.''
{50962}{51029}Here's a list of CDs|she has in her room.
{51089}{51137}So, I'm supposed to buy her|some noodles and a book...
{51141}{51193}and sit around listening to chicks who|can't play their instruments, right ?
{51195}{51247}Have you ever been to Club Skunk ?
{51250}{51330}[ Cameron ] Her favourite band's|playing there tomorrow night.
{51334}{51383}l can't be seen at Club Skunk,|all right ?
{51387}{51443}But she'll be there.|She's got tickets.
{51447}{51498}Assail your ears for one night.
{51546}{51610}She has a pair of black underwear.
{51639}{51691}[ Cameron ]|lf that helps.
{51695}{51761}Couldn't hurt, right ?|[ Chuckles ]
{51765}{51829}   [ Rock ]
{52119}{52201}  You can talk  
{52203}{52287}  You can talk about it  
{52290}{52373}  lf I'm wrong  
{52375}{52461}  lf I'm wrong|I'll take the blame  
{52464}{52545}  You can talk  
{52549}{52631}  As the hours slip away  
{52635}{52717}  As my own  
{52720}{52821}  I can call another day  
{52825}{52908}  Come on, come on  
{52911}{52990}  To my embrace  
{52994}{53082}  How you sleep so easy  
{53086}{53174}  ls a mystery  
{53177}{53269}  You caught my ear  
{53273}{53364}  Pressed to the glass|Pressed to the wall  
{53366}{53443}  By the way  
{53447}{53529}  It's your second face|l didn't see  
{53533}{53593}  Thought what I heard  
{53596}{53644}-    [ Continues, lndistinct ]|- Verona ! What are you doing here ?
{53647}{53713}l need agua !
{53716}{53831}  All the things|l didn't know about you  
{53835}{53895}-   So won't you come on, come on  |- Two waters.
{53899}{54027}  Come on to my embrace   
{54087}{54147}lf you're planning on asking me out,|you might as well just get it over with.
{54150}{54236}Do you mind ?|You're kind of ruining this for me.
{54238}{54293}You're not surrounded by|your usual cloud of smoke.
{54297}{54366}l know. I quit.|Apparently they're bad for you.
{54370}{54443}You think ?
{54447}{54522}You know, these guys|are no Bikini Kill or the Raincoats.
{54525}{54574}But they're not bad.
{54650}{54742}- You know who the Raincoats are ?|- Why, don't you ?
{54803}{54871}l was watching you out there before.|I've never seen you look so sexy.
{54875}{54946}-    [ Stops ]|- [ Laughing ]
{55114}{55208}- Come to Bogey's party with me.|- You never give up, do you ?
{55211}{55277}-    [ Band Starts ]|- Was that a yes ?
{55279}{55373}- No.|- Well, then, was that a no ?
{55376}{55453}- No.|- I'll see you at 9:30 then !
{55713}{55781}Should have used the window.
{55785}{55860}- Hi, Daddy.|- Hi.
{55862}{55908}Where are we going ?
{55911}{55983}Well, if you must know,|a small study group of friends.
{55987}{56041}Otherwise known as an orgy ?
{56044}{56094}Mr Stratford, it's just a party.
{56098}{56176}And hell is just a sauna.
{56178}{56233}Do you know anything about a party ?
{56237}{56325}- People expect me to be there.|- Kat's not going, you're not going.
{56327}{56381}Why can't you be normal ?
{56385}{56449}- Define ''normal.''|- Bogey Lowenstein's party is normal.
{56452}{56518}- What's a Bogey Lowenstein ?|- Bogey's party is just a lame excuse...
{56522}{56597}for all the idiots at our school|to drink beer|and rub up against each other...
{56600}{56654}in hopes of distracting themselves|from the pathetic emptiness...
{56658}{56733}- of their meaningless--|- [ Together ]|Meaningless, consumer-driven lives.
{56736}{56812}- [ Chuckles ]|- Can you, for just one night,
{56814}{56888}forget that you're completely wretched|and be my sister ?
{56890}{56966}Please ?
{56970}{57028}Please ?
{57030}{57145}[ Sighs ] Come on, Kat.|Please do this for me.
{57195}{57239}Fine.|I'll make an appearance.
{57272}{57348}[ Shrieking ]
{57387}{57454}- It's starting.|- It's just a party, Daddy.
{57503}{57549}l want you to wear the belly.
{57551}{57623}- [ Gasps ]|- Daddy, no.
{57626}{57671}Not all night.
{57675}{57741}Just around the living room for a minute|so you can understand...
{57744}{57806}the full weight of your decisions.
{57858}{57910}- I am perfectly aware--|- Listen to me.
{57913}{57966}Every time you even think|about kissing a boy,
{57970}{58035}l want you to picture wearing this|under your haIter top.
{58038}{58087}- You are so completely unbalanced.|- [ Groans ]
{58090}{58161}- We're going now.|- All right, wait a minute.
{58164}{58212}No drinking, no drugs, no kissing,
{58214}{58320}no tattoos, no piercings,|no ritual animal slaughters of any kind.
{58323}{58399}- Oh, God, I'm giving them ideas.|- [ Sighs ] Daddy !
{58435}{58501}- What are you doing here ?|- 9:30, right ?
{58503}{58585}- Oh, I'm early.|- Whatever. I'm driving.
{58587}{58635}Who knocked up your sister ?
{58734}{58791}So then, Bianca says that I was right,
{58795}{58855}that she didn't wear the Kenneth Coles|with that dress...
{58859}{58948}because she thought that it was,|uh, mixing genres, right ?
{58950}{59035}And the fact that I noticed--|and this is a direct quote, listen--
{59038}{59097}''Really meant something.''
{59100}{59162}You told me that part already.
{59165}{59210}I've been thinking about her|all the time.
{59213}{59329}Stop being so self-involved|for one minute. How do I look ?
{59332}{59399}You look like my Great-Uncle MiIton.
{59402}{59455}- You think I should lose the tie ?|- Yeah.
{59459}{59520}Maybe you're right.|I'm just so nervous.
{59523}{59593}And I'm also very excited.|I'm nervous, I'm excited.
{59596}{59641}It's all very mixed up.|l don't know what to do !
{59645}{59710}All right, just calm down,|all right ? Shh.
{59713}{59785}The last party I went to|was at Chuck E. Cheese.
{59787}{59871}You want to talk about some fun.|That's a good time.
{60448}{60539}Now, remember, guys.|Don't touch anything. [ Chuckles ]
{60542}{60641}Oop !|What did I tell you ?
{60645}{60749}- [ Doorbell Ringing ]|- Oh. Must be Nigel with the Brie.
{60775}{60895}- [ Kicking Door ]|- [ Group Cheering ]
{60997}{61080}   [ Funk ]
{61385}{61483}You know, I'm--|I'm thinking of getting a Tercel.
{61487}{61577}Yeah, that's a Toyota.
{61579}{61663}It has dual side air bags|and a spacious back seat.
{61817}{61876}- Kiss me !|- Kiss him.
{61878}{61940}- Okay.|- Good.
{62012}{62068}- Hey, thanks, man !|- [ Body Thuds ]
{62138}{62192}Sweet.
{62195}{62259}Looking fresh tonight, pussy cat.
{62262}{62361}Wait. Was that--|Did your hairline just recede ?
{62364}{62431}- Hey, where are you goin' ?|- Away.
{62435}{62491}- Your sister here ?|- Stay away from my sister.
{62495}{62557}Oh, I'll stay away|from your sister.
{62561}{62619}But I can't guarantee|she'll stay away from me.
{62623}{62717}- Fight !|- Ooh, fight !
{62721}{62799}[ Cheering, Hooting ]
{62900}{62945}You guys, please !|Take it outside !
{63004}{63088}[ Group Gasping ]
{63090}{63141}Thank you !
{63185}{63254}Hey, Kat.|Look who found me.
{63287}{63362}- Bianca, wait.|- Please do not address me in public.
{63365}{63410}No, there's something|l need to tell you.
{63413}{63501}l am busy enjoying my adolescence,|so scamper off and do the same.
{63503}{63549}Bu-bye.
{63616}{63666}Want one ?
{63670}{63729}- What is this ?|- Right on, sister !
{63733}{63804}- [ Coughs ]|- I've been looking|all over the place for you.
{63807}{63874}I'm getting trashed, man. lsn't that|what you're supposed to do at a party ?
{63877}{63928}l don't know.|l say do what you want to do.
{63930}{63986}Funny.|You're the only one.
{63989}{64040}Later.
{64324}{64383}Lord of the dance !|Hi, Heather.
{64387}{64455}- Bite me.|- [ Chuckles ] Should've kept the tie.
{64459}{64530}Hey. Hey, have you seen her|around anywhere ?
{64534}{64604}- Relax.|- Relax ? I'm fine.
{64607}{64668}Follow the love.
{64719}{64771}Hi, Bianca.
{64775}{64859}Oh, hi, Cameron.
{64862}{64926}Um, you know Chastity ?
{64929}{65022}Uh, yeah. I think, uh,|we have art together, right ?
{65025}{65080}Neat.
{65083}{65157}So, um, you--
{65160}{65241}You really look amazing.
{65244}{65311}- Thanks.|- And we all know I look amazing.
{65314}{65368}- [ Both Laughing ]|- Yeah.
{65371}{65466}Bianca, let's go. We're all|congregating around Mr Cuervo.
{65470}{65529}Um, I'll see you around, okay ?
{65823}{65889}- [ Giggling ]|- So, I've got the Sears|catalogue thing going...
{65891}{65966}and the tube sock gig--|that is gonna be huge.
{65970}{66038}- [ Screams ]|- [ Crowd Gasping ]
{66041}{66094}And I'm up for|a haemorrhoid cream ad next week.
{66098}{66153}l know it sounds|kind of bogus, but...
{66157}{66224}l get to do some acting.
{66415}{66487}- You see what I did there ?|- Uh-huh.
{66490}{66570}That was underwear. I'll show you|the bathing suit one again.
{66639}{66719}You see the difference ?
{66723}{66768}All right, I'll show you guys.
{66926}{66978}Ohhh !
{67090}{67219}  Please tell me I am crazy  
{67247}{67314}  That I'm wasting time with you  
{67391}{67452}  You'll never be mine   
{67510}{67578}ls it me, or does this party|all of a sudden suck ?
{67736}{67789}Really, really,
{67791}{67842}thank you !
{67846}{67906}Hey. Hey, Kat, why don't you|let me have this one, huh ?
{67910}{67980}No !|This one's mine.
{67983}{68049}My man !|How did you get her to do it ?
{68052}{68103}- Do what ?|- Act like a human.
{68107}{68205}-    [ Rap ]|- Yeah ! All right !
{68209}{68255}Go !
{68353}{68410}See this ?
{68562}{68622}Whoo !
{69004}{69065}[ Head Hitting Chandelier ]
{69151}{69224}- Are you okay ?|- I'm fine.
{69275}{69355}You're not fine.|Come on.
{69359}{69451}- I just need to lie down.|- Uh-huh. You lie down|and you'll go to sleep.
{69454}{69519}- Sleep is good.|- Not if you have a concussion.
{69522}{69599}Come on.|Here, sit down.
{69602}{69664}- Sit.|- Hey, hey, we need to talk.
{69666}{69737}- I'm a little busy right now.|- Can you give me a second ?
{69850}{69904}- What ?|- It's off, okay? The whole thing's off.
{69907}{69973}- What are you talking about ?|- [ Sighs ]
{69975}{70047}She never wanted me.|She wanted Joey the whole time.
{70050}{70109}Cameron, do you like the girl ?
{70112}{70182}- Yeah.|- And is she worth all this trouble ?
{70186}{70233}l thought she was, but, you know, l--
{70237}{70271}Well, she is or she isn't.
{70275}{70348}See, first of all,|Joey is not half the man you are.
{70350}{70465}Secondly, don't let anyone|ever make you feel like|you don't deserve what you want.
{70467}{70533}Go for it !
{70536}{70593}- [ Softly Whimpering ]|- [ Gasps ]
{70596}{70669}- Come on.|- Why ?
{70673}{70717}[ Chuckles ]
{70837}{70882}[ Sighs ]
{70886}{70930}- This is so patronizing.|- [ Groans ]
{70934}{70988}Leave it to you to use big words|when you're smashed.
{70990}{71099}- [ Chuckles ] I don't think so.|- Kat.
{71102}{71174}- Why are you doing this ?|- I told you. You may have a concussion.
{71177}{71222}You don't care if I never wake up.
{71225}{71270}- Sure I do.|- Why ?
{71274}{71341}Because then l'd have to start|taking out girls who actually like me.
{71345}{71395}- Like you could find one.|- Oh, see ? That, there.
{71399}{71448}Who needs affection|when I have blind hatred ?
{71450}{71533}- I just-- Let me sit down for a while.|- All right. There.
{71665}{71750}- [ Gasps ] Geez !|- Whoo ! [ Chuckles ]
{71894}{71950}- So, why'd you let him get to you ?|- Who ?
{71953}{72024}- Joey.|- I hate him.
{72026}{72132}Well, you've chosen the perfect|revenge-- mainlining tequila.
{72175}{72286}- Well, you know what they say.|- Nope. What do they say ?
{72289}{72365}No, no, no, no. Kat, come on, wake up !|Look at me !
{72367}{72422}Listen to me, Kat !|Open your eyes !
{72425}{72492}[ Panting ]
{72583}{72630}Hey.
{72634}{72687}Your eyes have|a little green in them.
{72690}{72759}[ Chuckles ]
{72814}{72862}[ Vomiting ]
{72865}{72934}[ Coughing ]
{73049}{73102}[ Coughing Continues ]
{73105}{73153}l don't know if we should go.
{73157}{73223}Hey, a bunch of us|are going to Jarrett's. Ready ?
{73226}{73286}Um, I have to be home in 20 minutes.
{73289}{73372}Well, you know I don't have to be home|till 2:00, so--
{73375}{73465}- One more chance.|- Aw, man, I can't.
{73467}{73549}- Damn.|- That's a shame.
{73552}{73598}- You wanna go ?|- Sure.
{73601}{73672}- Chastity !|- Hey, you passed.
{73675}{73720}Bitch.
{73814}{73897}- Hey. Have fun tonight ?|- Tons.
{73900}{73954}Hey, Cameron ?|Um--
{73987}{74050}Do you think you could|give me a ride home ?
{74109}{74180}-    [ ''Cruel To Be Kind'' ]|- I should do this.
{74183}{74251}- Do what ?|- This !
{74254}{74322}- Start a band ?|- No, install car stereos.
{74325}{74434}Yeah, start a band.|My father would love that.
{74437}{74501}  I pick myself up off the ground  
{74504}{74552}  To have you knock me back down  
{74554}{74623}  Again and again  
{74626}{74671}  And when I ask you to explain   
{74675}{74725}[ Turns Radio Off ]
{74728}{74824}You don't strike me as the type that|would ask your father for permission.
{74826}{74907}- Oh, so now you think you know me ?|- I'm getting there.
{74911}{74975}The only thing people know|about me is that I'm scary.
{75026}{75090}Yeah, well, I'm no picnic myself.
{75242}{75348}Uh, so what's up with your dad ?|ls he-- ls he a pain in the ass ?
{75350}{75427}No, he just wants me to be|somebody that I'm not.
{75430}{75475}- Who ?|- [ Mockingly ] Bianca.
{75478}{75532}Oh, Bianca.
{75607}{75680}No offence or anything-- I mean|l know everyone ''digs'' your sister--
{75683}{75752}but, um, she's without.
{75923}{75998}You know,
{76001}{76075}you're not as vile|as I thought you were.
{76297}{76357}Maybe we should do this another time.
{76490}{76538}[ Scoffs ]
{77020}{77089}   [ Car Radio ]
{77252}{77305}[ Engine, Radio Stop ]
{77458}{77534}You never wanted|to go sailing with me, did you ?
{77567}{77625}Yes, I did.
{77628}{77681}No, you didn't.
{77712}{77774}Okay, no, not actually--
{77777}{77842}Well, then that's all|you had to say.
{77895}{77963}Have you always been this selfish ?
{78026}{78086}[ Softly ]|Yes.
{78144}{78189}You know, just 'cause you're beautiful,
{78191}{78290}that doesn't mean that you can|treat people like they don't matter.
{78294}{78371}l mean, I really liked you, okay.
{78375}{78438}l-l defended you|when people called you conceited,
{78441}{78486}l helped you when you asked me to,
{78489}{78593}l learned French for you and then|you just blow me off so you could just--
{79311}{79379}And I'm back in the game !
{79446}{79554}Kat, me lady.|You sway to the rhythm of me heart.
{79558}{79602}Dance for me, cowgirl.
{79605}{79671}Kat babe, what do we owe you|for the table dance ?
{79675}{79767}All right, not that I give a damn,|but how was everybody's weekend ?
{79771}{79841}Oh, I don't know.|Maybe we should ask Kat.
{79845}{79889}Unless she kicked the crap|out of your dumb butt,
{79892}{79929}l don't wanna hear about it.
{79933}{80056}Okay, let's open up our books|to page 73, Sonnet 141.
{80059}{80104}And listen up.
{80107}{80201}ln faith, I do not love thee|with mine eyes. For they and thee|a thousand errors note.
{80204}{80261}But 'tis my heart loves what|they despise.
{80264}{80351}Who in despite of view|is pleas'd to dote.
{80354}{80441}Now, I know Shakespeare's|a dead white guy,
{80444}{80503}but he knows his shit,|so we can overlook that.
{80507}{80574}l want you all to write|your own version of this sonnet.
{80577}{80628}[ Class Groans ]
{80630}{80704}Yes, Miss l-Have-An-Opinion-|About-Everything ?
{80707}{80753}Do you want this|in iambic pentameter ?
{80757}{80825}You're not gonna fight me on this ?
{80827}{80873}No, I think it's|a really good assignment.
{80876}{80951}[ Chuckles ] You're just|messin' with me, aren't you ?
{80954}{81049}- No, I'm really looking forward|to writing it.|- Get out of my class.
{81052}{81106}- What ?|- Out. Get out !
{81279}{81333}- Thanks, Mr Morgan.|- Shut up.
{81644}{81745}  I can't get enough of you, baby  
{81749}{81827}  I can't get enough of you, baby  
{81830}{81902}  Yes, it's true   
{81905}{81991}Hey. Cool picture.
{81995}{82065}What's that collar for ? ls that|to keep him from licking his stitches ?
{82067}{82137}[ Laughing ]
{82139}{82245}Kidding. No, because I know|you're a fan of Shakespeare.
{82249}{82349}[ Scoffs ] More than a fan.|We're involved.
{82352}{82412}Okay.
{82414}{82507}Who could refrain,|that had a heart to love...
{82511}{82610}- and in that heart--|- Courage to make love known.
{82613}{82690}- That's Macbeth, right ?|- Right.
{82732}{82824}So, listen, l--|l have this friend...
{82826}{82879}and he likes your friend--
{82883}{82951}- [ People Chattering ]|- [ Whistle Blowing ]
{83047}{83095}What did you do to her ?
{83099}{83163}l didn't do anything.|She would've been too drunk to remember.
{83166}{83246}- But the plan was working.|- What do you care ?|l thought you wanted out.
{83277}{83333}Yeah, well, I did, but, uh,
{83336}{83389}that was until she kissed me.
{83392}{83479}- Where ?|- ln the car.
{83537}{83581}Sorry.
{83585}{83629}- Dweeb ! Putz !|- I'm sorry.
{83633}{83704}- All right, I talked to her.|l got the scoop.|- What'd she say ?
{83707}{83760}''Hates with him the fire|of a thousand suns.''
{83762}{83796}That's a direct quote.
{83827}{83894}Thanks, Malcolm.|That's very comforting of you.
{83898}{83984}We don't know.|She could need a day to cool off.
{84121}{84171}Maybe two.
{84247}{84337}  Take time for your pleasure|and laugh with love  
{84340}{84435}  Take the hand of another|and sing for the wings of a dove  
{84438}{84471}Hey !
{84475}{84548}Can you imagine who would go to|that antiquated mating ritual ?
{84550}{84604}l would, but I don't have a date.
{84607}{84652}Do you really want|to get all dressed up...
{84654}{84730}so some Drakkar Noir-wearing Dexter|with a boner can feel you up...
{84734}{84810}while you're forced to listen|to a band that by definition blows ?
{84813}{84869}All right, all right, we won't go.
{84872}{84925}It's not like I've got a dress anyway.
{84928}{84986}You're looking at this from|entirely the wrong perspective.
{84989}{85034}We're making a statement.
{85037}{85125}Oh, goody.|Something new and different for us.
{85127}{85178}  Whoa, whoa  
{85182}{85226}  For the wings of a dove  
{85229}{85277}  Whoa, whoa  
{85279}{85325}  For the wings of a dove  
{85327}{85377}-   Whoa, whoa  |-   Yeah, yeah, yeah  
{85379}{85425}  For the wings of a dove  
{85427}{85478}  Whoa, whoa  
{85482}{85533}  For the wings of a do-o-ove   
{85536}{85623}- Hey there, Cupid.|- [ Exasperated Sigh ] Hi, Joey.
{85626}{85705}You're concentrating awfully hard|considering it's gym class.
{85709}{85753}- [ Man Yelps ]|- Can I help you ?
{85757}{85801}l want to talk to you about prom.
{85804}{85881}Ow ! Ow-ooo !
{85938}{86009}Look, you know the deal:|l can't go if Kat doesn't go.
{86012}{86074}Your sister is going.
{86077}{86189}- Since when ?|- Let's just say I'm taking care of it.
{86301}{86388}This should take care of the flowers,|the limo, the tux, everything.
{86390}{86453}Just make sure she gets to the prom.
{86457}{86536}Do you know what ?|I'm sick of playing your little game.
{86538}{86584}Okay, wait, wait, wait.
{86587}{86672}You sick of, let's say, 300 ?
{87123}{87195}  I'm not the sort of person  
{87199}{87258}  Who falls  
{87262}{87357}  ln and quickly out of love  
{87360}{87463}  But to you I gave my affection  
{87466}{87543}  Right from the start  
{87584}{87645}  I have a lover  
{87649}{87709}  Who loves me  
{87712}{87814}  How could I break such a heart  
{87817}{87910}  And still you get my attention  
{88014}{88084}  Why do you come here  
{88087}{88181}  When you know|I've got troubles enough  
{88185}{88268}  Why do you call me  
{88271}{88363}  When you know|l can't answer the phone  
{88366}{88485}  Make me lie and I don't want to  
{88488}{88583}  And make someone else|some kind of an unknowin' fool  
{88587}{88645}   [ Fades ]
{88649}{88723}Excuse me. Have you seen The|Feminine Mystique ? I've lost my copy.
{88726}{88787}- What are you doing here ?|- I heard there was a poetry reading.
{88790}{88862}- You're so--|- Charming.
{88865}{88913}Wholesome.
{88915}{88963}Unwelcome.
{88966}{89065}You're not as mean as you think you are,|you know that ?
{89069}{89122}And you're not as badass|as you think you are.
{89125}{89186}Ooo, someone still has|her panties in a twist.
{89189}{89269}Don't for one minute think that you had|any effect whatsoever on my panties.
{89273}{89317}Then what did I have an effect on ?
{89321}{89389}Other than my upchuck reflex,|nothing.
{89671}{89730}You're right, she's still pissed.
{89734}{89782}Sweet love, renew thy force.
{89786}{89883}Hey ! Don't say shit like that to me.|People can hear you.
{89887}{89931}Look, you embarrassed the girl.
{89935}{90027}Sacrifice yourself on|the aItar of dignity and even the score.
{90100}{90169}Listen, don't say shit like that to him.
{90173}{90233}People can hear you.
{90237}{90364}  There's a new kind of world|that's taking over  
{90366}{90443}  It's got devils|It's got angels  
{90447}{90497}  Sitting on my shoulders  
{90500}{90617}  There's a new kind of world|that's taking over   
{90727}{90781}[ Microphone Feeds Back ]
{90940}{91037}[ Patrick ]|  You're just too good to be true  
{91040}{91135}  Can't take my eyes off of you  
{91138}{91212}  You'd be like heaven to touch  
{91214}{91312}  I wanna hold you so much  
{91314}{91409}  At long last love has arrived  
{91412}{91502}  And I thank God I'm alive  
{91505}{91589}  You're just too good to be true  
{91592}{91689}  Can't take my eyes off of you  
{91691}{91742}- [ Blowing Whistle ]|-    [ Playing Song ]
{92095}{92161}-   I love you, baby  |-    [ Continues Playing ]
{92164}{92245}  And if it's quite all right|l need you, baby  
{92248}{92353}  To warm the lonely night|l love you, baby  
{92357}{92467}  Trust in me when I say  
{92471}{92527}  Oh, pretty baby  
{92530}{92620}  Don't bring me down, I pray|Oh, pretty baby  
{92623}{92760}  Now that I found you, stay|and let me love you, baby  
{92762}{92881}  Let me love you   
{92885}{92945}   [ Continues Playing ]
{93366}{93417}[ Laughs ]
{93737}{93789}- [ Grimaces Softly ]|- [ Girl Giggles ]
{93948}{94001}You look pretty nervous.
{94003}{94069}[ Timidly ]|Yes, sir.
{94072}{94124}You're sweating like a pig.
{94126}{94180}Yes, sir.
{94183}{94245}Your eyes are all... bloodshot.
{94248}{94299}Yes, sir.
{94302}{94359}You've got pot, don't you ?
{94508}{94585}I'm confiscating this.
{94776}{94821}This too.
{94927}{95001}Mr Chapin, can I talk to you|for a second ?
{95003}{95049}What can I do for you, Stratford ?
{95051}{95117}l have some ideas on how|we can improve the girls' soccer team.
{95121}{95196}Great !|Let's talk about it later.
{95228}{95297}[ Whispering ]|The window.
{95300}{95365}The window.
{95369}{95451}[ Chuckles ] As you know, we have|a really big game with Hillcrest High--
{95454}{95509}[ Gasps ]|Your bicep is huge !
{95512}{95565}Oh, my God.|The other one's even bigger.
{95569}{95640}You don't take steroids, do you,|because I've heard steroids...
{95642}{95702}can severely disintegrate|your... package ?
{95705}{95767}- [ Class Groans ]|- Not that I'm thinking|about your package.
{95771}{95824}- That's not the point.|- Let's hope not.
{95826}{95911}- [ Floorboard Creaks ]|- The point is they kick|our butts every year.
{95914}{96017}l was thinking, I devised a plan that|will enable us to finally defeat them.
{96020}{96065}Which is ?
{96067}{96129}- That thing that you taught us.|- What thing ?
{96133}{96197}- Misdirection.|- I taught you that ?
{96199}{96290}Yeah, you or Siegfried or Roy ?|Anyway, that's not important.
{96294}{96359}- [ Floorboard Creaks ]|- The-- Think about it.
{96362}{96421}Um, they're looking left|and we're running right.
{96425}{96476}Bang, we score. We win.
{96478}{96547}Okay, but how do we get 'em|to look left ?
{96550}{96634}- [ Banging ]|- Um, like this.
{96637}{96696}[ Class Cheering ]
{96807}{96889}Okay. Well,
{96892}{96954}now that you've seen ''the plan,''
{96958}{97065}I'm gonna go and show ''the plan''|to someone else.
{97097}{97151}Okay.
{97154}{97199}Hi.
{97292}{97381}[ Both Laughing ]
{97384}{97453}l can't thank you enough|for helping me sneak out of detention.
{97455}{97501}- Very cool.|- No problem.
{97503}{97582}l thought for sure I was busted when l|was climbing out that window, I tell ya.
{97586}{97634}So, how did you keep him distracted ?
{97637}{97721}l dazzled him with my... wits.
{97791}{97852}- So, what's your excuse ?|- For ?
{97854}{97925}For acting the way we do ?
{97928}{97973}l don't like to do what people expect.
{97976}{98050}Why should I live up to other people's|expectations instead of my own ?
{98053}{98132}So, you disappoint 'em from the start|and then you're covered, right ?
{98159}{98212}Something like that.
{98254}{98314}- Then you screwed up.|- How ?
{98355}{98420}You never disappointed me.
{98615}{98667}Are you up for it ?
{98671}{98715}Up for what ?
{98907}{98987}[ Groans ]
{98990}{99071}  Fascinating new thing  
{99075}{99105}- [ Groans ]|-   You delight me  
{99109}{99184}  And I know you're speaking of me  
{99187}{99269}- [ Laughing ]|-   Fascinating new thing  
{99273}{99319}- [ Screams ]|-   Get beside me  
{99323}{99392}  I want you to love me  
{99449}{99565}  I'm surprised that|you've never been told before  
{99567}{99643}- [ Shouts ]|-   That you're lovely|and you're perfect  
{99647}{99711}  And that somebody wants you  
{100130}{100248}  I'm surprised that|you've never been told before  
{100250}{100307}  That you're lovely|and you're perfect  
{100311}{100364}  And that somebody wants you  
{100366}{100480}  I'm surprised that|you've never been told before  
{100483}{100540}  That you're priceless|Yeah, you're holy  
{100542}{100630}  Even when you are not new  
{100662}{100734}- [ Laughing ]|- All right, come on.
{100737}{100802}  Fascinating new thing  
{100844}{100903}  Fascinating new thing  
{100907}{100959}  All right   
{101100}{101151}No, none of that stuff is true.
{101154}{101230}- State trooper.|- Fallacy. Dead guy in the parking lot ?
{101234}{101279}Rumour. The duck ?
{101283}{101340}Hearsay.|Bobby Ridgeway's balls ?
{101342}{101411}Fact. But he deserved it.|He tried to grope me in the lunch line.
{101414}{101464}- Fair enough.|- The accent ?
{101466}{101553}It's real.|l lived in Australia until I was ten.
{101557}{101629}- With the Pygmies ?|- [ Chuckles ] Close.
{101632}{101700}With my mom.
{101702}{101779}Where were you last year ?|l know the porn career is a lie.
{101783}{101833}Do you ?
{102012}{102089}- Tell me something true.|- Something true.
{102152}{102200}l hate peas.
{102202}{102289}No. Something real.|Something no one else knows.
{102291}{102353}Okay. You're sweet...
{102400}{102445}and sexy...
{102448}{102493}[ Kisses Neck ]
{102496}{102555}and completely hot for me.
{102558}{102635}You are amazingly self-assured.|Has anyone ever told you that ?
{102639}{102699}l tell myself that every day, actually.
{102792}{102885}- Go to the prom with me.|- ls that a request or a command ?
{102889}{102944}Come on. Go with me.
{102947}{103022}- No.|- No ? Why not ?
{103025}{103081}Because I don't want to.|Because it's a stupid tradition.
{103083}{103159}Come on.|People won't expect you to go.
{103163}{103212}Why are you pushing this ?
{103258}{103320}What's in it for you ?
{103343}{103401}Oh.
{103404}{103471}S-So now I need to have a motive|to want to be with you ?
{103475}{103520}You tell me.
{103523}{103611}Oh, f--|You need therapy, you know that ?
{103615}{103679}Has anyone ever told you that ?
{103682}{103736}- Answer the question, Patrick.|- Nothing !
{103739}{103845}There is nothing in it for me,|just the pleasure of your company. Okay?
{103848}{103894}[ Scoffs ]
{104101}{104163}[ Speaking French ]
{104428}{104501}Wait. Wait a minute.|That-- That's not on this page.
{104782}{104827}Merde.
{105349}{105409}[ Groans, Panting ]
{105450}{105494}Seven !
{105539}{105591}Good.
{105679}{105732}- Daddy ?|- Hi, honey.
{105734}{105837}l'd like to discuss tomorrow night|with you. As you know, it's the prom--
{105989}{106052}The prom ? Kat has a date ?
{106054}{106125}Well, no.
{106127}{106245}Don't think you're fooling me.|l know who you wanna bend the rules for.|It's that hot-rod Joey.
{106249}{106313}What's a hot rod ?
{106316}{106422}It's a-- lf your sister's not going,|you're not going. End of story.
{106425}{106487}Okay, let's review.
{106491}{106553}Kat, not interested;|me, dying to go.
{106556}{106607}Do you know what happens at proms ?
{106610}{106685}Yes, Daddy. We'll dance,|we'll kiss, we'll come home.
{106688}{106744}It's not quite the crisis situation|you imagine.
{106747}{106808}Kissing, huh ?|That's what you think happens ?
{106810}{106845}Got news for you.
{106848}{106938}Kissing isn't what keeps me up to|my elbows in placenta all day long.
{106942}{107025}Can we for two seconds ignore the fact|that you're severely unhinged...
{107027}{107077}and discuss my need for a night|of teenage normalcy ?
{107080}{107156}What's normal ?|Those damn Dawson's River kids...
{107158}{107221}sleeping in each other's beds|and whatnot ?
{107224}{107285}- Daddy, that is so not--|- Got news for ya.
{107289}{107333}I'm down.|I've got the 4-1-1.
{107336}{107400}And you are not going out|and getting jiggy with some boy.
{107402}{107440}l don't care how dope his ride is.
{107443}{107512}[ Groans ]
{107567}{107626}My mama didn't raise no fool.
{107667}{107739}Thanks, Bill.
{107744}{107810}Ridiculous amounts of love|across this nation worldwide.
{107814}{107886}- [ Chuckles ]|- Believe it.
{107890}{107934}[ Girl ]|This is the true story.
{107938}{107982}- The Real World.|- [ Man ] Seattle.
{108010}{108099}- [ Knocking ]|- [ Groans ] Come in.
{108102}{108171}   [ Slow Piano On TV ]
{108250}{108312}Listen, I know--
{108315}{108360}[ TV Shuts Off ]
{108363}{108441}l know you hate having to sit at home|because I'm not Suzy High School.
{108445}{108515}- Like you care.|- I do care.
{108519}{108581}But I'm a firm believer in doing|something for your own reasons...
{108584}{108633}and not someone else's.
{108636}{108692}Well, I wish I had that luxury.
{108695}{108769}You know, I'm the only sophomore|that got asked to go to the prom...
{108773}{108847}and I can't go because|you don't feel like it.
{108942}{109009}Joey never told you|that we went out, did he ?
{109013}{109118}- Yeah, okay.|- ln ninth, for a month.
{109258}{109364}- Why ?|- Because he was, like, such a babe.
{109367}{109433}- But you hate Joey.|- Now I do.
{109436}{109489}So, what happened ?
{109606}{109702}Oh ! [ Laughs ]|Please tell me you're joking.
{109705}{109802}Just once, right after Mom left.
{109805}{109873}Everyone was doing it, so...
{109875}{109940}l did it.
{109943}{110029}Afterwards I told him I didn't want to|any more because I wasn't ready,
{110031}{110109}and he got pissed and he dumped me.
{110111}{110205}After that I swore l'd never do anything|just because everyone else was doing it.
{110207}{110260}And I haven't since,
{110263}{110371}with the exception of Bogey's party|and my stunning digestive pyrotechnics.
{110413}{110481}How is it possible|that I did not know about this ?
{110483}{110541}l warned him that if he told anyone,
{110544}{110643}the cheerleading squad would find out|how tiny his dick is.
{110700}{110769}Okay, so why didn't you tell me ?
{110813}{110883}l wanted to let you|make up your mind about him.
{110924}{110994}Then why did you help Daddy|hold me hostage ?
{110998}{111062}It's not like I'm stupid enough|to repeat your mistakes.
{111066}{111121}l guess I thought I was protecting you.
{111124}{111197}By not letting me experience|anything for myself ?
{111200}{111245}Not all experiences are good, Bianca.
{111248}{111311}You can't always trust|the people you want to.
{111315}{111385}Well, I guess I'll never know,|will I ?
{111902}{111981}  The grey ceiling on the Earth  
{111983}{112046}  Well, it lasted for a while  
{112050}{112116}  Take my thoughts|for what they're worth  
{112119}{112189}  I've been acting like a child  
{112193}{112263}  But what else, what else can I do  
{112267}{112379}  I said I'm sorry|Yes, I'm sorry   
{112459}{112553}Ladies with thinning hair or bald spots,|G.L.H. solves the problem instantly.
{112555}{112614}G.L.H. is not a paint or a cover-up.
{112618}{112716}It's an amazing powder that clings|to the tiniest hairs on your head.
{112719}{112777}It actually builds on itself...
{112779}{112829}leaving you with great,|great looking hair.
{112832}{112917}- And the G.L.H. hair system|is not expensive.|- lnteresting.
{112920}{112973}Order your G.L.H. hair package now.
{112976}{113037}Bye, Dad.|I'm going to the prom.
{113041}{113097}- Funny, sweetie.|- [ Door Opens ]
{113100}{113193}- It instantly covers your bald spot|leaving you with great looking hair.|- [ Door Closes ]
{113263}{113316}- What's that ?|- A prom dress.
{113319}{113386}l seem to be hearing|that word a lot lately.
{113390}{113422}[ Doorbell Rings ]
{113496}{113604}- Hi.|- Wow. l, um--
{113606}{113697}[ Stammers, Chuckles ]|Wow.
{113700}{113769}- [ Chuckles ] Bye, Daddy.|- Stop.
{113773}{113867}Turn. Explain.
{113871}{113950}Okay. Remember how you said|l could date if Kat dated ?
{113953}{114048}Well, she found this guy who's|actually kind of perfect for her|which is perfect for me...
{114050}{114123}because Cameron asked me to go to|the prom and I really, really wanna go,
{114126}{114207}and since Kat went I guess I'm allowed|to based on the aforementioned rule...
{114210}{114262}and its previous stipulations,|of course.
{114266}{114328}- Nice to meet you.|- Let's go.
{114400}{114465}l know every cop in town, bucko !
{114524}{114580}This is not good.
{114619}{114717}  I said I want you to know  
{114721}{114814}  I said I want you|to know right now  
{114818}{114904}  Well, I want you to know  
{114906}{115037}  I said I want you|to kno-o-o-w  
{115040}{115110}  Who-o-o-a  
{115158}{115214}  Shout, shout  
{115218}{115274}  Shout, shout  
{115277}{115322}  Hey-a-a-a  
{115325}{115370}[ Crowd ]|  Hey-a-a-a   
{115374}{115441}   [ Music Fades ]
{115575}{115637}Wow.
{115641}{115694}You too.
{115734}{115787}Where'd you get a tux|at the last minute ?
{115791}{115870}Oh, just something I had,|you know, lying around.
{115874}{115968}- Where'd you get the dress ?|- Oh, just something I had,|you know, lying around.
{116050}{116153}Listen, I'm really sorry|that I questioned your motives.
{116156}{116201}l was wrong.
{116204}{116273}[ Sighs Deeply ]|You're forgiven.
{116348}{116395}Okay.
{116399}{116463}- Ready for the prom ?|- Yes, ma'am.
{116784}{116874}Hi, Mr Stratford. I'm Joey.|I'm here to pick up Bianca.
{117063}{117109}  On their minds  
{117113}{117216}  Their hormones are raging|and they want it all the time  
{117219}{117281}  And I know|l know 'cause you said so  
{117284}{117385}  And I can't just let you go and|l know, I know 'cause you said so  
{117388}{117433}- Have you seen him ?|- Who ?
{117435}{117504}William.|He asked me to meet him here.
{117506}{117613}Oh, Mandella, please tell me you haven't|progressed to full-on hallucinations.
{117617}{117682}  You're last to see|and last to touch  
{117685}{117748}  But I would never, ever, ever|treat you wrong  
{117750}{117821}  Been waiting for you all day long  
{117824}{117916}  And I know, I know 'cause you said so|and I can't just let you go  
{117919}{118025}  And I know, I know 'cause you said so|and I can't just let you go   
{118161}{118219}- Milady.|- Good sir.
{118727}{118800}   [ ''Cruel To Be Kind'' ]
{118802}{118881}Oh, my God, it's--
{118883}{118945}l called in a favour !
{119079}{119166}  Oh, I can't take|another heartache  
{119170}{119269}  Though you say you're my friend|I'm at my wit's end  
{119273}{119327}  You say your love is bona fide  
{119330}{119439}  But that don't coincide|with the things that you do  
{119443}{119529}  And when I ask you to be nice  
{119531}{119580}  You say you gotta be  
{119582}{119665}  Cruel to be kind|in the right measure  
{119668}{119737}  Cruel to be kind|It's a very good sign  
{119740}{119874}  Cruel to be kind|means that I love you, baby  
{119877}{119922}  You gotta be cruel to be kind  
{119925}{120031}  Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-oo  
{120034}{120110}  Cruel to be kind|in the right measure  
{120114}{120187}  Cruel to be kind|It's a very good sign   
{120191}{120259}[ Girls Chattering ]
{120302}{120341}What are you doing here ?
{120345}{120406}l know you didn't think|you were the only sophomore at the prom.
{120409}{120454}Joey just picked me up.
{120457}{120526}Oh, well, congratulations.|He's all yours.
{120529}{120565}Very generous, princess.
{120568}{120637}And just so you know,|Joey only liked you for one reason.
{120641}{120689}He even had a bet going|with his friends.
{120692}{120746}He was gonna nail you tonight.
{120870}{120925}- Milwaukee.|- What ?
{120928}{120999}That's where I was last year.|l wasn't in jail.
{121002}{121124}l don't know Marilyn Manson and I didn't|sleep with a Spice Girl, I don't think.
{121126}{121221}You see, my grandpa, he was ill so|l spent most of the year on his couch...
{121224}{121308}watching Wheel of Fortune|and making Spaghettios.
{121310}{121361}End of story.
{121364}{121409}No way.
{121454}{121552}Hey. What's Bianca doing here|with that cheese dick ?
{121554}{121657}l didn't pay you to take out Kat so some|little punk could snake me with Bianca.
{121735}{121804}Nothing in it for you, huh ?
{122084}{122135}The shit hath hitteth...
{122139}{122190}the faneth.
{122271}{122346}Joey, pal, compadre ?
{122427}{122505}You messed with the wrong guy,|and now you're gonna pay.
{122508}{122575}You and that little bitch.
{122578}{122645}All right, that's enough, okay !|You crossed the line.
{122706}{122761}Oh, come on !|Get up, you little punk !
{122900}{122976}Shit, Bianca !|I'm shooting a nose spray ad tomorrow !
{122978}{123049}That's for making my date bleed !|That's for my sister !
{123052}{123137}- [ Groans ]|- And that's for me.
{123311}{123366}Are you okay ?
{123370}{123422}Never been better.
{123510}{123568}[ Groaning Continues ]
{123630}{123731}- Would you give me a chance--|- You were paid to take me out|by the one person I truly hate.
{123734}{123779}l knew this was a set-up !
{123782}{123827}Kat, it wasn't like that, okay.
{123830}{123913}What was it like, a down payment now|and a bonus for sleeping with me ?
{123916}{123989}No, I didn't care about the money !|l cared--
{123992}{124035}l cared about you.
{124084}{124141}You are so not who I thought you were.
{124222}{124321}  That is how love goes  
{124368}{124481}  You will fly|and you will crawl  
{124484}{124617}  God knows even angels fall  
{124689}{124754}  And it's a secret  
{124757}{124813}  That no one tells  
{124816}{124931}  One day it's heaven|One day it's hell  
{124934}{124991}  And it's no fairy tale  
{124995}{125058}  Take it from me  
{125061}{125161}  That's the way|it's supposed to be   
{125164}{125219}[ Sighs ]|You want ?
{125223}{125283}Thanks.
{125286}{125385}So, you sure you don't want|to go sailing with us ? It'll be fun.
{125388}{125433}No, I'm fine.
{125471}{125595}Look, I don't know if I ever thanked you|for going last night,
{125599}{125653}but it really meant a lot to me.
{125710}{125756}I'm glad.
{125794}{125849}- Hey.|- Hey.
{125852}{125928}- You ready ?|- Mm-mm.
{125930}{125985}- See you later.|- Bye.
{126025}{126093}- ls-- ls she okay ?|- I hope so.
{126171}{126216}[ Door Closes ]
{126250}{126297}Where's your sister going ?
{126300}{126409}She's meeting some bikers,|big ones, full of sperm.
{126439}{126506}Funny.
{126509}{126570}So, tell me about this dance.|Was it hoppin' ?
{126574}{126638}Parts of it.
{126641}{126673}Which parts ?
{126676}{126753}The part where Bianca|beat the hell out of some guy.
{126756}{126889}- Bianca did what ?|- What's the matter,|upset that I rubbed off on her ?
{126892}{126978}No, impressed.
{127046}{127146}Fathers don't like to admit it|when their daughters are capable|of running their own lives.
{127150}{127202}It means we've become spectators.
{127279}{127377}Bianca still lets me play a few innings.|You've had me on the bench for years.
{127420}{127521}And when you go to Sarah Lawrence|l won't even be able to watch the game.
{127563}{127609}When I go ?
{127650}{127739}Oh, boy. Don't tell me|you changed your mind.
{127743}{127795}l already sent 'em a cheque.
{128200}{128282}All right, I assume everyone|has found time to complete their poem,
{128285}{128329}except for Mr Donner,
{128332}{128386}[ Laughing ]|who has an excuse.
{128442}{128493}Shaft, lose the glasses.
{128582}{128666}All right, anyone brave enough|to read theirs aloud ?
{128839}{128884}l will.
{128955}{129009}Lord, here we go.
{129123}{129168}[ Clears Throat ]
{129206}{129285}''l hate the way you talk to me|and the way you cut your hair.
{129289}{129393}''l hate the way you drive my car.|l hate it when you stare.
{129396}{129487}''l hate your big dumb combat boots|and the way you read my mind.
{129491}{129616}''l hate you so much it makes me sick.|It even makes me rhyme.
{129619}{129701}[ Sighs ] ''l hate it--|l hate the way you're always right.
{129704}{129758}''l hate it when you lie.
{129761}{129851}''l hate it when you make me laugh,|even worse when you make me cry.
{129896}{129989}''l hate it when you're not around|and the fact that you didn't call.
{129992}{130081}''But mostly, I hate the way|l don't hate you, not even close,
{130084}{130153}not even a little bit,|not even at all.''
{130460}{130515}[ Door Opens ]
{130519}{130563}[ Door Closes ]
{131175}{131257}- Nice, huh ?|- A Fender Strat ?
{131260}{131305}ls it for me ?
{131308}{131394}Yeah, I thought you could use it,|you know, when you start your band.
{131398}{131462}Besides,|l had some extra cash, you know.
{131466}{131534}Some asshole paid me|to take out this really great girl.
{131581}{131626}ls that right ?
{131629}{131734}Yeah, but I screwed up.|l, um-- I fell for her.
{131770}{131814}Really ?
{131818}{131922}It's not everyday you find a girl|who'll flash someone|to get you out of detention.
{131975}{132033}Oh, God.
{132208}{132304}You can't just buy me a guitar|every time you screw up, you know.
{132306}{132365}Yeah, I know.
{132368}{132457}But there's always drums and bass|and maybe even one day a tambourine.
{132626}{132684}And don't just think you can--
{132686}{132773}  I want you to want me  
{132776}{132884}  I need you to need me  
{132886}{132985}  l'd love you to love me  
{132989}{133106}  I'm beggin' you to beg me  
{133109}{133163}  Shine up my old brown shoes  
{133167}{133220}  I put on a brand-new shirt  
{133223}{133268}  I'll get home early from work  
{133271}{133354}  lf you say that you love me  
{133357}{133445}  Didn't l, didn't l|didn't I see you cryin'  
{133448}{133573}  Oh, didn't l, didn't l|didn't I see you cryin'  
{133575}{133613}  Feelin' all alone without a friend  
{133618}{133665}  You know you feel like dyin'  
{133668}{133789}  Oh, didn't l, didn't l|didn't I see you cryin'  
{133792}{133893}  I want you to want me  
{133897}{134003}  I need you to need me  
{134006}{134105}  l'd love you to love me  
{134107}{134228}  I'm beggin' you to beg me  
{134230}{134282}  Shine up my old brown shoes  
{134285}{134338}  I put on a brand-new shirt  
{134342}{134386}  I'll get home early from work  
{134390}{134501}  lf you say that you love me  
{134504}{134597}  Didn't l, didn't l|didn't I see you cryin'  
{134600}{134724}  Oh, didn't l, didn't l|didn't I see you cryin'  
{134726}{134817}  Feelin' all alone without a friend|you know you feel like dyin'  
{134821}{134939}  Oh, didn't l, didn't l|didn't I see you cryin'  
{134943}{134993}Hey !
{135170}{135259}  Feelin' all alone without a friend|you know you feel like dyin'  
{135263}{135379}  Oh, didn't l, didn't l|didn't I see you cryin'  
{135608}{135713}  I want you to want me  
{135717}{135824}  I need you to need me  
{135826}{135923}  l'd love you to love me  
{135926}{136047}  I'm beggin' you to beg me  
{136050}{136154}  I want you to want me  
{136157}{136234}  I want you to want me   
{136289}{136401}No offence. I know everyone ''digs''|your sister and all, but, um--
{136403}{136457}she's without.
{136494}{136622}You know, you're not as vile|as I thought you were.
{136754}{136813}[ Both Laughing ]
{136816}{136881}You suck.
{136884}{136974}Okay. Let's go !
{137017}{137065}You're just messin' with me,|aren't you ?
{137068}{137145}- No, I'm really|looking forward to doing it.|- Go see Miss Perky.
{137148}{137212}- What ?|- Go. Perky's. Go, now.
{137215}{137284}[ Director ] Once again.|''Perky, now'' is the second one.
{137286}{137350}- Perky's now. Perky's, now.|- Right away.
{137353}{137398}- Now, Perky's.|- Hey, hey.
{137401}{137473}- Now, Perky's. Perky's now.|- At the beginning of the shot.
{137475}{137533}Perk-- Oh.
{137586}{137669}Bianca, let's go. We're all|congregating around Mr Cuervo.
{137672}{137738}Um, I'll see you around, okay ?
{137999}{138068}Don't worry.|There's better for you...
{138071}{138123}and it's right here.
{138126}{138221}- Come here.|No, I wanted you for so long.|- [ Crew Laughing ]
{138225}{138313}You messed with the wrong guy,|and now you're gonna pay.
{138316}{138373}You and that little bitch.
{138407}{138499}All right, that's enough, okay !|You crossed the line.
{138610}{138657}What, are you kidding me ?
{138659}{138705}[ Bleeping ]
{138785}{138866}- I'm driving, so I pick the tunes.|- And it's my car.
{138870}{138933}[ Screaming ]
{138936}{139005}l want some coffee !
{139318}{139387}Could I get a prophylactic ?
{139391}{139468}A prophylactic.|Ahhhh.
{139471}{139558}- Let go !|- How could you set me up like that ?
{139561}{139605}Oh, God, I just wanted--
{139608}{139673}To completely damage me,|send me to therapy forever ?
{139675}{139724}- Ow ! No, I just wanted--|- Ladies.
{139726}{139784}[ Whimpering ]
{139786}{139829}- Shall we go to my office ?|- Tout de suite !
{139831}{139896}Tout de suite !
{139899}{139949}Oh, my God !
